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big chiefs of the grid tribe mothers praise bachelor joker for bahy stake charles vance millar- eccentric lawyersportsman a fine man to put up half million for most children in ten years expectant winners say its right here in the book abel ehowt right raigube whispering to coach jonny ferraro of montreals bsuw they for the twoman board of strategy m the ne w f ootba 1 deal and are whipping the candidates into trim nightly at the wcstmount athletic rounds gadget perfected to tire bitidkide femes harmless winnipeg perfection of a gad- gel which its inventor claims will transform deadly carbon monoxide fumes into harmless gas was announc ed hue iah weei by jovn forbes winnipeg irafemnn tho gadget consists of a small can of solidified chemical it is at tached to the engine coil and connect ed with the intake manifold to coun teract the generation of monoxide and transform l into errt n dioxide the attachment mr follies says is the result of two years of experi ments he believes it will solve tne problem that has baffled automotive engineers since introduction of the combustion engine in tests conducted ty the young in ventor crows and sparrows were plac- ed in closed cars with the engine run liingv without the attachment the cars weir hacked ino a parage and the birds were dead within a minute with the lhv- r af fected furuiu tosts were conducted wltn doss and canaries the car with the attachment was left running for 25 minutes when the door was opened mr forbes said the canaries came out chirping and hie dogs wagging their tails the short stocky mechanic claims to have tried the gadget out on himself to prove his theory he claims to hava omc cet of the ordeal suffering no illeffects repotted slain holding the north back this goshawful view of the north is holding back the gosh- awful dominion give the north a square deal good roads decent radio civil government and the north will give in return mines employment business wealth if some of these goshawful people from the south would only come north north beyond the quin tuplets they would see that this is no goshawful country viewing tins week for instance the wonder ful exhibits of flowers and vegetbles yes and fruits at the timmins horticultural societys 12th annual exhibition how could they call this a goshawful country this is no wilderness another word used by the toronto newspaper but a land of modern cities like sudbury kirkland lake timmins of attractive towns like hailcybury new liskcard iroquois falls south porcupine schumacher cochrane kapuskasing of homes of farms of contentment of prosperity this is no goshawful north but sometimes it does seem like a goshawful world timmins ad vance what did you do tom devers graduate of the toronto bible college who was reported murdered by ethiopian bandits when he tried to escape from his station nt yerga alem he has been on the mission field ns a representative of the sudan interior mission for three years his fiance miss gertrude iogue of lindsay is in addis ababa mission authorities report did you give him a lift hos a brother of man and bearing about all the burden he can did you give him a smile he was downcast and blue and the smile would have helped him to battle it through did you give him your hand he was slipping down hill and the world so he fancied was using him ill did you give him a word did you show him the road or did you just let him go on with his load do you know what it means just a clasp of the hand when a man has been bearing just all he can stand did you stop when he asked you to give him a lift or wcro you so busy you left him to drift oh i know what you mean what you say may be true but the lest of your manhood is what did you do did you reach out your hand did you find him the road or did you just let him go by with his load j a murry toronto contenders in the 500- 000 millar will baby race agree on few subjects except having babies but they ore unanimous in their pra ise of charles vance millar the ec centric toronto lwyeisportsmaij who drew the bizarre will critics of the document which left the money to the toronto mother having the most children in the 10 years ending octobei 31 next have called it fantastic and obscene but the contestants think it hie gracious work of a kindly man who loved big families millar was a bachelor who loved a joke from mrs martin kenny who claims the lead in the stork mara thon with 12 children and another expected down to the last mother on the list of contestants who hasnt a chance of winning they say he was a wonderful man and the will a grand idea it has been said the will was writ ten as a joke at a party and was never meant to stand but these mothers believe the humorous and slightly eccentric manabouttown meant every word of it and that the unusual document was written be cause he wanted to help some mother bring up a large family in this they have the support of a footnote to the will millar wrote this will is necessarily uncommon and capricious because i have no near relatives and no duty rests on me to leave properly at my death and what i do leave is proof of my folly in gathering and retaining more than i required in my lifetime maternal ambitions