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.<*X<iX<<KK<<<<iCK<K<<CA<<^^ I' Ctassified Advertising AGENTS WANTED HAIR GOODS LAI^SaAN WANIEU BY ••THE OLD RB- ll<il>ie FoDthlll Nur:ienc*" ( Kstablislied 100 years;. Send fur Centennial Catalugue and Special Unea. Start now, ezcliulve terri- tory 10 tuw.t or cuiintry; liberal terms; free outat. Stcne and Wellington, Toronto 2. Bl;l-1. 80B1E3 i;UARA.'^TS:ED LlNGEyRiE, n'.Hiery. Manufacturers. Stores. Eatutj- lleh'^d 2a year.'. Chrlstmaa seller. Experi- ence unnecess.ary. Get details, goblee, 14U F:imtiani. Que. B.:r'Rl!;BENTATIVE WANTED FOR HOS- lery manufacturer tor tJiis district. Only er.e.--;etlc man considered. Write full par- tlcuLirs to Mr. EUlntt. 72 Queen West. To- ronto. AMAZINU PROFITS, AGENTS, ROUTE MEN selilng stores, homes. Hundreds of big money makers. Clothing, dry goods, toilet preparations, household specialties, drug sundries. Free catalogue. Write Ralco, Wholesale, litix 1404. Montreal. AillNTS TO SELL M3N'a NECKTIES FOR Christmas. Good profits. Write for samples and price list. Murgatrotd Agencies, Tonge St. Arcade. Toronto. SELL GLYCO HANDCLEANER AGENTS WANTED IN ALL COMMUNITIES to 'lemonstrate and sell Glyco, the perfect hand cleaner. Clyco t.vercoxnea competition. sure repeat sales summer and winter. Ex- clusive territory. Glyco Company of Canada, St. NicJlolas Bujldlng, Montreal. IVATCRE;!. BLANKETS, SETTS OF SILVER- ware, T. netware and many cither useful articles given to our agents. Send for free CT .1"K. Rr.yal Mall Order Co. 88 Sherboume Street, Toronto. A.TMY STORES WRITE FOR CHRISTMAS CATALOGUE. speri.il prices, Boots, Blankets, etc. Army St rci. 333 Queen St.. Ea st, Tortmto. BARN ROOFINGâ€" FENCE POSTS OLT. DlKECT FACTORY PRICES SAVE YOU r!' rev *in Supertite galvanized ro^'fing. Superior Steel Fence Posts and steel gran- ary lining Superior Products Limited, Sar- nii. fint, BOOKS AND MAGAZINES UoKD MAGAZINES-DETECTIVE, ADVEN- tUi v Western. Sport. Love, 30 tor $1.00. Colleft. Hartwrd Stamp Store, Toronto 4. BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES WOMEN - START A DRESS AND HN- gerle business of your own. A shop, or from y jur own home. Excellent profit. Increasing btt.'iineas- Prices to meet competition, and garments superior In quality. Small invest- ment starts you off. Write, Canadian Dress Company. 7A Camden Street. Toronto. CARPETS Re-WOVEN INTO RUGS OLD CARPETS WOVEN INTO REVERS- ible Rugs. Write for urlce list Baker meaning Co., Tor'nto 4. 00G6 E.Vl;L1SH FOXHOUNDS, 1% YEARS. BiTH- er sex, 130.00, ineladlng pedigree; walkers, either sex, tlS-OO (started), pups three months. tS.OO: darit silk mink, 125.00. Bugle KeoDCls and Fur Farm, Lombardy, Ont. ELECTRIC WELDER -THE- .TRlItDL ELECTRIC WELDERâ€" WON- derful new Invention. Operates from 6-volt baUery VCvlda â€" Solders â€" Brazes. 13.95 de- livered â-  R. H Anderson. Lindsay. Ont. FILMS AND PRINTS ROLLS DEVELOPED, PRINTED, 1 FREI enlargement 29c Re-prlnts lu for aSc. .1 t' â- <-rnft. I83H King St B., Toronto. Sl'KO HRICES. EXPERT WORK. ROUL with free enlargement 25c. Trevanna Stud- ios. y3 Niagara Street. St Cniharine*. Ont PORTRAIT IN FOLDERâ€" FREE WIIH EVERY ROLL PERFECTLY DEVEL- oped and printed. 26* (coin). Star Siuip- shot Service. \M King St West. Dept T, Toronto CHRISTMAS CARDS FROM TOUR FAVOUR- ite negatives. 3 for 25c: 7Sc a doten: com- plete with envelopes. Enlargements 5x7 in easle frame, 39c; 2 for 75c. Roll films developed and printed, 2Sc: reprints 3c each. Free enlargement with every 25c order. nrli.htM-o 29 rtlchmond St. E.. Toronto. Rw:...,S uliVELOPKD AND EIGHT PRINTS wth tree enlargement. Me. Reprints 3o each C mmerclal Photo Service. Dept B., Outrem< ' t. Que SPECIAL OFFER! THREE. 