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allure. IcGinnis, an’ your hoe ll 0 regular map av Ireland. Main ,0 an. Larry. on’ I I). plan!- .’ pout!“ In the old lad. B 5 THE ONLY THING TO DO. {'- ‘hat did you proposo to her (or, .hflcoto-y that homtmy of um words profane. yet W. M to tell 0! Just cut but]! whenhvntto’dbthotnia. ”M'smmmtona then-tun we. word 0! bad nah; no he mainland 1". “I would liki to [o to the tan of h the ticket luauâ€"u they can canâ€"gave g boom and angry hoot. tad sevetely grow!- od 3. u Good he could, "30 Inch town is 'câ€"chreycood.beltumaod.vuobt- h. to. to them. but his good intm my men]: but when he went to Multanâ€"u. Expensive. ”the work of legislating for thls na- tion and for all the states of thls great union Is very upenslve,” oald Mr. Barley. “Yes. the frames must come high,” added Mrs. Darley. “The frames?” ‘11”. every hlll ls framed. as you ill see by the newspaper reports.”â€" '0"th an Old Slur. “That red haired girl from Chicago hoisted upon going to the ball as Cin- derella." “Who was the prince '2” “There wasn't any prince. They couldn't find anybody strong enough to am the class flipper nronnd."â€"Cleve- 1'10 Weather Ian. “Is the weather man tn?” asked the bustling stranger. “No; he’s away 0! in Alaska,” to- plied the assistant. “Well, maybe he didn't think of his qutroundlngs, but I Just had to think a little of what surrounded me." dear ? It. Suhbubs-Oh, that doesn’t mat- ter. What do you think? I found a golf ball I lost last summer. n. Autoent. “Of course I am master In my own Muse.” said Mr. Meekton a little In. agnantly. “How do you manage It?" “I tell Henrietta to do Just a: ll). please- tud she goes ahead and doe. .- Ibo ticket man ood Ms plan and m- m. with 3 vi “I believe that you want : ticket to mate! thinly-blah- duh-blink!” “Naw. she's no good! She don't Iva-I when l aoueeze her.” “Oh. well. you weren't looking for my Interruption, at any rate, when the nan sprang out Into the road and tried to stop you.” “That‘s right.” “George of course was unarmed Joy Enough. ' Mrs. Subbubsâ€"l'ou didn’t get much pleasure out of your walk, did you. “I knew he was away of! some- where.” «aid the strange: as he hustled Ile ?" “Oh. no. not thinking of nothing. not by a good deal.” “Nothing connected with your aur- mndlngs, I mean.” Mrs. Snbbuboâ€"But that shower or nln. See how wet you are. I know he had.” Then somehow the blushed. ill-understood. “As I understand it you and George lore riding along in the sleigh think- Ing of nothing when”â€" rub! No I’d] place!” And the (gum. he. was Iem a he aid, “Sud; bash!” Then out Petey mailed like u gentle cm and PERCY GOOD’S DILEMMA. Mr. Subbubs (beamingly)â€"Indeed “Don’t y on l “to your pu ssy . Job 0 “Oh. no. he wasn't. He had arms. iifi Icocldn’t think at anything ..to nay. and the silence was be. m ”0-W- on this mute." and any begun to turn. but a happy w: came to him wit. and In aid, it'o wrong with you?” yelled (9» agent through the window. "Slipped your trol- ley!” “No. air." said Good, “but. indeed. I fluid the to go to Amster-gofly." out at here!” with . nor-M our. the ttchot an aid. “scat!” 11m: Percy noon- od tn a vote. that ground. “Do you know at Anna-dun” you." aid Good. “you have understood" And be hurried to the tram. but the agent's Me. n he left the place. was that o! I ma “To Good new red: than he hung'hh head IN FERTILE SOIL. What‘s the toe? The Surgeonâ€"Miss Jinkina, you may bring a sling. This man’ 8 arm is pretty ‘badly fracturqd. TREES AS PURIFIEBS. There is nothing like a tree to keep air pure, remarks e Ieientist. Its leaves decompose carbonic acid. The volume of carbonic acid exhaled by a human being in 24 hour! is roughly estimated at 14!) gallons, If a single tree of moderate size were growing where a dozen or 20 men were sleep- ing the purifying action of its leaves would insure the air being kept fresh. Americans are the greatest beefeat- ers in the world. Their average con- sumption is 175 pounds of meat a year. The English come next, lwlth an aver- age of a little over 110 pounds. The French eat only half as much meat as the English, and the people of Ger- many, Austria and Italy etill lees. - Thé Patiehtâ€"Au’, miss, av yo plate, put more phiskey than wather in it. Little Freddieâ€"Please. Mr. Drug- giat, papa wants a bottle of liniment, and mamma wants a bottle at china cement right away. Dunstanâ€"All right. What’s wrong! Freddieâ€"Mammal hit papa with the sugar bowl. Certainly not, answered the titled young gentleman. I scorn the sun- pEcion. As I understand the situa- tion, your daughter hasn’t much much money anyhow. You are the one we are looking to. What kind of paintings did you lay they were, Frances i said a mother to a small daughter who was describing a “ view” to which she had been in- vitae. I want you to tell me candidly whe- ther you want to marry my daugh- ter: for)!” money. my misery, I was attacked with rheumatism. and this was closely fol- lowed by stomach trouble. My joints and limbs became swollen and Iwas almost helpless. I suffered from nausea and a decided loathing for food. I became very thin, and was constantly troubled with cold sweats. At different times I was treated by three physicians without receiving anything in the way of permanent benefit. I grew despondent and beâ€" gan to think that I would always be a sufferer, when one day my druggist advised me to! try Dr. M'illiams’ Pink Pills. He said that within“ his knowledge there was not a case where the pills had been used but what benefit had followed, and he added: “That is saying alot in their favor, for I have sold over five thou- sand boxes, and have not had acom- plaint from anyone.” Following his advice, I procured a supply of the pills, and after a few weeks I could note an improvement in my condi- tion. By the time I had taken eight boxes of the pills the neuralgia and rheumatism had entirely disappeared, and my stomach was once more in a healthy condition. My appetite im- proved, and I gained in weight and strength daily. It is now over two years since [discontinued the use of the pills, and all that time I have eujeyed the best of health and haven't felt an ache or pain. so that Ithink that I am safe in saying that my care is permanent. In fact, eight boxes of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills ac- complished what three doctors had failed to do, and I feel I am justified in warmly recommending them to others.” AFTER SEVEN YEARS OF GREAT SUFFERING. It. Ia-fltol Waters, of lldgevllle. 1'02]. of Ila Belle! from Nostalgia, Blue-un- mm and ”omen ‘l'rouble Through the Agency of Dr. WDIIIIII' Plul PIlls. For years Mr. Hamilton Waters. the well-known cattle buyer of Ridgcville. Ont.. was an acute suf- ferer from neuralgia. which was later complicated with rheumatism and stomach trouble. But now, thanks to Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills,,he is en- joying the best of health. Speaking of his illness and subsequent cure, Mr. Waters aaid;â€"“For seven.years I suffered great agony from neuralgia. the pains were of a darting, excruci- ating nature, and for daya ata time would be so great that; I feared I would lose my reason. To increase The] were these impressionleu paintinp, mammal. A very high medical authority has said that “neuralgia is a cry of the nerves for better blood." Rheuma- tism is also recognized as a disease of the blood, and it is because Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are above all things a blood-making and blood-en- riching medicine. that they so speed- ily cure these troubles. But you must“ get the genuine, with the full name Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People printed on the wrapper around the box. If in doubt, send direct to the Dr. \Villiams' Medicine Co., Brock- ville, 0nt., and the pills will besent postpaid at 50 cents a box or Ii: boxes {or 02.50. HE WANTED A WHISKY SLING. Permanently Cured GOOD NAME FOR IT. GREAT SURPRISE. REMEDIES \VANTED. REFUTATION. Three of Them Were Taken Up In Rapid Succession. Sunday among the staid burgherél of Holland gave Mr. Clifton Johnson an opportunity to see three church collections taken up in rapid succesJ sion. He had asked to be. directed to a characteristic country church in an outlying village. As a result he went by train from. Leyden to a lit- tle place with an unpronounceable. name, where there was a church as severe in its simplicity or the meet- ing houses of colonial New England. It resembled them, too, in its chil- liness; for there was no attempt at warming it, and the people were de- pendent upon foot-stoves of the old- flnahiaomed type. Several score of these little boxes stood in the church entry, neatly piled against the wall, ready to be filled wit-h smoldering peat and supplied to the worshipers as they carne i:_n. Ah. 1: you knew how lost and lone I watch and weep and wait for you, You'd pres my heart close to your own Tm love had healed me through and through. ll you but knew! J9, -Nathllde Blind in New York Tflbm ‘|__" A Why Both Women l'elt Better After an Explan‘ntlon Was Made. There is an innate satisfaction in the possession of the genuine. On the other hand, there is a grateful sense of an- periority in having got the better of some one in the palming OR of the artificial. So it is really rather difficult to decide offhand whether it is more pleasing to ex- hibit the true or the spurious. As a mat- ter of fact, the latter is of such skillful contrivance these days as to make it al- most impossible of detection. “me 'thé time for the collection arrived, a man started out from the railed-oft space before the pulpit, which smog _wasl_qcogpied _by_ thy: 6‘15!