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\ MOVED UK^ A DOLL Had to be Helped Off with His Coat Now As Active As Ever Row bappy this w-a must feel to be atroBg and fit agr.:n, after being a vie- Ika of rheumatism for so long. â- ^t Is many yearn now," he writes, nrtnce I was first laid up with chronic dwomatism. Then I had to go about .with two itlcks. I worlied io misery VBtll five years ago. I could only move Iftc a wooden mtn by turning round •Mogetber. I could not get my coat off wltltout my wife's help. But, thanks to Kruscben Salts, which I have taken MCularly now for five years, I am as active as a young man of 23."â€" E.H. Wby continue to get only temporary relief from rheumatLm when you can •btain lasting comfort and remove the cause of your rhecmatic torment with Kraschen Salts? Here Is a plain state- ment of the facts:â€" Two of the varl- •os salts of wbch Kruschen Is ccm- ymed dissolve the needle-pointed â- lirystals of uric acid which have set- tled In your joints, causing them to •well, acbe and Inflame. Other ingredi- ents of Krnschen assiEt Nature to flush oat these dissolved crystals through -<-' -^ •- f *\ OUR CROSS-WORD PUZZLE the natural channels. Other Ingredi- ents still, prevent food fermentation or decomposition taking place in the in- testinal tract, and thereby check the further formation not only of uric acid but of other body poisons which un- dermine the health. Start on Kruschen to-morrow. Keep up "'the little daily dose" and youTi soon joyfully agree with thousands of others that rheumatism meets its mas- ter in Kruschen. Kruschen Salts is obtainable at all Drug Stores at 45c and 75c per bottle. It is economical to smoke plug tobacco DIXIE IS THE BEST VALUE IN PLUG TOBACCO - 20<' Owl LaflFs Reggie â€" "Do you scud your shirts to tile laundry?" Charles â€" "No, I Just wear them once and tear them myself." Jacob â€" "Where did you get that black eye?" Alfredâ€" "I kissed the bride." Jacob â€" "But I thought that was cus- tomary ?" Alfred â€" "Well â€" net two months af- ter the ceremony, it isn't." The phonograph and radio have saved parents many a dollar that would have been wasted on piano les- •one for girls who bad no musical talent. appeared did your teeth chatter?" Patient â€" "I don't know they were on the table.' According to a child specialist, school children really do not need a yearly vacation. Maybe not, but their teachers dr. Waiter â€" "Haven't you I'crgolten •omethlng, sir?" Professcr â€" "Why, 1 thouglU I gave you the customary tip?" Waiter â€" "You did, ciir, but yoa for- got to cat." A lecturer says that mothers find it dUflculi to get modern children to be- Ueve fairy-stories. Fathers are often faced with a similar difficulty iu the case of modern mothers. Hostess â€" "Will you sit on isy light hand during dinner?" Male Guest of Honor â€" "Not with tbat big ring on your finger." Mrs. Jones (tc her neighbor') â€" "You know I think my husband was drunk last night." Mrs. Helmsâ€" "How's that?" Mrs. Jones â€" "Why, he came in and Jumped in the bed." Mrs. Helmsâ€" "Well?" Mrs. Jones â€" "The bed wasn't there." All Souls Night Fetch the candles! Make a light! Let it search the growing gloom! Shadows are abroad to-night â€" They shall enter every room. This is the time for .-ilence. Draw your chair Close to the hearth! The fragrant birchen log Smolders and shows a glowing eye. The dog Lies stretched out moiiculess, save when with hair Bristling alonir his back he cocks an ear To leaves that brush asjainst the window frame Like tapping fingers of lost souls who came From far-off regions, begging entrance here Draw close your chair." The guttering candles throw Strange shadows on the walls, and with the rain Come voices as of lost souls in their pain â€" So was it in the time of Odilo. Snuff the candles! Seek your bed! Down upon your bended knees! As Saint Odilo once prayed, Pray you for the souls of these! â€" P. L. Montgomery. HORIZONTAL. 