Grey Highlands Newspapers

Flesherton Advance, 13 Aug 1908, p. 2

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7 SUTHERLAND SISTERS SCALP CLEANER U the only DandruK Cure. For Shatnpooiiig it ha* no equal. Sold by all ail dru^gfis'St Soc. or sent postpaid from the Seven Sutnerlnnd Sisters, 179 King St, Toronto, on receipt o( price. The Toronto Exhibition t>{ Hair Goods will be made by Prof. Pcniber at his new store, 127-129 YONQE STREET Switches from $2.50 to $25.50, Pompadour Bangs from 80.50 up, and Wigs and Toupees from $20.00 to $50.00. Write for catalogue. CHEAVING THE FOOD. Sixty or seventy chews to every bite of food is what wo ought to give ; instead of that, we scurry through our meals, we bite our food and hastily swallow it with the help of a mouthful of water or other fluid, and what is the result of this? First there is indigestion, from the Bloiuach receiving improperly chewed food ; secondly, all the evils which follow indigestionâ€" namely, muddy complexion, red nose, and lustreless eyes. Then the teeth suf- fer from lack of use. The teeth are meant for chewing the food, and if not used for that purpose for which Nature intended them will surely decay. Note how much one's Icoks depend upon chewing one's food. WAR LOSSES FROM DISEASE. In a recent campaign of the French in Madagascar 14,000 men were sent to the front, of whom 29 were killed in action, and over 7,- 000 perished from preventable dis- ease. In the Boer war the English lobscs were ten times greater from disease than from bullets. A Sound Stomach Means a Clear Head. â€" The iiigh pressure of a nerv- ous life which business men of the piesent day are constrained to live make draughts upon their vitality highly detrimental to their health. It is only by the most careful treat- ment that they are able to keep themselves alert and active in their various callings, many of them know the value of Parmclee's Ve- gftahlc Pills in regulating the sto- mach and consequently keeping the head clear. Coal Merchant (anxiously) â€" "Hold on ! Tliat load hasn't been â- weighed. It looks to me a trifle large for a ton." Driver â€" '"Tain't intended for a ton. It's two tons." Coal Aierchantâ€" "Beg pardon. Uo ahead." Children who art Pal* and pMTl«h want •om*- thiiui that will make guod nch blood; Uiera i« oothlnf to aqual "F«iTOTimr lor »hlj purpos*. Woilian, b« sura to gat a buuia. The Professorâ€" "I want you child- ren to go to my lecture to-night." Robert â€" "Couldn't you whip us in- stead, just this once, papa?" Used according to directions. Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial will afford relief in the most acute form of Buninier complaint. When- ever the attack manifests itself no time should be lost in seeking the fcid of the Cordial. It will act ini- rr.ediately on the stomach and in- testines and ally the irritation and pain. A trial of it will convince anyone of the truth uf these assor- tiona. 'CAUSE. Voung tSonâ€" "Say, paw, when it rains hard, does the rain go into the cistern '( " Pawâ€" "Yea, my son, of course." Koung Wonâ€" "Well, then, how does it Come to be soft water?" Pawâ€" "You go on t' bed." Black Watch Black Plug The Che wine Tobacco of QyaUty. 2271 EMPRESS WAS HEROmE. DowoRor RiiipreHa of RuMsia Twice Suvod UuHbnnd'ri Life. The reported discovery of the Czarina of a "Terrorist death sen- tence" lying on the bed of her sleeping son recalls two similarly tragic episodes in the life of her nuitherm-iaw, the Dowager Em- press. On one occasion she found on her husband's dressing-tcble a curious and unfamiliar jewel case, and, on picking it up to examine it more closely, was both surprised and alarmed at its weight. Hur- rying with it to her own room, she plunged it into a basin of water, and summoned the Prefect of Po- lice, who pronounced the innocent- looking jewel case a bomb of a par- ticularly deadly type. On another occasion, on entering Alexander's study, the Czarina fancied she heard a slight rustling sound be- hind the window curtains. With a rare presence of mind she took her husband away under pretext of bidding his children "good-night" in the nursery. On leaving the room she locked the door and gave the key to a party of soldiers, who on entering and examining the study, made the startling discovery that some one had made his escape through the window. The Olympic G-ames BOVRIL Has been selected as the only Beef preparation ^o be sold at the FRANCO-BRITISH EXRIBITION