to 34yearold mrs kenny the will joke or no joke is an excellent one- it was a generous act to help the poor she says he knew the mon ey would go somewhere it was badly needed if she wins her first act will be to visit his grave and take all the family just think no one ever bothers to go and visit his grave mrs grace bagnato who has nine children for her entry and expects another feels much the same way it was his money and he could do what ho wanted with it she said if he wanted it to go to some poor family that had many mouths to feed thats his business if she won she wouldnt work so hard mrs bagnato- added she is a police court interpreter and her hus band i3 a customs clerk they would like the money to lead an easy life but she was quick to add that she and her husband had not gone into the race because of the money she was the mother of 13 children be fore the will was made public mrs arthur timleck said in her quiet way that she thought the will a good one if she had any plans about what she would do if her 10 children won her the money she wasnt talking about them wait until i win she said smilingly mrs john nagle another mother with 10 born in 10 years isnt worry ing about what she will do with the money all she is thinking of now is her latest baby only a few weeks old she said i am certainly not going to stop having babies in oc tober i lovo babies and so does my husband so we are just going to keep on having them if i win the money it will be very nice if i dont it doesnt matter much a fruit farm is mrs gus grazi- anos ambition if her nine children win her a share mrs stephen dar- rigo hasnt much chance with eight children but her share would go to buy a fruit and vegetable stoic which she would help her husband run children all living mrs ambrose harrison the only mother whose children are all liv ing says they are fortune enough for her but the 500000 would come in pretty useful around the house she had lf children in all eight of whom are eligible for the derby her husband a street car motor- man on a night shift has ideas about what ho would do with the money ill quit night work he vows the money may he used for a divorce if mrs x discovered re cently by the canadian press as a dark horse in the baby derby wins she has been separated from her husband for several years and says she would have married an other man if she could have obtained the money for a divorce financially the harrisons timlecks and bagnatos are the best off tim leck is employed steadily both mr and mrs bagnato work nagle a carpentev works part time as docs martin kenny the grazianos and darrigos have had a hard struggle and have been on relief most of the time in the past few years duce makes ready not one to wait for outbreak of hostilities before preparing premier mussolini personally supervised ialian war games near na ples as war clouds gather over europe bersaghen troops in dis tinctive garb go through machine gun maneuver neath italian tri color to stay idle by r w harrison windsor daily star fish can drown and have actu ally done so in a lake near walling- ford connecticut a correspondent in the journal science reports that water plants absorbed most of the oxygen from the water so that the many kinds of fish living there in died in gasping agony doubt is the necessary prelude of all research jb s haldano veteran and recruit cx vyp v i yftyfs v v x j jl3 or canadas national employment commission according to an ottawa correspondent will not only register all the unemployed but will examine their circumstances possibly the commissioners may encounter several chaps such as the new yorker who with a wife and children is out ot work and determined to stay out ot work a manufacturer offered him a job the other day but he sniffed two dollars a week more than im getting on relief aint enough ho said and i can show you how id stand to lose money it i took the pb i go to the movies seven times a week while im out of work i can go in the afternoon when the admission is fifteen cents if i took a job id have to go at night when its 10 cents that is 25 cents more every day or 175 a week now in addition to that 175 id have to pay co cents a week sub way fare and that makes it j285 so you see id be 35 cents in the hole ev ery week it i went to work which reminds us of the sad tale that came from coney island last win ter when a man obtained a job with the wpa snow shovelers full ot wil ling spirit lie reported to his boss but through the first day he wasn ablo to get a shovel as there werent en ough to go around all he did that day was to watch the others work on the second day the same thing happened and finally on the third the laborer an honest individual spoke of it to the boss who remarked what do you care youre getting paid arent you there are a lot of men who would give their eye teeth to get paid for standing around doing nothing yeah i know replied the worker but all the other guys on this job have something to lean on new field secretary iivi vy- mm 1 1 flpil col walter peacock who has been transferred from montreal to toronto and assumes the post of field secretary of the salvation army in canada 214 days and 214 eggs augusta me state and national egglaying records were scratched