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m t smiles i vve have often wondered why the corn begins to curl upon a hot day while the cockle burrs remain green and nourish just the same regardless cf whether it rains or not september now the glad years afternoon hurries on apace now the mountain ash tree with a dainty grace dons her lovely party gown- coral deads and lace no clown in a circus is ever as funny as a dumbbell man or woman who struts around wearing a haughty look wan you seem to be no lover of music although you have four musi cal daughters neighbor if you bad four musical daughters you would be no lover of music put and take women take to good hearted men eays a writer also from say we impatient man outside telephone booth can i help you and the num ber that you want sweet young thing oh no thank you i dont want a number im look ing for a pretty sweet name to give my new dog rapid transit st retcr how did you get here citizen flu spring is here papa are you growing taller all the time no my child why do you ask cause the top of your head is poking up through your hair old nagson tatters ot brushville lays he knows night prowlers will never hold his sary jane up for any thing else but her money so he never rives her any the telephone bell rang in the fire lepartment the operator plugged in lor the call timid voice is this the fire depart ment fireman eagerly yes thats right timid voice well ive just built i new rock garden and ive just put iu lome new fall ferns fireman roaring wheres the ire timid voice going on some of ihese ferns and other fall plants are rery expensive and fireman look here you want a bower shop timid voice no i dont i was coming to that in a minute my neigh bors house is on lire and i dont want four clumsy firemen treading over my lew rock garden when you come here comments around the dial by austin moran assoc radio news syndicate events a smart neat school dress advertisement wanted small upartment by couple with no children until september 1 wo- minister will you have this man to be your wedded wife groom what the mischief you think i came here for mother kicked when daddy first be came a traveling man but now shes lorry lie didnt decide to be an arctic rxplorer doctor gazing critically at patient did yon take my advice and sleep kith all the windows open patient murmuring i did doc- lor doctor good and i suppose you jave pretty well lost that cold you bad patient no doctor only my best luit watch and chain thomas i hope well agree after vore married toss maybe you wont at first but youll soon learn dear friendship the value of friendship has never been disputed flatus 200 years bc quoted the saying tlmt a friend in need is a friend indeed a true friend is a priceless possession money cannot buy one the only way to get ono is to be one wjcn you have a friend to share your pleasures you get twice tho happiness out of them suc cess without someone to share it with may be empty time given to being a friend is never wasted it is an in vestment in happiness and it one you have befriended proves faithless that is his loss not yours you gain by be ing a friend you gain by having a friend radio stars take toronto by storm bert lahr on new pro gram will rogers popularity amos n andy and countess albani ovations cheers and encores greeted those two famous stars of the national droadcasting company amos n andy these popular artists of the networks came to toronto through the arrangements of of- licials ot the canadian radio commission and made their appearance at a large theatre which was packed to capacity the entire proceeds were handed over to charity the commission put its best foot forward when they engineered such a line eutertainmeut we had the privilege of meeting these two blackface comedians and having a few words with them they expressed themselves in this way during our whole career we have not been accorded a reception from an audience that will compare with the one tendered us by this gathering of canadian people we are going to return to toronto and meet all our friends again as soon as the time will permit these two chaps are a splendid example of congeniality and no doubt this has helped in no small way to bring to them the popularity which they enjoy appearing on the same program was olga countess albani soft voiced soprano ot the national broadcasting company countess albani was an instant hit ith the audience and received encore after encore the countess came to the united states from spain when live years old with her parents speut most of her earlier years in a convent spent her vacations ou her fathers sugar plantation in the west indies later studied music at tho horace manu school in new york finishing this she sought an interview with the director of a new show and which was an immediate hit it was itomborgs new moon after one audition coun tess albaui was given the dramatic lead following this she was quickly- signed by the national droadcasting company countess albani has many hobbies she writes paints fences and rides hbrses spends most of her spare moments translating american songs and ballads into spanish regardless of her love for a career her sixyearold son is the biggest interest in her busy life countess albani says if 1 thought my pro fessional career interfered with my being a good