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m smiles t isssssessos sense is a better inheritance than dollars people who give a square deal usually get a square deal re joice at anothers success and study bis methods crime isnt due to pinch of want then it raust be due to want of pinching and then of course the nudists con save quite a bit on moth balls ten men overplay or ovcrloaf where one overworks the men who sit around and whittle and wait for the breaks are the men who stay broke the beginning of a perfect evening is a decision to let the sup per dishes wait until morning more thau one young husban has had his tfyttl ifjnc55l6jj5 a flag incident in germany germany has many incidents to rc- lato these days and the flag industry- is working overtime to supply the de mand herr hitler is in the saddle and the people in every city town village and hamlet are more than anxi ous to display the swastika emblem of the xazi party as the nationalist party is called when we were in berlin last sum mer mr treadaway the manager of canadian pacific there told me that for months he had been trying to get a special houseflag made to display in front of his office but when i was syes opened with a can opener baldheaded man you cay this is i good hair tonic drug clerk very tine we have a lustomer who took the cork out of the bottle with his teeth and the next day ho had a mustache if twas told c you lust a little bit of sender started in a thoughtless way may put a blight upon a person that quite likely long may stay or the thing may have been started as some sort of foolish joke but think how youd be insulted if twas told on your own folk slander moves in vicious circles seem ingly without an end and like all the slimy reptiles is a thing without a friend lie or she who spreads a story that should not have been unloosed may be certain in the future it will sure come home to roost man i wonder if dyeing the hair s really as dangerous as some of the lectors say henpecked neighbor you bet it s an uncle of mine tried it once and vithin a month he was married to a vidow with four children the 21st verse of the 7th chapter of ezra in the bible contains all the let ters of the alphabet except ihe letter 1 examination showr woman my husband is a polfect brute and i am going to get a di vorce visiting gentleman friend why i thought he was a pretty square sort of fellow woman he may be square but i dont want him around he thinks it is more important to pay the grocer than to buy the clothes i want womens bathing suits used to be an embarrassment in the water but now they are an embarrassment out 3f it first woman she told me you told her that secret i told you not to tell her second woman the mean thing told her not to tell you i told her first woman well dont tell her 1 told you she told me the oldfashioned beau brimmel who used to spend a lot of time rub bing the creases out of his trousers has a grandson who spends plenty of money trying to keep his creased pretty young thing are yon sure these curtains wont shrink i want them for my bedroom windows candid clerk lady with your figure you should care you should care riddles 1 what is that which by taking away an i has nothing left but a nose 2 what insect does the blacksmith manufacture 3 what cord is full of knots which cannot be untied 4 why is a dressmaker like a armer 5 what is it that goes all the way tround the house and never makes a rack answers 1 noise 2 fire flies 3 a cord of ivood 4 one sews what she gathers ho others gathers what he sows 5 lho wind talking to him he didnt know when to expect it the reason for tlris was in evidence wherever we went each community was decked out as if for a gala occasion and i assure you that it provided a brilliant effect the story i am going to tell is how ever about a different circumstance this happened the summer before last we were driving through the rhine- land and had visited heidelberg the university centre known to many by the fact that it was the setting for the popular musical comedy the student prince we visited the castle there with its english ivy garden planted when an english princess lived there as the wife of the elector we saw the old buildings of the university with its student prison walls cut with names of many generations of stu dents we had an opportunity to drink light or dark beer in the upper room of the tavern where the cele brated duels took place and examined the duelling sabres sharpened to a razorlike edge around the walls of this old room were many pictures of student groups each class wearing its own distinctive uniform and on- the faces of many could be seen the ugly scars of which german students were so proud we did not stay in heidelberg on this occasion but went to the neigh boring town of mannheim to spend the night mannheim is a modern city on the rhine and is the second largest river port in europe it is only half an hour away from heidelberg and possesses one ct the finest hotels i have ever been in the city is also an industrial centre and contains the sunlight soap factory the motor fac tory of daimlerbenz and other large plants another unusual thing for an european city is the regular arrange ments of the streets and the letters and numbers instead of names as we drove up to our hotel a mag nificent structure built it is said with monies borrowed from the united states we noticed three large flag- staffs in front of the building on the outer staffs were the flags of germany and mannheim respectively while on the centre staff was the stars and stripes this did not excite any com ment as many americans were tra velling and we thought it was a ges ture made on their account when we entered and were having our rooms assigned the manager said you notice we have your flag up i immediately knew what he meant