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‘5 i' c S .- i s a l l .‘1 Seeking a Separation. ’ ‘BEPOET PROM CHICAGO 0? THE VERY -LATBT HE‘I’KOD OP GETTING A DIVORCE. Mp. .. The Leader at the Petra, sxsrcn or ran this who lgWBEN THUS HONORED. l "Do you give gas here ?"asked a Joseph L. Haycock, M. P. P. for ‘ wild-looking man who rushed into a Frontenac county. who has been elected : I dentist's ofice the other morning. leader ol the Potion party in the Pro- “ We do. " replied the dentist vineial Assembly, is comparatively a “ Does it but a fellow to sleep I" . young man, being only 44 years of age, :2 “ It does." _ havinw been born near Switzorrillc “sound “Sleep: 30 7°“ 03"“ W‘ke Lenndir county. in 1850. He was the, him up ?" A F third son of Frederick Hnycook. an 5 “ Yes.” Englishman who came to Canada in it You could break his jaw or. gouge A we L t P . 1837, His, mother was 3 Thompson, out his eye and he wouldn't feel it 7" . t 02”“ “‘55- who came from Ireland in 1810, and a g “ He would know nothing of it." ' sister of Rev. James Thompson, a “ How long does it make him 838] HINDU“ PAPER pioneer Methodist minister. Mr. Hey ‘. asleeo ?" cook attended a common school near his ’ "The Physical insensibility Pmd“ced FANCY GOODS home, and later took a course in the by inhaling the gas lasts a minute, or . Newburgh grammar school with such ' ." MATERIALS _ ' .o . :- pritbibly a hilli'leis a on b Got it FOR Fancv wank ' 195‘???” In} I'M-i100“!QCI’IW-i guess t a s on" en g ’3 ,eygfi‘g‘gxgx, ;. r0 . . amp L , o i ontreal, 0_ lol- 5 all ready for a fellow to take ? h d TOYS : anew-syn- .a. .. .mexysmvss ~- esy lame. Here Mr. Haycook laid the I “ Yes. Take a seat in this 0 air an foundation for the flow of Ian ma '0 with show me your teeth.” "I GREAT VARIETY which he is so capably endowtd. 5 Then “ Tooth nothing l" said the excited I came the activities of life, and for three lgaller, beginning rfpidly to remove lllns STAMPING DONE years be dealt out goods to the farmers coat and vest. “ want you to P? a â€" . . . _ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . V . . . . . . . . . . . and villagers who frequented T. Sex- , . porous plaster elf my back."â€"â€"07ucaqo Eggs Tag-m in Exg/mflgg, smith’s store at Selby. Soon he quit .1 i Times. â€"â€" storekeeping and returned to his fath- er's farm. In 1872' the family removed Hi3 Doubt Dispelled. M Rs- H to Cataraqui, having secured the Beam- "_ ' _ , ish property. But farm life was just at ; One afternoon Mr. Bs Irish man-of- this juncture‘ too monotonous ’fur the allswork came.to him and requested to bustling youth, and he came to King. have the "90mg 03 to 3° to Ewedilng' stop. He spent three months in the The request “"1; gage: “xi, 3):” â€"--â€"â€"-â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" GO TO LINDSAY WHEN Glasgow warehouse, and then found .k more was seen 0 to a _ . YOU CAN DO BETTER 9 more congenial em lo ment ‘tl Snx- morning, When he 'appeared m a dead. BY DEALING AT HOME " smith & Stevenson,ponynpandbl. lSeine ,. edly used up condition._ One eye was I have recently had a considerable, time later- he resumed farm studies, black! hm “038 Jammed.m’ and.8tnps of though limited, sum of money placed with though in difi'erent form, he and his courtplag‘tgrdpldeqrtpgg his face in every me for loaning on forms at A father gping into the handling of pro- concei a . - _ _ d , r t ~ “ For heaven’s sake, Thomas l" 83- Flvé al.‘ a half-per; cent FIRST-CLASS B U G Y elixiis‘led shill tie]: I‘I’r‘ifirshddetlydfildiis‘dk? ,olaimed Mr. B. upon catching sight of Parties WlShlng to borrow on t see terms , h . should not delay to make application. Large amounts of funds, at slightly higher rates, according to security. In most cases solicitor work is done at my office, insuring speed and moderate expenses. Allan S. Macdonell. Barrister &c., Lindsay, tensive and profitable dealings in New. York, Boston, Montreal and elsewhere. In 1882 the member bought out his father, and since that date he has been successful as a market gardener. Ho- lms also combined auctioneering with his business, and his voice has been heard to the decided advantage of the sellers of stock, implements, etc. Writing con amour the Canadian Farmer’s Sun. the organ of the party, says :â€"Mr. Haycook is a man of pro-‘ 3 gressive ideas; he has a wonderful capacity for legislative enactments, and in the excitement of debate and the tur- moils of strife of opposition he always him, “ what have you been up to? I thought I gave you permission to go to a. wedding." “ And so youse did, sor." “ Well, did you go ?” “ Shuro I wint, and when I got to ‘the house I found a felly sitting in the parlor. He waz dressed up in foine shape, wid ‘a long-tailed coat and a ‘white neck tie. Sez I to him ‘And who may yez be ?