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y THE PANGS OF SCIATICA Can Be Cured by tlie Fair Use of Dp. Williams' Pink Pills. Fierce darting pains. Pains like red hot needles being driven through the flesh â€" in the thigh, perhaps down the legs to the anklesâ€" that's sciatica. None but the victim can realize the torture of this trouble. But the sufferer need not grow discouraged for there is a cure in Dr. William's Pink Pills. Pills enrich the blood, .^^v. ^ â€" . _, ,, starved sciatic nerve and thus ^i^g Edward has owner, who gave him a 5,000-acre estate as an earnest of greater pos- sessions to come at the donor's death. Then there was the $500,000 bestowed upon him by Baroness Oppenheim-Cohn, and the $2,500,- 000 placed at his disposal by Herr Henckel von Donnermarch in 1905. "To him that hath shall be given." With reference to the Kaiser's demand for increased pay, it may be mentioned that King Edward gets $2,350,000 for his own use, while each member of the British Royal Family receives various *,^^ggg i grants which exceed $500,000 per blood, feed the:"""""*- B«"*^«« ^ °^*=^ ^''^"^ drives out the pain. Mrs. Joseph L. Brown, Wilmot, N. 8., was a victim of sciatica and found a cure in Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. She says: â€" "For a year I was laid up with sciatica from my side to my foot. What I suffered was at times awful. I could not touch my foot fri the floor and had to hobble about with a cane. My right leg was drawn up, and I never expect A LARGE PRIVATE PURSE. The Kaiser is by no means the best-paid monarch in Europe. The I Emperor of Austria outdistances him with his salary of $4,700,000, which sum is derived from the two portions of his monarchy. The best-paid monarch in Europe is the Czar of Russia. The State Treasury pays out $7,500,000 per ed to have the use of it again, l! annum for the needs of the Imper- was attended by our family doctor, | ial House. In addition the reign- and tried several other remedies, | ing Empress and the Dowager Em- but with no benefit, and I felt very ' press each have an allowance of much discouraged. One day I read $100,000 a year. Every child bom of the cure of a similar sufferer to the Czar receives from birth to through Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, the age of twenty-one nearly $20,000 and I decided to try them. I got' ^ year, while the heir to the throne six boxes, and by the time I hadj receifvee annually, in addition to taken them I was completely cured, maiutenance of palaces, $50,000. and have not had the slightest! jj^^^gj^^g^ jgcgive a dowry of $500,- mce. 1 am I nrvi nkon fVio» m.irrv YOn NEED FEAR IT NO LONGER GSATEL WARDED OFF A5D CUBED BY DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS. Manitoba Man Tells How His Uri- nary Troables Vanished Before the Great Canadian Kidney Re- medy. Hamrlik, Man., Nov. 30 (Special) â€" Probably there is no disease to which man is heir that causes such a general dread as Gravel, or Stone in the Bladder. The frightful pains BIG MONEY I for assnta selling ottr toUeC soapa I Lota maklns 9S.00 a day. Writ* ac I oaee for foU particulars to the I tOAf SUPPLY CO.. Box 332. Torontn I LUI- CHARGE OF THE LIGHT GADE. "You give me a pane," said the window sash to the glazier. "That's all right," rejoined the man with the putty knife, "but it will be charged up to your boss, just the same." RENEW YOUR YOUTH. Never before has the struggle fcr social and commercial success been â-  Manutius, a Venetian priuter, who STOPS A!«D POINTS. Pnoetaation Originated in the Third Century. Punctuation by means of stops end points, so as to indicate the meaning of sentences and assi-st the reader to a proper enunciation, is ascribed originally to Aristophanes. a grammarian of Alexandria, Egjpt, who lived in thz third century B.C. W'hatever his system may have been, it wa-s subsequently neglect- ed and forgotten, but was reintro- duced by Charlemangc, the various stops and symbols being designed by Warnefried and Alcuin. The present system of punctuation was introduced in the latter part of the fifteenth century by Aldus so keen as in our own day, and to I was responsible for our full stop. it brings and the terrible operations! the victor and the vanquished alike i colon, semicolon, comma, marks oi it necessitates causes a shudder of comes a time when nerves and body ' interrogation and exclamation, par- liANdS COVERED WITH ms. twinge of the trouble since. 