but answered him no i didnt notice it his expression changed and he said what are you not americans to which i replied oh yes we are americans all right but we do not happen to come from the part of america to which that flag belongs i saw that he was disappointed and somewhat surprised that we were all from canada but nothing more was said imagine our surprise a few minutes later to see an attendant hauling down the stars and stripes and in its place putting up the union jack talk about service a little later at dinner time the hotel people wished to do us further honour apparently the are you looking foi something different in the aj ot entertain ment tor youi church oclety club or institute capt v h held the wellknown traveller who has been contribut ing the series ot articles to this paper under the beading of travel impressions has what is perhaps the finest collection of european views id the couotry pictures taken with als own camera beautl fully coloured showing some of the outoftheway places at well as the localities about which you have read and heard portugal spatd stance italy switzerland austria jugoslavia hungary czechoslo vakla uerman holland belgium tnd british islea are included in his unique collection for particulars regarding this ommunlcate with captain held ai loom 421 73 adelaide street west toronto v more tobacco sojt si msaawesmftkei had intended to play american airs for us but did not have time to find suitable substitutes for the changed conditions remember we were in germany not so very many years af ter the late war and judge whether we were surprised when the orchestra leader looked over at me with a smile and gave the signal for the band to start what do you think tipper- ary the british soldiers marching song played by an orchestra in ger many- of course we showed our ap preciation after we had recovered from the shock one thing they as all other europeans do recognized the british connection and we were pro perly thrilled with this acknowledg ment many benefits accrue from travel be sides pure emotional enjoyment it should enlarge the mind energize the imagination it will vitalize the books you read and the pictures you see above all it should beget toleration and the better understanding of the people whom we call foreigners have you ever been in a salt mine next week the story will be ahout an interesting visit to the bowels of the earth in the salt mines near salz burg when you roll your own with turret fine cut you get more satisfying cigarettes and more of them too be cause this better cigarette tobacco gives you more tobacco for your money plus poker hands with the money you save on turret fine cut you can buy the best papers vogue or chantecler and yet pay less for your cigarettes and you can use the poker hands to getfree many beautiful and useful gifts for yourself your home and your friends join the big swing to turret fine cut today it pays to roll your own with turret fine cut cigarette tobacco save th e poker hands imperii tobacco compacj of ctnada limited the best way to get free cigarette papers exchange the poker hands you get with turret fine cueforvogueorcbaotecler cigarette pipers at ourpokerhand premium stores or by mail 5 large books un of better papers free for just y f 1 1 onecomplete set of jsessss pokerhiids recent events from overseas paris seeks to stem tide of students asking help paris paris is faced with a stu dents crisis the quartier latin has closed those halcjon days of light- hearted bohemians and the students crowd to the great schools in ever- increasing- numbers but as the stu dents increase jobs diminish examinations are made more diffi cult newspapers hold investigations the authorities issue warnings but still the students come and the prob lem grows five hundred of those who were graduated in science in 1932 are unable to find jobs in arts 767 are still unemployed sometimes writes claude belan- ger general secretary of the unione nationale des studients de france a medical doctor is engaged at 15 francs a day selling pharmaceutical preparations but most of them re main without work with nothing in their pockets but a piece of parch ment the position of the art stu dent is if anything worse urgent action is advocated reor ganization of the medical and legal profession is pressed it is suggested that from the period of the elemen tary school the childs special apti tudes be studied and careful counsel orchestra given on the choice of a career before he talks and she listens honeymoon she talks and ho lis- ens after both talk and the neighbors isten woman why did you marry such homely man visiting woman he asked me britain cuts infant mortality deaths among infants less than a rear old- have fallen by half in great britainsliice the first ten years of the icutury four of tho eight children ot mr ind mrs charlie fletcher of shap- igh maine underwent appendicitis speratlons at l 5 same time you cannot talk about one object vithout having in mind some other bject of comparison sir arthur cddington her hips reduced 5 inches friends wonder how she does it a kruschen secret those friends of mrs e m d who have been wondering how that lady is reducing her hip measurement are now let into the secret she has been taking kruschen here is a letter from her i was gaining in flesh and not feel ing too well so i started to take krus chen salts and am nowon my third bottle my hips used to be 47 ins and tho last three months i have got them down to 42 ins so my friends who used to laugh at me are now won- uering i shall have the last laugh for when 1 get my hips down to what i think is right ill tell them but i do know this i am feeling letter since taking kruschen and am really- glad i kept on with it mrs e m d heres the recipe that banishes fat take onehalf teaspoon of