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UNANS\VERABLE. Little Elviraâ€"“Mamma, when the fire goes out where does it go to?" Mrs. Gaylordâ€"J1 don't know, dear. You might just as Well ask where your father goes when he goes out.” Mr. Kipling's Canadian Tour. Ontario and all Eastern Canada is ‘deep’-;. disappointed that Mr. Kipling, import the occasion Of his recent visit to Canada, should have only seen “The WVest from a Car Window” and the lEast not at. all. The older provinces tare always proud and never jealous 'of the West, into which they are send- ing their shekels and their sons. With *all his powers as a werd painter. it is thardl’y to 'be expect-ed that. Mr. Kip- i’ling can do justice to all of Canada, lie has not seen the thriving cities and .towns of Ontario, with its. dolcndid railways, mills. and manufacturing in- dustries. lle had only a fleeting glimpse 'of.’l‘oronto, and saw nothing of the score or more other industrial centres of the Dominion. it is too bad, Canaâ€" dians believe, that he should have spent .___â€"â€" As the Oil Rubs In, the Pain Rubs Outâ€"Applied to the seat of a pain in any part. of the body the skin absorbs the soothing liniment under brisk fric- tion and the patient obtains almost. in- stant relief. The results of the use of Dr. Thomas’ liclcvctric Oil have surpris- ed many who were unacquaintcd with its qualities, and once known it will not he rejected. Try it. \\" it hit ~ , . . . . Q “fever been ill Siberia?’ asked the ne- “h ,porter. “firâ€"yes,” answered the dis- tinguished ltussian refugee. “I took a so tves W AR FOR \‘t’ARhl'I‘lI. There are various ways of keeping oneself from the cold, but perhaps not the least re- markable is that. adopted by two soldi- to fall out again. crs of the first regiment on duty in a fortress on the on Mont. Cents. towards their barracks they los becoming benumbed by Italian-French frontier While going off duty y in a snOwsiorrn, and when found by their comrade fut their barrack had struggled for two days against the audin order to keep them- many a bad actor look good, condition zzard, liaust ed state ithe most of the time which he was ktWUlitlg “101‘0 0110 Summer!” [fund able to give to the study of conditions “ ' in the Dominion to the troubled shores ‘ Allwomer; l§now wlziit it is Ito have viotilent 7 ~ ~ " I .- , - '_ pain; some 3&8 one llflg 3.1K $01!“) one ier. u. . of. the Pacdic. With no desne to mini Our advice is, to place “The I”; L” Menthol .dis. llll7-0 the seriousness of the labor dis- rammi- over the seat of the pain: it will do more paper. to give you comfort than anything. 13m. babies]! .turbances outjtherc, or to disguise the fact that Canada is in sore need of more men to carry forward the work in hand, Canadians would have been proud of some pen pictures by Mr. Kipling of the industrial East, where the people are prosperous and happy. This conviction is by no means local â€"it is widespread, universal. (“Cana- da.” London, Eng, Nov. 10th, 1907.) NOT \V‘IIAT llE ASKED. In these days of individualism in thought and action the balance of de- cision tips more and more toward the personal. liven iu the matter of spot ling, the ego asserts itself in the face of tradition and history. “lobby” is not the only person who constitutes himself the final court of appeal in the realm of orthography. “So you go to school, do you, Bob- by?” asked the minister. “Yes, sir,” answered Bobby. “Let me hear how you spell‘brcad.”' “B-l'-C-(lâ€"C.” “The dictionary spells it with an ‘a,’ Bobby.” “Yes. sir; but. you didn’t ask me how the dictionary spells it; you asked me how I spell it.” "F‘ --'â€"â€"‘ PRAYER IN RAELVVAY CARRIAGE. Passengers in Darkness in llampstead Tube, Heard Dr. Ilorton’s Petition. The amazing spectacle of a celebrat- eo Noncomformist divine lifting up his voice in prayer in a “Tube” railway carriage was witnessed the other day. Dr. lfortou, of Lyndhurst [load Church, liampstead, London. England, was ,‘travelling in the llampstead Tube, !when the train stopped suddenly and ?the passengers were left in complete darkness. They took little heed of {the occurrence at. first, but when the stoppage and the darkness continued lfor a quarter of an hour. then half an jhonr, and then nearly an hour. they gbegan to be perturbed. Dr. llorton ithereupon rose to the occasion. He suggested that they should pray. The passengers agreed, and Dr. llorton led .with the words, “Lord. wilt Tth lla'ing us out. of this darkness into the light of safety?" 