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the tribune- stouffville ont thursday april 17 1947 what is movkv by lewis miiligan what ls money that may sound j like a silly question but it is doubt- j ful if the average individual can answer it except in a superficial way by saying that it is made up- of coins and bills stamped by public- authority for use as a medium of exchange but is possible to have an abundance of such coins and bills and at the same time have very little real money for their value 1 depends solely upon the amount of mugs we can procure in exchange a cleric in winchester eng land blesses a consignment of flour before its distribution to 1000 persons on the tiehborne estate the gift of the flour is to stave off an 800yearold curse which says that if the lady day dole of flour for the tiehborne tenants is not forthcoming there will be a generation of seven sons fol lowed by seven laughters the fall of the house of tiehborne and dying out of the name smcliru corxklius bckgis the death occurred at the home of his son harry burgis campbell- ford a widely known and highly respected citizen of brock town ship sinclair cornelius burgis who has been in failing health for a few weeks but was active until a week before his death father of sinclair g burgis who pwns property in unionville but who resides in toronto at present he was born in brock township in 1867 son of the late john cornelius burgis and louisa grove and the pnly survivor of a family of eight after receiving his education at an early age he started his trade as a painter and decorator serving tit community faithfully and well for a period of sixty years left to mourn his passing are four sons ernest a toronto sin clair g unionville alfred e and harry of campbellford four daugh ters mrs jack ford mabel mrs roy kemp cora mrs luke hayes etta all of toronto and mrs clarence wright estelle woodville 25 grandchildren and five greatgrandchildren vonr best market is at pickering farms for eggs fowl your eggs are candied within 4 hours from time of arrival which gives you a better grade and consequently more money for your convenience we are open from 8 am to 6 pm daily including saturdays tekhif1ei by snake coiled ix bananas sudbury april 12 three days ago a local wholesale truck driver hung a fresh stalk of bananas in the window of a grocery store own er by mrs william paquette at noon wednesday when mrs paquette attempted to cut away dead foliage topping the stalk a flat black head darted at the knife she held while a long forked tongue hissed anger at the intrusion on a chair below the bananas played mrs paquettes grandson twoyear old alphonse brison hearing her mother scream mrs maurice brisson ran from the kitchen immediately behind the tore and discovered coiled around the stalk inside the bunched fruit an enormous black and yellow snake summoned from the base ment mr patfuette called police aid constable hubert guillet secured the head of the now viciously aroused viper in a pair of pliers when he felt my grip on his head the snake uncoiled from the stalk and launched an attack against me stated constable guil let although estimated to be at least six feet in length the reptile mea sured only about two inches in cir cumference so constable archie steward had no difficulty grasping the body but found it necessary to plant both feet on the snakes tail as it thrashed around attempting to escape an axe was called into use as the constables after a 15minute struggle pulled the snake outdoors and chopped it in several sections the bananas were part of a ship ment from cuba and the species of snake is not familiar here xo one was bitten in the struggle there ls too much money about j in this country says glschwartz in an article entitled money iliui sions which appeared in a recent issue of the sunday times lon1 don never he says has the privator sector of the economy been more solvent financially and more hard up in real terms most i farmers are out of debt industrial concerns have large reserves the bank are highly liquid and many families have substantial holdings in certificates postoltiee savings and other eneashable investments these reserves may impart a com forting sense of security but what other solace do they provide in the prevailing austerity as an example of this illusory security mr schwartz cites the current position of the unemploy ment insurance fund which has 100u00000 to its credit that would provide for the paying of 10 million a week for 10 weeks but asks mr schwartz where is the 100000000 and by what is it represented the surplus has large ly accumulated over the war period and in real terms it doesnt exist it was blown into the air and it has gone up in smoke with the yield of savings certificates defence bonds and all the other war loans this is not ancient egypt there is no kt key i t owex archbishop of toronto and primate of all canada of the church of england who died of a heart attack in toronto was known in stbuifville where he had taken part in church func tions only last summer at christ anglican church his last visit was on the occasion of receiving a class for con firmation when the group were photographed with the arch bishop on the lawn of mrs a s leanevs poetical advertising of bygone days the following poetic gem has been unearthed as having appeared in a detroit paper back in isoo it has been forwarded to the tribune good enough to be filed in the archives of this newspaper all in poetry the item was written for advertising purposes the author i john boyer who was an uncle of the joseph boyer whom detroiters affectionally remember to this day john boyer lived in the village of stoutlville and conducted a busi ness here the lines handled being indicated in the poeticaladvertising he inserted in the press of that day anyway here is the notice just received from foreign lands all the goods the trade demand j ladies bonnets cloaks and shawls laces spools and cotton balls buffalo robes mens hats and caps augers chisels hammers traps butts and hinges nails and screws ladies slippers boots and shoes and medicine too for every kind that in good druggists shops vou find nitre foetid gum and aloes oil of spike and root of mallows and now my lit 1 have to end tis just a sketch 1 wish to send that everyone who wants to buy may thus be led to come and try the tribune gives you circulation audited by the audit bureau of circulations and shows nearly 2300 paidinadvance subscribers ployment insurance fund were asked that question he would prob ably answer that it was deposited in the national bank or invested in some way ready to be drawn upon when needed but governments unlike private individuals or cor porations do not have a savings account and where could they in- ivest the government lives from handtomouth on current revenue from all sources and its onlv joseph who has stocked granaries with 100 million pounds of food- savings would be in the form of an the illusion and delusion is thatf sur is credited to this fund of 400000000 is generally h estlmates of expenditures for regarded as an assetsavings for a the en ar all claims for rainy day whereas it merely represents claims as mr schwartz says the unemployed can preen themselves that they are being fin- unemployment and other social i security schemes must be met out j of current taxes or public loans the point is that while the gov- ance wm enf u wg u d t ft ssffiss of urtr s jn ry ij wav rj which taxes have to be paid in sthwanz concudes s sferf t ft of coal is true of everything elsei s of a c ed and the doctrine that full employment pjw- t n t i e vo ki j ii i winch builds up a capital structure shelf with its fellowdelusion that tf i the problem of production has been jgjg of when mr schwartz asks where work in return tne purchasing is he 00000 oor ffiiwwywv wm a industrial enterprise would die for question which is of fundamental p for future emergencies or even to if the average worker who paid part of his wages into the unem- lack of capital moreover there meet the various claims of social security tstt takes no more time to apply good paint than it does to use an inferior one and time is the biggest part of the cost of a painting job not the paint itself thats why its true economy to use cil paints whether youre painting a house a room or just a chair or table you can rely on cil paints to retain their colourful beauty to stoutly resist the ravages of wear and weather for paint which assures you lasting faithful service see your cil paint dealer w f riches hdilp48nts a y y vfrr vvii pick enngrarms ltd strokes skunk not perfumed bolsover april 0 mrs wm h whitby xlft mgli t or day whitby ontario miller was collecting eggs when she saw what mistook to be a cat and started to stroke it she soon realized her mistake and vacated the hen house in haste leaving the skunk as temporary tenant shortly after the skunk left the hen house only to meet its doom outside one egg thief will steal no more eggs and mrs miller con 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