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A Real Nerve Tonic Is a Bountiful Supply of Rich, Health-Giving Blood Sufferers from nervous debility find themselves tired, low-spirited and un- able to keep their minds on anything. They are totally unfit to perform their everyday duties. Doctoring the nerves with sedatives Is a terrible mistake. The only real nerve tonic la a good supply of rich, red blood. To secure this rich, red blood Dr. Williams' Pink Pills should be taken. Enriching and purifying the blood is their whole mission. Concern- Ing them Mra. Albert Bentley, Ban- croft, Ont., writes: "Two years ago I was a complete wreck; in bed for seven months; extremely nervous; had no color. Nothing I tried seemed to help me till I began Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. My condition at once im- proved and to-day I am well and able for anything without fatigue or trou- ble." You can get these pills from any medicine dealer or by mail at 50 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medi- cine Co., Brockville, Ont. In Memory " 1950 Worker Will Get $27-a-Day Wage Predicted by Ford in His New Book, "Moving Forward" New York Henry Ford blames the present Industrial depression on busi- ness men who watcaed the stock mar- ket Instead of their business, and be- lieves the cure lies in quantity pro- duction and Intensive marketing of high-class goods. He outlines his opinions in a book "Moving Forward," published on Oct. 2nd. He predicts that in 1950 the United States workingman will get a minumum wage of |27 a day, advoc- ites high wages aa one of the funda- mental laws of business, and saya genuine over-production has never existed. In regard to wages, however, Mr. Ford believes that while a man has a right to work, his right to a Job de- pends on his ability to render valu- able service. He says belief that a company owes a living to those who Dishwashing Is Still Hated Task The photograph reproduced above shows an Interesting view of impres sive memorial to Newfoundland's war dead at Grand Bank Owl_Laffs About the only thing that comes to him who waits is whiskers. Many doctors are now having their patients say"ee"lnsteadof "ah." "Ow," however, remains the standard for the patient on receiving his bill. High school teacher What is Fran- cis Scott Key's greatest distinction? Pupil He knew all four versea of "The Star Spangled Banner." All the jokes are not found In the books or in the papers, some of them may be seen walking around town. about a fellow who took them to Child's for dinner? Why every ex- tremely attractive girl has an ugly duckling for a chum? Whether any- one Is a poor marksman because his mother told him pointing was impo- lite? And if I'd be happier if I knew all these things? A local poet thinks bananas rhyme with pajamas. That is one of the several reasons this column does not print but very little home made poetry Tourist "Say, boy, where does this road go? Indignant. "It don't go nowhere. It's here every morning when I come along." Sitting around the bunk house they were swapping lies. One of them "When I was logging j up in the Northwoods I saw a moun- tain lion come right up to the skidder A humorist's most serious business is trying to make folks smile. work for it Is based on "our tradi- 1 ne day. It was a fierce beast, but tlonal conception of master ana ser- van ." The book, written In collaboration with Samuel Growth ?r, says the fun- damentals of business principles are: First, to make more and better goods cheaply as possible and force them on the market; second, to strive ahvas for higher quality and lower prices and costs; third, to raise wages gradu- IMy and cjutinuously and never to sut them; and fourth, to get the goods to the consmer economically so he may benefit by low cost production. f, with great presence of mind, threw a bucket of water In Its face and it slunk away." Man sitting In corner "Boys, I can vouch for the truth of that story. A few minutes after that happened I was coming down the side of the hill I met this lion andfl as is my habit, stopped to stroke its whiskers. Boys, those whiskers were wet." A HAPPY THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. From the moment of birth To tho ride In the hearse. Fortune teller "You will suffer pov- erty until you are 35 years eld." The dupe "And then?" Fortune teller "By that time you will have got used to it.'