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im smiles the real marriage we read from dorothy dix is when a man finds a beautiful girl end a good housewife sounds more like bigamy bloofus 1 wonder why rich folks to often marry rich folks obfucus because they have so much interest in commol try a cyclone cellar husband while househunting lets try a bungalow my dear then jou wont always be hearing burglars moving about downstairs smoothing her plumage old aunt despondently well shall not be a nuisance to you much longer recent events from overseas dramatic race london kng a manchester to lon don express train raced from notting ham to leicester in record time recent ly so that a ornaii suffering from acute appendicitis might be rushed to hospital for an operation 10 save her life mrs k hargreavcs of longsight manchester was going to london for a holiday and the express was be tween sheffield and nottingham when word was hurriedly passed along the train to the guard that she bad been taken seriously ill operation ordered a doctor examined her and said that an immediate operation was impera tive the engine driver was asked to get up as high a speed as he dared and he managed to lop off several minutes when the express reached notting ham officials warned the leicester sta tion authorities to have an ambulance ready and a few minutes after the train had drawn in mrs hargreaves was on her way to the royal infirmary the woman had her two children nephew reassuriugly dont talk aged four and two years with her the like that aunt yon know you will kink lady and how would you like a nice chop weary tramp that all depends lady is it lamb pork or wood too expensive and then there was the scottish father of twins who only had one of them photographed woman people sometimes tell me i talk loo much but i always believe in saying what i think husband of course darling but er where do you get all the rest from the reason so many ot us do not want to learn is because a lot of the facts wed pick up in the process would be very unpleasant mary to go on the air wife to husband upon leaving a good eating place i hope you gave the waiter a big enough tip husband i did but it wasnt suitor well since you dont want to marry me perhaps you will return die ring i gave you sweet young thing snapping it you must know your jeweller has al ready called for it doctor give up smoking captain und you will prolong your life by 20 years captain but isnt it too late now doctor its never too late captain then ill start in ten fears time trouble really never starts in a family until the time arrives when father and son can wear each others clothes yon have admitted smith to your club but he is such a bore yes we wanted somebody to grum ble about grocer do you want white or brown eggs maam pretty bride the kind i want are white with a yellow polka dot in the middle country doctorcalling to see female jiatient i supose you consider me an old humbug laughing as he felt tlio womans pulse and tryinr to put over his very best bedside manner the patient gasping incredulously well i never i had no idea you could ascertain a womans thoughts jy ust feeling her pulse blessed is the husband who is an unhandy fellow he reads his news paper while his neighbors are mending carpet sweepers tactful tot minister calling and what does ton mother do for you when youve been a good girl margery she lets trom church me slav home hed never get rich victim sadly i got that watch from a former employer after id been with him ten years footpad lumme guvnor sou was elow wasnt you homeopathic recipe diner what on earth is this broth made from waiter surely it isnt chicken broth waiter well sir its chicken broth in its infancy its made out ot the water the heggs were boiled in after kruschen a different gjrl a mother wrtcs early this spring my eighteenyearold daughter had a nervous breakdown she had crying spells and fits of the blues so i de cided to give kruschen salts a trial starling with a large halfteaspoonful in hot water first thing in the morning and the little daily dose in her tea for lunch and supper in less than a week the crying fpells had stopped and she began to sleep better that was three months ago today she is full of pep and sleeps and cats well sho is a dif ferent girl i am still giving her the little daily dose mrs m l the commonest cause of depression is partial constipation an insidious complaint because the sufferer is sel dom aware of it it means lie gradual accumulation of body poisons which dull the mind damp the spirits sap 11 tsars except premier mussolini the nervous ctrtngth and loner the mil a few vher government officials whole vjttliu bans photographs in italian papers bome publicity seekers who wake their presence at public gather ings the occasion to get their names ind photographs into public print have ecn called to order by achlllo star ve secretary of the fascist party btarace has issued an order prohibit ing tho publication of photographs and lames of persons attending meetings the order affects starace himself and babies went on in a passengers care to london where their grandparents met them at leicester infirmary it was stated that night that mrs hargreaves con dition was serious hatless woman london eng a girl entered the witnessbox at westminster police court recently witholit a hat the usher asked if she should be al lowed to take the oath with her head uncovered the magistrate mr hopkin mar- ris it does not matter the only thing that concerns me is whether tak ing the oath affects her conscience she was then sworn car thief caught salisbury eng miss tatham war ier of marsash was complimented by the chief constable at salisbury police court recently on the part she played while driving a sports car in the chase of a motorcar thief she used her car to block the salis- buryitomsey road but the thief drove through and she went in pursuit with policemen in her car miss warter passed the stolen car at a high