rf^^ll " fi^n â- I â- ^â- ^^ YOUNOJ'OLZS. 'Saturday Hight. ,fi Oh dear I oh d«ar^ Juw ay afcanldera ache Father ia making a (reac nirtalM Workiag na boya^ dreadful bard. Piling wood in. thji^old back-yvd. Bat how we ecainpered when it was dnie To have a holiday's royal fnn We went for Harry and Jim and Bill, And up in the woods beyond the hill We built a fort â€" 'twas a splendid one-^ Of logs and bushes and stumps and stone We chopped and carried and worked away. Hauling and lifting half 1 h day, Till all was finished stroni; and tight And then if you could have seen the fight 1 The storming party was Jim and I, And how we wrestled and fought, to try To get the better of all the rest. But couldn't, for all we tried our best. Well, when we went to dinuer, you sec, Mother had an errand for me Down to the corner grocery store. All of a half a mile or more â€" An1 carry bundles and things about â€" I tell you it fairly tired me out I Then after dinner we jolly boys. With plenty of fun and frolic and noise. Started nutting â€" 'twould make you laugh If you could only have seen one-halt The sport we had, for soon we found A woodchuck's hole running underground. We pulled at roots, and we scratched and dug â€" You ought to have seen ns tug and tug â€" Till we bad a hole as .big as a hall. And the rascal fooled us after all But how the nuts came rattling down, Hurrah they were big and ripe and orown We filled our bags to the very top. Then 'twas time for the fun to stop, 'For soon the un would be sinking low. And we had to walk six miles or so But what was that to a merry crowd Joking, sineing, and shouting loud But â€" after supper, (it tasted good !) I had to cut up some kindling wood. And drive the cows to the lower yaurd. â€" think when boys have to study hard The whole long week, that on Saturday Taey ougCit to have a good chance at play. But father realiy thinks ic right To set us to work. How I ache tonight I A Boy's Day-Dream. It was a bright, warm day in the early summer of 1781, and Lindon was fall to overflowing, when a boy about eleven years old, with long dark hair hanging down his neck, and a strange, dreamy, far-off kind ot look in his large gray eyes, came slowly along one of the busiest and most crowded streets of the great city, so wrapped up in his own thoughts that he hardly felt the jolts and bumps which he encountered in pressing hia way through the hurrying throng around him. He must have been thinking of a battle, or a hard struggle of some kind for every now and then he darted out both his arms in front of him^ to the no small danger of the eyes or ribs of the passers-by. Suddenly he was brought to a stand-still, and no wonder, for in flourishing hia hands about he had thrust one of them right into the coat packet of a tall man who was just going past him. " What so young, and so wicked " cried the man, turung round and seiz- aig him. "You little rascal, do yon want to pick my pocket in broad daylight " " No, I don't want to pick your pocket," said the boy, staring about him as if just ' awakened from a dream. " I thought I was swimming." ' Swimming I" echoed the man, with a broad laugh. •' Well, I've heard a crowd called a sea of people, but I've never heard, of anybody swimming in it before. You're either telling me a lie, or else you must be crszy." "I'm not, indeed," protested the boy. ** I was thinking of that man who swam across the Hellespont â€" Lsan^er, you know â€" 'waA. it seemed to me as if I was swimming across it too. " Oho cried the stranger that's it, is it?" You seem fond of reading, my friend " "I'd read all day long, if I could," answer- ed the boy, earnestly " but I've only got a few books, and I've read 'em all again and again." " .Veil, ni tell you whatâ€" I belong to a library, and if you like, I'll give you a tick- et of admission to it for six months, and then you can read as much as you please. Here's my address, and you can come for the ticket as soon as you like." And the stranger, chuckling over his queer adventure, wnnt briskly on, little thinkine; Aat