5x7 GLOSSY enlargements. 29c. Send your best negatives. Bv erett Wees. Route 3. Samii. FOR SALE FANNING MILL (KLINE). PROOF BEST Ml)!, sells price raw (Auction Sales). K'l.e Ma. 1 factfring. Islington, Ontario. BPECTACLE bTtAMES, S1.50. PRESCRIP- ti ns alien Specl.l low prices. By mall. Schtetcr O ptical. TMI Ynnee. Toronto. FURNITURE LYONS' TRADE-IN DEPT. The w ondertui bargains In our Furniture Trade-In Dept. have made this the most popu- lar In Toronto. Space will not permit us to list more than a few of our specials. If you do not see what you want advertised, write and let us know your needs. Every piece of furniture Is sanitarily treated and completely rednishcd to look like new. All orders care- fully (lacked f r Immediate shipment on re- ceipt of money order <"'G Cn P'H""'"' 5-Pleee bedroom state Vo^'*v>U (n two-tone walnut, drcseer and vapitv wi*h large swing mirrors. Iltfl size bed. sOKlpsa spring and new all-felt, ^11 edge m^'-trc-:; new condition. $69 nn 6- Piece walnut bedroom suite â€" largo dri^sser. triple mirror vanity. ehU.robe. full size bed, sagless spring and bran. I new all-tfU mattress. Compi'Hely re- ftni^hed tlltc new Cost over $200.01). A real barf;".ii' AyiQ nn Modem s-piece walnut finish dln- ^^If.UU log r„,m .luite. Buffet, china cab- inet, extension table and 6 leather seat chairs. Completclv rcfinished. A real smart suite. * ^ !j oe nining room suite, 8 pieces, lar;;e ♦ â- l^'S'*' buffet, extension table and six sir. nK leather-seat chairs: guaranteed clean and in gmid condlth'n. *o^ f\f\ Chesterfield outfit, 8 pieces, In- ^^H«UU eluding 3-plece chesterficlcl suite uph ilr'.ered in a k<""I hard wearing tinmn repp, with reversible Marshall cushloni: end tabic, bridge tamo and shade, metal sriokini; stand and silk cheaterlield cushion. A real outstanding value. *1 o C|^ Lar'!e 3-plece chesterfield suite. ^iO.OV upholstered In brown repp with flE- ureil reversible Mursh-^ll â-  spring cushions. A real R'hhI l<K>klnK and eomtortahie suite. Hurry for Ihli pffrr *p oe Be.1 outfit, full size steel bed. sag- *♦*••'*' less Rprliiq and new roll edge all felt ni;-iiresfl. Lar,^c (i.<!sortment of !;ilchen catineti". sewInK machines, g-is stoves, library laMc.i, wardrobes, beds, .â- ^i-flngs, mattresses, odd dressers, chiffoniers, .studio couches, etc.. at aiuazingly low prices. Trade-In Dept, LYONS' BEDDING AND UPHOLSTERING CO. 478 Vonge St., Toronto HAIRDRESSING SCHOOLS ANDRKVS- ACADBMV OF UAlltDKESSlNO. Govemnr*ent Ili'xnRcd. We train you tor Board Examination. Free prospcclus. 991 Bloor West. Toronto. MADAM'; Htll'SON SCHOOL, HAIRDREC.5 Hj; and B»-i"y Ciiltu-e. Write tot pamph- let -.7 V ngt eircet, Tnnmto. WIGS. TOUPEES. TRANSFORMATIONS, braids. Curls, and all types of finest qual- ity Hair Uooda Write for Illustrated cata- logue. Toronto Huoum Hair Supply Co., 523 Batiiurst Street. Toronto. HONEY UELlClOLa AMBER HONEY, CONTAINS NO buckwheat, a-lO's, $4.2u. H. D. Ucmtyre, Bridgeport. Ont. MEDICAL WHY SUFFER? ONLY SCt WILL CONVINCE jou that Mazar Varicose Salve will give permanent relief from ulcers, runnlnp aores. new or old wounds. Money-back guarantee. Mazar Mfg.. 331 Flora Avenue, Winnipeg. ARE YOU SICK? NATLfRE HAS A REMEDY FOR A-LL COM- mon ailments. No drugs, pills, capstiles, or liquids â€" ONLY NATURAL REJiEDYâ€" Free Booklet, "Nature's Way to Health"â€" No obligation. Indian Herbal Remedy Com- pany, 20flOW Dundaa St. Wen. Toronto. YOU CAN BE ENTIRELY FREE FROM ASTHMA HAY FEVER AND BRONCHITIS. REVOLU- tlonary discovery of European physician has worked wonders. It quickly removes all traces of respiratory