Throughout the whole world there 18 only one BOVRIL. Don't take a substitute. G. E. LARNER, winner of the 3500 metres walking championship, July 14, ALWAYS TRAINS ON BOVRIL. The 2,000 metres tandem bicycle race, July 29, was won by A. Schil- les and A. Auffray. Road what they say: "Bovril is tha best food for train- ing that I have over used." (Signed) A. SCHILLES. "Bovril is excellent for athletes and I use it exclusively." (Signed) A. AUFFRAY. BOVRIL gives strength to the weak and maintains the strength of the strong. ji WISE OLD SQL,. Little Haroldâ€" "Papa, did Solo- pjon have 700 wives?" Papa â€" "I believe he did, my son." Little Haroldâ€" "Was he the man who said, 'Give me ...oorty or give me death' V A Soothing Oil.â€" To throw oil up- on the troubled waters means to subdue to calmness the mosT bois- terous sea. To apply Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil to the troubled body when it is racked with pain means speedy subjtigation of the most re- fractory elements. It cures pain, heals bruises, takes the fire fri)m burns, and as a general household medicine is useful in many ailments. It is worth much. Folks who make a lot of fuss over their faith would be more convincing if they simply would express it in terms of friendship. Hard and soft corns cannot with- stand Holloway's Corn Cure; it is effectual every time. Get a bottle at once and be happy. LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON. Fatherâ€" "Got a fall, did you? Well, I hope you didn't cry like a baby." Hon- "No, dad, I didn't cry. 1 just said one word- the same as you'd have said !" A. R. BICKER8TAFF & CO., Stooks, Bonifs, Dabenturaa anil Real Eetcta. Cobalt and all Mining and OH Stooka of Canada and Unltad Statoa. Onlen sieciited with promptnaia. Oorrai- pnndencA Hnllcltod. alt ta (17 Tratfara aank lulMlns, Tortnto, Ont THE TRUTHFUL BOY. "Do you go to Sunday school, little boy?" "Nope." "Don't say 'Nope,' that isn't right." "Well, if I said 'Yep' I'd be tol- .' i' ycr a lie." In a certain London theatre there was on one occasion an alarm of fire. The first intimation received ac the office was given by a man, who, all breathless, and tattered, landed with a bound in front of the pay box, shouting: "Theatro's a- fire ; gimme mo money back !" The liatid of fate is always ready io gra.sp ail opportunity. PROOF POSITIVE. "Are you sure ttiat occurrence was on tiie seventeenth of the month?" asked the lawyer, in a tone which seemed to imply that cer- tainty upon such a point was almost beyond the reach of the human in- tellect. "lea," said the undismayed youth, who was being cross-examin- ed, "it was the seventeenth." "Now, remember," continued the lawyer, with increasing solemnityâ€" "remember, you are under oath. How do you know it was the seven- teenth ?" 'Because the day before " 'Be careful what you say, now. Go on." "Because the day before wos the sixteenth and the day after was the eighteenth." 4> A CONTEST WORTH ENTERING. A Life Annuity of FIFTY-TWO DOLLARS is offered by the ORANGE MEAT people to the one sending in the largest number of bottoms of OR.\NGE MEAT pack- ages before May 31. 1909. This means that the winner will receive One Dollar EVERY WEEK, or FIFTY-TWO DOLLARS every year, as long as he or she lives, or they can exchange it for a CASH PRIZE c.f SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS. Besides the above there is a sec- ond Cash Prize of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS, also other Cash Prizes as follows : â€" Ten Cash Prizes of TWENTY DOLLARS each. Ten Cash Prizes of TEN DOL- LARS each. Twenty Cash Prizes of FIVE DOLLARS each, and ONE HUN- DRED Cash Prizes of ONE DOL- LAR each. The only condition attached is that you cut out the bottoms of the ORANGE MEAT packages and send them in to ORANGE MEAT, Kingston. The bottom of a Jumbo package counts equal to Three of the smaller size. You should be able to win one of the above prizes if you start immediately and get your friends to help you. Send your name and address to ORANGE MEAT, Kingston, TO- DAY, and state that you are en- tering the contest. It is surely worth trying for. * â€" : â€" A talking machine is all right if it does not talk machine politics. One trial of Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator will convince you that it has no equal as a worm medicine. Buy a bottle and see if it does not please you. Affable Barber â€" "You're very bald on top, sir." Self-conscious