he would live to see that boy honored by all Eaglamd as one of her greatest poets, and would tell with pride to all his friends how ho had once done a kindness to Samuel Taylor Coleridge. The Elephants oi an Indian Fnnce. Kow we saw without his drapery, the dephant which had borne our howdah. He wa« very large, though not so tall u Jumbo, and had baen captured when he was a wild little calf, and given to the Maharajah'ii great grandfather, then a boy, and the ele- phant had been for nearly one hundred years the pride and pet of the stable and Menagerie no wonder that he was as much at hame with the Maharajah and hia keep- er*, as oar moot doofla domestio animab ate with na. In being groomed he Waa first lathered with aoap, and then scraped and brnahed by strong-armed men and iprayed cff with a fire-hoM, enjoying his bath with all his mMt, lor at th»«Bd ho was allowed a plnnge M a tdaep rivor oc foad, iriiero be swam aboQt'fiDt boors under ^Tater, with only the tip end of his tronk coming up to the surface for air, and this bit of a trunk, a hi m m ing along, looked not bigger than a small frog on hu travsls, tiiough there must have been a pretty big swirl underneath the wave. H^-.OMBAjaifk. «mM at pill without a keej^.^^pr^K shdjin t»^«8 and taking ssitae tea cffif^'very'gaitly Worn our hands, he trotted off alone when he was I thA^4eldLaad 9^^ |he £alm- d#]it tfliin^ff^e The yreat creatures stripped off all trap^ pings and made _ready to fight by haying their tnisSi^fri61lBr^-W( by two,'uit6"'a'wide"6piBh fie go they ran at each other, with their trunks in the air. _^ught twb Idi When let^- headforemost. The fight wa of where very stupid, being simply a huge game " posh heads which is the toughest, wb the strongest won and thendrovethe weaker off the field. They seemed good-natpwd, and also to enjoy the game. Soma ten or twenty other elephai]^ Wok- ad oaij; apparently intsi^Hted and amnsaa, jmtitoae veiy strong active elephuMi. among ^e firiiters ran after his vanquished aatagon- ist w^ the avidsBt faitantion of strilapg«t hia trunk, when all the other elegants be- came excited, and constituted themselves a company of umpires and set up such indig- nant moaning that the keeper interfered. We saw one beantilul elephant who was bom in the Prince's province and had never seen a jungle, but had grown up in tihejMS- ture and stable, like any other cow. When she came to see us her own little calf ^aced by her side. The calf was the little counter- part of the cow, and was a very pretty crea- ture, whom one would like for a pet. She wore draperies and frills and gold lace like her mother, with ear-rings which nearly reached to the ground, and gold bangles. She walked jauntily along, " toeing out," stiffening her knees, and holding her chin down in the most approved manner. When we offered her a bit of sponge cake, she sidled nearer, like a pet lamb, lifted the little fin- gers at the end of her trunk, and examined the cake daintily before taking it and ap parently never having seen any like it before she turned toward her mother with a questioning look. The mother elephant seemed pnzzled. She walked toward us with an expression of hesitating, anxious curiosity in her small, knowing eyes, as one may see any cow do. She held out her trunk for the cake, and the little one duti- fully gave it to her. whereupon the mother turned it over carefully, then held it up and looked at us as if for an explanation. We motioned toward the little one, to whom she promptly returned it, and then looked on contentedly while the calf enjoyed the tid- bit. This indulgence on our part Eeemed to gain the mother elephant's confidence, for she began showing off her offspring with un- mistakable pride. She pushed the little one toward us, and turned it round and round with her great trunk. When the calf de- murred she coaxed and carressed her. The cow was evidently vain Of the calf's finery, and encouratred that spoiled elephantling to flaunt her furbelows and tinkle her ear- rings. She drew our attention to the big, little