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you i have heard voa will now kiss tao brlae said the parson after the ceremony ob said the nervous groom ive done that already mrs newrlch had given the land scape artist full authority and be was showing her over the formal garden he had just completed for her mrs xewrlch pointing what is thai landscape artist that is a sun dial sirs xewrlch whats a sundial landscape artist that is to tell the time of day the sun moving through the heavens cast a shadow which is recorded on the dial indicat ing the time of day mrs newricb beaming with inter est my goodness these modern inventions what will hey be think ing of next o i do hope you keep your cows in a pasture said mrs newlywcd as she paid her hill to the milkman yesm replied the milkman of course we keep them in a pasture im so glad gushed mrs newly- wed ive been told that pasteurized milk is much the best pholographer to woman sitter look pleasant please sitter i get the idea photographer click click now you can resume your natural expres sion o after chasing a street car for blocks or a boy for years nothing equals the feeling ot disappointment of finding youve caught the wrong one o a manager of n concern was pre senting a purse fold a watch to one of the employees who was leaving the concern the purse and watch were gifts of the other employees arter a long flattering speech the manager wound up with the con tents of this holding up the purse may in time disappear but hold ing up the watch here is something that will never go o joe ive just come from a dog show sam did you win a prize never bother about the man who calls you names to your face but beware of the bird who goes around and talks about you behind your back o wife why does the whistle blow for a fire husband it doesnt blow for the fire it blows for water theyve got the fire o no matter what you do somebody always knew you would classified news caller look here i want to see you about this paragraph announcing my resignation from the- chamber of commerce editor but its quite true isnt it caller quite but i should like you to explain why youve printed it under public improvements o stage hand to manager sotto voice shall i lovyr the curtain manager why stage hand one of tle living sta tues has the hlccups some men get away with anything they do others just do the things they can get i ay with o tourist whats in here guide leading the way into a morgue remains to be seen sir when she lost 281k she gained energy this young voman3 method of reducing overweight is evidently as beneficial as it is effective and a let ter she writes is therefore worthy of publication i am 24 years ot tf e heighl 5 ft 5vi ins and a short time ago ray weight was 28 lbs above normal i was listess and without energy now after taking ki usche salts reguarly i have lost 28 lbs in weight and have much more vitality also i have a very gocd complexion and i do not fml lff5siprf5 the enchantment of england we arc visiting the british isles this summer and the prospect has a have face blemishes of any kind glamour and allurement that it is surely this must be due to my having difficult to put into words we pure blood and i attribute the fact to my taking kruschen salts miss m s- kruschen combats the cause of fat by assisting the internal organs to throw off each day those waste pro ducts and poisons- which would other wise be converted by the bodys chemistry into fatty tissue recent events from overseas son dad ill be good if youll give me a dime dad junior to be a son of mine you must bo good for nothing doncasler england a new hush hush locomotive believed to be the largest in the united kingdom is nearing the stage of construction at the london and north eastern rail ways shop hrre it wajiliarned last week the engine will have eight coupled driving wheels each six feet eight in in diameter it is understood it will be used on the londonscotland run the locomotive was designed by herbert nigel grcsley chief mechan ical engineer of the company and the school in locomotive design found a record deal eig old kugbeians the holders were beaten in the third round of the halfordllewitl golf cup on the royal cinque ports course here recently bp old watsonians by 3 games to 2 the most spectatcutar shot of the day was a shanked drive by e c tyrwhittdrake lancing from the first tee the ball going through the door of the clubhouse and coming to rest outside the dining room the 19th hole ine one tho winners in the third round were o wellingtonians o watsoni ans o foresters o radleianso up- pinguanis o carthusians o hailey- buriauus and o etonians new fuel london a fleet of new stream lined wagons recently delivered to the raf aerodrome biggin hill kent enough british coalpetrol to supply seven air squadrons it was the largest bulk supply of petrol made from british coal ever delivered so confident aie the authorities of the quality ot the fuel proved by last years gruelling tests that the seven squadrons