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Lumbago S1IZE â€" Pains 9,, TEMpPpLETON‘S RHEWUMATIC CcCAPSULES â€" 31 â€" Neuritis Neuralgia YOou_â€">or L1‘ Then he rose to And he pressed wall, And said to th the bell, *‘*Escort this fe Slowilv Jiggs tu straight St. Peter sat quiet and st: staff, And in spite of his office, h laugh ; *‘*Who‘s tending this gate, They‘re cut t« ward toss, But, St. Peter, 1 need him here, And hopé you can see your way clear, * ()n earth I bore a heavy eross, (Giive me in heaven still Jiggs to boss. I‘ve brought my rolling pin, plates and jars, To keep him from dodging among the stars. ‘‘But say, St. Peter, is seems to me, This gate isn‘t kept as it ought to be, You ought to stand right by the opening there, And never sit down in that easy chair. And say, St. Peter, my sight is dimâ€" med, But I don‘t like the way vour whisâ€" Thev‘d late, Which is a sin all women hate, But at last when he did come home, The rolling pin went straight through his dome. I know him, St. Peter, know him well, To eseape from me he would go to hell ; bhore. He gadded around with Dinty Moore. He made a practice of staying out So I don‘t know whether he‘ll pass or not f He never could pray with an earnâ€" est vim, Or go to revival or join our hymn, While I the sins of my neighbours I‘ve shown them to do, tew. If they‘d pass i I‘ve marked the Laid out the pl: ‘areer; I‘ve talked and 1 and long. For my voice is are strong, So, good St. Pete The gate of heave But Jiggs, here 1 Hasn‘t walked in And alwa I‘ve told When the I‘ve told them ‘Bout Ad fall. woke, ; And Jiggs kept still while Maggie spoke. **O thou who guardest the gate,"‘‘ said she, ‘* We two come hither beseeching thee, To let us enter the heavenly land, Our harps to play with the ~angel band. Of me, St. Peter, there is no doubt, There‘s nothing from heaven to bar There‘s nothing from heaven to me out. I‘ve been to meetings three time chin. While Jiggs was short and thick and stout, And his stomach was built so_ it rounded out, His face was pleasant and all the while, He wore a kindly gentle smile, The choir in the distance the echoes Perhaps many will remember when the following poem was going the rounds of the press, though in slightly different form. The present version deals with the modern pair, *‘ Maggie and Jiggs.‘‘ An old friend of The Advance who encountered it in an eastern local newspaper kindly left it with The Advance. It is published herewith for ‘the entertainment of readers in general and as a warning to all of the ‘‘Maggie‘‘ dispositionâ€" St,. Peter stood guard at the Golden Gate, wilh a soleéemn mien and an air seâ€" date, When up on the top of the golden stair, Maggie and Jiggs ascending there, Applied for admission ; they came and M agg With With stood, Before St. Peter, so great and good ; In hope the city of peace to win, And asked St. Peter to let them in. Fate of a Modern Pair As Outlined by the Revival of a Good Old Poem. MAGGIE AND JIGGS AT [RE GATES DF REAVEN THE PORCUPINE ADVANCE, TIMMINS, ONTARIO wWAs ol ag0o kers way, smokes and swears, and grave faults he‘s got, week, l()()k are trimmed solemn mien and an air seâ€" sat quiet and stroked his ys d rise up and speak, the sinners about the day, y‘d repent of their evil way. my neighboursâ€"I‘ve told all, am and Eve and thePrimal sCragqo pass in with the chosen d the path of duty clear, he plans of their whole too wide temale around to hell‘ turned his habit bent the imp who answere t. Peter to let them in. tall and dark and thin, agely on her is good and my lungs better his stature tall, the button upon the alked to them loud what they‘d office, he had to with an out € have in m ELE ET IEE A farmer rushed up to the home of a doctor in the village late one night and asked him to come at onee to a distant _ farmhouse. The â€" doctor hitched up his horse and they dnove furiously to the farmer‘s home. Upâ€" on their arrival the farmer asked: ‘‘"How much is your fee, Doctor?"‘ ‘‘Three dollars,"" said the physician m surprise. ‘‘Here you are,"" handing over the money : : blamed liv eryman wantâ€" ed five dollars to drive me home.‘ â€"Sample Case. [t is most remarkablkle so many women are having their hair bobbed when there‘s no daw against it. sharpâ€" Ho! Angel Gabriel! Give him a harp! A jeweled harp with a golden string, (Good SNir, pass in where the angels sing.‘‘ And Gabriel gave him a seat alone, One with a cushion up near the throne, ‘‘Call up some angels to play their best, Poor Jiggs has certainly earned a rest. See that on the finest ambrosia he feeds, He‘s had about all the hell he needs. [t isn‘t hardly the thing to doâ€" To roast him on earth and in future {oo."" And Jiggs looked down from high level, Slowly to himself he spake, ‘‘Thirty years with that woman there! No wonder the man hasn‘t any hair! Swearing is wicked, smoking‘s not Thirtyv there, Saw that the top of his was bare ; He called the old man back and said: ‘"Jiggs, how long hast thou been wed ?"*‘ ‘*Thirty years,""‘ (with a heavy sigh), And then he thoughtfully added ‘*Why?"‘ St. Peter was silent with head bowed down, He raised his hand and seratched his erown ; Then seeming a different thought to take, Slowly to himself he spake, good ; He smoked and swore, I should think he would. Thought To follow wherever Maggie went ind St. Peter standing on ight of Mag for the devil Veal THANKS, DOC agolie with and felt sorry tongue duty The following letter needs no comment from us. We leave Mr. Sinclair to tell you about his exâ€" perience in his own words,â€""I was very much run down and nervous following a railway accident some years ago. Medicines failed to give me any real help, so to try Carnol. Idid not have any faith in patent medicines, but a friend of mine said Carnol was far superior to any other of the soâ€"called patent medicines. ‘Give it a trial,‘ he said, ‘and let me know the results.‘ 1 am glad to say this wonderful medicine has donefor me what noâ€" other medicine has done, and it therefore gives me great pleasure to give this cvidence. in {favor" of=â€"Carnol. "I would advise all business men who feel, after the strenuous life of the world, that they need a building up fonic, to take Carnol.. It isson‘ly by giving it a fair trial that thoey wiil know its splendid qualities, After using the first bottle 3 noticed a marked improvement. My appetite improved and after the seâ€" cond bottle I could eat like a horse, cven raw potatoes and onions would be as welcome as apples. 1 slept like a log and after a refreshing 1 was able to take up the strenuous work of the hustling inâ€" surance agent. This work calls for considerable nervous energy in closâ€" ingâ€" business «and 1: can say, with confidence, Carnol has no superior in the medicine line. I would sugâ€" gest that your company give this letter a most conspicuous place, so that everyone may know what a zreat medicine is before the public as: a }restorativetonic‘ and flesh builder. I say, with all confidence, I owe my life to Carnol. Nothing equals this medicine."â€"Gordon M. Sinclair, Chatham, N.B. 1â€"24 Following a railway acciâ€" dent, after other medecines failed, he got relief from two bottles of Carnol. "Owe my life to Carnol," says Mr. Sinclair EfiPLETT'S DAIRY? " YOUR MILKMAN" J Opp. Woolworth‘s, 12 Third Ave. Phone 77 Specialist in Plate Work Crown and Bridge ork.