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smiles mn i jupiter gold syndicate ltd no personal liability 530 acres adjoining adanae gold mnes in rouyn quebec send for map and full particulars unlisted securities corporation ltd 330 bay st toronto if you value your neighbors friend ship dont make a path across his lawn cutting corners stenographer you know that ex cuse you advised me to spring on the boss when i was late this morning boy friend yes i told you it was a surefire excuse wasnt it stenographer it was he sure fired me the reason why a lot of men are bachelors is because they failed to embrace their opportunities sunday school teacher who was the mother of moses little mary rharaohs daughter sunday school teacher but she found him in the bullrushes little mary that was her story the essential of a good detective story is that it be simple says ches terton if the reader is as well it adds to the surprise an english neurologist says that a man who owns a car seldom walks in bis sleep but we bet if hes got a family he does it a lot when hes awake tfyttti irjripsioifs never seen outside of holland in the winter the cows are stabled urider janitor how did you come to lose your job office boy mine and the boss grandmother died on the same day the following interesting item was taken from last weeks issue of the brushville bugle sam hopkins accidentally shot himself while hunting one of the wounds is fatal but his friends are glad to hear that the other one is not serious its very embarrassing when ones wife is jealous and very humiliating when she isnt red pepper many a boss at the office washes the dishes at home self praise is no re commendation the fellow who wastes his time seldom has anything else to waste if women were- satis fied with the faces god gave them druggists would go broke how much of what you do is done just to kill time it isnt where you start from but how you finish that counts this is the age of famous cooks big sun day dinners and stomach specialists duties are opportunities not obliga tions it is the people outside of our jails that cause all of the trouble bet ter business is built by building bet ter men a town becomes a city when it establishes safety zones brains do not swell but the head that lacks them does women may be slaves to dress but most of them nowadays labor under a very light burden a little cooperation now and then is ap preciated by the best of men a hen pecked husband is a man whose nerve is in his wifes name repairman what makes you think your telephone is out of order subscriber i got the right number three times in succession it is a pretty custom to tip your hat to a lady these bright spring days this convenient courtesy shades the eyes and enables one to get a much better view of the girls in question young man in library have you a book called man the worlds huler lady librarian you might fiud it in the fiction department sir almost universal should i marry a woman who lies to me man do you want to be a bachelor all your life no man can tell what the future may bring forth and small opportuni ties are often the beginning of great enterprises capt windmills wooden shoes and water holland is not a big country less than 14000 square miles in area but it is and has been in the past a very important country situated on the north sea the netherlands another name for the country form the most characteristic portion of the great plain of northern and western eur ope it is the lowest part of this plain some portions of it being from 16 to 20 feet below the level of the sea and nearly all parts of it are too low for natural drainage consequently water enters largely into the life of its peo ple and the history of the country has been affected by the constant effort to preserve the land by means of lines of dunes low hills of sand on the sea- coast and by artificial dykes the celebrated zuyder zee has been form ed by the breaking through of the duneline but by an act in 1918 this submerged area is being reclaimed and the work is expected to be com pleted by 1939 so it will bo good bye to the picturesque fishing vil lages on the zuyder zee volendam monnikendam market etc today as you drive from amsterdam to these quaint villages with their even more quaintly dressed inhabitants you will see the reclaiming work in progress long strips of wood are woven to gether as in basket work these are used to hold the earth which is brought for the refilling comparative- small sections of the work are finish ed at a time but the undertaking has been steadily proceeding until at the time of writing there is quite a large area recovered and under cultivation so much for the water and nothing has been said about the network of canals for which the country is cele brated now for the windmills these singular structures have somehow be come identified with holland although they have been in evidence inmany other countries as well they are by no means peculiar to this interesting country however when one thinks of holland the minds eye pictures a landscape on which there is at least one windmill and when we see a re presentation of a windmill we instinc tively think of holland isnt it so these towers with their four huge re volving sails fit into the scene and would be quite outofplace in this country even the occasional one we see used for advertising purposes seems so utterly incongruous that it becomes an eyesore rather than the thing of beauty it is in the dutch coun try some of them are artistic others are rudely built but all are pic turesque even though in many disticts the distinctive costumes of the natives is being replaced by modern garb the wooden shoes seem to hold ttelr own against the encroaches of standardized dress particularly is this so in the smaller places this clumsy looking foot covering is roughly fashioned with primitive tools and can be pur chased for very small sums even at places which especially cater to the i specialization in the same roof with the family except- li- 1 u ing the larger herds of course one of j oulcji s tt ork xla5 really just begun institute of womens profes sional relation discuss plans for promoting occupational in formation washington a new age in womens work the age of specialization has really just begun so said mrs catherine filene shouse in presiding as chairman of the board of directors of the instit ute of womens professional rela tions at- a discussion of plain for promoting occupational information for women many addition occupations have