‘ Sez he to me ‘Can’t yez . see, yer Irish miek,’ sez he. ‘I’m the ‘bcst man.’ And he waz, scumâ€"Brook- lyn. Life. ‘ GUARANTEED BEST GRADE THROUGHOUT, WITH THE LATEST . . IMPROVEMENTS, FOR THE LOW PRICE OF . . $75.00. NEXT DOOR TO KNUX’S BLACK- SMITH SHOP, FENELON FALLS. nebular?! ., yrr'w ITS DURA BILITY TURNS INFERIOR MAKES “ ABOUT FACE ” TO THE REAR. INSPECTION INVITED. . . . ' S. S. GAINER. LINDSAY Marble Works. as R. cameras orâ€" mw.” was r . . was. - The Real Thing. is prepared to furnish the people of Lind- say and surrounding country with MONUMENTS AND HEADSTONES, both Marble and Granite. “ Did you have a nice dinner ?” asked Mrs. Norris of her little son, who had been spending the day with a friend. “ Outer sight ! " replied Bobby enthu- siastically. “Say. mamma, why can’t cemetery work. Estimates promptly given on all kinds of we have thing‘s like that ?" “What did you have ?" said Mrs. Marble Table Tops, Wash Tops, Mantel Pieces, etc., a specialty. WORKSâ€"In rear 0 the market on Cam- eras a on. new GASH STURE, OPPOSITE BENSON HOUSE. LINDSAY. New Fall and Winter Jackets, § maintains a calm, impcrturbablo spirit. Seldom does he get “ rattled," to use a vulgarism. For seven years he served as a municipal legislator in Kingston township, as reevc three times and deputy-rceve three times. Twice he was elected by acclamation, and the last occasion he was in the council the reeveship was again offered him by .Norris, quickly. to avoid discussihn. acclamation. He has been a vigorous “ Oh, we had soup and soft-shell crabs New Dress Goods, bridge street,opposite Matthews’ paoking 6P1”... ' : V. ,r, -v ii f WWnnram . or . I... :and spring chicken and sparrOWgrass 1101139- and puddin' " “ What sort‘of pudding ? ” “ I don’t know. It was kinder fluffy, with wine sauce to it. It was outer sight l ” “ How did you know it was wine sauce ? ” “ Easy ’nough." “ Did they say so ? ” “ Nopl But I could taste it,"- cried Bobby, scorufully. “ I can just tell you it wasn't one of the kind what some one has to lean across the table and whisper to you it's got wine into it ’fore you'd know it ! " 0-0 purchasing elsewhere. C O PYRl G H T 8. CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT ? For a Bromlpt answer and an honest opinion, write to [U N dt 00., who have had nearl fifty years' experience in the patent business. ommunlca- tlons strictly confidential. A Handbook of In- formation concerning Patents and how to ob- tain them sent tree. Also a catalogue of mechan- ical and scientific books sent tree. Patents taken through Munn & 09. receive special notice in the Scientific American, and t us are brought widely before the public with. out cost to the inventor. This splendid aper. Issued weekly. elegantly Illustrated. has bg arthe largest circulation of an scientific wor in the world. 83 ayear. Samp e co ies sent tree. Buildin Edition monthly. £509 year. Single co les, 2. cents. Every number contains beau- tl ul plates. in colors. and hotographs of new houses. with plans. enabling uilders 0 show the Colored waiters are the best. What~ ~cver is said at the table they will be sure to keep dark. A California man choked himself to death with a tape measure. The core- ner's verdict was that he died by inches. latest deal a and secure contracts. Address The shell always has the bulge on “mm 00” N“, YORK. 361 Baum“?- the oyster. and would win if somebody .___._____._._______.___ with a knife didn't help the oyster out. Travellerâ€"“ Can you tell us the way to 'I‘anyvillc ? " Boy_., egg-” on. You “an get General Blacksmith, there quicker’n I cscan t t-tell you."-- Francis-st.’ Fenelon Falls Life. Mrs. Hicksâ€"The artist took this photograph by the instantaneous pro- "CL‘SS. Hicksâ€"I should have known that "without telling. Mrs. Hicksâ€"How ? Hicksâ€"Your mouth is shut. guarantee satisfaction. 45-ly. “ Elsie’s :ilraid cll growing fat," said dear little Tommy, who was being ex- hibited before company. . “ How do you know i " asked one of the 34mm- ALISEs.... “ Because," replied Tommy, oonfi. «dcotly, “last might when she an’ Mr. “‘4'”â€" Makeluv were on the piazza I heard ~her say: ‘ I'm afraid I'm heavy, ain‘t I ? "-â€"â€"Clu'c:go Record. Pat was an Irishman who never would admit that there was any subject chat he did not know about. One day a gentleman said to him: " Well. Pat, do you knew anything about the Wilson Bill? " -‘.Oi do, sor; 0i know all about it." -" Well, what do you think of it ? " “ Well. 0 'll tell ya." said Pat, with an air of profound wisdom, “ Ui think that. if that tune Wilson is anything of agintlomaq, he'll pay that hill." ....KENT-ST_,.... -- m-LIN’DSAY----- EVERYTHING BELONGING TO THE SADDLERY AND HARNESS TRADE CONSTANTLY KEPT IN STOCK. REPATRIN DONE ‘ON SHORTES'I‘ NOTICE. Being a practical workman all should see his designs and compare prices before ROBT. CHAMBERS. North of the Town Hall- David Chambers, Blacksmithingiu allits difi‘ercntbranches done on short notice and at the lowest living prices. Particular attention paid to horse-shoeing. Give me a calland I will fiARNESS JOHN BERRY’S New Underwear for Ladies a‘hd Children, New Corsets and Gloves, New Handkerchiefs, New Trimming Braids, New Frillings and Ties, New Flannels and Flannelettcs, New Towcllings, Cottons and Shirtings, Gentlemcn’s Furnishings Complete. We cordiallyinvite you to call and examlne our new Fall Stock. ‘One price to everybody. 