kruschct salts in a glass of hot water before breakfast modify your diet and take gentle exercise the stomach liver kidneys and bowels are tuned up and the pure fresh blood containing tho ix talta ot kruschen is carried to every part of the body then follows plays great game knows baby dead birmingham eng joe bradford birminghams centre forward played a great game in the local derby against aston villa recently yet a few hours before the match his baby had died the baby was born two days before and he had spent the long hours be tween then and the day of the game in an anguish of anxiety when the news of the babys death reached the birmingham club an offi cial immediately asked bradford if he would like to retire from the game i will stay he said and he played well two years ago joe bradford was the hero of a cup final he had been suffering for weeks from an injured leg but it was decided to play him in the wembley match between birming ham and west bromwich west bromwich won 21 bradford scored birminghams only goal dislike josephine baker helsingfors finland miss joseph ine baker the colored dancer is hav ing an unhappy time in the baltic countries last week she was not allowed to perform in estonia later her ap pearance on the stage of a helsingfors theatre caused a riot the famous dusky artist was as sailed with stink bombs accompanied by an outburst of catcalls and whist ling go back to africa shouted the enraged finns the performance had to be broken off meanwhile outside the theatre the police had to be summoned to disperse an unruly crowd first baby in nuddist colony paris the first baby to be born in physiopolis the nudist colony on an island in the river seine has arrived to the wife of a french professor he weighed eight pounds the pro fessor and his wife both prominent members of tho colony decided upon a 100 per cent ntuldls birth as a scientific experiment despite the recent bitterly cold weather the mother lias taken her morning swim in the seine and walked five miles a day on the island mother and child are doing well charmed life london a wartime airmans re markable record was revealed at lon don sessions recently when be plead ed guilty to driving a motor car to the danger of the public the man mr leo philip scotf- paine was fined 23 and ordered to pay 23 guineas costs his license was suspended for three years sir henry curtis bennett icc de fending revealed that mr scottpaiue served throughout the war in the royal naval air reserve was award ed tho distinguished service cross and medals from other nations flew continuously under bombardment at dunkirk in 1017 was shot down in the north sea was picked up after five er was taken to germany where he ad a half hours by a german destroy- was confined at six different prison during bis seven years tt tho am bassador he met many society cele brities for the club was designed to be the most luxurious in loudon it was reputed to have had a mem bership of 11000 makes predictions for this year french prophetess foretells return of prosperity paris a year of peace and return ing prosperity opened for the world on january 1 1934 this was the prediction of mriie blanche de paunac the french pro phetess who won fame by predicting in the middle of summer 1918 that the war would end with an armistice on november 11 in an hypnotic sleep mme de paunac made the following specific predictions for 1934 hitlers power will be unbroken in 1934 but will pass away in 1935 no political revolutions will disturb the year a great german general and two famous french statesmen will die a king who was driven from his throne will return there will be a big french air catastrophe a group of planes failing to return to their point of departure there will be a german sea disaster mme de paunac foresees no fight ing of any sort during the year she states that russia will act as the worlds peacemaker preventing sev eral nations going to war while fiance britain and italy will reach a working agreement mussolini is to enjoy good health and italys affairs to run smoothly the greatest change is to be the restoration of te monarchy in spain during the year in making these predictions mme de paunac does not use crystal globes or other such devices she goes into a trance and after showing suffering begins to speak during this time her persian cat sleeps on her shoulder colds that hang on coughs that rack the whole system- there s a job for scotts emulsion of cod liver oil llllll tm vv scotts emulsion rich in vitamins heroic rescue from poison gas teaching hens to lay the average hen lays many more eggs per annum than formerly in gt britain the highest laying record in a recent competition being 232 eggs per bird in the heavy breed section represented by white wyandottes and 23s eggs per bird in the lightbreed sec tion represented by white leghorns the cost of feeding was about l4d a week per bird while the gross profit on the 2000 birds entered was lis lozd per bird per annum an experimental farm with 500 poultry and all the latest devices to induce hens to lay more eggs is to he set up at hull by the british oil and cake mills ltd the farm will have the most modern incubators and pen ning facilities and tli3 promoters hope that the result will greatly improve british poultry three hundred poultry breeders re cently visited tho firms huge jiiotlel poultry farm at bilton hull where they were shown the stock ot 2009 birds they were told that the manu facturers ot poultry food had still much to learn ahout tho direct effect on egg production ot any material son dies for his father deadly vapor takes two lives coventry eng a sou died to save his father here recently the resident manager of the new coventry corporation sewerage works mr arthur ceney went into an inspection chamber on the main sludge channel and