troubles however s'.ub- bom they appear to be. Write for free In- formation. R.M.B. Laboratories of Canada. Ltd.. Dept. 1-629. Vancouver Block. Van- couver. B.C. WHY SUFFER? WHEN YOU CAN GET IMMEDIATE RELIEF from Head Colds. Catarrh and Deafness, by using "N.YMELESS" Cold Remedy. Trial will convince. By mail 50c. A product of The Purity Chemlci; Co.. Exeter. Ontario. GARLIC PEARLES SOLUBLE CAPSULES PURE ESSENTLAL OIL of fresh garlic. No dis.' ^reeabie odor nor after-taste For arthritis, prostate gland, ca- tarrh and other <jbstlnate disorders. They are an internal disinfectant regtilatlng the entire digestive i^ystem and are an excellent safegtiard against common colds. $.â-  per 100 (enough for five weeks). R. Adam. P.O. Box 374. Vancouver. B.C. DR. LEFEVRE'S GENUINE DEHYDRATED Garlic and Spinach Powder In capsules. Na- ture's germ killer and antiseptic, odorless, tasteless, blood builder, strengthener: anti- catarrhal; tor men, women and children. 50c and $2. Prepaid. Address Frisco Importing Co., Ltd., 441 Seymour St., Vancouver. PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN OPERA- tlon. Beesley's Bitters (all-herb toolc) prevents ulcers or ulcerations of the stom- ach if you are suffering from Internal trouble. Write for the testimonials we have from living people. Mrs. T. Van Camp. manufacturer, 107 Langley Ave.. Toronto. MISCELLANEOUS LEARN SHORTHAND. ACl-OUNTANCY, TyprewrlUng by mail. Satisfied students throughout Canada. Write for free prospec- tus. Dept. C, Canada Business College, Hamilton , Ontario. 1« LBS. VERY GOOD BROKEN LEAF TO- bacco $2. 7 lbs. »1. O. Dubois. 282H Rldeau. Ottawa. CHOICE QUALITY EASTERN MINK. RAI8- cd from best strains of Labrador and Que- bec. They have all the floe characteristics of mink from that section. 126 breeders sold In 2 years. Last year's pelt average $27.78. Reasonably priced. C. Blsbee, Alllston, Ont. BIBLE READERSâ€" THE TRUTH OF ETER- nal Life Information free. Write, G. Luard, Clover Bar, Alberta. 20 YARDS! "QUILT REMNANTS" â€" $1.00. Washfast. Cottons: Prints! Broadcloths! Silks! Free! "70 Quilt Patterns." "Collect." Refund guarantee. Maritime Teztlles. 8049 Degaspe. Department Wlls. Montreal. MEN WANTED WANTED AMBITIOUS MEN. 18 YEARS or over, to learn detective work. Big pay. Rewards. Interesting home-study course. Free Information. Write to Morris L. Juilen, Box 25. Station T-. Montreal. PATENT ATTORNEY ROY L. KNOX, REGISTERED ATTORNEY. Inforxnatioa regarding Invention Patents; DrawtnKs: Registrations: Sales. 14 Metcalfe. Ottawa PATENTS AN OFFER TO EVERY l.NVENTOR. LIST of inventions and full Information sen free. The Ramsay Company, Registered Patent Attorneys, 273 Bank St.. Ottawa, Can. PERSONAL ARE YOU RUPTURED? RELIEF, COMFORT, positive support with our advanced method. No elastic or understraps or steel. Write, Smith Manufacturing Co.. Dept 219. Pres- ton. Ont. PERSONALITY CHART SENT FREE RAYMAR. CANADA'S FOREMOST ADVIS- er on human problems, will send a Cliaracter and Personality Chart free to anyone who writes him. This amazing free offer Is made merely to advertire Mason's 49 Cfld Remedy and is available for a llmlteil time only. Write today enclosing a self-addressed, stamped envelope and your birth-date. Ad- dress â€" Raymar. care of Mason Remedit;.,. Limited. 10-18 McCaul Street. Toronto, Ca- nada. PIGEONS MAGPIES. HELMETS. HOMERS. NUNS. Fantaiis. High class pigeons priced rea-scm- ably. Write Perry Anderson. Kincardine, Ontario. _^__ PROPERTIES FOR SALE OLD ESTABLISHED, tlROOERY. MEATS, \4odern Fixtures, Apartmentâ€" tlariige â€" Ir Toronto. Doing $400.00 weeUiy. Kux 101. , Wilson Publishir:; Co.. Tenant'. POULTRY SHIP TO EDWARD WILSON RISC.'D TOP MARKET PRICES PAID FOR URKSSEP P.ultry and Kru-S- Krt. Wllsnn. RwK'd . 