mother i would desert the microphone bert lahr stays eddie cantor returns to the chase sanborn hour sept 10th hut that isnt going to interfere with bert lahr at all lahrs sponsors have been so pleased with his work that they have just signed him to a new c5 week contract and will put him back on the air october 4th a the star of the wednesday night chase sanborn tea program with george olsen and his music funnyman lahrs microphone success has followed closely on an equally rapid rise to theatrical stardom will rogers will rogers that besplattered dispenser of current humour was brought back to the air at the request ot several senators rogers presided over a mock meeting of the senate during one of his broadcasts from washington earlier in the summer the senators enjoyed the fun he poked at them on that occasion so much that when it was announced that he was leaving the air all ot them who were available sent him a telegram expressing the hope that you will return soon with your humourous and wholesome com ment on national affairs it is said that will has a great time with a mouthful of gum before he is called to the mike for his program won der if will does it for a publicity stunt in the hope that some of the gum manufacturers might sponsor him on one of their programs we hear that ben bernie the old maestro says the movie producers in hollywood are certainly practising economy the producers are only using halfbreeds instead of fullblooded indians for their western films ben says thats sure cutting things in half the romance of jimmic melton nbc tenor and marjone meciuro a cleveland society girl began at a house party in cleveland fis said it was a case of love at first sight and their engagement was announced three weeks later gordon caldcripopular singer on commercial and commission programs is to announce the neilson hour this fall an actor identified with the famous stage star irene bordoni is now in toronto rehearsing a program that is to be commercialized on the air within the next few weeks and so on- frank crnmit she treats her husband like a greek god julia sanderson how so crumit she places a burnt offering before him at every meal georgie burns oh grade the installment mans here gracie allen all right georgie tell him to take a chair georgie i did gracie hut he said hed start with the radio and vacuum monday pm 700 amos n andy crct 000 greater minstrels wham a p gypsies wben 1000 contented hour wlw tuesday pm 700 amos n andy crct s00 blackstone wben 900 ben bernie wgy 930 fire chief wlw 1000 lives at stake wtam hour ot gaiety crct wednesday pm 700 amos ii andy crct by helen williams illustrated dressmaking lessen fur- iiislnd with kvery pattern return of horse noted in britain the original vas smart brown and yellow gingham check with fresh yel low pique trim it is a splendid choice for first fall school days many other materials would be suitable however the wool jerseys in plain or patterns are very desir able and sturdy tartan plaids in gingham or in voolens are promised much popular ity for school girls the buttoned yoke is smart idea and note the inverted skirt plaits for freedom style no 2788 is designed for sizes 8 10 12 and 14 years size 8 requires 2 yarns 35inch material with vz yard 35inch con trasting how to order patterns write your name and address plain ly giving number and size of such patterns as you want enclose 15c in stamps or coin coin preferred wrap it carefully for each number and address your order to wilson pattern service 73 west adelaide st toronto o in the air radios allstar presentations wave lengths metres 291 291 322 297 435 411 465 312 340 the deathrate from road accidents la higher in johannesburg cape town and pretoria than in the six largest cities ot great britain the ratio being in pretork 30 in johan nesburg 24 and in capo town 22 per 100000 londons figure la 154 per 200000 station cknc toronto cfcf montreal cfch north bay cfco chatham cfrb toronto ckac montreal ckcr waterloo crct toronto chml hamilton crco ottawa ckoc hamilton 475 ckpc preston 341 cklw windsorlondon 555 cpry toronto 357 kdka pittsburn 306 kmox st louis 275 kyw chlcano 294 wabc new york 349 wbbm chicago 389 wben buffalo 333 weaf new york 454 wenr chicago 345 wgr buffalo 545 wgy schenectady 379 wham rochester 261 wkbw buffalo 202 wjz new york 394 wjr detroit 400 wlw cincinnati 428 wmaq chicago 447 wtam cleveland 280 sunday pm eastern daylight saving time 300 national opera con crct symphonic hour cfiib 400 fiddlers three crct cathedral hour cfrb 500 paul ash orch crct 630 chicago knights cfrb 700 jules lano crct 800 rubinoff crct 1000 operetta crbc crct 1100 old folks crbc crct kilo cycles 1030 600 930 1210 690 730 645 960 890 1010 1010 930 540 840 930 1090 1020 860 770 900 660 870 650 790 1150 1480 760 760 700 670 1070 dentists disagree on method of brushing teeth chicago dentists themselves ap parently dont agree on the proper method ot brushing teeth judging from statements ot delegates to the ameri can dental hygienists association in convention here uso a large toothbrush in a swift rotary movement advised dr a c fones bridgeport conn use a very small brush with fine bristles to be jiggled up and down be tween the teeth recommended dr w j carter of des moines la use any brush but use it well and often and it isnt necessary to apply powder