fat legs of the beauty, and finally wound her trank affectionately round the small neck, lifted the little head, and show- ed us the beginniog of her baby's first tusk. We thought this gentleness and intelli- gence were due to training, as neither of these creatures had ever known the wild life of the jungjle but we had a chance later to learn that this was not altogether the case. A wild elephant cow and calf lately cap- tured were driven up to show us the dif- ference. They were both darker and very rough, lean and hungry-looking in com- parison with the domesticated ones. A strong chain tied the wild mother-elephant's fore- legs together, and she was also fastened with a strong lariat to a tame elephant. The wild baby-elephant kept close to its mother and stumbled along like a shy, awk- ward hobbledehoy. When the keepers tried to turn the wild calf towards us, and away from its mother, the little one threw back its head, stuck up its chin, and cried out loud and piteoualy. The poor mother strug- gled towards her terrified calf and the strange- looking people. The little one re- fused to be comforted, and the mother's ways of protecting and soothing it were so tender and knowing as to seem almost human. She strokeia it with her big trunk and shoved it lovingly behind her, and finally persuaded the little one to take some nourishment when it drew back .its small trunk dexterously, and drew the milk, smacking like any satufied, hungry calf. They became quieter when they saw tha^ no harm was intended them, and then the little one was more amusing than ever, run- ning under the mother and hidinf( behind her great legs, occasionally darting a shy frightened peep from behind her shelter. If we looked, or went toward her, she dodged back and hid her face, and if we took no notice she came nearer, and even stepped one foot forward in a testing, gingerly fashion. Meantime the bold town- bred elephant youngster looked on with great interest, waggling her tail, jingling her ear-rings, and tossing her trunk in high glee, apparently much amused at her coun- trified sister's awkwardness and discom- fiture.â€" [Wide Awake Pranks cf the Waves. y A man took his wife to the beach And to bathe she her spouse did beseech. But while in, the tide rose And the waves took their clothes And carried them far out of reach. A Distinction. At sea on his yacht, with a fair lady by hira. He asked for a kiss but she chose to deny him. " Not here," cried the lady, in tones full ofi mirth, " Though I have not the slightest objection on eartA." Took Everything Alone;. Detective (to servant) â€"Is Mr. Boodler in Sarvant â€" No, sah I heerd him tell do missus dat he was off fo' Canady. Deteotive â€" Ah can yon give me his ad- dress? Servant â€" ^No sah I specs he tok it wif him. " In Gaae of Aooidents." Newspaper derk (to nervous subscriber) â€" I may observe, by the way, sir, that all snbscribers to onr paper, that pay in nd- vanoe, will be entitled to a fnst-olass ofattn- ary notice i â€" gratis, sir I Goinsf to Waist. CholiBopdeleyâ€" Sad thing ldi, alwat poor Blowemoff. He's was^g dl ^sSt^OiSutig in hif^ijivinff t ,, Smytheâ€" Y«py sad 1 EverythiM goiag. 't9L waist. You« WiUrr"^oW, tel^ ?•*»» hubby, aon't my cooking, taste stdf you*t* at Sr wsta*i»itT*i-« â- lBnbhy^i**1Y,*-M:i Jmtyqi iin4 »i ri f.'t the restaurant I can look at the tnll of fare and find out what I'm eating." .1 V TmtjYeuB of Stuitiiig. Mr Edward D. Baker. Ute deputy insieo^ or-senen} ofjoUoe In Benc«l, India, Uved for forty years *» that oonntiy. ana dmmg the whole period wm aocostomad at not in- frequent intervals to hunt the game that abmmds in the jungles on the streams there, from rinoceroseo, bnffidoes, tigen, panthers and leopards down to wild duok and snipe. He has lately written what he calls a "nittle book " covering these forty years of hunt- ing, and this little book oontaiaa foor hun- dred closely printed page*. The fact that Mr. Baker was a prominent and respeotsd official, and that in his preface he personidly vouches thatevery incident in the