* CONSTIPATED CHILDREN The carrying out of thcst modern business laws requires much more j There is nothing that happens leadership than did the oU produc- But might have been worse, tlon, Mr. Ford says. He believes that was why interest in the 1929 stock marke. brought disaster. "The true occasion for alarm was deeply hid," he says. "It consisted In the complete stoppage of Improve- ment In quality of goods and in meth- ods 'of manufacture, which In turn causes a stoppage In the Increasing values of the purchasing money. There la bound to come a time when things are offered for sale at so much more than they are worth that the public will hesitate to buy the.ii, and then will stop buying altogether and may even fall Into a panic about what It has bought. "No one ha yet been born who can manage both to manipulate the mar- ket for Its stock and afso do business in such a way that It will be profit- Gertie "What shall I do, Mother j dear? I'm engaged to a man who says he simply can't bear children." Mother "Well, you can't expect too much from a husband." "The good die young." But to die good, one must diet young. Gladys (to her fat boy friend) "Pardon me, Tiny, but as you age, will you fade like a flower or bust like a baloon?" able, mix." The two do not and cannot Damp Walls / Walls can be rendered damp-proof by an application of water-glass used for preserving eggs. Strip or scrape the old paper from the walls and brush over the damp patches with the mixture according to the directions on the tin. Allow to dry, then put on two more coats. Each Jmust dry before the next Is put on. When repapered the damp will not penetrate again. Minard'i Liniment gives quick relief. LOYALTY. By Melville Sloan. How grand that attribute, divine; That golden quality; That priceless gem of honor, fine; That jewel loyalty. Who will not see an evil done To him he calls his friend; Or whom he serves; Is really one Of nature's noblemen! Times might be much better.lf those who don't have to work would knock off and give their jobs to those who do. Things I'd like to know Where butchers get their straw hats they wear in winter and comedians get the ones they ruin? What the girls who flip pancakes in windows think about and especially what they'd think Too much ACID Many people, two hours after eat- ing, sutler indigestion aa they call it. It i usually excess acid. Correct it with an alkali. The best way, the quick, harmless and efficient way. u Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. It has remained for 50 years the standard with physicians. One spoonful in water neutralizes many times iU volume in stomach acids, and at once. The symptoms, such as head- aches, gas, heartburn, etc., will disappear in five minutes. Constipation In one of the mot com- mon ailments of childhood and the child suffering from it positively can- not thrive. To keep the little one well the bowels must bo kept regular! and the stomach, sweet. To do this j nothing can equal Baby's Own Tab- lets. They are a mild but thorough J laxative; are pleasant to take and can j be given to the- newborn babe with perfect safety. Thousands of mothers use no other medicine for their little ones but Baby's Own Tablets. They aro sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. Kamaran Island Has World's Worst Climate Though certain parts of the Noith American Continent might icel justi- fied in claiming "the world's worst climate" accruing to Charles Fitu- hugh Talman in l.is Science Service feature "Why the Weather?" (Wash ington), the favor -d spot is an island in the Red Sea. He says: "Hot weather is endurable is the relative humidity remains low; hot days are endurable if the air cools off at nigh(. Neither of these mitigating features is found in the average cli mate of the Red Sea coaLt. An Eng- lish meteorological journal has recent- ly suggested that Kama'an Island, which lies in the Red Sea off the coast of Yemen, can claim the distinction of having the worst climate on earth. A four-year record shows that from April to Octob_T, inclusive, the aver- ago daily maximum temperatures range from 91 *o 95; which would not be bad were it not for the fact that the average minimum temperatures are from 81 to 86. The highest single reading (luring the four years was 105, which we can easily beat in Am- erica, but the mercury never once fell ! below 66. The average relative hu- midity was 72 in January j,nd 58 In July. The climat* of the island i= ' extremely enervating. In spite of des- ; erts near at hand and an average rainfall of only two inches