110 had no sooner ut- itered the supplication than the carriage was flooded with light, and the train went on its way. “Some people may call this a coincid-ei'ice.” Dr. llorton 'says, “but putting this with other simi- lar experiences in life we must. know 3that they reveal a. praver-h'earing and ‘a prayer-answering God.” .I‘m Sudden transmission from a hot. to .a cold temperature. exposure to rain. Sitting in a draught. unseasonable subâ€" istitution of light. for heavy clothing. ,are fruitful caith of colds and the lsultant cough so perilous to persons of weak lungs. Among the many nic- gdioines for bronchial disorders so aris- . ,. . ,, , ting. them is none better than llickle’s \,\"’7'_ml.s (31.0 0.“ OI. “:0 plmmml calm: iAnti-(‘xinmnnptive Syrup. Try it and “I Suttoltng m Chump“ and 511013“ LL ‘ \expellcd from the system. A Purely Vegetable Pill.,â€"â€"Parmelce’s roots. herbs and solid extracts of known virtue in the treatment of liver and kidney complaints and in giving tone to the system whether enfeebled bv overwork or deranged through excess- in living. They require .no testimo- nial. Their excellent qualities are well known to all those who have used them and they commend themselves to dyspeptics and those subject to bilions- m-ss who are in quest of a beneficial medicine. When some men start. out to look for the deserving poor their first stop' is in front of a mirror. l lTCll. Mange, Prairie Scratches and every form of contagious ltch in human or animals cured in 30 minutes by \Vol- lord's Sanitary Lotion. it 'never fails. Sold by all druggists. .â€".â€"- The long tails of the Shah. of Pcrsia‘s , horses are dyed crimscm for :ix inches bl their tipsâ€"a jealously-gunrded pri- vilege of the ruler and his sons. Pale, sickly children Should use .\fo- ther (traves’ \\'orm Exerminntor. become convinced. Price cents. Where the whalebone product used to average 1.000.000 pounds a year, it now averages less than 200,000 pounds. The price has risen to $6 a pound. Only those who are not afraid of be- ing poor really becon‘ie rich. Right. you are, Alonzo; the fountain plays because the water works. An Inheritance of weak lungs is a. serious handicap, but Allen's Lung Balsam taken at the first signs of a. cough will ensure immunit from Don’t trifle with an mown A woman is never satisfied unless she has something to worry about. this dangerous defect. cure-ails. A famous man is one who is known by more people than he knows. The unhealthiest occupation in the. world is that of the Sicilian sulphur miners. Out of idiot) of these men, only 200 proved. on a recent examina- cher the Curse of the Trcértcs- In the slow 1 lion, fit for military ‘ECl'YlCC. ind tedious recoveries from is and all other disease “Ferrovim " is the best tonic. Remem- ber the name, “ FERROVIM." They Never Knew Failure.â€"~Carefut observation of the effects of l’arnielee‘s Vegetable l‘tills has shown that they act immediately on the diseased organs of the system and stimulate them to healthy action. There may be cases in which the disease has been long scaled and does not rasin yield to meâ€" diciii‘ie, but even in such cases these Pills have been known to‘ bring relief when all other so-callrd remedies have failed. These assertions can be substantiated by many who have used the llitls. and medical men speak high- ly of their qualities. ._.â€"â€"- .larriage is not. often a failure, but the contracting parties very often are. Umbrellas are like men, as usually the poorest- get left. . Some men like long oflice hours be.- cause it. shortens their hours at home. llolloway's Corn Cure is a specific for the removal of corns and warts. We have never heard of its failing to re. move even the worst kind. After a man has posed as a cynic for a short time he begins to think too little of others and too much of him- self. lll‘lR 'l‘liNlN‘lll IIEAR'I‘. She has a very tender heart, She wouldn‘t hurt a flea. But to one person she is oft, As cruel as can be. She has no pity on that one, For, just. to be in style, She'll punch and punch and squeeze herself And suffer all the while. .