33 KENT-ST, LINDSAY. Opposite the Benson House. KERR 84 CO. ACK_E_GAIN. HENRY PEARCE respectfully informs his numerous old cus- vtomers and the public generally that he has returned to Fenelon Falls and resumed The Boot and Shoe Business in the store lately occiipied by Mr. S. Nevi son on the east side of Colborne street, and hopes by turning out GOOD WORK AT LOW PRICES to obtain a fair share of patronage. 38" Drop in, leave your measure and be convinced that he can do as well for you as any hoot or shoemaker in the county. All kinds of REPAIRS EXECUTED with neatness and despatch. J. Neelands, Dentist. Beautiful sets of Artificial Teeth inserted for $10, $l2 and $14. according to quality of teeth and kind of plate. Imitation gold filling inserted in artificial teeth free of charge. Gas (vitalized air) and local anes- thetics used with great success for painless extraction. Visits the McArihur House, Penelon Falls, the third Tuesday of every month. Call in the forecourt, if possible. Office in [Andrey nearly opposite the Sim!» as Home. , NOTICE. To the residents of Pension Falls. Take notice that any person or persons removing from any village or district in- fected with diphtheria. to Fenelon Falls will be quarantined for a period of 14 days or longer, a the discretion of the Board of Health. The citizens of Fenelon Falls who do not wish to be so inconvenienced will govern themselves accordingly. By order of the Board of Health. A. WILSON, M. D., Medical Ileallh Oflicer Fenelon Falls, Feb’y 22nd, 1893. l-t. f. The “ Fenclon Falls Gazette” is printed every Friday at the office, on the corner of May and Francis streets. SUBSCRIPTION 81 A YEAR IN ADVANCE, or one cent per week will be added as long as itremains unpaid. Advertising Rates. Professional or business cards, 50 cents per line per annum. Casual advertisements, 8 cents per line for the first insertion, and 2 Cents per line for every subsequent inser- tion. Contracts by the year, half year or less, upon reasonable terms. JOB PRINTING of all ordinary kinds executed neatly, corâ€" recrly and at moderate prices. 3 E. D. HAND, l’royrt'etor worker in farmers' institutes and agri- cultural societies, nnd is new president of the Frontenac Association. He has served as a school trustee, and is a past master of Frontenac lodge, No. 362, A; F. & A. M. In his early life and until recently his political leanings were Liberal ; but he always maintained and declared for theinierests of the farmers, and when the Patrons' platform was formed he became an ardent supporter and an active worker in the lodge formed at Cataraqui. Because of his qualifications as a speaker. thinker and worker, he has always been foremost in the ranks of the yeomanry, and there is no doubt of his zeal and abilit being utilized in the Legislature of ntario. In social life he is witty and genial; religiously he is attached to the Methoé dist Church. He was married in 1877 to Miss Martha Grange, of Nupnnee, a sister of J. T. Grange, eer. P. P., Lcnnox. The home is blessed with five children. Mr. Haycock is one of the leading poultorers in Canada, in fact his plant is said to be the largest in the country. Only for his enterprise and industry Frontenac would not have been repre- sented in live stock at the World’s Fair. At the Industrial Fair Mr. Haycock won 53 prizes with 58 exhibits in the poultry line, and at the World’s Fair his success was equally great, his prize earnings last year being about 81,000. a... Ploughing Old Pastures. Dr. E. H. Jenkins, in, a lecture beâ€" fore the students oi' the agricultural college at Burlington, urucd very strong- ly against the practice of ploughing old pastures. He would not destroy the turf at old pasture, because it contains a variety of grasses which have proved themselves best able to stand close gran- ing. The fittest has survived. New seeding will not equal the turf which nature has formed by along struggle between the good and the bad. If there is a reasonably good number of grass roots, then the position is well taken, and it would seem better to broadcast fertilizers rather than to plow. But if the posture is largely covered with more or weeds we should prefer to try ploughing. - Cauliflower used in pickles should be prepared by first boiling the regrettably,