book is related exactly as it ooonrred, gives credenoe to narratives in his book that, 3 written by a less trostworthy hand, it would be hurd to believe, so remarkable are they. For instanee, he relates that from con- stantly pursaing tigers, he gained a sort of instinct that told him they were in the neighborhood, though he conld neither see nor hear them. He writes • I have awoke suddenly at night, and toesed in my bed, unable to resettle, for an hour or twojat a stretch, for no apparent reafon whatever •â- and next morning have found the fresh footprints of a tiger round the outside of my bungalo or tent." Mr. Baker says that the beauty of the tiger, with the* vivid combination of black, yellow and white on his glossy skin, is ter- rible to 1 ^ok upon, to say nothipg of the malignant cunnning of his eye, and the sav- age hunger expressed in his curling lips and flashing white tiseth. A'fnll grown Bengai tiger is nsnally a trifle under ten feet long, when measured when its body is still warm. Among the hundreds which Mr. Baker has killed, a tiger of ten ieet and four inches, from nose to end of tail, was heaviest and largest. Here is Mr. B^kker's description of the derce charge of a tiger, when hunted with elephants " As a general rule A tiger will endeavor toVoid an encounter with a line of elephants; on rare occasions it will await their approach and charge home when within a few paces, but on still rarer occaeioni it will advance to the attack from some distance, mouth open, lips curled upwards, ears down, tail on end, every hair on ics body and head bristling with fury. " Whoever has had the fortune to witness Siich a charge will never forgetthe magnifi- ^raft sight^'nor the terrific sounds which ac- companied the o4.ward bounds of the enraged inonster, Qlli^g the air around, and drown- ing the voices of all other living creatures in its awful' deptU add volume. ' " A- large tii^er viewed under su^h circum- stances, when his heac* and body are greatly swelled out, And his appearance rendered most terrific by the bristling of his hair, is a very.ilifferent creature from the listless, flat- sided beast of menageries and ziological gardens." But most people, unless they were mount- ed on tall aud.safe elephants, would rather see the tiger in the menagerie. In his forty years of huntins; Mr. Baker imied^ several immense crocodiles in the creeks of Sonderbunds (the low lands at the delta-tftOuths of the Ganges and Brahma- pootra)^ f where these ferocious monsters grow to a length of twenty- five feet, or even more. ""' " " A friend^of Mr. Baker's shot one of these great erooodiles, described as " a notorious man-eater," and from its stomach took out pieces of gold, silviir, copper, brass and zino. weighing in all twen^-nine or thirty pounds, being the met^h| of which the ornaments of Hindoo wpmen^were. made â€" women being the animals most fireqiient victims. These victims the monster carried off while they were bathing or drawing water. The Narrowest Kind of an Escape. They were sitting together on the veranda m the dim ttAlight. "The robin had sung his last song, apd the fireflies were beginning to light their bk|pp3. The pensive beauty of an early leap^ear summer eveniqg was around them, Jtti from the azure canopy the planets and tiiocbrightcst of the stellar lights ^ere thinning .^. peep, those silent but elo- quent^ralSKorthis night. It was an hour lur love and cmU delight. y I snpposey'tMr. Jones," said the maiden, breakmg an^utaQc^nt^ pause, " I suppose ycu (spsct to niainr^ some day." " i'do, ia --f' And yf$^ ^mbb tg be a kind husband, no doubt?" " I intend to bs a model in that respect." " Yon wiUj^ifround your wife with every comfort, furnuh her with plenty of pocket money, stay at home #kh her evenings in- s^iad- it^ciag tv wnatt hprrid club, ti eat her mother, ^she\,)MS eney with kindness and ^respecti anSLaU that^sort of thing ?