000 when they marry. therefore, a very enthusiastic friend of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and re- commend them to all who are simi- larly troubled." There is no mystery about the . Dr. Williams' Pmk piHsl »3,20O,OOO a jear cures Contrasted with these generous grants the salaries of rulers of smaller couhtries seem beggarly in proportion. The King of Italy has but the King of make. They act upon the blood, ! Greece only .receives $20^^ enriching and purifying it, and in j This sum is so inadequate to keep this way feed the nerves ai ' reach up his position that Great Britain, the root of the disease. That is why ' France and Russia each pay him they cure such common ailments as $20,000 a year. The French Presi anaemia, pimples and eczema, in digestion, rheumatism, neuralgia, St. Vitus dance, paralysis, and the apprehension whenever it is men- tioned. But there is really no rea- son why any man or woman should fear Gravel. It is purely and simply a Kidney disease, and as such can be either cured or guard- ed against by the use of Dodd's Kidney Pills. Take the case of Mr. Calvin R. Snyder, well known here. He says :â€" "In the spring of 1907 I was al- most laid up from a lame back and was also troubled with excessive urination. I got a box of Dodd's Kidney Pills, and used them with satisfactory results. Dodd's Kid- ney Pills are the best Kidney me- dicine I ever heard of." If you follow Mr. Snyder's e.x- ample and use Dodd's Kidney Pills for slight urinary disorders, you will never be troubled with Gravel. If you have Gravel, Dodd's Kid- ney Pills will cure it. dent has a salary and allowance of $240,000, whilst the President of the United States has to make irregularities in health of growing | both ends meet on $50,000. And girls and women. Sold by all me- 1 yet, with all their enormous in- dicine dealers or by mail at 50 cents 'comes, some of these great poten- a box. or six boxes for $2.50, fromitiaries of the earth are not half so the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., happy as many a man with $300 a Brockville, Ont. ~ â€" . -. 4. THE CHART DIDN'T SHOW IT. There is no occasion which pre- sents such terrible advantage to the practical joker as that of a sea voyage, and there is none on which his jo'iosities become more unbear- cry for rest. Nature and science | enthis and da»h, hyphen, apos- have combined to produce an eavir- j tropho and quotation marks, onment where tired men and wo- j These were subsequently copied by men may renew their youth. On other printers, until their use be- the main line of the Grand Trunk 1 came univerbal. Railway System, at St. Catharines, jjost ancient languages were in- Ontario, is situated "The Wei- j nooent of any system of punctua- land,' where the ills of life are al-i tion. In many early man iiscripts leviated by bathiug in the SahneJthe letters are placed at equal dis- Springs of the "St. Catharmes ' Well," under proper med pervision and attendance. Apply] to J. D. McDonald, District Pas Sanger Agent, Toronto. , tances apart, with no connecting al su- : jjjijj hetwten, even in the matter <ii The Parson â€" ".\h, Pat, wasting your money in there again I You ought to put by for a rainy day.' Pat â€" "Sure, then Oi'd never spend ut at all. It's laid up wid rheuma- tism Oi am when the weather's wet, and can't go out o' the house." en, spacing, an arrangement wl 'rli must have rendered reading at siglit somewhat difficult. In Nature's Storehouse There are Cures. â€" Medical e-xpieriments have shewn conclusively that there are medicinal virtues in even ordinary I to remove their torpor and arouse plants growing up around us which ; them to proper action. Many thou- give them a value that cannot be ' sands are prepared to bear testi- A Cure for Costiveness. â€" Costive- ness conies from the refusal of the excretory organs to perform their duties regularly from contributing causes u.sually disordered digestion. Farmelee's Vegetable Pills, prepar- ed on scientifis , principles, are &o compounded that certain iigredi- ents in them pass Ihruugh the sto- mach and act upon the bowels so as estimated. It is held by some that Nature provides a cure for every disease which neglect and ignorance mony to their power in this respect. Guestâ€" "Waiter, taks back