> SPRING REMINDERS | 5 i os Raw, Damp Weather Starts the Pain, But the Trouble Lies in the Blood. Changeable spring weather, often raw, cold and damp, is pretty sure _ to bring a time of misery to people who suffer from rheumatism. But {t must be borne in mind that it is not the weather that causes rheu- matism, the trouble is rooted in the blood---the damp, changeable weather merely starts the aches and often almost unbearable pains go- ing The trouble must be reached through the blood, and the poison- ous rheumatic acids driven ont. This is @ medical truth every rheu- matic sufferer should realize. Li- niments, outward applications and sv-ealled electric appliances, never did, and never can, cure rheuma- tism. The sufferer is only wasting valuable time and money with this soct of treatment, and all the time the trouble is becoming more firm- ly rooted--and harder to. cure. There is just one sure way to cure rheumatism--Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. They act directly on the im- pure, weak, acid-tainted blood. They purify and strengthen it and 80 root out the cause of rheumatism. Mr. John Finnamore, Marysville, OF RHEUMATISM| FILLING THE HOSPITALS MODERATE DRINKING EVIL IS MOST INSIDIOUS, A Doctor Says i fas Same BEffect on Living Tissue asx Aleohol | Pickling. Moderate drinking has the same effect on man's tissues as aleohol pickling does on pathological speci- mens in medical laboratories. Mod- erate drinking is one of the most insidious causes of many of the dis- eases of modern life. This, in sub- stance, is what Dr. W. Gilman Thompson of the Cornell Medical School in New York visiting physi- cian in the Bellevue and Presby- terian hospitals, said to a group of Cornell students at Ithaca the other day. He said: : "Lhe effects of moderate drink- ing are insidious. A man may nev- er in his life become intoxicated and still fall prey to disease because of his indulgence in alcohol. The abuse of aleoholic beverages exerts a pro- found influence upon modern life. Probably men have always drunk too much. NOT HEREDITARY. "No one has a hereditary cray- ing for alcohol. There is no more physiological reason for such an inheritance than for inheriting a N. B,, says:--"I was laid up with rheumatic fever for a year, and for eight months of that time I could not go about. My blood had seemed to turn to water, and the pain I en- dured was at times almost unendur- taste for apple pie. A man may in- herit his grandfather's wine cellar or his mental weakness, but he only displays that weakness when he elaims that he was born with a crav- ing in his throat which makes him alte. the doctor's care I was not regain- ing my strength and I decided to give Dr. Williams' trial. I took altogether nine boxes and they simply worked wonders in| bringing back my lost strength. I still take the Pills occasionally as I am working in a saw mill where the work is pretty heavy.' Not only rheumatic sufferers, but all who have any trouble due to weak, watery blood, will find a cure through Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. It is because of their direct action on the blood that these Pills cure such troubles as anaemia, indiges- tion, general weakness, neuralgia, and the aches, pains and secret treubles women folk alone know. Give Dr. Williams' Pink Pills a fair trial, and they will not disappoint yor. or by mail at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 from The Dr. Wil- liams' Medicine Co., Brockvule, Ont, a "------ Mamma--"I am delighted at the | interest my boy is taking in his writing. He spends two hours a day at it." Visitor--' teally ? How Strange! How did you get him to do it?' to write me out a list of everything he wants for his birthday, and he's still at it." 7. -- J. FEFFF FFF Hoses eee eesgy A WORD TO MOTHERS, + No matter whether baby is t sick or well, Baby's Own Tab- Bs lets should be kept in the + home always. They not only + curé the minor troubles to, which babyhood and child-+ hood is subject, but will pre- + vent them coming on if the child is given an occasional + dose of the medicine. Mrs. + Geo. T. Walker, Mascouche t Rapids, Que., says :--"I have + used Baby's Own Tablets for + constipation and other disor- ders of childhood and am so + pleased with them that I al- + ways keep the Tablets in the + house." Sold by medicine + dealers or by mail at 25 cents ¢ a box from The Dr. Williams' + Medicine Co., Brockville, + Ont. p FHFHFFF tresses esos seen irda Mike kee ce THE NATURAL PLACE. "Where should a vesse ter the teeth of a gale?' "T don't know, unless it is in the mouth of a river." we 1 encoun- Marion Bridge, ©. f., May 30, '02. 