14 B.-n.-^erours Ml;t., M- ntreil. 1'1'Ui.;BRED BOURBON Rlin TUTtKEYS. bred from prize winiil'^.'; hiKh prrdU'.'ti -n ancest rs. L.-ir^e. he.'\Uhy. \ii;or 'Ui birds. t«m.s S4.45, hcna S3. 2). Staiiev Carrtecrl, !> UFTla.**, Ont POULTRY MEDICINE KOUP. COLyS, SrRA".'('11E<t. SOKES. KTi:., julck'v reliever! with Brl;:g» Eleofri- <i' .Many home usen. •; wo sizes "'iJc (!5 '>«.) 2!ic ( .; OZ.I. M-kcrs of Brlg;s BInck O.' Kc:^n(H!y*s F.'lnu'er .tnd Hoof Olntn-ent De- pendable fwer 8S ye;rn 9->ld by <'ni-irt- Fir KREK lilfortnitl.i w-l'e r, c BrlRRS ^ Ron.". Til. nt' CtUILTING PATTERNS FREE! â€" 70 QUlLTiNC. PATTERNS: UlANT washfast remnants! "Makes rive quilts" Cottons! Prints! Silks' Eiderduwpfi' SI. 00 "Collect." Sa'tuile t>\indle â€" S.'ic Refund Guiranlto: Maritime Texttles. 8c>4".t tie- c^'pe. Montreal RADIOS 193S CUSTOM QUALITY RADIOS SENSATIONAL KF.VI 19.'W MEROtlRV CUS- tom-Quality Phonola Radios. <tellveic1 iir- ecl fr.>m our laboratoties. KiRhteen â-  todels. automatic tuning Battery s'td Vi<r3t r. New low prices. Send fr f-c r^'-' -â- â€¢ Mercury Racllo C'>mp:i.-iy. i>70:; i^'l.e.re S Tor nlo. HIS BACK ACHED FOR 4 YEARS Knischen Put Him Right For four years, this man's back ached almost continuously. Now, at 57, he starts the day fresti as a daisy, and his back aches no more. Read his story: â€" "I had continuous backache for four years. I looked on the black side of everything. Now, I write with extreme ^-atitude for what Kruschen Salts has done for me. The freshness with which I start my day's work is perfectly marvellous. -After seven days of Kruschen, I felt better .-^nd could get up immediately, without any special effort. I am 57, and my early morning: dose of Kruschen is my salation." â€" J.T. The kidneys are the filters of the human machine. If they become slug- gish, impurities find their way into the blood-stream and produce troub- lesome symptoms â€" backache, rheu- matism, and depression. The numerous salts in Kruschen quickly coax your kidneys back to healthy normal action. As an im- mediate result, you experience relief from those old dragging pains. As you persevere, you lose your pains altogether. STAMPS 95,000 STAMP ACCUMULATIONS Jubilees. Coronations, Airmail, Edwards, Culoniala, Revenues. PictoriaJs. In- cluding Cummeniomtives. Samples 1.000, fifty cents. James Shrlmpton, Wadena, Sas- katchewan. TAXIDERMY ARTIFICIAL EYC3 AND SKULLS â€" TAXl- dermlst and furriers supplies ( as used In our own worlcshi-pa). Send f :â-  free catr*.- logue. Oliver Spanner and Co., Ltd., 23 Elm Street. Ton-ito. tannTnTg FOX PELTS TANNED AND MADS INTO Scarfs. Animal skins tanned and made Into floor rugs. Deer and Moose Heads mounted. By expert Furriers and Taxidermists. Satis- faction guaranteed, prices reasonable. Oliver Spanner Co.. Ltd.. 28 Elm St.. Torontu. TOBACCO LEIAF BURLEY, FOUR POUNDS $1.00. fourteen pounds S3. 00. Five potinda Virginia Leaf Cigarette Tobacco $2.00. Postpaid with flavoring. Natural Leaf Tobacco Co., Lea- mington, Ontario. Ontario's Tobacco Crop Was Sold Within Ten Days Canada'i Newest Large Agricul- tnral Crop Unique on Thi* Con- tment â€" Growers and Buyers Budget Production. SIMCOE, ONT.