speed and then blocked a narrow itomsey street william ed ward thomas who had stolen the car from salisbury was thus arrested he was sentenced to six months im prisonment parisians startled paris france life behind the foot lights of the paris music halls has just been described in a striking book une danseuse nue a naked dancer by colett andris who knows what she is writing about because she is herself a nude dancer of the folies bergerc colette is a young woman of excel lent family who went to the sorbonne and took an honors degree in order to pay for her studies she decided to go on the stage and ap plied for the post of dancer in a cab aret of montmartre she was immediately accepted on account of her perfect figure and for the rest of her academic career com bined study by day with dancing naked- by night she tells us all about herself in her book she pictures the glamor and the danger ot life in paris by night shows us the other side ot the curtain tells us of the rivalries and jealousies ot the dancers and their lovers stand ing waiting for them in the wings paris considers it strange that a wellborn welleducated oung woman should prefer dancing naked in a night club to following a more honorable profession such as medicine or teach ing but colette likes her art as she calls it and intends to go her own way 1 talked to her the other day in the library of her home i studied history and geography at the university she said now am interested more in writing and danc ing i am writing my next novel in the americas sweetheart mary pickford signing tip as a member of the stage and screen committee of the us national air pageant to be staged at roosevelt field ny on october 7th and sth shown in her suite at the sherrynetherlands morning and rehearsing at night for my next show colette is married to a wealthy in- dustralist with vast concerns in south america m risler son of a former french senator seamen fight fire belgrade rumania an ovation was given to british bluejackets when they returned to korchula weary and smokegrimed from an allnight fight with a forest fire the fire broke out in the magnifi cent cypress forests of the peljeshata peninsula in dalmatia sailors trom the british warships of the mediterranean fleet which were anchored in the canal between kor chula and the peninsula rushed to the scene with firefighting apparatus and after five hours the flames were ap parently mastered some moments later however the flames broke out afresh they eventually succeeded in put ting it out and so saved the most beautiful forest on the dalmatian coast duke is victim london eng while taking part in military manoeuvres in herefordshire and parts of gloucestershire the duke of gloucester as an officer of the hus sars fell into an ambush and was cap tured by the opposing force hereford was the centre of opera tions the ltth hussars with armored cars forming the defending force against the scots greys at one period armored cars raced into the main square in the centre of the town and almost at once went into action women autograph hunters had re cognized the duke and were trying to reach him when the cars opened fire and the women hurried off one wo man motorist however chased his royal highness for 10 miles and was an eyewitness of his capture in a scots crey3 ambush the duke was in an armored car which was receiving wireless mess ages from scouting cars over a wide area ho was captured near a hotel and the woman who had pursued him wanted to invite hfm to have a drink she plucked up courage to approach an officer of the ambush party but when he suggested that she should herself ask the duke her courage failed new invention cardiff wales a cardiff commer cial traveller has patented a road traf fic signal invention which expert opinion acclaims as a great improve ment on the present road control sys tem the new road controller consists ot three green electric lights symbolizing all clear one yellow for caution and three reds for stop in place of the three existing single lights it gives both motorist and pedestrian a more effective indication of his traffic bearings at crossroads and makes for greater safety while actually speeding up traffic the singlelight robot has the dis advantage of causing approaching traf fic to accelerate to get through on the green whereas three greens fading out at set intervals the last merging into the yellow afford a clear view of the time margin available the ministry of transport has com mended the invention and inquiries have been received from all over bri tain blow from a barrister london eng patrick davison aged 30 a barristeratlaw of radnor- place w was fined 10 with 5 s costs at marlborough street police court recently for assaulting a police man it was stated that davison struck the policeman when he refused to allow him to park his car by some trestles in jermyn street he denied emphati cally that he struck the policeman daughter had crying spells nerves brought on by worrying kruschen salts make constipation impossible they help tho liver and kidneys to perform their natural duties in a natural way they clear away gently but completely nil poisonous waste matter and ensure an uncon- tamlnated bloodstream therefore if you keep to kruschen yon need never know tho meaning of melancholy never feel nervy or depressed kruschen salts is obtainable at all dv stores at 45c and 75c per bottle skunks hunted in pe island 7500 destroyed since april 1932 no longer valuable there is still a frfoomy lining- to johnny skunks cloud and even if his lame were changed he would not be any more acceptable for there is a concerted effort to exterminate him from prince edward eland in some such manner s st patrick banished snakes from ireland eighteen hun dred skunks have yielded up their snouts since the first of the year to earn the bounty paid by the govern ment for their extermination from this emerald isle of the western world pampered and fed in this once skunkless isle