at biggin hill are to leave on protracted manoeuvres early next month using nothing else for 17 squadrons the raf now consumes the whole of the british output this year 1000000 gallons of pet rol will be produced for the force from 300000 tons of british coal by tho end ot the year seventeen squadrons will be using it the south wales coalfield which before the war supplied the navy with the bulk ot its coal has sent a deputation to the oilconversion ex perts inviting them to establish a plant in monmouthshire paper worth 10000 london a frail little woman is fighting a legal battle with lawyers and executors in ney york over a square inch of paper but that piece of paper is worth between 10000 and 15000 meanwhile in england half a dozen connoisseurs are keeping in touch with new york by cable watching and waiting for the opportunity to step in and gain posesssion ot that piece of paper it is the british guiana one cent stamp the rarest stamp in the world it is the only specimen in existence the frail wonran is mrs hind widow ot the millionaire brush manufacturer whose hobby was collecting rare stamps she still possesses the stamp is past 45 and low and upset look for add stomach here are the signs nerrouiiuw frequent headache neuralgia feellnft of waalmem indirection sleepiewnem lou of appc mouth acidity naueea sour stomach autolntoilcatlon enter a different world full of the romance and history of the past un believable castles hedges along the winding road green fields that merge into the landscape the quaint villages with he steepled church do minating the whole thatched cottages you can see this all in no other country butehglagd there is no other country where you can take scenic beauty as a matter of course where pageantry fits into the picture am where dreams come true thousands of years have made these islands what they are there is a continuity which in spite of mod ern improvements definitely links the past with the present you are in a foreign country tmd yet you are home quite a paradox- cathedral cities we shall visit some 21 cathedral cities this summer t shall refer only to two of these winchester the old capital of england was a tribal capital in ro man days a long line of kings were crowned and buried here and as late as the time of henry iii the citi zens of winchester disputed with the citizens of london over the right of precedence no factories foul the air or mar tho outlines of her streets and the romans in planning the system of loads had them radiate like the spokes of a wheel so that the city is the natural county town water meadows stretch for miles to the north and south and thanks to j the foresight of its builders win chester lias probably more open spaces than any town of its size in the kingdom henry ward beecher proclaimed the cathedral to he the most beauti ful in europe and recently in talk ing to a prominent catholic church dignitary he told me that he con- sidered winchester cathedral to be the finest ecclesiastical edifice in the british isles here is the tomb of william of wykeham founder of the church william rufus and others mary was married to philip of spain in this cathedral- the nave is the longest in the world with the excep tion of st peters at rome won derful carvings in stone and wood give artistic grace to the interior it is history in a form which charms the eye and spirit the rare old city of chester chester the city of the legions has been well described by this quaint bit of verse i doe love this ancient citic we never tread upon it but we set our foot upon some reverend historic memories of chester cannot with certainty be carried back further the british isles i england scotland ireland and wales just think of visiting them for the first time or if you have been there before think of renew ing your previous experience it is worth while to build up an estate of memories for the future it is worth while doing it now captain reidsall motor all brit ish tour sails ou the empress of australia on june 21st you can take 31 days 45 days or continue on the whole trip for the 52 days it costs nothing to enquire it is a wonderful opportunity or if you want togo to the con tinent or the rasslon play there are seven itineraries available ran ging from 27 days to 57 days aud in price from 31 to 77s write to captain f h rcid c p r building toronto or tele phone waverley gg46 human historle siegfried sassoon in the spectator the multitudinous dead like books unread are somewhere in the library of time glimpses we get of what they felt and said humdrum and homely or loftily sub lime but mostly they are ghostly name less nought whose journeying shadows fell and left no trace whose worlds in worlds of woven and welded thought are now the language ot a vanished i race nothing exists in life more strange than these lost lineaments of human histories n ott-nm- r c v f i than 47 ad- when the romans ad vanced from the midlands to attack wales recently however two stone axes have been found- in an