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Monty‘s idea of a courageous and .lndependent man is one who can go A‘irely through life with a full set onsils. : How much alike people are in genâ€" *»rral outline, but how different in deâ€" jail. (If, as is said, Nature abhors a racuum, why does she create so many ? People who bury the hatchet don‘t mreed a marker to remember the buryâ€" Ing place. Truth is stranger than ficâ€" "anâ€"also scarcer and less interesting. sement is the happiness of those mnot think. Some women seek rafiention‘ by trying to look »ule. . There‘s semething good, a noble, about anyone who does his wo well. Consider well your own laults and you will have less to say ibout the faults of others. Aifter the service a man who was a member of another church shook the preacher‘s hand and said: "I should like to know when that dog of yours has pups. I‘d like one to give to our minister." Society Ladyâ€""At dinner, Mary, you must remember always to serve from the left and take the plates from the right. Is that clear?" Smaill child, in cinema, as picture of Gandhi appears on the screenâ€""Oh, Mummy, what is it?" Motherâ€""Sh, dear." Child, as Gandhi starts talkingâ€" "Ob, Mummy, it can talk!" A minister delivered a sermon of only ten minutes duration. At the conclusion he explained: "I regret to inform you, brethren, that this mornâ€" Ing my dog playfully ate the portion of my sermon that I have not deliverâ€" ed. Let us pray." Evelynâ€""Oh, Jack‘s so wonderfulâ€" he‘s generous, polite, selfâ€"sacrificing, modest, religious and extremely affecâ€" tionate. He doesn‘t smoke, gamble, drink or look at other women. But, just my luck, he‘s married." fi}%uic’â€"“Don’t worry, dearie; no woman _ will stay married to a freak like that."~~~ Maryâ€""I hear you intend to teach after you are graduated." Carrieâ€""Yes, and I have the man rlready picked out.t‘ A wealthy society lady had just enâ€" gaged a new maid and was instructing her in the duties of waiting on the table. New Maidâ€"‘"Yes, ma‘am. What‘s the matter, superstitious or someâ€" thing?" "What kind of a woman is Wilson‘s wife?" "The kind that ialks on and on and on about things that leave her speechliess." 0) sl}_..ll.._y_ "Yes" answered the observant woâ€" man. "If a man can‘t find anything else to worry him, he goes to a ball game and gets highl; iidignant at the umpire." Truth in a Nutshell The reason some folks never have any luck is because they spend too much time wishing on a load of hay, or looking at the moon over their right shoulder,. "Everyboady has more or less trouâ€" ble." (sâ€" Sandyâ€"‘How much to the station ? Taxi Driverâ€"‘Fifty cents, sir." Sandy â€" ‘"Does that include th tharge for my bags?" Taxi Driverâ€""I‘ll take those for aothing." 4 Sandyâ€""Excellent. Then I‘ll walk." When a man buys a round trip licket he thinks he‘s covered all the sxpense of the trip, but he forgets that his wife will have to buy a trunkful of rew clothes. "Wife (at desk)â€""I‘ve been asked for & reference for our last maid. I‘ve said sh>‘s lazy, unpunctual and imper: tinent. Now can I add anything in her favor ?" It isn‘t the job we intended to do, Or the labor we‘ve just begun, Fhat puts us right on the balance sheet, It‘s the work we have really done. Dur credit is built upon things we do, Owur debit on things we shirk, The man who totals the biggest plus Is the man who completes his work. Bood intentions do not pay our bills, It‘s easy enough to plan, To wish is the play of an office boy, To do is the work of a man. Husbandâ€"‘You might say she‘s got x good appetite and sleeps well." "We can‘t pay you the $25.00 on this money order until you are identified." "That‘s tough! There‘s only one Owl Laffs Just the Thing Get It Done Tacks the 9# It might be argued, of course, that the pegtop trouser was popular for a number of years at Oxford and Camâ€" bridge. It might be pointed out that it doesn‘t really matter whether the superfluity in a pair of trousers is at the top or bottom, and that a generaâ€" The backward turn in styles for woâ€" men has so widely revived recollection of the Gibson girl that an attempt to revive the Gibson icon might e thought ‘ order. But men feel funny that way. And if their tendency to cling to last year‘s fedora extends to other sections of the wardrobe, the clothing designers will have to employ some subtle designs to put over their latest idea of reform. Like the horse you lead to water, you con coax a man into a new suit but you cannot get him to go out in it until his fancy as well as his figure onforms to the cut. So a deâ€" cision just made publis from the Inâ€" ternational Association of Clothinz Designers‘ ~convention in New York seems a bad one. It is that pegâ€"top trousers, accentuated waists and broad shoulders must return i1 men‘s wear. 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Gét the genuine; there‘s something about the Phillips formula, and the way Phillips‘ is made. Substitutes don‘t act the same. ALSO IN TABLET FORM: Phillips‘® Milk of Magnesia Wablets are now on sale at drug stores everywhere. Each tiny tablet is the equivalent of a teaspoonful of genuine Phillips® Milk of Magnesia. The success or failure of the clothâ€" ing designers to impose their will on the sterner sex must be left for future historians to discuss. The significance of their move, however, already is the basis of much philosophical comment. Does it portend a return to the good old pegâ€"top ideas of yesterday? Are we about to adventure in the contentâ€" ment of a simpler era? Only one thing is sure: Whoever habitually scoffs at his wife‘s submission to fasâ€" hion‘s decrees will have to conceal his admiration for his neighbor‘s new broad shouldersâ€"when, as and if padâ€" dedâ€"and will do well to keep forever out of pegâ€"tops â€" if he can.â€"The Christian Science Monitor tion that has learned to steer a clear course through society in"bellâ€"bottoms should be able to sail along in pegâ€" tops withou; having to take a reef in them except in a heavy wind. As for the broad shoulders and accentuated waistsâ€"the arguments will have to fit the occasion and no less the individâ€" ual. I cannot love the sea now, j However fair it be! I heard a sailor‘s mother & Counting her graves at sea, With fingers worn and wrinkled, She counted three times three! 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