a year the , air generally feels damp, and the| winds, though strong, bring r.o relief, j Occasional sand storms add the human j discomfort. A lovely place to stay [ away from is Kamaran!'' Childhood Duty Turns Mod- ern Girl Against Homemaking Compulsory dishwashing In child- hood has given millions of girls a drab outlook on life and has caused them to conceive an absolute hatred for homemaking, says Miss Marion S. Van Liew, chief of the home econ- omics education bureau of the Univer- sity of the State of New York. Hatred of dishwashing, while It seems of itself a most iusigniiicant matter, becomes the root of an ob- session against all phases of house- keeping, she thinks, and therefore has a potentiality of exercising a vicious influence on the entire future of girls and women. Miss Van Liew, who is widely known throughout the nation as a home economist in addition to her position with the State Department of Education, yesterday become edu- cational- director of the Homemakiug Center of the New York State Feder- ation of Women's Clubs. No Fad, She Declares "Home economics is no fad," Miss Van Liew told an interviewer in Al- bany. "It has passed tha'. stage and has stood tte test. People are more 'home conscious' than ever and it Is recovering its former status rapidly. Now, the difficulty is that girls are not prepared to take over the prob lems of homemaking when they be- come brides. "It may astonish people to know that the state is training hundreds of girls and young women for the career of marriage. Outside of New York there are 211 centers under the super- vision of the State Department of Education where homemaking Is taught as a fine art, and New York does not neglect this important train- Ing. "Women and girls must get away from the old idea that homemaking is nothing but sewing, cooking and clean- ing," Miss Van Liew added. "These things are but incidental and as such should be done by means ef a time budget so as not to interfere with the major phases o the calling." She reminds one that choosing har- monious color combinations for the home and purchasing clothing, edibles and other supplies come into the call- ing of hmmemaking, as well as person- al grooming and adjustment of family relations, and that to he successful In all these the homemaker should be trained. . She declared that every feminine member of every family should be In- structed in home economics. She would have the younger children learn it in junior high school, and have mother keep up with them by extension courses In the afternoon and evening. Any Offers? As Mrs. King was cleaning her front bed-room windows she saw a friend hurrying along tho road. "What ever has happened '.'" she- cried, running to the garden gate and calling to the friend. "Why are you in such a hurry?" The friend paused to regain her breath. "I'm trying to get something for my husband," she panted. "Oh," replied Mrs. King, very much refieved. "Had any offers?" INVALUABLE MOMENTS Never suffer the invaluable mom- ents of thy life to sLi-p.l by unimprov- ed, and leave thoe !n i..llencs.-i and vacancy; but be always either read- ing, or writing or praying, or medi-j tating, or employed In some useful labrr for the coti:non good. A'Kempla.l "I'm thinking of moving out into the country." "Do you like the country'' What will you do In the evenings?" "Oh, I'll run up ;;) i I." V/KenlaW fats Host TEK - TnoQwuro* - - The Wrong Phrase Mr. Brown hud just returned from the office and was introduced to the new nurse, who was astonishingly pretty. "She is sensible and scientific, too," said Mrs. Brown, "and she says she will allow no one to kiss the baby while she is near." "No one would want to," replied Brown tireilly. "Oh, indeed, John!" snapped the fond mother. "I mean," faltered Brown, endeav- oring to make things better, "not while she is near." The pretty nurse was given march- ing orders the following day. "!H this train ever on time?" grow- led the grouchy passenger. "Oh," re- plied the conductor, "we never worry about it being on time. We're satis- fied if it's on the track." Classified Advertising FOR KAI.ft FIRST CLASS BREED- ING Mink, and Foxes, at jeasonabla pric-i's. Jn yuur nwn interests write for particulars. J. O. Mitchell, St. Mary's, i inturio. AC.KNTS WANTED FOR DR. BOV- EI.'S soaps, toilet articles, etc.. w.