â€" With the final curtain rung down today on the 1937 tobacco market, growers of Canada's newest large agricultural crop were able to reckon their profits in excess of 1100 per acre. This year's market, which saw 56 million pounds of flue-cured tobacco snapped up by buyers in less than ten days, realized in excess of fifteen million dollars for the 1,700 produc- ers who this spring planted 50,500 acres to the crop. Available figures show that tobacco produced a return of approximately $300 per acre. Chief problem until 1934 was mar- keting. Today Ontario's flue-cured tobacco growers belong to a market- ing association which rigidly controls price and acreage. Each year, with the co-operation of the prospective buyers of the crop, the tobacco pro- duction is "budgeted" and the plant- ing is done purely on a basis of the available market for that year's crop, taking into consideration, of course, growing export prospects. The growers who comprise the asso- ciation are allotted certain acreages to plant to tobacco. Growers' Agreement When the crop is harvested, repre- sentatives of grrowers and buyers â€" all joint members of the marketing association â€" meet and agree on an average minimum price for the crop. In 1936, for instance, the average minimum was set at 25 cents per pound, but the price actually paid was 29 cents. This year the average minimum was 24% cents and the price paid will probably exceed 27 cents. With the co-operation of the farm- er and the buyer, a crop of 5(i mil- lion pounds â€" more than twice the 1936 production â€" was moved this year at a price v.-hich sets a new high record for return.s. • Today- the tobacco industry in Canada is unique on the North Am- erican continent in that growers and buyers budget the annual production months ahead of time, amicably agree upon a fixed price which permits a su'i.stantial profit fur all branches, -nd \.ork hand in hand for future e.xpansion. Mai'v-ed, Divorced inside Two Hours Reno, famous for .speedy divorces, w.ll have to look to its laurels. In Jugos!ava a man has succeeded in being mar.icd and divorced all with- in tv»o hours. The man sij,'ned hi.s marriage con- tract a!, nine o'clock one nioraing. An hour later h,? d'scovared that his liric'.e, who wns supposed to be K! years of age. was only 14. By 11 o'c!iy.-I; he had obta ned a d.vorce. He is now su iig the bride's lather r,):- iclurn of the fliO he paid to him. » Penitentiary Takes To Brocuiccstins Convicts in the State Penitentiary at Melbourne, Australia, went on iho air recently, in the first radio broad- cast of its kind in Victoria. From the prison concert ha!!, ^-e- fore an audience of 800 inmates, tho convicts presented a typical "vari- etry" program. The audience yelled in appreciation when one of the performers announc- ed gravely : "We must decline any other radio engagements because we will be fully occupied here for the next few months." Deep Plo'wing Smothers Grasshoppers' E.sgs Grasshopper eggs are now in the ground, like seeds for next year's crop of trottbles, and farmers are concerned how to destroy as many as possible. They must be plowed under deep, advises F. Gray Batcher, ex- tension entomologist and plant path- ologist of North Dakota Ai^ricultural College. Disking and shallow cultivation will not bury them deeply enough to smother the young 'hoppers when they emerge next Spring. Some of the eggs may be killed by exposure to the frozen drought of Winter, but that will not a.'count for any important percentage of them. Best of all is to watch the crowds of young grasshoppers in Spring and give them a timely Borgia banquet of poisoned bran. Australian "Charm" Industry Flourishes Popular Rabbit's Foot Has Been Replaced to a Great Extent by Lodestones, Golden Balls, Med- allions and Rings. More than 250,000 "lucky charms" are sold every year in New South Wales. "Nine out of ten people in all walks of life are wearers of charms," said the manager of a shop in Sydney which supplies these and other novelties . "They go out of fashion just lika