^ha I ha I 'A you'^immillen intend so muchâ€" you -will be thlHmH that t I've heard yon," and -she sbook her finger playfully at the youth. ""You may indulge in raillery. Miss Sditlh, but I asssureyou, ydu have exactly descfibedjmy intentioos. You may »mUe, but^ hai^^ade up my mind that when I am marriM I will be everything that an amiablirAiftiffdctftBite wife could desire." " That being the HOite," said she, "and this being leap year â€" " " Oh I by the way," he cried, starting up, the object of her questions flashing npon Ids mind, "I hope yon will pardon meâ€" how stupid, of me â€" thi^ conversation is very pleasant and I would gladly prolong it, but I have just reinembered that I left my rooms open and all my papers exposed on my desk. I ninst ma) It 1 lost any of those p^^rs I would be ruined. Good night," and dartinit down the steps ke fled. " By jintfo," ho said a few momtati later, aa he wiped tiie psrspiratiea from Us bi«w, "that was a aarrow fqufak I How onto she was Another moment and she would have had me, and she's tweaty-aereD it she's aday." What the Old Jitt Wft Ooiag IV». Danghter-^Why, pa, yon aranot tUnkiov er«eoiBg oat attidslktB boftrt '•«« (w«bitel,)-;^ea„lam. fmtEer^-cNo, Fm goiagmir* ffuB^ Yoaiig'Jfan:»ifdSig SirrMiM-^WdL t M'^t,e£Bon Dim mi. yaiiHitfftl what will be left?" "The stones," replied Tommy. India Babberfloneshoes. The proposed substitution of India rubber for metal in the manufacture of horseshoes, says the 4fecAan*caZ Xews, is baaad various supposed advantages, oip'of being that uie former «wbles aliorse ib easily over all kinds of roads and rough slippery ground «ijith-oat sloping, coatrivanoe baroughit for^jjrdior Ifeis poaa fa sudi as to^oMvati^ln ^fu^ "• the necessity of nsii^ a#' iron ^(i can be moved momentarily when the horse is not travelling, and can also be used when the horse is shod with an iron shoe. Ac- oording to this design the shoe consists of sn Inua rubber bottom piece molded to fit over or around the frog and the hoof, with a led^ or projecting rim rising up the front and arotmd about the level where the nails are clamped, the projection having an edg- ing under which a steel band or other ap- pl^ce can be drawn and nipped tight to retain the rubber shoe. The band is con- nected by studs, which pass through the heel part of tiie hoof, this being cut away from the inner side for the purpose, and the stud or studs may work eccentrically to ob- tain grip or fixing. If the rubber shoe is used with an iron shoe the frog ^rtion or pad has a front plate and two side wings partially imbedded in it, the pi ojection tak- ins; hold under the iron shoe to fix the rub- ber shoe in place. If the rubber shoe be divided or made thin in the center, a swivel or other bar can be contracted from the rear to reduce the width of the pad so that it enters easily and also expanded so as to fix the rubber shoe in position. Didn't Want to See the Best. According to Texus Siftings, an old.gamb- ler who was reduced to poverty by a rather protracted run of bad luck, obtained the posi- tion of a street car driver. He had been so accustomed to playing cards that be could never divest himself of the idea that he was not plyini^ hia old trade at all hours of the day. A large, stout lady entering his car not long since forgot to deposit her fare. After waiting a reasonable time the driver stopped his car, and eaid respectfully " I want to see your ante." There was a pause of about three seconds, and then the cyclone struck. With one stalwart wipe of her parasol she caved the gentleman's hat down over his ears, and in a kind of backward thrust nearly dug out the eye of a school superiutendont just behind her. The passengers made a break for the rearfdoor, and^the car-driver stumbled off the steps. The sliout woman was monarch of all she surveyed. With blazing eyes and arms waving like a windmill, she shouted " Want to see my auntie, do you " " Nc, by thunder, I don't " yelled the driver, looking at her from the sidewalk, where he had ignominiously fled. "Want to see any of my relatives, you vile scoundrel? Where's the superintend- ent " " No, I don't want to see another darned one of them." " I've a notion to come there and flush