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tenderfeet n U C ROuCU that havfork * $40 on each one. hluk that Imykrk‘ man . should lu‘:\Lnrlu; have written several able art on the subject. & P Fenl ce o0 ts Apricaltaral timen L mhnn; work a small farm u:mo:- beautiful mountain, from which the finest in America can be sten onâ€"oh, ex« Work a small farm on the papE® our 08 RAISY DAY® on the farm; not raiso the wind the farm we raise v’! *o"s Â¥ w a Wha{ dur contemporaries Say THE HAYFORK FIEND MUST Most Domning Evidence Given Before the Committeo. To anto Tolegram. Since I was uistakes for a bayfork man filled to overt wing with shingle nails ang a bugey sn by a wrathful farmer in the sixteents ceversion of East Gwillime bury. 1 have had a stromg and, 1 inia wid, exessable antipathy to the hay m{ fraternity. . ‘ius it is that when the sorrel member for Hamilton rmsLed to his commry is remctie. with in ln{nwu voue mittee to bnvestigate the doings of the tionds who were devastating the agricul tural foek committed to his charge my heart went ont to hiim, and packing my mother‘s old valise I went down to Ottawit, Tam . ylad I w.ut. . Adam. is glad alom On my arrival 1 called on Sir John A. Macdunald and told him | was quits ready to begin. . He wald :# Bexin what;"" 1 said s " \\'ln{ begin _ to help the hayfork business." . He said; "What lhave you got to do with it, any way?" 1 told him I hiul once a in mistake for a hayfork man. Me mâ€" mll‘llm ho was sorey that the . rmer ‘t killed me. T don‘t think .. + John A. Macdonald is a great statesman, . GRA.mouY BLAMBV LLC AND 6M ITHVILLE. e “uFfi? back 1 fifteen cents, And T will sot you - In wiich I au to say, all hands| and the cook jdn-mmfly. Mr, Brown tuking the tenor parts. and Mr. Somerâ€"| ville paralyzing the fainior with . bis rich mss voice. a Mr. Roy V. Smneryille was the first witness callod. â€" Hesaid : T un the Drine das Farmers‘ True: Friend. Dou‘t know unything about farming. | It is not neo essury to know anpthing about farming in onler to rom an agricultural |n:-r. i::nnfim-) F..+a . cordwood, . apple:, ttermilk, call s«king, etc., for subscript« jon. / A man is fattoning a pig for me now in lieu of a subseription money. for one year, I prosent each subscriber with a mry Ayor® almanac for !861. 1t con tains some new jokes. . Got a small plece of land. â€" Hayfork man came to me while inserting potatoes‘ h The fertile soil under the tuition of the forem in of the jobâ€"room, Mayfork man said he knew my uncle, Maid ma’ unele was a handsome man. Also said 1 resembled him. ‘Took a hay» fork at 810 and 25 more to sell.to my noighbors. . Signedâ€"a paper to the effect that I wouldn‘t let my moighbors have them less than $25 aplec».> (€ensation.) ‘l'hozln 1 had a soft smap. Gave him his dinuer and fed his blamedâ€"excuse . hewecme m marerr o4 "....M"'“""'i.fl"g'.xu. N note for: €713.47. . H \Renowad sensations.) JAs. A. LIVINGSTON, _ Mr. Cameron, eultura) weekly, LUUREDAY TAA MORPEADRNT, ppoeipt gaiton anp eroemitYo® mHREX HOT BV A FARMM® pagdt o8 THP Mo MayÂ¥, 31, 1888 i . Next month paid a 7. _ Mayforks no good. tions.) of the -lmnwr.an agri« depesed; Ruana ‘the hayforks to the WM and make k that hayfork XMr. lnchanan got mad refused to eentinue his evidence. _ 4. J. Muson, Hamilton, said : Am a fence viewer; | have a great eye in my \lwu-l: can see No.J at the far end of the fonce: vet clubbed oceas/onally by an fence ; get ciubbed occas‘onally by an agriculturist for shifting his "ne ; } ive o m y ousrars, ‘from which the finest viewâ€"excuse mo; live on the mountain ; bayfork man came ut me; tried to play hf- little game on me; took an