- m. and with a black pocket at the end or! an eight-toot pole proceeded to his task. With this accesm'ry he reached Mar to the end of n pew, only ho Ind to ha «urn! not to hit At a recent Saturday evening “at home,” a function at which the ever pres- ent chafing dish plays an important part, the appearance of the hostess was-ad- mirably set 'ofi by the delicately tinted tea rose. fragrant, modest and bewitch- ing. which peeped out from the artistical- ly arranged coils of copper colored hair. \Vherever the hostess moved, there moved masculine admiration and feminine envy. The rose, with its unassertive scent, was just the touch necessary to the success of the Grecian toilet. CHURCH COLLECTIONS IN HOLLAND. “Good night, dear. And how charming you looked with that lovely rose in your hair.” “Oh, I am so glad you liked it,” said the other in an embarrassed sort of way. She hesitated a minute, glanced at the red rose on the head of her guest. and then said, “0: course you know it is an imitation.” Yet she was not happy. She felt that the hostess had outstripped her in the matter of hair ornament. When admir- ing glances were turned her way, she heeded them not, because she imagined they were comparing glances and not signs of approval; that their casters were contrasting her unfavorably with the hostess, who wore the tea rose. And so, after a time, when the hour for going home came, the young matron was moved. In spite of herself, to concede to the hostess: “You don’t say so!” exclaimed the call- er. “Ob,” said the young woman, in a burst of unwanted frankness, “miue’s artificial “Yes, and I have been embarrassed all evening thinking how unnatural it must look beside your lovely red rose." and Ceylon Green. Samples on applloattou. Adam “ SAMBA," ‘l’oronu. Among the guests was a young matron of classic features and raven hair. As it happened. she was the only one of the invited who wore a rose in her hair. A blood red specimen glenmed and shone in the folds of its dusky environment, and the woman was very good to look upon as she moved across the room. Others had carried bouquets in their hands, but she alone wore a rose in her hair. GEYLUN AND INDIA TEA, GREEN OR BLACK. ' Trade is Confederating the Empire. . Britain is Canada’s best . customer. Britain cannot buy if she does not sell. lloo TEA Grown In a lritloh colony by British capital. And all the way home she felt better than she had felt during the evening. “SALADA Ah, if you knew how sick and now My life flag: (or the want at you, Straightway you'd enter at the door And clasp my hand between your two. I! you but knew! Ah, 1! you knew how soon and late My eyes long for a sight of you, Sometimes in passing by my gate You'd linger until {:11 o! dew. § 11 you but knew! 7' TWO RED ROSES. LONGING. , , Ceylon You we sold In sound load puck“. only, novor In bulk. Black. Mixed or uncal- Nor was this the and, for the sec- ond collector Imam sooner got a good start than a third Stepped out from the pulpit front with has and Many people lvho hold the shark in fear and trembling would hardly be- lieve that its carcass is highly valued for commercial purposes but, as a matter of fact, thousands of sharks are annually cut up and the skins dried and sold. The drying process makes the skin as hard as ada- mant and as smooth as mother-of- pearl .The material is known as "whagrcen," and is used mostly for making whip handles and covering in- strument cases. It is also used by cabinet makers for polishing the woods. The fins are made into a glue that is used very extensively by silk manufacturers. A Toronto Contractor who was Never Without Pain {or Years. and who had lany Times to Quit \Vorkâ€"Dodd's Rm. Icy l'llb made him Well. Toronto, Ont., April 15.â€"Special.â€"- At No. 86 Lippincott street, in this city, resides Mr. W. J. Keane. Mr. Keane is a contractor and is one of the best known men in his line of business in Toronto. It is hard to understand how any- one will continue to suffer from Lame Back or any other symptom of Kidney Trouble after 80 many frank and full statements by men well known in all walks of life, that Dodd’s Kidney Pills have cured them. Everybody in the congregation put in something, and the collector made 9. little how every time a coin jingled in the pocket. He had gone about half-way round when another elder started out with another hog and pole.