the skunks were brought in and placed on fur farms the fur seeming to possess possibilities for marketing with the slump the market disappeared and now johnny skunk cant understand why he was turned loose and is now ruthlessly hunted but his raids on the hen houses were his undoing once tho recipient of care and attention he is now considered an outlaw with a price on his head a total of over 7500 skunks have been captured and destroyed since april 1932 when the bounty was put on in prince edward island states the natural resources department of the canadian national railways ontario cattle win at vancouver show vancouver alberta and ontario ex hibitors scored heavily in the cattle and sheep classes at tho canada pa cific exhibition here all but three of the total classes judged were won by prairie and eastern entries the ep ranch high river alia won seven first places and three seconds besides the champion and reserve champion in htc junior bull and junior cow classes duncan campbell of moffat ont was j high scorer in the cattie division with j ten firsts six seconds and four cham pions campbell won the senior bull champion grand champion bull and bolh grand champion and it serve in i the cows i pioneer houses subject of article j whites of eggs used in original stucco dwellings in an interesting article in bridle and golfer professor arthur writes on his quest of the pioneer period in ontario a few paragraphs are given below the first houses were of log and a good many still remain they are difficult to discover owing to their coat of stucco unless in ruins wfien the stxcture is revealed the walls were constructed of blocks of mud bonded with pea straw and dried in the egy tian fashion in the sun so long as the roof is kept watertight these houses appear to last indefinite ly and their insulating qualities make them ideal dwellings in winter and summer the original stucco as used here in the first century con tained the whites of eggs hundreds of which went into the covering of a wall sir christopher wren used eggs in tin mortar of st pauls in fact they were used in good work in on tario within living memory shanty bay church on lake simcoe is the most ambitious and one of the best preserved mud buildings in ontario j anyone in the neighborhood of to ronto interested in mud building should see a fine little house near halton it peel cqunty the stucco has peeled sufficiently to show the sun dried bricks beneath these were shaped and carefully laid in position in the peel house the interior trim is as finely detailed as in any expen sive modern georgian house and has chairrails and cupboards that would satisfy the most fastidious taste perhaps the finest colonial house left in ontario the writer says is the barnum house near grafton the planters house so common in the southern states is found all over ontario it consists of a high central portion with a columnar porch two storeys high and low wings good examples are the chrysler farm near cornwall the peek house at prescott and the sydenham house in kingston at port hope a family or school of bricklayers made this little on tario town as interesting for its brick work as kingston is for its stone work the cornice and trim citylike appeararee of a typical dwelling is worth noting for about the year 1800 port hope thought it sav great future for itself and started to build itself like a smaller london with basement kitchens flat ruofs and castiron fences plug tobacco lasts longer because it bums slower its the economy smoke goes y farther lasts 14 longer saves l on your smoking cost ly 20 a big plug news in miniature new rules regulate foreign ship lines london a dispatch from berlin says the ministry of economic af fairs has issued new instructions for the treatment of foreign shipping com panies represented in germany the order compelling german travellers even foreign travellers who wish to pay marks to apply to the foreign ex change control offices for authorization before booking passages above the low exemption list for export money by foreign vessels is withdrawn the new regulations are regarded as satisfactory by the representatives of foreign shipping lines and leave them as much freedom as possible to con duct business in germany while the foreign exchange control continues in force the exchange control official is instructed to grant foreign companies a general authorization to book pass- agesin marks without limit they are thus able to deal freely with intending passengers which was their main de mand anything short of its fulfilment would have seriously crippled their ac tivities in germany germans or for eigners may now- book freely on for eign vessels bookings must be con fined to costs incurred on tho ship and the amount of passages unused or fully unused may be refunded in marks within germany the foreign exchange control will in future be applied to the total receipts ot each foreign company as was the caso before the order giving rise to controversy and not to the cost of in dividual passage the optimists creed promise yourself to be so strong that nothing can dis turb your peace of mind- to talk health happiness and prosperity to every person you meet to make all your friends feel that there is something in them to look at the sunny side of every thing and make your optimism come true to think only of the best to work for the best and expect only the best to bo as enthusiastic about the suc cess of others as you are about your own to forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achieve ments of tho future to wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living crea ture you meet a smie to givo so much time to the im provement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others to be too largo for w too noble for nngcr loo strong for fear and too happy to permit the presence of trou hie pheasants in ontario mr donald mcdonald deputy min ister of game and fisheries in re leasing some figures recently