â€"â€"-â€" errors are a nuisance in the house of a. man whose face is branded with eczema. His own reflection shames him. Let him annoint his skin with Weaver's Comte and purify his blood with. Weaver’s Syrnp‘ EANAXA INK. “The banana furnishes us with ink, ,with hankerchiefs, with wax. \viitli ;lilarking, with excelsior. with oil, with 'flntll‘, with wimlowucord, with brushes." t't‘he speaker. a banana planter from ilamaica. paused and smiled. “You don't. believe me. do you?" he said. i‘Wet, truly the banana tree is it won- derful thing. livery part of it serves some good use. Thus the, long leaves pnake a fine. excelsior. The juice, be- _ing rich in tanin. furnishes a good in- delible ink and a good shoe polish. The (st-ems yield a fine quality of hemp and ,from this hem-p there ‘ are made tare [handkm-chiefs. cord and ropes of all ikinds, mats and brushes. The oil is ,ised in gildzing. Of banana flour. the flour ground from the dried fruit. there as no uso speakingâ€"you are too famil- iar with it.” A man is apt to get his back up when hzs wife calls him down. '1' N ll ISSUE NO. 51â€"07. Vegetable. Pills are compounded from 1": 31 A R V other. but aen illustrated bookâ€"~30 ed. It given articularn and directions in- to ladlljea. ‘ r "1 $011 8 PPLY 00.. Wlnduor. Ont. _ General Agents for Canada. lull Value. )l WIND where the paper is right. gives better milk than a boiled one.“ Shiloh; Curo ’ Cures (laughs and Colds QUICKLY BK your t he 65 it if lt APPLY that IlOW over 104 awake effects of the cold, 'uck one fought stubbornly for hours on end. which explained the reason for the ex- most as helpless as a won'ian without they were a hairpin. Mortimerâ€"“According magic: forlt'. 0 supply the a The treatment of Rheumatism a Specialty. You can put on a roof th last a hundred years and ;. right kind of a. roof " minute. Or you can pu hits it, and keep to Thirty-Two. - _ Guaranteed in writing .1 for 25 yearsâ€"and you ‘ needn’t ever paint it, even! something, isn’t it? What would y o u r mill-man say if you . asked him to guarantee cedar shingles for even 1y would make remarks ! And even the best cedar-shingled roof will be leaking badly inside of ten years. . Seven out of ten of them leak the first time it rains. No wood- shingled roof is fire-proof minute, and the first high that catches a loose shingleâ€"â€" oes half your shingled roof The Pedlar People 11 Colborne St. sswmn ten years ? He certain whoosh l ' MONTREAL 3216 Craig St. W. On being carried to s, they related how they counteract the they unccasingly another. At times they and to $ in which ..._.â€"â€"‘._. to this boiled cow's milk is' not good Mr. Mortimerâ€"“I can see A paw cow Use Shiloh’s Cure for the worst: cold, the sharpest cough -â€"â€"try it on aguarâ€" a n t e e of y o u 1' money be.ch if it doesn’t actually CU RE q uicker than anything you ever tried. Safe to take,â€"nothing in it to hurt even a. baby. 34 years of success commend Shiloh's Cureâ€"- EV‘é‘Fyil’lemau' V‘: is interested and should know ' ' about the wonderful MARVELWhli-ltngs ray Th6 new Vaclnnl Eyr axe. ‘ Beatâ€"M fat. conven- ient. t cleanse! b accept no ' .j,’ ,- stam for ("W 4 ; Try a Yisitto the Famous Springs ‘ of the CANADA’S HEALTH RESORT In the Niagara. Peninsula- Nervousness and ‘ TH: WELLAND, ST. CATHARINES 25c., 50c.. $1. 315 lift it” POINTED PARAGRAPHS. I-lis Satanic majesty loves a cheerful grafter. It’s easier to fall in love than it is Fully two-thirds of the talk people hand you is hot air. Beware of the man who is forever t. their harping on his honesty. ‘lt is just. as well to forget most of s they were in a pili- the promises people make. to you. Most of the world's homes dwell be- tween the covers of dime novels. Money is the grease paint. that makes A woman speaks volumes with her eyes and whole libraries with her tongue. A man without. a collar button is al- When a man takes himself too seri- ously he seldom takes other people seriously enough. If a man is honest at heart his hon- esty isn‘t due ‘to the theory that hon- esty is the best policy. Occasionally a married man goes around half dressed because it. takes so much to dress his better half. As a rule the girl who is able to weep on the slightest provocation im- agines she was cut out for an emotion- al actress. I 27 different BRANCH OFFICE - - - 0-52. .. >3. 