1 have handled MINARD'S LINIMENT daring the past year. It is always the first: Linirnent asked for here, and un- questionably the best seller of all the Notwithstanding I was under | ink Pills a! Sold by all medicine dealers! Mamma--"Oh, I told him! different from other men. Our mod- ern social conditions, from poverty j to affluence, result in an enormous jamcunt of occupational disease, di- lrectly attributable to alcohol. "I do not now refer to the com- 'mon drunkard, but to the kind of cases that fill our hospitals and in- }sane asylums as the result of the jlong continued da y indulgence in too much strong drink. |sidious effects of alcohol could be Popes. : | eliminated from our wards in Bel- | levue Hospital, we would close two- thirds of them. | FILLS HOSPITALS. "'Dropsy, hardening of the liver, }coma, partial paralysis, ete., fill jour hospitals with moderate drink- ) ers. These men do not take enough jto befuddle the brain, but it pro- jduces fatal structural changes in the body. "If you will look in the labora- |tory you will find that to harden € | pathological specimens of tissues of | |the body the professor places them jin alcohol. |his own tissues in alcohol is more islowly, but none the less surely | producing cirrhosis of the tissues of ihis arteries, liver and other organs. CONCERNING FOuD. | "Overindulgence in food may be |as harmful as indulgence in drink. ' ""A large part of modern diseas- | es are caused by the use of illum- inating gas, paint and even cook- jing materials. generally affected. Mercury, ar- senic, lead and tin poisoning is not uncommon. Lead poison first in- capacitates the workman; it may eventually kill him. Periodical ex- amination would saye many work- men from death. Tin poison from focoe is cooked and allowed to stand in tin vessels and copper poisoning from the same cause is dangerous. Zine lined refrigerators also con- tribute their dangers." BRUIN'S BUTTONS. fhe iuspector in a certain school asked "he boys he was examining: "Can you take your warm over- coat off?" 'Yes, sir," was the "Can the bear take overcoat off ?" Wo, sir? "Why not ?' There was silence for a while, and then a little boy spoke up: "'Please, sir, because God's made him without any buttons.' CURED OF LAME BACK WHEN 84, |Mr. Samuel Martin, of Strathroy, Ont., | passed twenty years of his life in misery, suffering tortures from lame_ back. He tried nearly all advertised remedies and household recipes, but received no benefit from any of them. Some months ago, secing Gin Pills ad- vertised, Mr. Martin purchased , a box. The relief which Mr. Martin experienced after he had taken one box, Was 80 great that he knew he had found the right remody at last. He used two mote boxes response, his warm diseases of | If the in-| "The man who habitually bathes| Workmen are most| RHEUMATISM WEATHER THiS BUT DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS AL- WAYS CURE RHEUMATISM. What They Did for W. TW. Craine, and Why They Always Cure Rheumatism--They Remove the Cause. Toronto, Ont., Mar. 21 (Special). --In these days of sudden changes of temperature known to so many suffering people as Rheumatism weather the experience of W. 4. Craine, of 103 Gladstone Ave., this city, is of widespread interest. Mr. Craine sufiered from Rheumatism. He is cured and he knows the cure. It was Dodd's Kidney Pills. "Yes, [ know Dodd's Kidney Pills cured my Rheumatism,' Mr. Craine states. "For after I start- ed taking them I used no other me- ;dicine. I never cease recommend- 'ing Dodd's Kidney Pills to my frie ds."' Dodd's Kidney Pills cure Rheu- ;matism by putting the Kidneys in condition to strain the uric acid out of the blood. It is uric acid in the blcod that causes Rheumatism. Cold or damp causes it to crystal-) lize at the muscles and joints and then comes -those tortures every jrhcumatic knows only too well | Dodd's Kidney Pills cure Rheuma- jtism by curing the Kidneys. The ;cured Kidneys remove the cause of {the Rheumatism. , RSET Mas * GF cnet Sar inka {TOCKs, Members Toronto Stock Ezchange. Safe Investments Write for our weekly circular on securitias. Refer as to standing to any bank. We have moved to $0 Bay St., To ronto. our new building, "TI wonder if that rich uncle of Wilson's remembered him when he made his will? Wilson used to sing to him.'