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Waitress â€" "Did you say you wantâ€" «d thase egge turned over?" S _ Diner â€"â€" "Yes, to the Museum _ of going to be aâ€"sénitation expert." _ Aunt Mary â€"â€" "You don‘t say! And what sanitarium is be attending?" Perhaps it is a good thing, that the meek are to inherit the earth. They are the only ones who would stand for the taxes. Mother (to a very young flapper l.-u‘-llh“uh:j â€""And this, darting is a stork." . . _ mother. Don‘t you suppose 1 know there tsn‘t any such thing." ‘ Den‘t count too much on tomortow, If you can‘t find some good today, So think that over, Money talks, but it gencrally "Nothing doing!" aare There are people who arguire a reâ€" putation for wisdom by merely keepâ€" Ing their mouths shut and their mind What makes a lady? Is it furs, perâ€" fume, and fancy hose, Rare laces, jowels, gorgcous gowns, -lnhun:‘-n Rupensive yachts, motor care, and trips to foreign shores? And perfect features with a form that everyone adores? Ab, no! It‘s vastly more than that, and something gold can‘t buy; But something we all can possess. hi’--n---:'u---l. desires and happiness, With this you are a lady! â€"â€" (but without it what a mess!) â€"â€" Lyin e ced mak was ‘ Dizzy â€"â€" "And what did she say? Izzy â€"â€" "She promised to put me on her wading lst." New Artival (to manager of sanaâ€" torium) â€" "Are the baths here really --u-u-_"mt;- i Manager â€" "Yes, sir!â€" Absolutely Look at that lady over yonder; when she came here, she walked with two cancs, and now she walks with two in miracies buy sweepstakes tickets in the hope of winning a fertune. Visitor â€"â€" "I can‘t understand how your love for books brought you here" It may be all right for America to be known as the "melting pot" but “‘hfl'lw‘ hotter for those who refure to melt. Many a pers¢n who does not believe Prisoner â€" "It was my.love for the WHAT MAKES A LADY? track because of a misplaced M precedent is a valld guide, ob serves the St. Louis Post Ilhfi reatinge}" thistyent PiG Agetos hl..’-‘d.“'mu b‘ were -dh,l-‘â€"chh-lm- m..;&n';l'flu clal attention for years to come. The growing volume of both highway and the hope that Mr. Rain‘s contribution might make it possible for students of Northern Ontario to obtain trainâ€" ing as engineers who otherwise might be deprived of that opportunity. schoo! of the districts of Northern Ountario who has obtained the highest standing in the nine papers of bonor matriculation required for the admisâ€" alon to the Faculty of Applied Selence, preciation on the part of ‘Wflm-:-nau generasity .. Bain in making . pasâ€" sible the establishment of thim schoiâ€" Snskip? Dr. «Aimpaemanaine napreench one year, and will be awarded to the .‘l\.vll-.-.l.a.l-n.“ Yelucation, recently announced the establishment of a new scholarâ€" -lb-nol:-udrn-u:n.lu-‘ "“‘, lm- result of a gift made by H. R. Bain of the m.;:-n.-n.mun: arded each year for a period of five years, is of the annual value of $400, represented by a payment in cash of §$200, and the remission of fees n the Fucuity of Applied Science to the exâ€" tent of a similar amount. o It will be tenable for a period . of Broker Offers A ThE old lady survived fall l--uuln-l.bun-..o: to become a victim of neuritis H'hlru â€" h\fl.‘-' 1 had â€"the misfortune to fall time, then 1 devetoped ndorni it both bands and arms. Later 1 beâ€" Ing them regularly for two years in fil-;.-‘-hlt-l-- l“mwl-- years old, and years younger.‘ â€"1&-.)