axeâ€"handle und broke every boue in his villainous eareass; contiscated Lis horge and rig and threatened to enter an metion against his widow for conspimcy ; who lives on the tifth concession from the town hall. she owns asmail farm near the erystal palace. _ _ _|| ; _ _ Reeve Doran, Hamilton, . aid that he was going up the mud road to his dutios n the town hall to try a mun for furious driv« ing on the first concession from the Gore ; (in his own words)â€"1 stopped to spak > vo ould man I oherty‘s widdy who was is «d in‘ geese in front of the faymale tmivaral« ty, whina man driv over the commons and says he, "Long life to ye, Misther Doran." "Ged save you kindly," says J. " It‘s in parlinment" you shoull be," says he, *\i‘lonr wid you," saya J . "It‘s the trooth t‘m sellin‘ you, Misther Doran," say® he. "sSure what‘ad a poor mon like be after doin‘ ruunin‘ for parlyment; isn‘t it me« selDill huve to go out in the bharvest rapin‘" says 1. " Look a‘here, Mister Doran," sn s he," ccome wid me and you‘ll have encugh money to buy all the wotes in Hamilton in tmolve months from now," says he; and (an elo= qnent panse) be me sow! 1 went in wid him, and it« meselCis a poor man this day, . / . > 1 oike n Abie .. 4 " T How of our iustrions Queen fls-.t: ennoble May, By condescending to be bern Upon that common day ! How ably she has raled the Staw For fifty years or more, By holding {m« for the ireat And weeping for the peor. How wiscly she has maue our law A.2.) c onmmmenl avar Tha.~ ~ > How wiscly she has maue our laws, And conquered ever foe, .. * And she has done it all because â€" She‘s loved her psople so! Thon let the »mall buy« shout wit . glee, Lt the fireâ€"erackers rearâ€" But do it where no ecop will »e0, And where there ain‘t no straw (r)! Then let the Beamsville kickers swear, And rage around and tear their Lair, And rip and how! and mnort and growl And stamp and paw the dirt. They cannot beat the Grimaby boys 80 there‘s an end to all their joys ; Tll_i-.y rip and tear they sweat and swear he champ and ebew their shirt. Oh! If I was a Beameville boy T‘il tell you what I‘d do : T‘d eraw} down in some lonely hole, Some deep damp hole, Eome ground hog‘s hole, Some dark and lone secluded hole And wull the holo in too. Two of a Kind. Jrlps The «ontleman who introduced t!w‘ bill at Otizza for the Suppression of Frand« ca Farmers ~tn|um‘?y emitted all mention of two of the most notorious frauds from which the noble yeoman suf fere, o wy : _ {1.) The hired man who has a babit of murdering the farmer and runcing away with his wife; and (2.) The Nobody from town who goes to the farm house as a summer boarder and poses as a person of distinetion. Cabinet Changes. ; Hamilito a Spectator. For months it has been an open sceret that at the close of the session Sir Charles 'l':mt would resign his positâ€" ‘:; in the eabinct :lul m:'dn:’-r:lm ition formerly cccupi im as l::mmue’r in England. yTl_:‘l.t ion in the cabinct an the lnuuon former) as high commissione change is now def en on rilare ces aet cha is now definitely made. . Sir Clm: has uot only m{:v.d his portâ€" folio, but he will vacate his seat in the House of Commons. . Sit Charles has been so able a minister, and was so able :&.