old section of the town it is one of the rare examples of a walled town and even today one can make a circuit of the old city on the top of what is the most perfect structure of its kinil in britain a history of the wall would be an article in itself and some time i may write about this the rows are a remarkable fea ture of chester and are unique in that there are rows of shops one over the other the sidewalk of the upper shops being immediately on top of the stores on the street level the main street of thun in switzerland more nearly resembles the chester rows than any other street this idea might be adopted in modified form to overcome our traffic prob lems of the future who knows the cathedral associations go back over 1000 years and bring recollec tions of king alfreds daughter ethelfleda and the grim earl leoffic of mercia husband of the celebrated lady godiva he and succeeding rulers made notable additions to the building the latest change being made about 1880 of interest to canadians is a cor ner of the trancept where hanging near the ceiling is a tattered battle hag and in the corner under it is a picture of the plains of abraham the flag is that of the cheshire regi ment and was used to cover the body of general wolfe when he lay mor tally wounded at quebec the medieval streets with their halftimbered houses are being judi ciously maintained and the character of the town preserves its old time atmosphere recovers gold even from chimney soot since the government devaluated the dollar almost doubling the dollar value of every scrap of gold the as say office in new york has been us ing every conceivable precaution in its melting rooms to conserve the me tal the assay office is housed in a relatively new balding white and severe at the corner of old slip and south street one of its important in stallations is called a fume precip itator in reality a series of metal sleeveseach plumbed by a chain al ternating currents run through he chains and the sleeves and as the smoke passes up the chimney the soot particles containing minute particles of gold are dashed from the air by this electric barrage and fall to the bottom of the flue this precious residue is collected once or twice a year by men who go into the basin of the chimney and shovel it out the assay office re alizes 10000 to 15000 on the sale of gold reclaimed from chimney toot even the dust on the walls is col lected for gold the moftqyr and poker hands too turret tine cut wise smokers who roll their own cigarettes are leak ing 10c do a bigger job than ever before theyre using turret fine cut the mild cool fragrant tobacco that gives them more and better smokes for the same money and poker hands to exchange for free gifts a turn to turret fine cut is a turn in the right direction xs greater economy greater pleasure and the extra value of poker hands dont wait windsor england found one dog cairn terrier- name of owner edward albert christian george andrew patrick da vid windsor prince of wales name of dog jigs found by unidentified motorist received by southampton poict who had been driven batty looking for jigsfdr three days and nights when he rah away from wales country house fort belvedere charge awou disposition lodged in jail await ing royal equerry what to do for it 3 taki 2 teaspoon uls of phillips milk of mff- nesia in a glass of water every morning when you set up take another teaspoonful 30 minutes after eating and another before you go to bed or take the new phillips milk of magnesia tablets on mm lor each teaspoonful as di rected above it you have acid stomach dont worry about it follow the simple directions given above this small dosage of- phillips milk ol magnesia acts at once to neutralize the acids that cause headache stomach pains and other distress try it youll feci like a new person but be carclul you get genuine phillip milk of magnesia or phillips milk of magnesia tablets when you buy 25c and 50c sizes auo nt laiin foim eaco tiny labtet b the equivalent of teaspoonful of genuine phillip milk 01 magnesia j jibxafc wapimcajuo j which she claims was given to bel ly her husband tho executors dis pute her right to it negotiations continue meanwhile the remaindei of the collection valued at 100000 has arrived with mr it h warmer the stamp dealer who on hearing that the collection was to be sold raced out to america in advance of hund reds of other dealers and bought the lot hope of settlement but the precious slamp which mr harmer wanted more than any other in the world for which he had i waited many years to uuy eluded 1 him when he reached america the squabble was still going on and the stamp cannot yet be sold mr harmer said the question- has not been taken t court antm hope it will be settled amlcaby i am in touch with the executors and as soon as the ownership ot the stamp is settled i shall buy it it is printed in black on magenta- colored paper and was one ot a few issued iu 1s06 by the british guiana authorities huge edifice liverpool eng