1 â€" 'Var'ant type 6 â€" Soothes 11 â€" Sourci of tapioca 13 â€" To conquer 14 â€" Holding office 18 â€" Cautious 17 â€" Not any 18â€" Lee , 20â€" Feat 21 â€" Spanish for river 22 â€" Girl's name 24 â€" To make edging 25â€" Water bird 26 â€" Wajk 28 â€" Norse discoverer 29â€" Rodent 3aâ€" To yj.'unt 31â€" Plateau 32 â€" Stripping 34 â€" Musical in.strument 35 â€" Chiorin and sodium ;i6â€" Period 38 â€" Ibsen character 39 â€" Lini^jrs 41 â€" Welsh riv-ji 42 â€" I'aE being 43 â€" Number 45â€" By 4(5â€" Waste 48â€" Fold 50 â€" Ornament;ii slit 51 â€" Shades VERTICAL "1â€" Grji. 2 â€" Rectangjiar pieces 3 â€" Forv;ard â-  4â€" To tear 5 â€" Rugged hills 6 â€" Coin 7 â€" Rearward S â€" French article 9â€" Mad 10â€" Decoy 12- Mollubk 13 â€" Depression 16â€" Two-foU 19 â€" Votary co art 21 â€" Held power 23â€" To uproot 25 â€" .Special cjuality 27- -Anglo-Saxon money 28â€" Tc sin 30 â€" European sea 31â€" Shell fish 32 â€" Scoop 33 â€" Slang: bribe 34 â€" Animals' homes 35 â€" Transaction 37â€" Deals out 39 â€" Desire 40â€" Kind 43â€" Vehicie 44 â€" Prefix : new 47 â€" Musical note 49â€" Article ANSWER TO LAST WEEK'S PUZZLE Irate Passenger â€" "Madam, what do y«u mean by letting your child snatch •C my wig?" Mother (with a sigh ot relief) â€" "Oh, tt'a a wig, Is It? I was afeared fur a minute that he's scalpt ye alive." The easiest job in '.he world is the me most grievously neglected â€" at- tending to your own business. Phyllisâ€" "Daddy, John a.sked me to marry bim, but I told him I couldn't iMtve mother." Father (brightly)â€" "That's all right, M(r dear. Take her with you." The man who says "1 run things a. k»me," usually refers to the lawn mower, washing machines, vacuum •weeper and errands. Dinerâ€" -"1 see that tips are forbid- ica here." Waitress â€" "So was apples In the Garden ot Eden." Countrywoman Her heart was bred by calm and gra- cious things: Humbled before the gentleness of trees. Made still by wind and rain and rising wings. Her dream was fashioned by the least of these She knows iu» secret ot the small co- coon. Design ot corn and paJern of the ferns. The stately beauty ot thu harvest moon That like a bright wheel on the moun- tain turns. p I G V I D J A W A L L V I G R A L A S K A T E s N U B B I N Z H E S M B I B P £ N S w M iS g T A V E D I C B I T Wi D 6 A N m C P G A F ^ T L A G w I T Wi P A T E » S L W P A N Wf L A D Y B E T B A T E S w A L T Nl K I S M E T £ H E R I M E D A G B A T S T U D y N W Employer â€" "I want you to prove your power as a salesman. Just sell that gentleman some of those cigars." Salesman â€" "But 1 sold him some of them last week." Employer â€" "1 know, but selling them to bim again is where the real teat ot a salesman is going to come In." We might have better times right away if people would stop using their money for everything by paying debts. Doctorâ€" "When the symptoms first Colic P ains "I found that BABY'S OWN TAB- LJCTS relieve colic pains slmost at «wlce", writes Mrs. Mildred Noddin, Long Creek, N.B. Many other Mothtrs tepoit t<iu«Uy happy benefits from giv- ing their children these Tablets. BABY'S OWN TABLETS are recom- â- icaded by Mothers for teething trttoble?, upf^t stomach, indigestion. pttt, niisple ievecs, constipation. IWe is no cecd for YOUR child to ' BABY'S OWN TABLETS can ! given with absolute safety â€" see ana- I's certiftcate in each 2.Sc package. Dr. WHItomi' W BVS 0Â¥fN TABLETS bells will bid her among the lofty as lu a crystal 01 forest around her 65 Courses Are Offered By School of Pedagogy New York â€" The Brooklyn Institute ot Arts and Sciences' School of Peda- gogy will offer sixty-five extension course* during the 1932-'33 season, according to an announcement made recently. The purposes of the school are four- fold. First, it provides a means ot culture and professional study; sec- ond, it brings the work ot the uni- versity, the college and of the profes- sional schools within the reach of teachers in the public and private schools; third, it furnishes teachers desirous ot promotion or advance li- censee for teaching an opportunity to prepare fc.' such examinations as the Department of Education ot the city may announce. Australian Train World's Slowest? .Adelaide, S. .4ust.â€" Long distances rather than sensational speeds are the outstanding accomplishmen'ts ot Australian trains, which have to span a continent. But the Common- wealth has some claim to the slow- est train in the world, in one which travels from Port .Augusta. South Australia, to Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, and backâ€" a total mileage of 2100 taking two weeks over the round trip. Still, there is really no hurry necessary; all that is needed is regularity. This train is called the "tea and sugar train" and is so named be- cause it transports domestic supplies to settlers along the east to west transcontinental route. To them it is a vital link with far-off capitals on both sides of .Australia. "With it goes Mr. William Cowan who is descri'oed as the East.West undenominational missioner. and whose diocese embraces the whole sweep of desert country beyond Port Augusta to the bzorders ot Kalgoorlie, and the little communities en route Mr. Cowan distributes hundreds ot newspapers, enabling the lonel;- set- tlers to keep contact with the far- cff cities. Source of Cosmic Ray Exists in Stratosphere Brussels.