â€"u-, that it is doubtful the country will gain or lose by LNÂ¥ THE HAYPORK BUSIXE®S FROY is the plhice son Wuiki markets in prices, he mantiiet other hy sales. _ He Short Jacke Hamiltop, May 10, 1888. io the »ing Cinwm Mr. W ns the but nafortnoiteh !.h “m'\q wo w m[n,fi‘bfal;“ position . +f" ability ans them. _5 the finouges « his m*n: |:Ql.ll“ & A Nice Lot. ‘ @ Catharines Journal. The Nes desires information as to whether the city couneil is composed of "a lot offcld" women whosw views. so change with every wind ulm :hn apâ€" I smm ds 2d lMP ES 1 will mail (free , on reesipt of m 3 ! m on Tale ‘ein" romive neie cuprattentnop tss c*'y";"ln "»ln'gm.fn yE char and Sise fik" EC Toach with this compound the moft lily choer And the bright glow will its vertues sponk. Also Instructions M‘Jmnluelnl- Inxurint invlh of hatton a bald or smooth face. Addreat=A. 1M STEM PEL ® Aunn st., Now York Paldt, Two hundred and seventyâ€" five dollars will buy a firstâ€" class Upright Piano, Walnut Case. s Riblecs, iloves gous e LG .9'7' ln-i| M " iul‘w } sh o st -hn& ow Will buy a Genume . bell Organ. Guaranteed for Six Years. We haye in stock a few secondâ€"hand Organs that we wilL sell for $25, 835 and $40 each, The above goods are within the reach of all, and conseâ€" quently ‘no house should be without a musical instrument. Star Musjc Store,St.Catharines Call at the largest and most popular music store in the hngnm District. Guaranteed ORcANS OnGANS | $75.00 | W. . ECKHARDT, from LONG EXPERIENCE THE LADIES KNOW THAT THE RIGHT HOUSE $275S x r-intml to the Hon. l Minister of Finance; tels Mr. White will serve i wore, _ The Hon, Geo, on shose shoulders the d arduo«* â€"*ties of the all, is a gent‘cman by raining fittd to poriorm stor has had --rl’,nnmt- : mlmost oqual to that of ad there is »> doubt that / the coun.. y . will, under nt, be in able and poudent the one fiel Pands, LoF Five labor | Years, Bell PC _ one send at Nes# ..n::n or h:"fl;"l‘fi‘ -n.'n:'uy t ® or hn u m i Tigife e erandy eeraoh ooo Abeils and shooting am anition c warth, s-â€"r-' s and shooting am anition 4 «art, _ Sae d Crmea nill io tal 2o po o ioi osingarieabpakiafhon" MONEY!! want to make NUS D Eim 1 TUDK qubtly, and not work 1 T hant .‘-..,m.-ui (wen and women) to handle **>CA RC .7A quick and aure forbono is gectoundend to will Neep a woret, and bollow my private Instructions "nufâ€"ced." mv-_‘rw age, eceuration nwmu.?fl.‘u::. -n‘k"“' wealed d cont » 6t min drere UEENRACHSIUE 0. hex 1532, K. Y. A BLESSINGtoWOMAX mE nR ET NB Dsl Two wondivful and important sorreial . Worth more than "tongue ::-‘Ml." 7552:. uA-hru soaled gm cents (tampe), _ Addrens, hn.i l\'ni.lotw.‘lcnnh('lu..\.). IN: CANADA. oveEer 100 STYLES OF HAY SCALES, GRAIN SCALES, Consumption Avortss IN FULL, Mention this paper every time you write _ cum@®Es CUARANTEED | "Foronto Medicine Co, ‘orento, C ****14 n THE LARCEST SCALE WORKS C. WiILSON & SON, 63 EsSpLaNADE Stacer East TORONTO, ONT. TB GiÂ¥iAS C. WATKINS. & Positive Cure. & YOTNCY _ ho are broken down from debillt ons o. winru Xo, dimness of right, avers« Aosire for solitude, listlo~> DC css teney, inputrition, emseiscion, basrennest, pOWIBUSE 9 200 Cooctomaof cots terit: femalos, trombling, melar swoly, S«) â€"riâ€"ing Creatus cte., are all rymptoms of uts territs: Labit, oftentimes innocert‘s sequir\, . In short, the spring « 1 vital force having lost 1i tension, evory fanet‘~~ ...... â€"s in comsquonee. Selentific writersaud the tendent of insae asylums unite in sseribing to the effects of relfâ€"abuse the majority < wasted lives which come uufer their notica, If you are incompetentfor the arduon dJutics of business, Incapacitated for the enjoynests of life, No, #offer® from the effects of early vice. . If you are advsuced in r-n. No. 8 will gny..hl and strength, If yeu are broken down, physically and morally, from earl the result n(lruun-w! folly, send your address and 10 conts in mp'u M. V. Lusox‘s Treatise in Book _ rin on Discases of Man. _ Sealod and secure observation. ‘Address all commus» ‘Jonsto M. V. LUBON, 47 St. E. Toronte. A Man without wisdom tives in a fool‘s paradise. . CURES iE SICK. .D vn:nent Cure. _A Pleasant Cure cowantice, deprossi PRDOBOMOIIN S e depression of 5> or loms of the 61 3 emal c 1..nullr{' L.m moser t ; tension, evory funet!