?.!. Ihn-‘du.n-d":rk% in the body. Two of the ingredients his Fanie ud fap ut ‘n diuely wa&- Saits assist Naâ€" to expel dissolved deposits w&-...llchmh. J Suffered Later From Neuritis and Rheumatism Death‘s Highway Will Be Open to All Northern Ontario Students oTaU? 0‘ _ Operations at the . mine :are -hrthfi-d-dhru‘. m-'lglnvllc -H-‘a*‘ol the ern Ontario, is well known in the Wining industry. . 4 .. Word has been received at the Toronto office of Split Lake Gold Mines, Limited from H. 1. ‘Donâ€" aldson, manager and director, that and importa time to time Operations under the d Denaldson Identified wit d ,TraA3 .YTAARTE WIAM ol #vHI3G 1141 thereforeâ€" embraces possibilities of warious _ new developments and should provide considerable new =blh|. reached by alrp‘ang "Tro®m ~ that point or fromuthe : paa e Pon to gen Arie ldentity of the râ€"«<â€"1 whigh Neved to be plassum in a few days. . Q n h . M in stated that the company ‘kas no intention ‘of resuming operationg . at =l‘|hb'-h-~n~.- copperlead and zinc, Me further statâ€" ed that he was optimistie enough to think that the time will come when the various base metal properties conâ€" troiled by the company could again be operated. % All‘ other business ‘was ‘approved with the former board of directors etupncd to office, FINANCIAL what‘s the price of that to me? &z-ll:-flul‘n-t Not forty cents? At awful rate For a thing that hasn‘t got no T P Y WROT N 20 m andinmmsey ow !A.w...m-.....-: It made him euss. But still be searched with sinking | (He‘d two customers depart) ..u."n'.‘a..‘:........,.._{ badbatentvies If you would only tax your brain Bo that the number you‘d retain Or bring the old part in, ‘tis plain _ You‘l not go wrong." From end to end he searched the bins Clawed over castings, boits and pins, ’i‘s;i:'m;“'""â€"n'f""m The thing that moves ajong like that About as big as that old hat Would be if you could smash it flat, I think you‘l find.* _ _‘ The dealer sighed and shook his head "I don‘t know what you mean," he &-w*... ’"'%...:'flhhmbn .':.".':.";..m...':.‘.'.::..‘ But not a number did he knowâ€" _ Nor seem to care. "The part 1 want," he wisely said, A Sale of Repairs We‘ll have to search "twas LASHES the extra ‘Tmg the shares i6 airmiont dont liek enc e o8 :v'-namuwm Cariboo Gold Quarts Mining Co. has declared the regular quarterly divtâ€" ‘-Ildlu--nmmn-1 July 2nd to sharebolders of record on June 6th. This is the zâ€"cond payment made by the company. with the initial dividend baving been paid in January | B sns n 208 reee ut reapince in ® width fo Fevery 160 feet vertical depth and Jt is estimated that for every 100 feet, theteâ€"aro>1,025,000 tons of ore. Whod Kirkland «Goid\ Mines hoigers wil -u.-luuull -:1‘-.:-. l-l-u:nn -h~. z tharter, It is pronssed: to. Aicist. h’l’i‘-_-'-d-a_..“ M-fiu-‘l&lmfi- mond diill No. 3 at Preston Kast n-"--nv‘â€"d”b-‘ 30 to 80 feet in the hote, §15.71 from 120 to 165 feet. The orebody s éstim. Oh well, Just put it on the slnte, mted as having a.length of 600 feet 3!;'!'! "i at #eviorud parparet TiH 1 shreak, % CALESLADIE®, PAST SL1J4N0 CAN» SAI-I.AM rm”flum CAN« T in giten 19e haing preg houg on Nevieng in Mhe‘ind" diifertea Aloort" & Gohie U‘m‘fi“ '-.â€""- T TT pald to Ontarie. ‘or 20 for 4n 4e ues woie Smyst «cce ie o 9 PX top Finest Quality, 600" and 650° + Grade, Largeâ€"or Small Balls 30,000 Ontario Karmers Use it hiA B ud use en TT e mm > Woute us axp wa wiul "':.---_-hh-un,... 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