women's hats," he added, "and new charms are manufactured to take their place-" Many airmen will not go up with- out their rabbit's foot, and many a home hangs holly to chase away tue evil spirits. But just now in Sydney there is a great run on lodestones, golden balls, medallions and lucky rings. Money-Back Guarantee The Sydney shop sells its charms under a guarantee of "results" or your money back." Only one cus- tomer in 500 ever cr>nplains, while many testimonials are received from grateful eh arm- wearers. A young woman bought a charm and presented it to her fiance, who had been out of work for months. Immediately afterwards, she related, he obtained a good position. Both of them got work within a few days. Yachtman's Luck A yachtman wrote to say that he had won many trophies since he started to wear his charm. Other users reported better health, better luck at the races, or whatnot. "They think the charm possesses some mystic power which gives people more confidence in them- "Tortured with Liver Trouble and Rtieumatic Pains" Tliere la nothinR like dctivsealed llv« trouble and rheumniic pains to null you down. Here ia a letter froni a m.iii who was eJiiiurin» pain and misery, unnccts^arily. He writes: "I h;*ve distributed a supitiy of Fynnon Salt to a few iricnds who were sutfering itoni itidney trouble. Bout. etc. They have now said good- bye to their complaints. As for myselfâ€" 1 was practically bom wi' h liver uoubleainl rheuma- tism. Since taking Fynnon Salt 1 leel like o new man and my only complaint seems to be 'a grand appetite' and a body full of energy ". Fynnon Salt neutralizes the Uric Acid that causes rheumatic pains. Rout. ItimbaKo. sdatlca, etc. Fynnon Salt brinRS quick relief from pain-- limbs feel supple and free once again. A H teaspoonfuj of Fynnon Salt m a tumblerful of water every morning cnunlf* in medicinal effect three large glasses of the mineral spring waters found at famous British spas. Now, in your own home, you can obtain similar beneiits from a larKc 75c package cf Fynnon Salt. Oct it from your druseist. today. If you have any tlidi'-uity ccHiiK supplies. write; Laurcnlion .\gencies, St. tiabticl Street, lilontreal. * lEGNARD '^' For Thosa Who Are HARD OF HEARING Lsonsrd E« Oil [^^^ ^a, Oil is nibbed in ol the Hearing m Easy to u»o. *1.23 â€"nf P«ka««. â„¢'^«- druwisl's. Dioliib-lois in Canada: • tAURENTlAN AGENCIES. MONTREAL iMue No. 49â€" '37 selves." explained the manager. Con- fidence or magic, the result is a flourishing charm industry. India's Millions Figures recently issued now reveal that the population of India is near- ing 400.000.000 and it is expected that this total will be exceeded by 1941. There could be no better proof of the efficiency of British medical services in In<tia than the figures given in the latest statistics. Since 1931, there has been an in- crease in population of 5 per cent and this has been achieved in spite of epidemics and outbreaks of malaria which, in 1935. caused 1,680,000 deaths' The total deaths in that year were 6,578,711 and the births 9.698,- 794. Stuff and Nonsense JUST BEING HAPPY Just being happy la a fine thing to do. Look on the bright side rather than the blue, Snd or sunny musing Is lai'gely In your choosing, And just being bappy is a brave work and true. Just being happy helps other souls along. Their burdens may be heavy and they not strong. Your own skies will lighten If others' skies you brighten By juKt being happy with a heart full of song. Uâ€" 1 A woman who formerly re«ided hero comes back after many years to sec her friends â€" finds what, to her, Is an embarrassing condition, to wit; A few of these friends