~" ........ of insae asylums unite in "'.,..‘â€"J.".'.'w.."" .come uuder their no «Jutics of business, incapacitated for the the effects of early vice, . If youare advai button Kae: Glover 1 darge: lot of Leace t ur ite " w ibed Contonat F le elothie, Pesstinl Dr Gentlmen. . +b« 6 af with grvat care, and | orPrPOoRTUVNITY Cures * CBE _ L I cA i t io e P t t c uatrâ€"Ar y ~ +o +C :+ in THE CRBRAT HESLTH REYEWER, WMarv«1 of Heatinc, end Kohinase of Medicines, en mmztmezs the tersthic conseqnenees of Endiscrction, ep o uie to find 007 200 007 7770 COH TE 2t she lowent n and tells them that if they will sell him at the lowest be ddowin; . then he compares the prices with those of other vanat +f Vis enormons sales, be purchases mik & larger than y worth sold amounts to a handrome sum on his immonse ersey», Millinery, Mantios, m-mmn'm jeking». Cottonates, Canad‘an T Sheets Hosiery and 4 Boya of all sizes. | Ladies Small and IAIN Twoâ€"button Glaes formerly 31.32J, selling as 2b¢. . 8til another let of Lace s urutdins reduced from $0 50 u‘mfiu $7 to $5, from xt o.« 1 f Nightwear, Cotton Bocks, Cotton Hose, Lisle itin Dreas toods, Mantle Buttons, Hair Pins, W halebone c)« carpets have an immense % are the cream r.. rint hk charming. ‘The Floor Oilâ€"cloths, Linoloums. __ _ I:SrASEs OP MaAxX. T UBoN‘s SsSPBoIrILq 1ro. MIDDr. AGED AMND OLD u from the r ot in any other house in Hamilion, Mind a the Windows are the Right House and on Srpad n o stlo * BCA l_cf'i_ 9N â€" GUN f Oum'hinfl-m"m;};w per feethy P the following | $ribtoâ€"tho finee shades ariea from ts lair Ieclf, m. Trown, Mediam Frown, Cbestout, | ‘mungue 7 h ';A'.l.u-m m per Tokiie." * voute Modicine Co,, > In oric ho eR £ s’umu «# o tStcrse ] "Puk ssm o barde, I m.â€"!- wnukws, #2 No. * | Worme. 61125. .l;twr:-“& # % hll-mhflu. es s &â€"â€"â€" Tan. #1.98. No. 18 io. 2 No. 18 W'n §2. _R », 1f emoves undue @148, No. 18 in absoluteunfailing . > for the vetention development or restor» fi-w-.â€"--v..m- and «se the solo of the following speotsltios, as 4 that -nlnMg-'u.n'de;im THEY ARE FOR SALE use Corvespondence mlh.':nl. r;..m upon '.3 All geâ€"xls sont sceure from obmervaâ€" Mnlfam-m.mnm q NWXMY = I:x pest w';zwvâ€"-w REETE J A Painless 6 ation of tho Hair. £.25. Tomnte Medicine Co. THE BUST No. 19 '-': combined iternal fl. :?u‘: bust to i. + proportions of voluptucas Empsiere ies WORIEN‘S ;LLO k : > No 29 A cortain care for Lenoos * m.:" oi ie Seah" Aistantiohs schaint Mew Sn Sorintinty paotiing bo fusetin: [Eutemal by sho ieb ost modios® settiortites es an " une " veiedy. Frice ## per bottle, ‘Torvute Mediaine Co., »urouto, Ont, â€" 50 0 c 0_ Ee en en tae d Far superior to Hrgot. Teney, Oxie, . Endersed bythe thonesets of io â€".mnoxz‘m.‘r. Wower tail, 3t INSBUBN NECULAEUTY, Prospant a Trice 8@ Teresto Mediciue Co., Toronts, Ont, ""u'fi'lli;c;u'& P d ce o won. Can cured won« ‘-A-l:hdnua.-;;‘:fllh“tu E does To §15 saved. Foll: Harnoss only Â¥Fine Catalogue worth 3 es Free Faook 419 pagos has n million faets worth mt with overy has order for Harness, or by n all = ete. Canadian Harners Co., 16King » reet, Toronto, W hol. M‘P‘g. & se will fixid in No, 8a radieal curs for nervow: as, |n“v.«!r;1‘l‘nryvfill lost«s, ote. at it o4 aouttense Etobdence of vonveretion r,-lt:‘fz the nu-m;::fi-duub&s: v B l‘“‘:‘! abili w t Feipltation of the hes on en t m on Soean irmctntonet cute berrtt OUR ELEGANT PREPARATIONS. FRENOH REQULATIONPILLS HaAIR coLlorINa Butk