? 'He must have; he didn't leave Wilson a penny." Welcome as Senshine after a storm is the reliof when an obstinate, pitiless cough has been driven away by Allen's Lung Balsam. No opium in it. The good effect lasts. Take a bottle home with you this day. Great story about rubber prices going still higher. This yarn is not stretched. gees TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY: Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine TaBlets, Druggists refund money ifit fails to cure. KH. W. GROVE'S signature ja on each box '25e. A man is never a man until he is married, and then he ceases to be one, There is nothing equal to Mo- thes Graves' Worm Exterminator for destroying worms. No article of its kind has given such satisfac- tien. Some people's only aim in life is to look for a larger target. Minard's Liniment fer Sale Everywhera. -- TRAPPED. | } \ "T always was lucky," said a 'tramp to his pal. 'I don't see," ireplied the other, "how you can jsay that. Here you are, all run jdown, and not knowin' where your j Next meal's comin' from." "That's ae tI tell you. It's just plain good iluck. Wot if I was healthy, and thad a big appetite ?" PILES CURED at HOMEby 'New Absorption Method | | / i | If you suffer from bleeding, itch- ing, blind or protruding Piles, send ime your address, and I will' tell lyou how to cure yourself at home iby the new absorption treatment; land will also send some of this |home treatment free for trial, with references from your own locality if requested. |permanent cure assured. Send no ;money, but tell others of this of- fer. Write to-day to Mrs. M. Sum- ; mers, Box P. 720, Windsor, Ont. | | | 'a hot old time. | Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, Etc. | The man who respects the law | need not fear it. We Mako the Emphatic Statem D&I" Menthol Plaster will | ent that "The do raore to relieve : himbago aud kindred ny other plaster. 250 tins and $1 All druggista, asked | neuralgia, lame back, | troubles than a | yd. rolls. | | Soe Jenks, as he case in hand, "can a cowhide in a boot shop?' Binks wasn't at all slow. 'No,' he said; "'but calf- skin,'? | 1 ft | These Pills Cure Rheumatism.-- |'Tc the many who suffer from theu- | matism a trial of Parmelee's Vege- {table Pills is recommended. They have pronounced action upon the liver and kidneys: and by regulating the action of these organs act as an alternative in preventing the ad- mixture of uric acid and blood that causes this painful disorder. They must be taken according to direc- tions and used steadily and they will speedily give evidence of their beneficial effects. Few men kaye the courage to ad- mit they are cowards. L St n 1 often means sudden illness, Painkiller is all that is needed to ward it off. Unequalled for cramps and diarrhoea Avoid ole hata thore is but one " Painkiller "--Porry via', A Sudgen bhi You might do worse than e gerate the goodness of your frie ae Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff. x ON XAaZ nds, Tt doesn't take much work to con- vince a man that he needs a rest. 2 Only One 'BROMO QUININE" That fs LAXATIVE BROMO QUT for the signature of BE. W. GROV world over to Cure a Cold in One D: Look d the 25c, INK. E. Use AY. , Immediate relief and | Cold cash is responsible for many | walked into Bink's shop, sample-} | Your Eyes and in Ba Of the two men standing at a street corner, one was one of those ;smart fellows who are always ach- jing to display their smartness. | "Watch me take a rise out of ihim!? he muttered to his compan- }ion as a ragged old tramp hove in sight, and started to recite the usual tale of pathos. "Why, that's not the same story you told me last time you accosted me," said the brainy one, when the vagrant