the gutter with you, you villain, but 1 must be setting along home," and picking up the lines she drove about four .blocks, and dis- mounted from her triumphal chariot. The crowd yelled and the driver limped up the street and again l)oarded his car. Hereafter he will,make an earnest effort to abstain from the use of teohnical terms in the discharge of his duties as boss of a street car. Drinkintr in Bnssia- The Russian Government has just issued a volume of statistics containing some inter- esting information. Eoropeab Bossia ap- pears to have a town population of a little over twelve millions of souls, and a lural popalation of close on eighty million's, or a total of just under ninetytwe millions. This includes Poland and Finland. And to supply the required amount of intoxicating fluids for these evidently thirsty souls it appears that in Rassia in Europe there ire 2,377 distilleries, of which 1,574 are for the production of potato spirit, the other being 677 which use grain and 126 using sugar and other substances. Rye spirit appears to be the chief lMverage after potato spirit, as the amount of rye used was approximately 31^ million pouds, while over 84^ million ponds of potatoes were consumed for tihe produc- tion of raw spirit. The Indian corn used amounted to less than 3^ million pouds, and the quantity of malt consumed in the dii- tillenes was 12^ million ponds. Turning to the production of spirits, measured by the strength of forty degrees, we find that over ninety million gallons were made by the distilleries in Russia in Europe, of which only about 10 million gallons were exported There were 140.000 public houses for the sale of liquors, including beer houses, and the consumption per inhabitant was nearly li gallons, or more than doable the consump- tion and export per head of the United Kingdom. The total ordinary revenue of Russia for 1885 is returned at 789 million roubles. Of this 182,377,000 roubles were derived from excise duties on spirits, and a further 13,500.000 roubles for licences for the sale of spirits. Consequently absnt one fourth of the revenue is .derived from spirits Asiatic races under Russian rule number, according to this return, an additional seventeen millions making a grand total of the whole of the inhabitants of the Rus- sian Empire of one hundred and nine millions. Some Friends of the Fanners. In concluding a reoeot bulletin from the New Jersey Agricultural Experiment sto- tion, Rev. George, D. Hulst, entomologist, â- ays: "It may abo be aa adaaatagaio point out aosaa of the friends of tha- farmer, whioh, oonsequently, no farmer should de- stroy or allowed to be deatroyed.'"^;^teg tlraae are tha toads, widdl asMadariS enrawaataaoest the fanaer^ fria^j moles and field mice probaUy Ao a vast deal more cood than harm alTWctt, espeeiiaiy ToUns, birds; ^TKe^1leahaiiliaii*^-al»«lha«# and Bnt»^atbsr% tteaft3«r Siiaatifiji kntiwn ^••en U Ike The annals of the 5^4-^*^ a woman for gome fs ik luntflafter the LtSS^jS:? they sgreed to pas, «1»K at Ramilies Mrs. K^"' and her sex discovered says m her narrative -„ l n the hottest part of thebit?)" from a steeple, on whicffi'?!' some mortars, struck -h. k 'I'^SUi head and fractured the iJi^^ ^^ ed to Meldre, but llt^} 1 C than tenweeks.. No i "^v^ity covered my sex thauo^.ti^a adier Preston that his DreJ^^^f^WW I was called) wa, a a.-^.!!! AKKALS OF THE SCOTS •IT »« SO spread far and neaV ^d"^*!!-- '"i John Haye's ear he «^N*yl did my comrades, and Zi .**«», 1 my husband. He g^ve a !,S' count 01 our fiut acjuainu^ and situatmn with thHSr-ofT ing entered the service «,T "'"•t to go ic saarch of S X'Z^T^ very well entertained, and o,H. "f*l my pay should be coithued 1?^ cure. When hU lordsh^htrdtftl well enough to go abrcadheSi sent me a parcel of liaen. Rrfâ„¢^?*"" tonmadelapreseaTofaltJ*! gown; every one of our officers Si.