Customer (much annoyeu)â€" ' What if I am? You needn't talk so much. How about that squint of yours?" Known to Thousands. â€" Parmc- lee's Vegetable Pills regulate the action of the secretions, purify the blood and keep the stomach and bowels free from deleterious mat- ter. Taken according to direction they will overcome dyspepsia, era- dicate biliousness, and leave the di- gestive organs healthy and strong to perform their functions. Their merits are well-known to thou- sands who know by experience how beneficial they are in giving tone to the system. Peggy â€" "Was that P'liceman ever a little baby, mother?" Mother â€" "Why, yes, dear." Peggy (Thought- fully)â€" "I don't believe I've ever seen a baby p'liceman." LIngcrInc, .itubhoi n aid sarca arc araaed rrnni the nkln by WaaT»r» <'9r»te The uood work of blood-cloaiwliig U i!oinpl«leu with WoiTor'a Syrup. ON THE OUl'SiUK. "Please pass me the salt," said the first boarder. "Salt shouldn't be taken with this course," said the second boarder. "I know it. I'm not taking it with this course. I'm taking it with your last remark." Dorothy, aged 5, who had been very ill, was much impressed with the wisdom of the family physician. "Why, mamma," she said one day, "if 1 wanted to die I couldn't, 'cause Dr. Blank wouldn't let me." PILES *' I thought I must eo on euflrerlnfirfrom piles until 1 died : but Zam-Buk cured ine,"«ays Mrs. K. Kecd, ol Slcenburg, Ont., and adds:â€" "I was to weakened ihat I could haidly move aUjt, and a littla work raiued -tie great agony. Th«D 1 heard oftbii grand baluif aod 1 am ibankfal to uy tliat it has cured mc," Zan-Buk altocurctcnit, bums, b'uUes, itlfTnefn, ecuma, ulcers, chafed places Kre feet, rough red sktQ patches and all skin injuries and diseases. Druggitts and stores at joc. a box* or ZoinBuk Co., Toronta 3 bos far $1.35. Dyeing I Gleaning I tor kk* ••ri kM« m* row wok to tb* ••â- imtN AMERICAH lYIINO ••.• I<Mk fw fmi la f" towa, or mil4 dint*. MMiUMl^T«roo<«« Ottawa, Q«eka% F ITS DR.KLINE'SGREAr NERVE RESTORES •3 TRIAL EOTTLE FREE 8«nt thrimgh < anadia-i .\geucjf Permanent Cuie, not only temporary relier, for ^erTOlli diifaMt-i. Epii*pi7. >puDis, »t. Vitus' Ujn:* DvbUitjr, Rseau«tioD. Fouoded 1871* DR. H. R. KLINS, Ltd, •31 Arch St| Philadelphia: Falrbanks-Mo'^6 Jack-of-all-Traden Oaiiollne ICu- â- . grind f«ed, Ao., rhe damtinU. ua tO'day. aud n«t rill seud you our frd« catalogue. gine to saw wood, pump irater. Nama. AddreM_ Th« OanadUut FalrlkAiiks Oo., Umltttd, Toronto, ObI Huatroal. Wlnuipeg, Vaocjurer. A.J.PATTISON&CO., 33-35 SCOTT ST., TORONTO. Bonds and Stocks Bought and Sold on all all Exchanges Correspondents - Chas. Head & Co., riembera New York and Boston Stock Exchanges. PANGO For Neuralgia, Headache, Rheumatism, Pain, Etc. 50 CENTS. ALL DRUQQISTS, OR The Pango Company, Toronto WHOLlaALB LYMAN DROS. & CO^ Toro.ito and MonlrraJ; LV^:AN KNOX ft CLAItKSON. Toronto; NATIONAL DRfG CO., London. FREE CATALOGUE A JEWELLERY SURPRISE John Wnuless * Co., Toronto's Oldest and most reliable Jewellers have disposed of thiir warehouse and will sell out the whole of their immense stock by October ist. Unheard of bargains are being offered in Wutchesi, RiU^S* Silverware, i'iockM and so forth. You Should Get Some of Them WANLESS & CO., ESTABLISHED 1840 168 YONQE ST., TORONTO - DODiys '; ^m D N ET Larder G^ty Gold Mines LIMITED. (No Personal Liability) Authorized Capital, - $4,000,000.00 Directorsâ€" President. Arthur Dinnis, contractor, Toronto: Vice-President, A. S. Wigmore, Manager Holmes Electric & Protection Co., Toronto; Secretary-Treasurer, Fred Armstrong contractor, Toronto; F. H. Herbert, architect and engineer Toronto; J. C. Holtby, contractor, Toronto; George Duthie, manager Roofers Supply Co., Toronto; J. H. Tigha, miner. Larder City. Bankersâ€" The Grown Bank, Toronto, ^ Auditorâ€" Henry Barber, Toronto. The property consists of ?s 40-acre claims immediately ad- mg th.- ,i.,.v famous Harris Maxwell and upon the same joining tin ISSUE NO. SS~OS. joining the un.y famous Harris Maxwell and upon amount of ilovclopment should prove equally as good 100,000 shares are now offered to the public at 13 cen.s per share. Do not lose this golden opj.ortunity of investing in one of the most promising properties in the district. For full nar- ticulars apply to *^ HEMU F. DAHRELL . . FISCAL AGENT. No. 8 Colbor nc Street, Toiouto. â- â- Â»>v . â€" '•

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