are not on speaking terms and she has to exercise care in making social engagements â€" That Is what's usually termed small town stuff, though it can be duplicated ev- erywhere, since cities are only agsre- gations of small burgs â€" Nevertheless it is a deplorable condition. It can be remedied materially by cultivating a greater toleration and a wider view- point. Trouble with most of us ia this: Our miuds are local â€" they don't reach out beyond neighbcrhood limits and II! they did thoy would be slower In making harsh Judgments on the human units around them. High au- world. And good citi/.cnship con.-ists mainly in being charit;il;le and ge img along with Imperfect foliis like our- selves. The pros'-'Cuting a;torney had < n- countered a latlier difficnlt witne.-is. At length, exasperated by tho man's evasive answers, he asked htm whe- ther be was acquainted with any of the jury. "Yes, sir," replied the witness; "more than half of them." â- 'Are you willing to swear that you know more than half cf them?" de- manded the man of the law. The other thought quickly. "It it comes to that," he replied, "1 am willing to swear that I knew more than all of "cm put together!" Colored Parson â€" "Brother Jones, that was the best chicken ah evah et. Whereat did you all obtain stuh a de- lectable fowl?" Brother Jones â€" "Pahson, when yo' preaches a good sermon does Ah ask whereat .vo' obtained It? Ah craves de same fo-bearance from you." A young flying officer, stationed somewhere In Egypt, while flying near the Great Pyramid:;, carrying o'.it ex- ercises in navigation, and working with a sextant to discover his exact position, suddenly turned to the pilot, and said, "Take off your hat!'' "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because, accordit? to my calcula- tions, we are uow Inside St. Paul's Cathedral." A sign in a resturant reads: "Wliat foods these morsels be!" Mrs. M. â€" "My baby is so delicate that I have to let my husband dress it." Mrs. P. â€" "Can he do It better than you?" Mrs. M. â€" "Oh yes. He's a packer in a china factory." In an unfamiliar atmosphere the professor was trj'ing to make conver- sation. Professor â€" "The Romans were fond of card games." Sweet Young Thi- . â€" "Oh. yes. I know ; wasn't It a .i called Ho; a- tins who held the first bridge party r» DO YOU FEEL SLUGGISH? Maybe you need more bile When you feel you naven't a friend in tlis world and life la not worth ii red centâ€" that's tiie time yiur liver Is getUni? >ou down. L. 'U't fall (or It. Ma;:* > <ur Uvtl behave. Tanol Tablets will do the )i>b. They act dIrecUy on Uie Uver. stlmulaUng the ltv«r'» pniducUon of bile ComprlBlng rt -tte'-i.-il Mend if certain laxatives. Tanol TiDlnts m.lnde • small proportion of calomel, (.nitiaiily the most effecUve liver stimulant known. In a day or two your liver is at work again aa well Bt ever and you feel at friends wltu the wide, wide world. All druggists have Tnn.jl Tab- lets. SOc 'C) GIRLS WHO HAVE NO BOY FRIENDS Quick Easy Way to Get Charm Giris who dont attract boy (riend* wotider why. Beautilul. perfect features are not tiia reason. Geopati* and famotu women were often ugly Have nice skin, plenly of aninutian. uid watch out for your tigureâ€" foull be surprl'fKl how popular you are. So many girls h . -â- â-  poor complexions -no life â€" their figure supping, and don't realize it. TJ^e "Fniit-a-tirea" and you'll aoon b« atnaxed how different and how attnctire you'TC become. It purifte* your blood, nakcs the skin pores work, gets rid of wute and pobons, gives you new energy, pretenta Aabby tissue from fortniiig. 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