this "For three weeks I had l.o be fed like one ft baby, t>ecause my hands arms were so covered witb eczema that they had to be bound up all the time." Thit is the experience of Mija V:olct M. McSoriey, of 75, Can SUcet, Siuit Sto. -Maris. She »dd»: "I conlJ not bold rpooB nor fork. From finger dps lo elbow* the dreaded diseiiae apiead, my finger nails came off and my flesh wa» one raw mass. Th<t itching and the pain were almost excniciatinf. I had ihree months of this tortnie and at one lime amputauon was discassed." "Zam-Bnk alone saved t»jr hand* and arms. I pertevered witb it and in the end bad rov reward. To-day, I am cured completely of every trace of tha dreaded ecaema, and I tervemly hope that iutterera from skin disease may know of my ca>< aad the miracle Zam-Buk ha« -roiked." Zam-Buk is without equal for ccaema, ringworm, ulcers, abscfs»«:>. piles, cracked hands, cu'.d sores, chapped placci, and all skin injuries and di^eaaea. Draggiatl and stores at y> centa a boe, or poat free fion Zam-Buk Co., Tomato, foe sanie prce. You are wam«<l agaimt dangerous substitute* (ometinte* oficicd at "just as good." able. Ihe following incident em- have visited upon man. However, ' beefsteak. It isn't cooked enough. THE PAY-SHEET OF KINGS THE PAY-SHEET OF KINGS. WANTS A "RISE." His Income of $4,.SOO,000 is Considered Excessive for His Majesty. Not The German Emperor as King of Prussia wants to have his salary raised. At present he receives irom the State $650,000 as German Emperor and $3,802,770 as King of Prussia. The last increase, which amounted to $7oO,000, was made in 1889, in the second year of his reign. In spite of this, however, he is actually getting $1,«50,000 less than the old Kings of Prussia an- nually received. An income exceeding $4,500,000 Is not a despicable sum even for Kaiser William, but those who know say it is not excessive, con- sidering thai there are no allow- ances to other members of the Royal Family, and that very little comes from the Royal domains. The Kaiser has several hundred uniforms, and his tailor's bill runs into pretty tall figures. He has complete uniforms of all the Prus- sian regiments â€" horse, foot, and ar- tillery â€" besides the regiments of the lesser States, and those of which he holds honorary rank in foreign countries. Every appoint- ment is perfect, from the shoulder knots, which cost more than the uni- form itself, to jewelled accoutre- ments fit for AN ORIENTAL AUTOCRAT. When he travels it is always in much pomp and ceremony and ac- companied by a large retinue. Hence his official revenue is not enough to keep him. In addition to the up-keep of his fifty-two cas- tles, palaces, and country houses, and innumerable farms and forests, he is expected to maintain the Roy- al theatres at Berlin, Hanover, and Cassel, and must also foot the bills for the Royal concerts. The Kaiser is very lucky, how- ever, in the way of legacies from wealthy subjects. Only a few years ago Herr Wilhelm Uildebrand left him an estate worth $375,000 and $750,000 in hard cash ; a gift match- ed by that of a West Prussian lanil- year.- -London Tit-Bits. DELICATE GHILD&E9 MiDS WELL iSD STRONQ The little ones are frail. Their hold upon life is slight. At the very first symptoms of trouble bodies ine of his most ambitious efforts. Whei we were in the middle of the Gulf of St. Lawrence, and the nearest coast was 20O miles away, a Yankee quietly remarked :â€" "Wal, I guess we are quite close to land now. It ain't more'n three- quarters of a mile away, nohow." Personally we took no interest in facts of this nature, and were con- tent to sit and believe, but many ex this may be, it is well known that | Waiter--"! thought you said Parmelee's Vegetable Pills, distill- 1 wanted it underdone, sir?' Guest ed from roots and herbs, are a sov- â€" "Uuderdone ! Why, it's so raw ereign remedy in curing all disor-ljou can hear it bellow.'' ciers of the digestion. . | I Wa Hast Sa from heatsj rooms to lb* cm;.) ' outer air. anil tite •-h.int;« »at3 Ud r^aghluj;. t'-ir. v\g wlnt«r culda Is nut ban! if ^oa take Allsn's tf i- _ ___ __*,,___ 4.. i,~«_ ' P"t«rair. anj tile •â- h.inss wt» as rjaaliliij;. Every time a man refuses to hear \„g ,i„„j ^^i^ ,, „„, i,ar.i if you tiu« j nc B:U.