sure you that this makes a delicious developed for women the most interesting places to visit is a cheese factory where the living rooms stables cheesepresses and curdling vats are side by side cvery- their being kept scrupulously clean and the inhabitants appearing none the worse for the close proximity of the animals and factory in some of the houses the beds are built into the wall like a horizontal cupboard and in some places these beds are in tiers as are sleepiugberths in a ship holland is the place where they feed you well the continental break fast consisting of rolls butter some times jam and coffee chocolate or tea is augmented by thin slices of creamy dutch cheese zwelbach i think that is the correct spelling for the crisp breadlike biscuits of ho land and slices of cooked ham i as those magic isles this is a title which has been given to great britain and ireland the sigh spots of these wonder ful islands are to be visited this summer by a select party under the capable guidance of capt e h held whose travel impressions have appeared in this paper for many weeks past this year is a good year to see the british isles travelling by motor makes your land journey one continuous round of sightseeing routes quite oft the beaten track are included in the itinerary and you will have an op portunity to familiarize yourself with the homeland in a unique and glorious summer vacation the the cathedral cities the lakes of england scotland and ireland and wales the homes and haunts of famous writers castles scenery that you can see nowhere else all these and much more is included all the ravel taken out of tra vel congenial companionship all- inclusive cost finest accommoda tion a real chance to realize the longings and ambition of years why not do it this summer an other year never comes such a vacation will enlarge your horizons make your reading more pleasant and above all it will build happy memories that can never be taken away from you write to captain reid at 710 cpr building toron- to it will cost you nothing to en quire and you will find that he will be glad to help you in this or any other travel plans you may contem plate meal the other meals are wonder fully good the icecream is more like our own than any you get in other countries not even excepting the british isles the inevitable dish of cheese fowl served as a separate course from the meat course and gen erally accompanied by a preserved fruit my party always like holland its peo ple its peaceful atmosphere and tho courtesy one meets everywhere tho language is low dutch as distinguish ed from the literary language of ger many which is highdutch closely allied to the dutch language is the flemish tongue which together with french is one of the official languages of belgium the country that we will dlsucss in our article of next week tourist trade i found a card the other day which reads like this s tol volendam pay your special attention to my prices they are cheaper i dont give 40 to 50 procenls commission to the guides really though the english spoken by the dutch people is very good in deed some of tho villagers have even copied some of our slang greetings such as hello baby wooden shoes are worn on bicycles of which there are moret according to population than possibly in any other country- and they wear out in the soles just as our shoes do it is interesting to see the children at play clattering along the cobbled streets with incred ible speed when they enter the house the shoes are removed and placed neatly in p row at the door sometimes one can judge the size of a family by the numbc of shoes ranged alongside one another tho large clogs of the parents and the smaller ones of the children dairying is one of the principal in dustries of the netherlands the green fields aro relieved by herds of black and white holsteins or the dis tinctive belted cattle which i have hero 14 shows real modesty i wish anyway the girls would let me alone he declares chicago when 14yearod jimmy gallagher walked into his eighth grade classroom the other day little girls smiled at him his male acquaint ances showed a new respect and even the teacher conveyed approbation it all happened because jimmy be came a hero while his classmates were still in bed jimmy had been errning spending moneyby helping on a milk tiruk one morning he was waiting in the office of the lakeview dairy for his driver a conversation with two em ployes was broken startlingly by the crash of a plate glass window at jimmys feet fell three sticks of dynamite a fuso smojldering at the eiic the men fled pivcipitately but jim my calmly stooped picked up the ex plosive carried it to tho door and threw it into the street the subse quent explosion shattered windows for a block and blew the door at which jimmy stood off its hinges jimmy uninjured worked his route as usual and was more embarrassed than pleased at the adulation of his youthful companions i wish anyway the girls would let me alone he protested chas chaplin turns author in various new fields of work during the last 10 years she said a majority of them call for special training some of hho older fields to which women in large numbers have devoted their energies such as teaching for ex ample aro overcrowded the age of specialization has really just be gun the province of the institute of womens professional relations is to assist as fully as possible in preparation for this new ase triumph of silken hose womens wear stores that put in a supply of woollen stockings when below zero weather showed some re gularity early this winter find that they have not had the anticipated de mand women have retained their silk hose even to the extremity of frozen legs they will not abandon them under any hardship which is a hint that the inventor of silk stockings had a find that proved a tremendous moneymaker for the trade surprise is expressed by men that women have tho endurnee to defy the weather with only silk covering their limbs of course there are cases of frostbite but it seems to be a matter of only serious discomfort unless there shuld be a second freez ing the results are not dangerous a physician says that a second freez ing of the legs might necessitate skin grafting the women are not at all dismayed by the severe weather they could don woollen stockings of good appear ance and be comfortable but they are not doing it silk maintains its prestige under the most severe tests brantford expositor if you want a 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