â€" King Albert heard Pro- fessor Aug-uste Piecard tell the story of his recen' voyage into the strato- sphere. Addressing a scientific gathering, the professor declared he had eslats- lished that the source of cosmic rays ie in the stratosphere, although the origin cf this radio-activity still is a matter of mystery. DLscover^ of the cosmic ray's origin will enable mankind to produce great- er energy than has ever been known, Professor .A.uguste Piecard, famous for his balloon .lights into the strato- sphere, said recently. Professor Pi-ica'-il detailed his Jast flight before an audience which in- cluded King A.brri .ind the entire Bel- gian diplcmatic corps. •^ Willow Only Inch High Found A dwarf variety ot willow is the world's smallest tree. It grows one inch or less in he'glit and It found only at high nllitudos in the Rocky Mountains in Idaho, Montana, and in a limited area in the White Moun- tains in New Hampshire. Call Women Ideal Taxi Drivers Women make idea! taxi drivers "because the police are nicer tc them than to men.' says the first wc. man taxi driver in Prague, Czecho- slovakia. Time delivers fools fiom grief, and reason wise men. look for the Nome D» PLUMB Si PERFECT PI PEi The name Is stamped on the bowl af every genuine Or. Plumb's Pipe and the word "PLUMB" Uimpre.1- ed in white on the rubber mouthpiece. Power dwells with cheerfulness,! hope puts us In a working mood, while { despair is no muse and untunes the; active power.â€" R W. Emerson. j Cities will beckon, pass. Torches will flame towers. But from her mind, glass. Will rise the little ghost flowers. She needs no guile of art stand. Unseen, the leafy regions of her land. â€"Florence Ripley Mast in, in the New- York Times. Treasure Yield Expected From Ship Sunk in 1678 Cape Town. So-ith Africa â€" Silver bais, ivory and v-asts of Chinese porcelain, hundreds ot years old, may be the reward ot salvage experts who are starting work on the wreck ot the East India trading ship Haar- ' lem II, sunk in Table Bay in 1678. j For what Is believed to be the first time In salvage operations, a dredge will be employed. The wreck is' only twelve feet below the surface. â-  but lies so deep In sand that divers cannot get at It. The dredge will j first clear the ground. .\fter that little difticully is expected. Records show that the Chinese porcelain carried by the Haarlem II was tightly packed in cases, and hopes are entertained that It may be found Intact. Sea water doee not affect porcelain. •»â€" â€" - Fir«t Thoughts In matters of conscience, first thoughts are best; in matters of prud- ence, l««t thoughts are best.â€" Rev. Robert Hall. i + Do You Know? + BEWARE OF IMITATIONS Many diffmtunt mod- •if fo cfrooie from. Trade tnjtfif*^ to: RUBINOVICH & HASKELL LIMITED MO McGlll St. Vlontrea). Que. Skin Loveliness Easy to Have. Famaus Vegetable Pilla Better than Creams Wiss E. T. has proved it. She says: "Carter's Little Li\er Pilla will do more to keep the complexion clear than alt the face creams I have used." PURELY VEGET.\BLE, a gentle, effective tonic to both liver and bowels, Dr. (.'arter's Little Liver Pillsare with- out equal for correcting Constipation, Acidity. Biliousness, Headaches and In- digestion. '26c. & 75c.red pkgs., everv- wherc. .^i.k for Carter's by .N.'V.ME Classified Advertising AN OFFER TO EVEHY INVE.VTOR. List of wanted Inventions ami I'ull information sent tree. The Raauay Com- ony. World Patent Altoi-neys. 1173 Itiinlc .Street. Ottawa. Canada. SIMPLY WORN OUT? Take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Can anvihlnft b« more wwirinfi lor womra than the cai««le*a lound of houaehold dutiM? Vou ha»« m> Ume to b« alck . . . you arc tlxtd . . . alllnC . . . >et cannot atop, rtere coibm â-  time when •omethlnft soape and y»u Bud youraclf simply worn out. Lvdla K. Plntham'a Veftetable Com- pound will help you. It» toDic action win ai^e you rcne«Mj •trcnftth, ami will make yout dally ta«L« teem ea«lrt to you. 98 out of fMTv 100 i^omrn wh<i report to uR Miv that lh>> are beni-flm) by this mcil-iilii. H'-i." :< l"1'le 'r""' >""' drug- gi- loili V , . . -.lid watch the result?.. 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Let others '.<now ot this wonderful new lr»-at- ment. VANDERHOOF A CO., Box 25 Windsor. Ont. For Sale by Leading Dru'^glst* ISSUE Nq. 4.1â€" ai