^ain. A u«Kiuctttd cjla ia troublasuma adi what we have to say, we are usu ally Conceited enough to declare that he "won't listen to reason." and uansoruu^ en. This medicine cures sour stomach, indigestion, diar Man aipecti to cnre % n«gl»cto<l B*:by's"6^nTaM;;r:hoIddb;'^;^ I cited travellers dashed out of the ; «;;^;i|;;^^, JJ-^iJl^i^:^^^^:;;^^!^!^- â€" â-  •• â-  -â-  I smoking-room to have a look at the ; coogh will ceaa* aj»a iun«» tw soima as a iww 1 1 long-hoped-for continent. They *''"»'• rhoea, constipation, "teething trou- ' Presently came back in the worst bles and other minor ailments. It i of tempers, saying that the charts is equally good for the new born ' and all other authorities declared babe as the well grown child. Mo- i the land to be, at least 200 miles thers have the guarantee of a gov- ; away, and that there was certam- ernment analyst that this medicine contains no opiate or poisonous soothing stuff. Mrs. Cressman, New Hamburg, Ont., says: â€" "I have used Baby's Omui Tablets for: stomach trouble and constipation i Iv none in sight. ""Wal, I didn't say the shore," returned the champion joker. "I guess there's land right under us, not three-quarters of a mile away." with marked success. I feel that! A Requisite for the Rancher.â€" my little ones are safe when I have . On the cattle ranges of the ^Vest, a box of Tablets in the house." I where men and stock are far from Sold by medicine dealers or by i doctors and apothecaries. Dr. fho- ... o= i_ ~ I t rpu- • .v.ac.' Eclectnc Oil is kept on hand mail at 25 cents a box from The j mas Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock ville, Ont. by the intelligent as a ready made medicine, not only for many human ills, but as a horse and cattle medi- cine of surpassing merit. A horse Colonel Fizzletop was under the and cattle rancher will find matters painful necessity of administering greatly simplified by using this Oil. a severe castigation to his son Our idea of a sane man is one who can be in love without acting foolish. Johnny. After he had completed his labors, he said sternly to the suffering victim: â€" "Now, tell me why I punished you ?" "That's it,' sobbed Johnny; "you nearly pound the life out of me, and now you don't know why you did it." > KIDNEY •ght •Mllad ta tha Iwia T kiUttr in & out> o v>a and arert a cold, bat on* " i>ainkUl*t pooal of hoi water sweelens'! A»f»iil substitutes, thera -, -Parry Daria- Jio and Ma. "Yes," remarked Mrs. Malaprop- Partington, "we had a lovely time in Venice. There are no cabs there, you know, because the streets are all full of water. One hires a chan- delier and he rows you about ia a dongola." MOTHERS! GiTe the Children a Chance. Spanking does not cure children of bed- welting. There is a constitutional caus« for this trouble. Mrs. M. Summers, Bo» I01 Windsor, Ont,, will send tree to any mother her successful homo treatment, n . T\ i • r^ u /i with full instruction* Send no money, but Country Doctor s Coachman (to ""("^j her to-day if your children trouble _â€" .v-i u I J _. I - . .ou in this wav. Don't blame the child, the chances are it can't help t». Fhil treatment also cures adults and aseJ people troubled with urine difficulties b^ lay or nigbl • A teaspooaftil at Pals. I »1U ward I II* i Holland has over 10 000 acres de- voted to the cultivation of bulbs. horse that has stopped at house of , former patient) â€" "Go on, you fool He's dead." On a big oak-tree there are more than 7,000,000 leaves. It is easier for most people to heave a sigh than to raise a laugh. The tea you buy may be good, but you may be quite sure it is if it is "Salada." It is infinitely- more delicious and decidedly more economical than other teas because â- t goes farther. RECOGNIZED HIM. Blinks, after inviting his friend Jinks, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Bobby has. "And do you suppose he will re- member nie'(" said Jinks. "Remember yout Why, he re- members every face that he ever saw. An hour later they enter the house, ani after Jinks has shaken hands with Mrs. Blinks, he calls Bobby over to him. "And do you remember me, my little m&nV "Course 1 do. You're the same teller that pa brought home last summer, and ma was so wild about it that she didn't speak to pit for I a whole week." Every time some people say smart things they make others smart. Australia's only beast of prey is the dingo, a wild dog. Are you a sufferer with corns? If you are. get a bottle of Holloway's torn Cure. It has never been known to