was overcome by poisonous fumes the works manager samuel toone a veteran with 35 years experience of sewerage management behind liiin went at once to his aid he too was overcome then john toone samuel toones 19yearold son an apprentice to the city engineers department shouted for help h could not wait while the proper equipment was brought with the high iniatlcnce of youth he too plunged down the manhole shaft to rescue his father and his chief he also succumbed to the gas firemen came lo the rescue like divers with respirators for helmets and equipped with ropes to haul thorn anu their human freight to the surface they descended into the tea of poisonous vapor when they emerged artificial res piration was applied to the three vic tims a new resuscitation apparatus was used finally it was possible to remove samuel toone to the coventry and warwickshire hcpital where lie lies between life and death i for tw hours artificial respiration was continued on ceney and john toone in vain classified advertising patemt an okfer to every invjsntok list of want inventions and full information aent free the ramsay com pany world patenl atinrneva it nnnk street nrtnved nnnrtn coal and coke coj ai write our wholesale department for quotations on steam coal the mllnes cl l lid toronto rrs liver thai makes you feefso wtoiell wake up your liver bile no calomel necessary foi you to teel healthy end hrppy out over must pour two pounds ot kiiuiu bile into your bowels every day without thai bile trouble starts poor digestion slow ejiiiiiiiatia poisons lu the body general wretchedness how can you expect to clear up situation like this completely witb mere boueltnoving salts oil mineral water laxative cattd or chewing gum or roilgnace thev lont nve apyour liver 011 need carters ijttle liver illlft corel regelable safe quick and sure results eg lor them by oauie iteine suhaitute v at all eruggiste 14 british eat canadipn tinkiys toronto canadian turkeys were such a success on the british market last year that generous shipments were made again this year it was re ported by the industrial department of the canadian national railways the exports last year exceeded 1000- 000 pounds misspelling misspell washington spellers who misspel misspell cant win spelling bes the word spelled defeat for mrs harriet turner in a spelling contest held by treasury lodge 2g2 national federation of federal employes it spelled victory hovever for mat thev t moomaw who apparently knew more about misspelling that his opponent that krus chen feel ing of ener getic health and activity that is re flected i n bright eyes clear akin hoerf u i vivacity and charming figure millions of people all over the world are already proving this daily why shouldnt you too kruschen salts is obtainable at all drug stores at 450 and 5c per bottle i am confident that the new year is going to be a better business year than the one just finished genera w vi atterbury camps escaped from three of them and- was coiwniioiily placed in soli- ugd miirei thev pfep tary conflnomen hree months mr st john mnsoil prosecut ing offered no nee regarding a further charge pi driving r car while under the influence of drink to which mr scottpalne had pleaded not guilty the jury found himubt guilty ot that charge important deal london mr peter mazzina the former managing director of the am bassador club with which mr maundy gregory was so closely associated has bought the bristol grill cork street y for 20000 mr mazzina is believed to have made tho purchase on behalf of a syn dicate he is one of the youngest res taurateur in london no cold is a fixture witb buckleys mixture no sir no matter hovr hard and deepseated your cough cr cold may be buckleys mixture wilt cuoiucr it in next to no time the sery mrst doee bets down to business om n ttl it afcilf you gow lis lightnlnfffatt action annexes everybody afcsa tbey falie it for tbe first time if you ot mny soember of root family baa a cough cold u c bronchitis try tjucateye ead be convinced refuse subslirntee buck leys is sold sees where swiss believed past slumps critical stage berne switzerlands economists say this country has passed the criti cal stage of the depression the money market is stable and the gold cover and gold holdings in for eign currencies of the national bank have increased better conditions in the capital market permitted a num ber of loan conversions lightening the burden on public bodies tho swiss government has embark ed on a program to reduce the budget ary deficit and a financial recovery law- has been passed parliament which will effect economics of about 8000000 and yield 25000000 in fresh revenue the cost of living has fallen slight ly the index figure being 131 as com pared to 100 for 1914 the balance of trade has improved also other encouraging symptoms are an increase of 1 per cent in retail busi ness for september and a decline in tlvo number of applications for jobs at th labor exchanges the fiwl kvht skin rashes give place to velvet smooth skins in almost countless numbers skin sufferers havo had cause to be thankful for ddd tho prescription of a highly successful physician dr d d deuriii- this liquid prescription now made and endorsed by campanas italian balm chemists allays irritation almost at once and quickly clears upjijch skin troubles as eczema hives acne ring worm dandruff pimples and rashes ask your druggist for ddd prcscrip- fion trial size 35c guaranteed to give instant relief or money refunded i zm young men iao utieuvai to save your hair i t new 550 size lydia e pinkhams tablets for women they relieve and prevent periodic pain and associated disorders no narcotics- not just a pain killer but a modern medicine which acts upon the cause of your trouble- per sistent use brings permanent relief sold by altdiuggists issue no 3 34