- The writer wondered he had not start- ed before. His purpose. however, wu not to help his fellow collector to; tin- iah the work. Instead. he started when the other had begun and pass- ed the bag to the sum» people; and every one dropped in a coin as faith- fully as (be had done the_ tirg} time. “ I have been a great sufferer with pains in my back in the region of my kidneys. I was very sick, and at times could not attend to my work at all. "I used altogether seven boxes be- fore being completely cured. Since then I have never been sick 9. day. I have never had the slightest indica- tion of a return of the trouble.” some worship" with the but end while making big short reaches. Like many other successful men, Mr. Keane has suffered during his busy life a great deal, from Kidney Disorders. For years he suffered great pain. He was forced at times to quit Ibis lvork altogether and go to bed. He used Dodd’s Kidney Pills, and is well. This 1: What he says about ”It gives me great plea in praise of Dodd’s Kidney Pills. and the good they have done me. I am never without them. Dodd’s Kidney Pills always cure. They never fail. They cannot fail. Years of trial have absolutely proven that there is no case of Kidney Com- plaint, Lame Back, Rheumatism. Lum- bago, Sciatica, Gout. 'Neuralgia, Blad- der or Urinary Troubles, that Dodd's Kidney gills will not cure. ed? Only informally, to a few enemies. A Strong Man on His Back Through Kidney Trouble. “ I used several medicines, but noth- ing I ever tried seemed to help me in the least, until afriend of mine advis- ed me to try Dodd‘s Kidney Pills. I immediately found relief and waa able to resume my work. it :â€" Doda’s Kidney Pills are the only me- dicine that ever cured Bright’s Dis- ease, Diabetes_o_1_' Dropsy. Thousands of Canadfaxis have tried, and proved and testified. Burpum all othera. because of m high quuutyâ€"n qudity that. never Yates. Try it onoq and we knOw {but you will then recommend it. to :11 your blonds. fnas your engagement been announc- A SHARK’S VALUE. NOT GENERALLY. LAID UP. OBYLON TEA pole. and went I: industrial-11 the ground as the two other: hed done. He was jut u succeed!“ 0‘ thin predecessors. Things were getting lerions. The stranger 'had put silver in the {int bag. but fearing that the collector: might continue mcindet’initely. he drop- ped copper coins in the zoom and third huge. and' m. not 3 little re- lieved when he sun that the relt o! the men in the eldera' acute kept their places. Later he learned the secret of the process. The. first man collected for the minister. the second for the church. the third for the poor. As each member of the congregation con- tributed one Holland cent to each bag,‘ it seemed as if a little calculation might have saved much collecting. The sum of the three deposits would in our money be about one and one- fifth cents for each person. Lad Package. 25, so. u, so and so can. More than a million people are treated in the hospitals of London each year. At the moment when the bags be- gan to pass. the minister gave out o hymn; but the congregation finish- ed singing it long before the collection was over. There did not. however, ensue one of thoaIe silences during which you can hear pins drop and flies Inn, for the minister ignored the col- lectora, who were still making their halting progreas through the aisles. and promptly began his Sermon. Keep Miami’s Liniment in the Roma AVENUE HOUSE ”°“fl6§¥i§§°fil thily Hotel rates 81.50 per day. The lawn at Buckingham Palace in lam-go enough to allow ample room for over 2,000 men to manoeuvre. Lo-pdon has 1,800 acres! of parks; Dubhn about 40 acres less. Indeed! The 've had u hard time of it in spite 0 all their money. How did “they manage it, I wonder! Bun or_0nxo. gm crf'l‘ouoo. Leicestershire is the greatest gran- ite producing county in the United Kingdom. C. C. RICHARDS CO., Dear Sirs,â€"For some years I have had only partial use of my arm. caus- ed by a sudden strain. I have used every remedy without effect, until I got a sample bottle of MINARD’S LINIMENT. The benefit I received from it caused me to continue its use, and now I am happy to say my arm is completely restored. _ _-_ -â€" A h“'â€"A_. It costs on an average £40 to put out a tire in London. and £138 to ex- tinguish one in New York. Official returns Show that last year Liverpool's imports and exports ex- ceeded London's by £6,000,000. The British Empire has increased during the century at the rate of two acres per gecond. Well. the Boekleigha have succeeded in getting into the swell set at Int. Luau Coax". Fawn J. 0!!!le nuke- oath um he I. conic: putnor o! the arm of I". J. Cantu! R 00.. doing buslnon in tho Cit of Toledo. County and Sate afar-mm. and! a. mid firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL- LARS for each and every case of OATH!“ that «not. be cured by tho an of an.“ Crumw Cunt. FRANK J.9HENEY. 5.860 tom of Salmon. worth £640 .000 in Britain's yearly take. 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