*! what was requisite for the dress nf^" and dismisses me from the ^^ handsome compliment." Mrs n7»: ' mained with the army, and b^^^^? »| gmental sutler. She wa, usefSotl ing information and on one oeeado?S| herself and pack-horse were m»de Jrbll era. After the peace of Utrecht R England, and Qaeen Anw J 1739, and was bnried liil SeSHos;[ur"^^°""""8^1| turned to lowed her a She died in (( ROUGHING CHAPTER VI, I -^SATAHASD Tom Wilson's ' w.„,l Ox Sure mother Natur Sure mother Natur ne'er termed this â- " oTr Ibe SOM had nevei made it F -^ gocB "Viie sods haa nevei maae 11 kP'^l^ncing the log cabin i T^ iSfr S^oontrived, with t k"*»^Sd«? to make a bed closet wii^-^«--:!^r--J â-º"•-ith the pit"" *«"*• W^tdmitang light and. Hints on Swimming, The first essential to the acqniremmt A this accomplishment is to know how to J the hands aright, with a viewtokeepb J head well out of water, and the neniij keep one foot on the bottom until snffiiia confidence is acq uired to raise it at int«n»li' After a few triaU the learner will be ablenl raise it altogether. Then, be not m a hurry to use tha hudi, as if life depended on striking oat, but tij| and acquire deliberation. Ljt every stnh have a full sweep of the arms, and let Ibl feet take care of themselves. It is not leca aary that the feet should be raised to tit surface of the water. The body from tk shoulders downward should be kept at s' angle of thirty degrees to the plane of th horizon. This inclination, with every fot- ward movement, will tend to throw tbeheiil out. The learner who wishes to acqaire theKtl of swimmingr for recreation, and not for (» fesaional purposes, onght to pay little atta tion to the movements of the feet, nntilheiui perfect control of his hands then the twl will instinctively come into play and pa- form their part without much thon;tt Who think of their feet when walking! Ii the early stages of learning a swimmer doi not seem to ba satisfied until he brin|;i bi feet to the surface. This has a tendency ti strain the body just above the hips, uidti bury the head, Swimming in a seaway lb body will take many positions, acoordiogk the height of the waves encountered. Sob» times it will be vertical, and at othM tiui more or less inclined to keep the head «il It is well for a beginner to have a perw with him to keep his hand under the cm at first, while the use of the hands is benj acquired. These hints apply only to m mon horizontal swimming; that h»nj been acquired and confidence ohtauw, there will be no diffisnlty in learning »U» other movements, such as swimming on w side or on the back, diving or tarnmg over head, forward or backward. Remember this, too, that « apf"«nt»M With cramps will throw himself upon J» back he will flwt without effort, eveiiitu lees should be drawn up. N'«7" ""8'"'" stuff the ears with cotton-wool. Mwy F sons have attributed deafness to taiu! water through the ears when swimming- The Tail TwiBters. â- The New York He -aid says :-ThespeKi of Senator Riddleberger, of Virg.«». »«* fisheries treaty does not appearinU^ sional Racord, and therefore "e /i»^; .[ had the privilege of readmg «• " seems to have been a ereat sqeech on m^ theme-namely,. the neceesu^ of tw«»J the British lion's tail. America uJ^J in having a dyaascy of statesmen wno ims^ be known as the tail i«"!«" V„ ;„ )» Chandler, of Michigan, a mighty mw day, with thews and ""^^^jS"" rare power *s a twister, tww ^^ the ^or beast twirled »bo»t Mui«^^. a'o'trwrithing in ^o^y^^ionUt^^ gloacing Senate. 0' ^«?ftoitf S.^ dynamite statesman from the w*"jg-el» theComstock, whose powers 01 w^^^ quence are only surpassed "y^.turt- Harrison, has gieen the animal mg ^^ Sulphuric Acid logails "'^^ not long since, and now *« ^^^slitr, berger I A question of l'°P*rJg«rnti« perhaps-ari.es which '7« '^SJo.' i»tor UkeMr Evarts conld Uy ^^ ^t he# tail? The present one »»«^je. be twisted out of all value ofjjj tbi apart from the lion's oro IJ^rtau* matter, the dynasty of tail t'"'!^!*"" and whatwin they do with »o m. j, Yesterday it was Cb^fjf toi* Riddleberger-what about to » i^. Every one has ^^nr aijtiitf sfMmjaf i bAiTW m\ n-ij m tgw ever jnyj^^^es^ I " NcCsonT* SpWniiV-aL^ stays »t home and attends to ^ost hot notice! ^f^^:^.\ rarely i bor«» steps on V!^?""' 