1m.-...;.-;..i.,, up. - v. . .... r. ,. . J, .N . we; . . Power, Heart, to Lease for a raft"! $955.13.“: four floors and basement. you And that “Oshawa”-shingled roof will be weather-proof for a century. We’ll GUARAN« TEE in every way for a quarter-centuryâ€"from till Nineteen- That’s saying i ; into e next township. TORONTO at will be the every - t; on a ten-year roof will probably leak after-the first rain aking till it IS rotted away. Either roof will cost: money at the start. “ O s h a w a _; Shingles r every way Ought about the same in present But the “Oshawa.” - - : shingled roof will be fififlifi Zan , FIRE-PROOFâ€"literâ€" juicy. ally; and wmd-proofâ€" 5136,91 . . f actually; and lightning- Sff‘lsy' " w‘th proof â€"pos1t1vely. That’s the hundred-year roof l v5}§n'g, for Twenty-Five t o L a s t groof, for a wmd tare _ . For Christmas _. patternsâ€"from the genuine . ‘ ‘ “ ACME” self-fastening skates, to the “VELOX” hockey and“TUBE RACERS” " Made in a variety of styles, from the plain metal to gold and silver plated. There are Christmas gifts galoreâ€"for men and women, boys and girlsâ€"in Starr Skates. Write for free copy of 1908 Skate Book so you can see all the new models. The Starr Manufacturing Co;, Limited DARTMOUTH, n. s. CANADA. i 23 lit! 5 T H central location. 'Abaut ten thousand square feet in Standard Fire Sprinkler System. MURRAY F. l‘lltStlll, 81 Adelaide St. West, Toronto for a century, guaranteed in writing till 19 2 __ .. -' and-wind-and-weather-proof and lightning-proof? ’ fire ‘ Fomâ€"dollarsâ€"and-aâ€"half a square buys Galvanized Steel Shingles ‘ -â€"ten feet by Compare that; with the _ price of cedar shingles â€" how does it put on these “ Oshawa f’ G alvan iz ed Shingles yourself, Simplest thing you knowâ€"can’t get; ’em on . “ Oshawa ” Shingles lock on all four sidesâ€"whole roof 1s practically one_sheet of double-galvanized steel that; 5' never needs painting. ’ v. ’Galvanizged Steel _ ar e GUARANTEED in a Century , as wood - shingles ; li htning- roof; UARAN EED. Tell us the measurement; of Duudu St. PREVENTION or t , THE WHlTE PLAGUE i The prevention of Consumption and its care in the: early stages is a. matter of fresh air and uott'ls meat. but to secure no, rlahmcut you must have n - petite. an notht is better known 0 medical science to tunnlate and invig- orate the 515%: We the active prinâ€" ciples of COD 3 ER OILâ€"4:116 only drawback has been thattt has hitherto been impossible to separate the really valuable elements of cods' livers from the nauseous oil or grouse. which fact has largely offset the good derived from the alkaloids or active principles con- tained in the OIL. E “BRICKS TASTELESS" is a. pre- paration ot the valuable alkaloids or active principles separated from the horous grease and combined with Pho Syrup of in the form t'. the Compound Hypophesph tea the nutritious Lt uld Extract f Malt. and the Bronc ial Tonic an Seduttve Fluid Extract of W'ild Cherry Bark. In all cases of wasting diseases Oran cncrvutod condition of the system im- mediate improvement and eventual cure follow its use. . Read Brink’s guarantee with each bcttlc; “BRICK'S TASTELESS" is put. up in eight (3) ounce bottles. retail price fifty (50) cents; and in twent (20) ounce bottles. retail price one (1 dollar. hates TORONTO, ONT. 9 I I) Electric Light. Term of Years. Excellent shlpn'ng facilities Low insurance rate. 'fiht‘ ' creaking; . .,§ Yet cedar shingles cost: you just: about the rice of these guaranteed ' “ Oshawa ’ Shinglesâ€"28-guage tough- ened steel, double galvanizedâ€"good “ Oshawa ” ten feet. no tools but a claw-hammer and And GUARANTEEDâ€" 3 . don’t overlook that. Guar- "1 ; anteed 1n writing, over the 2 seal of a company with a quarter-million capital,â€" guaranteed in plain 2 English, without any ifs f or buts, for 25 long years. ' That’s the argument in a nutshellâ€"cost the same :. fire-proof, water-proof, rust- .' eaSIer to put: on; and , hat’s the “Oshawa” proposition! { any roof, and we’ll tell . on exactly what; it will 'cost to roof . it with less work and for less money. Years Plenty of facts that concern your pocket-book come to on as soon as ou ask for our free ok, "Roofing ight.” A post card will do to ask on. Why don’t you'csk now? WINNIPEG 75 Lombazd Sh.