had run down. The latter looked at him in sor- rowful silence for a moment. Then he asked: 'Mebbe not--mebbe not! But I | don't remember speaking to you. | When was it?' |. "Last week." "That explains it. lton mecting you," | quiet retort. jlast week." I'd. forgot- was the tramp's "T was in prison all es eee set TASTED GOOD. William and Lawrence were in the habit of saving a part of their dessert from ths evening dinner for ;corsumption the next morning, and in accordance with this custom two smal] cakes had been placed in. the evacker-jar for them. William, be- ing the first up on the following |morning and being hungry, went ito the jar. He found only one cake, land a large piece had been bitten jout of that. Full of wrath, he went |up-stairs and roused his brother. i 'Say!' he demanded. "I want to know who took that big bite out} of my cake!' "T did,"' sleepily answered Law- rence, | "'What'd you do that for?' | 'Well, when I tasted it I found jit was your cake, and so I et the other one."' | | i | | es Free to Our Readers, Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, | for 48-page illustrated Eye Book Frea, | Write all about Your Eye Trouble and | they will advise as to the Proper Applica. | tion of the Murine Eye Remedies in Your | Special Case. Your Druggist will tell you | that Murine Relieves Sore Eyes, Strength. ;ens Weak Eyes, Doesn't Smart, Soothes ; Bye Pain, and sells for 0c. Try It in by's Byes for Scaly tion, | Eyelids and Granula Miss Fisher--"Quite a confiden- tial chat you were having with Miss Kulcher. I fear you'll find me dull by comparison." Mr. Blunt--"Not } atall. It's a relief te talk to a girl} who isn't clev--that is--er--not at all Not*at all.'? \ ONE TO MARY JANE. Mrs. Tartly and Mary Jane had arrived at the parting of the ways, and the mistress thought she could with-safety indulge in a few caustic remarks, "Now that you are going, Mary Jane,"' she said, "I hope you will leave in a respectable manner. You remember when You came your box wes brought in a whéelbarrow. 1 would not have mentioned it, but I am afraid some of our friends might see you." "that's all right, mum," answer- ed Mary Jane serenely. "My new master and missus are waiting for me in their motor-car down the street." "Why don't they drive up to the front door?' asked Mrs. Tartly, "Well, mum," said Mary Jane blandly, "I expect they don't want people to think they are visiting here !"' cox Cemented Holloway's Corn Cure is the me- dicine to remove all kinds of corns and warts, and only costs the small sum of twenty-five cents. The small streams that feed a river make its smooth water. By Eribing the Nerves with opium you may stopa cough, but the inflauimation goes from bad to worse. Allen's Lang Balsam, coutaining no opium, goes to the root of the trouble and cures deep-seated aifections of throat aad lungs, Beautiful Widow--"Do you know, I am forty years old to-day?' Gal- fant Bachelor--"Madam, yon just twenty. than half of what I hear." Kidneys Wrong ?---- danger. If they are, you are in 1 disease When through weakness or ' the kidneys fail to filter the im- purities from the blood, trouble comes aft once, Backache, Rhenma- tism, . Sciatica, Gravel, Diabetes, tall Stones and the deadly Bright's Disease are some of the results of neglected kidneys. Dr. | Morse's Indian Root Pills contain a most effective diuretic which strength- ens and stimulates the kidneys so that they do their work thorough- ly and well. Try Dr. Morse's indian Root Pills As the Oil Rubs in, the Pain tubs Out.--Applied to the seat of a& pain in any part of the body the skir absorbs the soothing liniment under brisk friction and the patient obtains almost instant relief. The results of the use of Dr. Thomas' Eclectrie Oil have surprised many Warren, Ont. Aue Feb. 11th. "Y had a horse that had a Spavin for a , long tine aud I had tried nearly every kind of medicine when a neighbor told me to nae Kendall's Spayin Cure, which I did aad it ected wonderiully." M. ROSENTHAL, Kendall's Spavin Cure is no untried experiment, but isthe world's staudard remedy for all Swellings, Soft Bunches and Lameness in horse aad maa. Used the world over for 40 years. 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