thanks largely to the munificent gift just announced ot nearly 1250000 from lord vestey and his brother sir edmund vestey liverpool anglican cathedral is like ly to be finished completely in an other 16 years or within 60 years ot tho laying of the cornerstono by king edward viii compared with tho time it took to build some ot the other great cath edrals ot england this will be a truly amazing achievement whole cen turies were spent upon the erection of such noble piles as canterbury york or lincoln on the other hand st pauls was rebuilt after the great fire ot london in the short space of 35 years the money tor its rebuild ing came largely from a tax on coal brought into london freewill offerings liverpool cathedral is rising en tirely through freewill offerings ranging from the penny of the sun day scholar to gifts even more prince ly than that of the brothers vestey lord vestey and sir edmund vest ey are making the gift in memory ot their parents and the money is to be devoted to the building of the great central tower o the cathedral this the crowning fcaturo ot tho de sign ot sir gilbert scott will rise 327 feet above ground level making the cathedral a landmark for many miles out at sea up to now we have had rather a shapeless building from the outside says sir gilbert scott the tower will give it a certain completeness and dignity wo shall start on the tower in rbout two years and it ought to he completed in about four anticipate criticism tho nave which is the final stage ot the cathedral building will cost 42500000 and it money comes in to enable the committee to spend 300- 000 a year the cathedral will be com pleted in 1950 or 50 years from the date it was begun in anticipation oil criticism about the spending ot so much money on a cathedral it is pointed out that sj per cent of the vestey donation will bospent in local wages and material the editors dream the editor after working over his list ot delinquent subscribersuntil he was weary fell asleep he dreamed that he was a boy away back in the district school that they were having an entertainment and that his part was to recite the old oaken bucket when it came to his luruue spoke out in his sleep but this is what the stenographer heard him say how dear to my heart is the steady subscriber who pays in advance at the birth of each year who lays down the money and does it quite glad- and casts round the office a halo of cheer he never says stop it i cannot af ford it im getting more magazines now than i read but always sajs send it i read it i like it the fact is i think it a help and a need how welcome his cheque when it reaches our sanctum how it makes our pulse throb bow it makes our heart dance we outwardy thank him we inwardly bless him the steady subscriber who pays advance in knows onions save poker hands fo gel eerier cigarette papers rkub everybody agrees that chantecler and vogue are the best papers you can get 5 large books of either brand free lor only one complete set of poker hands from yoiir nearest poker hand premium store or by mail from po box 1 380 montreal it pays to roll your own with turret fine cut cigarette tobacco save the poker hands 3 iroperisi tobicco conpoy of ddja urnted heres the perfect beauty routine mess sergeant explains hes biological instructor jmm map of canadian mines i with tji topjrrif m awntra to t lloyds map sf canadian mint educational xntebeatikg rpreptrtlts the mmt prtnt world moat fanova ulnlnc listed an tha stack exchangea m great mineral discoveries and development of canada this wap la fafdlspaiuamt rt xik t ztutn mai l coupo grant mahoos a company toronto canada wuxmt eoat vr omlcatlon suojr turd map otcmuuhu blaea- caldwell idaho mess sergeant cornelius t cramer of headquarters troops 116th cavalry idaho national guards knows his onions as well as his cabbages and vitamins major john hood was giving the organization its annual examination do you believe in feeding your troops on salads andgreens he in quired of sergeant cramer yes sir why because green stuff contains vit amin c name some disease this vitamin prevents directed the major scurvy sir do you know what a sacrimiso ccrvicia is yes sir how do you happen to know that im biological instructor ef the co- lege of idaho here sir a perfect nightly beauty routine and one which every skin needs re gardless of its age or type makes use of the four essential cosmetic preparations complexion soap clea nsing and tissue creams and skin tonic today well concentrate on a regular horns treatment first wash youi face and reck with soap and water rubbing with the palms of your hands as well as with a rough wash cloth then rinse several times witli tepid water and finish with a very cold rinse cleansing cream comes next using upward and outward strokes cover the skin with a thin layer of the quickmelting cream let it stay on for two minutes and then with soft cleansing tissues remove every trace of it skin tonic is the third 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