fail. Heâ€" -"Miss Kitty, I've heard it jiaid that a kiss without a mous- tache is like an egg without salt. Is that sof Sheâ€" "Well, really, I don't knowâ€" I can't tellâ€" for in all ray life 1 never " Heâ€" "Now, now. Miss Kitty!" Sh'--"T>^-â€" ate an egg without salt 'Never ISSUE HO. 49-66. Salmon, pike,, and goldfish '•upposed never to sleep. •M There are two kinds of small boys â€" bad boys and sick ones. Often what appear to be the most trivial occurrences of life prove to be the most momentous. Many are disposed to regard a cold as a slight thing, deserving of little consider- ation, and this neglect often re- sults in most serious ailments en- tailing years of suffering. Drive out colds and coughs with Bickle's Anti-Consumptive Syrup, the re- cognized remedy for all affections of the throat and lungs. "That large man thinks him.selfl a pretty important personag<> in ' this place, doesn't he,'"' ask.->d thr' stranger. 'Impcrtant r" exclai-ned the native. "Why. if you tell him! we're having fine weather here, he' swells up as if he thought he made it." A. J. PATTISON &CO- 33-35 SCOTT STBKT, TWWIITO. 8t03k Brokers & F.naiuti<d AiT^OtS »nd other stockj b 'Uiht an.l «iM •>n s-iBBiaalos. ZTmit iniUiica mrited. Uitiara majr la wired a« euraxyeusa Amanda â€" "I wish I knew how I could make you very, very happy, dear Jack!'"' Jack â€" "Well, write to your father and ask him to dou- ble your dowry '." Ton f at the kind ywn hara always kad, TTia D^dT C" Meatb"! Piaster, For rheumatism, neura'iia. etc., n^ithlng ia better. Made oal; b) Uaria i Lawrenoe Coapan;. She â€" "This dress doesn't become my complexion. I must change it." He â€" "More expense? I can't stand it; you'll ruin me 1" She â€" "You f-illy ! I don't mean the dress â€" I mean the complexion." LIPR AND TOBACCO HABITJ A. McTAOO.ART, ,M.D., CH.. 75Yonge Str,-tt, Toronto, Canada. Rersreiwes a* to Dr. Mc't'airgart's pro<e..»iona stantlMiiE .intt personal inteitritv permitto i by : SirW. B. >i9.-e.llth, chief Jri.ii.-e. Hon. a. Vi Ko-s, •x-Cremier u( Outarlo. Kar. N. Ourw,uia, D. 0., Prasiilent Victoria Cllege. RaT Fattier Teefjr, Prsitilent al St. Michaara C aiega. TJront >. Bicht Ue». A Sweetm.\n, Bi-ib.ip cl Torunt'X 1 Ke». Vim. Uxcl.aren, n., Principal Knai Collage, Tiruiito. â€" i Dr. McTa^cart'9 Tenetib'e reraelieaâ€" t<)r t£t« • liquor and t >bacea h^iiiits are )i«.\'t>iful, lafo, ' iiiexpennire li"me treatments. No b.^t^-'Uerinic i iiOections. do publit-iiv, nu loaa ot time frum fca.iueu. and a certain cure. CuusuitatiuD oorre^tpoudence Invited. ! OHENn.LE CURTAINS •b4 ul k;»dt of b«u*» Hftociaf*. miwm LiGl CURTilNS """Sk*. *«'k'.:L"" Writ« u> at about rourft. MEN WANTED t» •v«ff7 I tocillM th« L'nittKl SUM* i*or-.ij« w*>r Hid> in ^1 ' ofi«p 1-OU4 p;«' #«tribut« toiaD «t^*ciTit^'<( oaaltM. ^ <tmmk»aton at BttUi^ £3 p«t »oo:ti aa<J •t^M-tts^^ S4 p«f dav. S>eatl/ wnti » jtu round : Mttirety ' %'rit* for irAiikua^xm. WIL I. W.UNEB .UD. CO.. Lae4aa. Oat. ' pi*a ; ae •.pcfl««ca te^uir*^ Tiere can be a difference of opin- ion on most subjects, but there is only one opinion as to the relia- bility of Mother Graves' Worm Ex- terminator. It is safe, sure and effectual. The difference between fame and notoriety is that fh the case of no- toriety they usually get your name spelled correctly. APPETISING AND NUTRITIOUS FOOD is what every lady desires to serve at her table. is the BOVRiL concentrated nourishment of beef. A little added to any kind of soup makes it more tasty and grtally increases its value as a food. A little BOVRIL in the gravy is an improvement with roasts of all kinds. BOVRIL IS LIQUID LIFE Ship ftariT «n.I obtAln highs^t pHc«. Mak« U4 & triAl ^hipmenl, Cal-^lof n» on appMciklttia. K*f*r«uc««, tb« Dominion Bwik mad O^MUMr- A. a E. PIERCE & CO.. 607 ST. I'-tL'L sr., MONTRBAL. ell PIANO§ ARE CANADA'S BEST ARo vraanraar uwwaiTMvaia BUY TH« BBBT Bend lor oar Pre* Catalogua Mo. 7S. itie Bell pigho s orQon go., hi. Goewi, oat Hakara ef Belt Pianaa, lall Otsaaa am4 A***anala Pxirarr Cobalts ! Cobalts ! Before buying stocks consult me and I wllF send you FREE a complete list of ten or twelve of the best unlisted propositions on the market, ranging In price from 10 cents to $1 per share, with full Infor-i matlon as to how to buy them to make money/ Write me for my plan. A card will do. S. M. MATHEWS STANDARD STOCK EXCHANGE BUILDINO, 43 Scott St.. TORON] / /