off the books by a rhode island red hen which laid 214 eggs in 214 con secutive days at the state experiment al station in monmouth she is owned by philip steele son ot biddeford me the previous national record was set by a rhode island hen in the 193334 contest when she laid 200 eggs fire damage in great britain and ireland this year is averaging nearly 5000000 a month new attack s on diabetes zinc found to increase cur ative power of insulin already proven montreal a toronto doctors discovery that zinc increases tho effect of insulin has opened the way to new and described as successful treatment of diabetes torontonian find the new type of insulin described by dr i m rabinowitch of mont real in the current issue of tho canadian medical association jour nal was discovered by dr d a scott of the connaught laboratories university of toronto dr scott found by experiment ing with animals uiat when zinc was added to insulin the injected solution had a more prolonged ef fect upon the blood sugar tiian insulin without the zinc in some cases the effects were equal to tho recently discovered danish prota- mineinsulin dr uabinowitcli re ports used at montreal following further experiments by dr j s foster cf mcgill university and prof c h best of the con- naught laboratories to discover tho quantity of zinc needed in treat- met of human beings the new mix ture called protamineinsulin was used in montreal general hospital where dr rabinowitch is director of the department of metabolism here dr rabinowitch relates a fiveyearold girl in the last stages of diabetes was cured completely 1g 12 hours after one injection the child was admitted to hospital in a state of precoma with the blood sugar extremely high ten units only of protamine- zincinsulin were given her and with no other treatment and no further administration the blood sugar re turned to normal and the child re covered something new the juvenile diabetic undoubt edly responds more readily to small doses of insulin than the adult says dr rabinowitch however in view of the clinical conditions in general the response noted in tins case was not expected it had never been met with heretofore with tho regular insulin increased sensitiv ity to the injected insulin appears to have been the cause addition of- zinc dr rabinowitch states has been found to increase the sensitivity of the diabetic to insulin as proved in the case of the girl severe diabetics he adds ordinarily requiring three or moro injections a day of the old insulin find one injection of the new mix ture each day is sufficient what is life to you exlondon cop back home candidates for the montreal big four indians are out in all sizes and weights the inexperienced youths mingle with the hardy vet erans and here we view one of each bert adams left veteran of a dozen seasons with the montreal squad and bruce burkhart rookie halfback a stranger in a vtrange football lanvi he is of the toronto burkhart stock and son of babe burkhart famous footballer with argonauts back around 1020 britons bound for new zealand te sap british icieealc- tho british kmpirc nd then the pacific nd their wivc found for the conference in wellington nz of the federation of chambers of commerce or arc ovn above they were photographed nt the windsor station in montreal later they will go to toronto to the preacher lifes a sermon to the joker its a jest to the miser life is money to the loafer life is rest to the lawyer lifes a trial to the poet lifes a song to the doctor lifes a patient that needs treatment right along to the soldier lifes a battle to the teacher lifes a school lifes a good thing to the grafter its a failure to the fool to the man upon the engine lifes a long and heavy grade its a gamble to the gambler to tlic merchant life is trade lifes a picture to the artist to the rascal lifes a fraud life perhaps is but a burden to the man beneath the hod life is lovely to the lover to the player lifes a play life may be a load of trouble to the man upon tho dray life is but a long vacation to the man who loves his work lifes an everlasting effort to shun duty to the shirk to the earnest christian worker lifes a story ever new life is what we try to make it brother what is life to you anon lady tweedsmuir lauds institutes william jordan right shown as he was greeted by sir james parr in top hat present high commissioner for new zealand in london as mr jordan arrived at waterloo station on his trip to lake up his appointment s high commissioner for new zealand to succeed sir james mr jordan migrated to new zealand after he had been successively a coach painter post office employe and lon don policeman b 3 vancouver im a country woman i am proud of it and of being a womens institute member her excellency lady tweedsmuir has in formed delegates to the convention of womens institute of british col umbia ive spent he happiest years ot my life in the country and im never so happy as when i am with country women she said at the cloning ses sion of the convention i am thrilled with the account ot your work to which i have listened use all your intelligence for pcalco lady tweedsmuir urged dont take ideas secondhand stand for peace in your homes your com munity your institute nnd lh world