paste or mouthwash was the formula of dr benjamin tishler of boston improvement evident in quality and quantities of annual entries derby eng motorcars may crowd british highways but in the country the horse is still holding its own this was indicated by the marked mprove- rnent in both the quality and quantity cf the horse entries in the royal show- britains principal agricultural exhi bition held here rccertly while all of the horse classes show ed an increased number of entries toth suftolks and hunters were of markedly fine breeding all 10 hunt er classes were well filled and in the hunterbreeding classes there wer 102 entries as against 5g a year ago the king and queen who visited the show on the second day showed particular interest in an allotment which had been cultivated on the show gound by the unemployed men as an illustration of what was being done by the society of friends allotments scheme for the unemployed the plot was representative of more than 100- 000 mens gardens which 1 ave been started with the help of that scheme in england aid wales chatsworth the famous derbyshire house at which the king and queen are staying durij g show week contri buted an interesting noncompetitive exhibit to the forestry section it consisted of a variety of farm requi sites from cartj to window frames manufactured at chatsworth from the timber on the estate fnd showing the possibility of a large estate in the english midlands being selfsupport ing in this way a miniature farm made on the show ground was shown by the derbyshire county council which started it nearly a year ago the exhibits included an appeal by the british wildplant nurseries which is under the direction of the wild plant conservation board fol lowing the lead of many other coun tries this british society is protecting the countryside from being denuded of its wild flowers and plants cattle entries totaling 1149 show ed an increase dairy shorthorns were strongest with 171 head the famous lincolnshire red predominat ing the prince of wales won a first prize with cambus matchmaker in the class for twoyearold shorthorn bulls the king also had some fine entries in the cattle section ironi his farms at windsor and sandringham the goats were remarkable this year as the one kind of animal which surpassed all precedent both in num bers and milk yield in the sheep section for which there were 573 entries mr j d mor gan was an outstanding winner with his south down exhibits altogether he had 42 entries in the show and was one of the largest exhibitors the pig entries showed a big jump advancing from 551 to c88 and including sev eral new breeds quality s tools or chewing tobacco youre using in chewing tobacco the best means so they say 745 the goldbergs wben s00 chase sandborn crct 1000 corn cob club wgy one hour with you crct thursday pm 700 amos n andy crct 800 rudy vallee crct 900 show boat wgy radio rascals crct death valley days wlw mark warnow cfrb 1000 willard robinson cfrb al jolson wtam 1100 lulgi romanelli crct friday pm 700 amos n andy crct s00 cities service crct 900 musical storo wben 930 sportvlews crct armour program wham ponds players wtam 1000 carllng program crct first nlgbter kdka 1030 frlgldairo cfrb lura abncr wben saturday pm 715 annie judy and zckf wbal 730 kindergarten wbal 930 k7 mystery wben 1000 dancing party crct 1015 george wade cfrb 1030 cuckoo program wham bulova time dally over stations crct ckac food refuse even the dullest work is to most people less painful than idleness bertrand russell hay fever cures are consistent any way it isnt- a fever and it isnt caused by hay and they dont cure it the most important manufacturing industry connected with field crops in canada is hour milling which dates back to the settlement at port royal now annapolis ns in 1c05 building societies arc nourishing all over tho british empire even british honduras british guiana british west indies and tho sand wich islands each having its own organization sees big boom for dominion 37 lbs of fat no wonder she looks younger how much younger yon are look ing what a pleasure to hear that compliment from your friends lips as this woman did since i started taking kruschcn salts she writes i have reduced myself by 37 lbs i am still going down and hope soon to be normal weight my health has greatly im proved my friends sec such a differ ence in mo now i look younger and i have such a fresh look always about my face which i never used to have i take my usual food but my first drink in the morning is my little doso of kruschen salts which i will never bo without mrs k the six salts in kruschcn keep the organs of elimination in perfect trim wants financial structure ready declares lord macmillan winnipeg canada is on the eve ci a great economic development and the task of the royal commission on banling is to determine whether the doirinions banking and general fin ancial equipment is equal to bear the strain when that development comes in the opinion of lord macmillan chairman of the commission the commission passed through winnipeg en route to victoria where western hearings will begin the real question of the moment is whether canada has an adequate and general financial structure arid the proper equipment to de 1 with its problems said the noted english jurist this investigation is in no sense an