'ote- ""i jgsilC vfsy rai %val|!{q^ as that a steps 0n fc maomteB*i»^' old » b* • ofdecwith ca«ah7th»»?^"d»*»»^ *^ia,„,ju2.ied_hemu«tUa^^^ ffSe IK „di^onttoW**iti»^'» foundation to put his f^°^ ^j^ stincAwith him. "'SeM»j( ifeffear Then ._ air int( » the gene -*l\It ttlio^^ sq»«e hole c^ •**♦ -iLnks iust wide enough t '*^"Se3l tibrough the aperoure. SJlomacomfortablebedon I-J^id the best we could to i Hlhhto sickness. His long l*^l!f*dwith disease, and surro l""'**hUck whiskers, and a beard o teth lo«»^ed perfectly unear ^iSy to stare at the baby to Sjoutofb^rwits. ^^ Ho* f«°d *^*' y°T2 '"'J 't d oW say " »*»« '^^^^ **" â- â- I "ioog h« curiositiee, and he h Iv T^ld in great esteem a huge n kuow to fit his nose, which h.s 1?^ „ almost as eccentric as kin r'^W of boxwood. When ffno^ over his own (which wa £1 cUssical specimen of a nasal lâ„¢de a most perfect and hideou. Sfmother who bore h^- -^-r Smiled her accomplished son. rfumberless were the tricka he Lth this nose. Once he walke Sf streets of with this pi S^hK his face. "What. 00 I r the man with the nose ' en J^VB in the street. A party ol !^ntB passed at the moment iith the courtesy natural to th forbore to laugh in the gentletn tat after they had P»«f,d.7"?^J° «d saw them bent half double Tons of mirth. Tom made the j bow, gravely took off his nose, an '^Tne'day -if ter this frolic, he 1 Kverefit of ague, and looked e i^y entertained fears for his hot tit had just left him, and hi Ui bed bedewed with a cold pers a sUte of complete exhaustion. "Poor Tom," said I, "he ha iMinible day, but the worst is o win make him a cup of cotiee. garug it. Old Satan came in ai Sk to my husband. He happ directly opposite the ap^ftnre licht and air to Tom's berth. 1 n Seeustingly ugly. He had lost qwtfrel. It had been gouged o fight, and the side of his face J â- ncoession of horrible scars inttic teeth of his sava^ adversary, name he bad ajquired through efficiently testified to the respe his character and dreadful tale of him in the neighborhood, wh ^e feared and hated. The rude fellow, with his ace lolence, began abusing the o d cc The English were great bull they thought no one could figh selves but the Yankees had wh and would whip them again. ilear'd of them, he never was a life. Scarcely were the words oat c when a horrible aspiration pr( to his view. Slowly rising fr and putting on tue fictitious n( drew his white night cap ovei aod livid brow, Tom thrust hia the aperature, and uttered a di then sank down npon his uns smselessly as he had arisen, like nothing human, and it v an involuntary scream from t maid-servant and myself. " Good God 1 what's that falling back in bis chair, am the vacant aperture. " Did yo yon see it It beats the univ( saw a ghost or a devil before ' Moodie, who had recognizs and greatly enjoyed the fu profound ignorimce, and cool that Old Satan had lost his man was bewildered he star cant aperture, then at us in t dfiubted the accuracy of hij " TSa tarnation odd," he sai 'WMBen heard it too." "I heard a sound," I said, sonnd, but I saw no ghost." " Sure an"twaB himsel'" sai ^Scotch girl, who now perceii "hewas aseekin' to gie us wee fricht" " How long have you been s •ort of fits?" said I. "Y â- peak to the doctor about the cles. If tiiey are not attended ui madness." "Uad r' (xxry indtgnantly) ^tjqadtbnt as wide awak K* 1 iot see it with my ow "HHMtiie noise- I could not iWMea ontory to save my .Ms oc devil, I don't care, I' â- jygl^qghis fist very unde nRe. " Anin the {(hastly hea •d^'-^i^Seedf al eyes roUed "^HMraMjbatai-ana a yell _J*W the former rang thro Tha maamramg from his c ITfRlBtMCiahis fright, and "'fuib uttk^Ua one eyeball st Mad, and glaring upon tl 'ly pale; the ct S-uom nis face hie i teelb chattering ^lliireâ€" thereâ€" there. MMaanin^the devil 1â€" tl f^VP^my who still kep -idctim, gave a km ui tongne ont of his ' coming !â€" be is ""^^^ wretch; and ^e leap, he Thestr it at a „ itaaont ofanddsd on his How u; old Satan sn ";e I stepping on them. not W Lvodi %5S ti .^irsne anaoidn. sHowly reoovere appattto, i^ m