regaini ng the stocking of pheasants through out ontario stated in 1932 his depart ment had distributed 1000 pheasants as follows peterboro county 110 cocks and 129 hens essex county 10 cocks and 10 lions hastings county 30 cocks and 30 hens lanark county 30 cocks and 30 hens leeds county 30 cocks and 30 hens lincoln county 52 cocks wellington county 60 cocks and in smaller numbers to other sec tions no pine cones wanted w b greenwood of the ontario forestry branch north bay has re ceived definite word that the govern ment will not buy any pine cones this year a large number of letters have been arriving daily at mr greenwoods office asking information on this mat ter for the past few years the gov ernment has been purchasing pine cones principally as a relief measure and using the cones for reforestation purposes racing pigeons shipped pigeon racing is being revived in canada as evidenced by a shipment of five racing pigeons which were recent ly received in moncton xb via cana dian national express from the mea- ford pigeon club meaford with in structions to release on arrival after watering the birds enough food ac companied the birds to carry them over the journey from meaford and request was made for information as to the time of liberation weather con ditions etc british goods for west over a thousand tons of miscellan eous goods were placed on board the ss pennyworth when she left an overseas port in hudson bay the car go included window glass and putty to glaze it spirits confectionery chemicals barbed wire stationery inks and even bibles consigned prin cipally to winnipeg saskatoon re- gina edmonton and calgary from churchill the pennyworth will return with a full cargo of grain gold teeth joe diilion fullblooded slavey in dian is coming south from fort smith nwt for the first time in his life selling a silver claim for 33000 he and his wife are bound for san fran cisco to get mouthfuls of showy gold teeth bullet injures four one shot from a 22 calibre pistol injured four ottawa boys examining the gun one of them pulled a trigger the bullet struck all of them around the legs and passed through one boys hand beating down upon a large area in alberta hailstones caused consider able damage last week jake cle ments 0yearold farmer was mow ing hay when the stones commenced to fall he was severely cut and ren dered unconscious railroad executives in the united states will henceforth get their chief satisfaction not in financial remunera tion but in the solace of good work- well done it was announced this week that they had accepted salaries not to exceed co000 yearly classified advertising patehts an offer to every inventoh list of wanted inventions tiiu full information sent free the suulay com pany world patent attorneys 273 bank street ottawa canada agents wanted ioit heouosept a new iko- 1 duct an odorless penetrating powerful disinfectant deodorant anil- septic and treatine t bsed wherever human beings or animals congregate universal demand liberal terms and commission e it dennis and asso- lates 45 richmond st west toronto thyia treatment ritllyla yeast delicious taste jl constipation dyspepsia sick head ache boils nervous rundown condition etc vield readily to thlla tria l- ment or money refunded keeps in- icilnltely 12 cakes 45c th la pro ducts department 2 box 2914 montr eal pcrbutkh sgs vpcr sjukcii h a cuda hamilton dent 32 divorces in mexico handled efficiently by accredited attorneys twenty vears practice inforinatb free border law office 435 first national bank building el paso texns bailiffs beware at a house on adelaide street west toronto the occupiers are evi dently anticipating an enforced raw ing day there is a cheery notice in large characters on the door which reads bailiffs beware a philo sophic afterthought must have in spired the second inscription god bless our home germans living in soviet russia now- total 1500000 help for tired wives take lydia e pinkhams vegetable compound wives itet tired durlnit these hard isustxisssc taking and make tho bet of things if vou arc tired worn out nmoil try lydla e plnkharae vtacla- elspsondfwhat you need i o tonic thatwlllglvo you tho strength to carry oi out of every 100 women who irerort to ua nay that they aro benefited by this medicine buy a bottlo from jour orua- t today and watch the result- protect yourself against skin troubles 1k soap 25coiiitmcnt 25c ami 50r soured on the vorld thats liver wake up your liver bile no calomel necessary many people who feci eour muggioh and generally wretched mako tho mistake of taking mite oil mineral water laxative candy or chewing kum or roughage which only move tho bowels and ignore tho liver what you need is to nako up rout liver bile start your liver pouring the daily two ikund of liquid bile into your bouele get your ittomaeh and intestines tvorkinc o t thould onto more cnrtera liltlo liver tilla will won fii you up purely vegetable safe sure quick ak for them by name itcfuee mbolitute 25c at all druggiit bj issue no 37 33 baked apples filled with nuti cinna mon and mikiir are delicious and afford a variety in sewing this popular fruit high school boards and boards of education are authorized by law to establish industrial technical and art schools with the approval of the minister of education day and evening classes may be conducted in accordance with the regulations issued by the department of education i theoretical and practical instruction is given in various trades the schools and classes are under the direction of an advisory committee application for attendance should be made to the principal of the school commercial subjects manual training householo science and agriculture and horticulture are provided for in the courses ofstudy in public separate continuation and hifjh schools collegiate institutes vocational schools and departments copies of the regulations issued by the minister of education may be obtained from the deputy- minister parliament buildings toronto