attack on the canadian banking system the chairman told interview ers the question is rather whe ther the present banking structure is adequate to meet the strain that will be put upon it when canada enters upon the period of great economic de velopment which is near at hand our work is not to be restricted to an ordinary decennial revision of the bank act i think the reason for approaching tho revision this year through a royal commission rather than through a parliamentary com mittee is the desire for a wider sur vey of the whole economic situation it would be presumptuous for us to prescribe to the canadian govern ment anything that might have a political import our inquiry will be scientific lord macmillnn said he expected to hear some criticism in the west it is a law of nature that faintheart ed men should be the fruit of luxurious countries for wc never find that the samo soil produces delicacies and heroes herodotus falling in love is by no means the most foolish thing mankind does albert einstein we have come to the place in his tory where we are rearranging the values of life mrs franklin d roosevelt a price level is as different from an individual price as the sea level is different from the height of a wave irving fisher there are no readymade solutions for the depression sir walter lay- ton not much but enough and the best is my motto andre simon the anvil of debate alone can shape the tools of government herbert hoover it is expecting too much to hope that there will come from the over burdened brains of practical bankers a vision of the true functions of gold and money frank a vanderlip in greatest measure tact is the re sult of training emily post the big trouble with the show busi ness is that whenever an actor and his wife are forced to be separated be cause of work reports get going that there is to be a divorce conrad na- gel whatever dangers threaten we need not fear that civilization will perish havelock ellis only a few men know or can even guess at twentytwo where they will be at fortyfive bruce barton in these years with few precidents to guide us to have no failures is to have attempted nothing prince of wales the government and the private citizen are partners today in a nation wide welfare service newton d baker it is still true that the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world lord robert cecil there is only one good thing about tho slump and that is itmay stop men from trusting again in the boom g k chesterton the ordinary man is an anarchist he wants to do as he likes george bernard shaw selfsufficiency in the economic field on the part of nations ultimately ends in the poverty of their own peo ple j ramsay macdonald reformers work on the principle that you can pump goodness into a man if you will first pump out the bad ness to make room for it charles h parkhurst when we secure an act of govern ment which is helpful to ourselves it should be helpful to all men frank lin d roosevelt politics is the lovely lad in the par lor and economics tho kitchen maid who does the work owen d young there is one rule for industrialists and that is make the best quality of goods possibleat the lowest cost pos sible paying the hlgnest wages pos sible henry ford to mix religion and business is to spoil two good things dean inge no one plan for lifting the depres sion has any monopoly on merit nor is it likely to be 100 per cent fool proof harry elmer barnes the trouble now in politics with letting george do if is that george docs it and how and at what cost ogden l mills a change for the belter has taken place in the hearts of the people roger w babson bridgo is the light wine and beer solution of the gambling evil ely cuthbertson it is with us as it is with timber every knot or shake in a board reveals a new kind of 12cylinder engine is nllul a uoa rcveais and so ensure a regular gentle and only lfi inches high and therefore can somo disease or injury that overtook 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a going concern with favorable lease 01 will sell machinery separately n bloc or piecemeal h watkins 73 west adelaide st toronto its liver that makes you feel so wretched wake up your liver bile no calomel necessary for you to fee health liver inunt pour two pout nclb every day without that bile and happy your i liquid bilo into aithy n on ii j ft ol your bonds every clay wi trouble starts poor digestion slow elimination poisons in tho inxly cjencral wretchedness how can you expect to clear up n fituation like this completely with mere bowelmoving salts oil mineral water laxative randy or chewing guru or roughage they dont wait up your liver you need carters utile uver tills purely vegetable safe quick and tmro result ap k for them by name itcfuse ttubslitutcs 25c at j druggists ft tv burns ylaj jlfmix equal pari of minardc jf and weei oil caitor oil or i ttm spread on brown 1 1 paper apply to burn or fl i if j id before long the f 18 painful smarting sfopi now i feel full of pep after taking lydia e pink- hams vegetable compound thats what hundreds ot women say it steadies the nerves makes you eat better sleep better relieves periodic headache and backache makes trying days endurable if you are not as well as you want to be give this medicine a chance to help you get a bottle from your druggist today issue no 3433