-ll known for twenty years. Quirk turn- over and larpe profit. Dept. 0. Bovt-1 Mannfartuririir rVimpMtiv. Toronto S. The worst thing about appearance* is trying to keep them up. HEADNOISES Teonaid JUEAR Oil, RtW IN MCM OFCARS-IIJE """ 4EAR Ol, $1.25 AIIDruuists. Destuptivi liklw on request A. O. LEONARD, Inc. 70 Fifth Ave., New York City For a brighter day TOMORROW Take a Case a ret TO An Emergency Dressing Minard's is invaluable- as a quick dressing for burns, scalds and all flesh abrasions. It clcaiuu-s and soothes tho wound. WHEN CHILDREN C C T ' KHE are times J K E I when a cfoild is too fretful or feverish to j be sung to sleep. There are some i pains i mother cannot put away. But there's quick comfort in Castorial For diarrhea, and other infantile , ills, give this pure vegetable prepara- j tion. Whenever coated tongues tell of constipation; whenever there's any sign of sluggishness. Castoria has a good taste; children love to take it. Buy the genuine with Chas. H. Fletcher's signature on wrapper. CASTORIA COMPLIMENTED ON HER COMPLEXION AT 65 Tells All Women How She Does It Roads Young and O!d Roads that lead to houses And a city's pride Go straight and hard like young me i With sure and eager stride. You will never use crude methods when you know this better method. And you will never suffer from ex- cess acid when you prove out this easy relief. Please do that for your own sake now. Be sure to get the genuine, pre- scribed by doctors for Conditions due to excess acid. It is always a liquid; it cannot be made in tablet form. Look for the name Phillips' and the word genuine in red. But roads that lead to mountains Or hidden desert streams ' Shuffle along like old men Happy In their dreams. By Rachel Harris Campbell, Snn Dleso State Teachers' College. When .T.ked his Idea of rigid econ- omy. Will Rogers replied: "A dc;u! '-' : 1. a:,:i." i IVIin.ird's Liniment aid* tired feet. 20 YEARS OF KRUSCHEN 20 YEARS OF HEALTH Just fancy I A grandmother and still being complimented on her com- plexion I How docs she do it ? Her Fetter explains. Kruschen keeps her young and fit. That's the secret of the whole matter. " When I was on holiday this Summer I was asked what gave me or what I used for my fresh complexion. For 20 years now I've used as directed Krus- chen Salts, the finest nnd only medicine to my knowledge. Before this I was troubled with my liver and biliousness and rheumatism in my arm and boulders. I just take it regularly as you describe, with the above result. I tell everyone this, also my family, who are now men and women, for I am over 85." E. B. Don't be content to envy her. Follow her example. Kruschen will keep you young, just as it. keeps her young. The little doily dose keeps you young inside ; you wake up every morning as fit und fresh as a schoolgirl, ana before the first month is out the wonderful difference is written in your complexion and yuur eyes, Kruhtheu DONT SUFFER WITH DANGEROUS INDIGESTION Do you suffer after meals with a belching, from sour and acid stomach?, Many believe they have heart trouble,' and tremble with fear, expecting any minute to drop dead. This condition! can be prevented, likewise relieved. Take Carter's Little Liver 1'ills after meals and neutralize the Rases. Sweeten the sour and acid Stomach, re- lieve the gas and encourage digestion. The stomach, liver and bowels wilt be cleansed of poison, painful and dangerous indigestion disappears and the system enjoys a tonic effect. Don't delay. Ask your druggist for a 25c pkg. of Carter's Little Liver Pills. READ OF A CASE LIKE HER OWN Decided to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will restore the liver and kidneys to prope* activity. Waste products will be naturally expelled by those eliminat- ing organs as Nature intends. I'lie blood will be refreshed and will coura* in a cleansing stream to evgry flora of the body, reinvigorating your whpla system, brightening your eyes, clearing your skin. You feel and are a different person. Thousands ur* proving it doily. Why shouldn't you ? Kruschcn Salts is obtaiimhlc lit all Dmg Stores at 45e. ami 75c. per bottle. Monoton, New Brunswick "Before my last baby waa born 1 was very weak, nervous and dis- couraged. I saw an advertisement in the paper about a woman who had been like me so I bought a bottle of Lydfi E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound. I took three bottles and it carried me safe- ly through that critical time, have threo children to care for and I feel well and strong. I have told two other women about your medicine." M BS. Gns AnsENAULT, S2 AlbertStreet Monctoo, New Brunswick. "ISSUE No. 41 '30