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mmmmm smiles i spinster sothe waiter says to rue how would you like your rice2 friend yes dearie go on so i says wistfully thrown at ne chairman after economy lecture and now gentlemen i arn going to isk you to give the speaker two hearty heers a neighbour called on the mecktons mlcr a short talk he rose from his hair well he said i supose 1 must be icing im on my way to the club i think ill go too said meek- 011 what nut in mrs meekton bcii finished meekton miserably how do you think im shaping cad- lie said the elderly golfing novice iltor the eighth stroke well youre ahitting of it sir but ion dont seem to get the direction of he hole hole what hole a new invention allows singers to lear their voices as others hear it that should silence a lot of them emmeliiic what is your opinion t those girls who imitate men george theyre idiots kmmeline tho imitation is per fect eh no man should marry until he is 15 says a writer few women are 25 intil they do marry definition of golf pale pills pursued sy purple people the oldfashioned girl blushed oc- asionally the modern girl blushes intil it wears off much better an english class was given the task of writing four lines of dramatic poet ry one boy wrote a boy was walking down the track the train was coming fast the boy stepped off the railway track to let the train go past the teacher said it lacked drama so the boy submitted the following a boy was walking down the track the train was coming fast the train jumped off the railway track to let the boy go past national exhibillow toronto aug25sept9 f933 sundays excepted canadians are justly proud of the fact that the worlds largest annual exhi bition is situated within the borders of canada having grown for five and a half decades to its present tremen dous proportions this great canadian institution has become recognized around the world as the show win dow of the nations this year during its fourteen days and nights of operation every phase of human progress and endeavour will be on review carefullyplanned arti sticallyarranged exhibits of the natural and manufactured products from all parts of canada and various countries throughout the world the outstand ing agricultural show on the continenc in the worlds largest show building beautiful paintings in twoart galleries science and invention in the electrical and engineering building national motor show in the new auto motive building glittering pageant montezuma depicting the conquest of mexico by spanish adventurers nightly from aug 28 to sept scul ling races for the worlds professional championship band of his majestys scots guards and thirty other bands worlds championship marathon swims womens friday aug 25 open wednesday aug 30 and other international competitions afloat and ashore for fourteen days and nights this collosal annual exhibition will be a mecca of inexpensive recreation and education for everyone plan to come this year exceptional excursion rates arranged consult local agents rail ways steamships motor coaches wm ingus prtiidtnt h w waters gfftral mtttiagtr a good little fixer you bad boy i wish i was your mother for about twentyfour hours well teacher ill speak to dad ind rnaybo i can fix it up tailor having measured customer or suit and how would you like iho pockets sir scot weel just a wee bit deefl- ult to get at is tho world round the school maam asked the little boy nom it isnt eh is it flat then nom aro you crazy child if the world isnt round and isnt flat what is it pop says its crooked rambling thoughts it is not what you want to do but what you do that really counts so long as the women do not have to lake out fishing licenses they should at least be willing to bait their own hooks half the people in the world rc unhappy because they cant afford iho things that mako the other half miserable it would he much more fun if everyone played the business game iccording to the rules easy divorce is the result of too easy marriage kissing is dangerous to some and it certainly has put an end to a great many bachelors many girls get hus bands through sheer luck others through sheer silk rifryfifth consecutive vear sept 9- h 933 recent events from overseas even the prettiest girl may havo a head like a door knob anybody can turn it tho couple that sent their only child lo college last fall aro now aware that it is possible for two lo live more cheaply than one how can i get my husband to tell mo about his business affairs asks a wife try to get him to buy a new car sees improvement montreal oio of the first checr- isf sffm h montreal branch m tho victorian order of nurses is a slight increase in the number of patients paying- a part of the fee or nurses visits calls on the orjcr for issistance in cases of illness among unemployed continue to be heavy but miss m l mong local superintend ent has noted an increasing number f small payments 5 lefthand violin produced a norway me man has mado a scjthandcd violin english garden has green roses london eng green roses hardly distinguishable from the hedge in which they are growing are blooming in the garden of mr f oyston of snape yorkshire green roses are a freak of nature an official of the royal horticultural society said they have been growing in eng land since the time of elizabeth it is not possibo to produce them intention ally but their growth can be continued by cutting and budding london sporting club to have new building london eng tho national sport ing club will have new headquarters to take the place of the old headquar ters in covent gordon freehold for this purpose having been acquired in st james square pall mall v at about s500000 on this site will be erected an uptodate reproduction of the old premises in covent garden the buiding to cost about 700000 tho club will consist of a boxing theatre where lights will be staged for members and their friends every monday and a large gymnasium with a swimming tank the swimming lank will probably he constructed on tho root of the theatre it is hoped to make the club a place where young boxers will he able to train in the theatro promising young men will be given fights as in tho old days the new boxing theatre will have seating accommodation for about 1200 the theatre in the old club would seat only about ss0 tho fights at the club will be for members and their friends all the bigger fixtures 11 be held out side as was the practice of tho old club girl goes to gretna with bogus officer london eng a young clerk who was sentenced at west london police court recently to twelve mouths hard labor was slated by the police to have p6sed as a surgeoricommandcr in the navy taken an infatuated girl of much higher social position than himself to gretna green whero they filled up a marriage application form toured scotland with tho girl attempted to commit suicide after he was arrested he was william blspliam aged 2j issue no 3133 giving a cbiswlck address who was accused cf stealing three cbecus forms obtaining a motorcar by false pretenses and attempting to commit suicide in a cell at kensington police station by strangling himself with a shoelace the charge of false pretences was dismissed first woman at oxford to win essay prize london eng the first woman at oxford university to wiu the chancel lors essay prize is miss bertha ethel- dreda mary maude ba who submit ted the best essay on the coffee houses of the 18th century in 1930 and 1931 the prize was not awarded and last year there were no candi dates miss maude is a nun of the sacred heart convent oxford she is now at the roehamptou convent merchants fined 1000 dover eng messrs charles lirun- ct ltd merchants of muspole street norwich were at dover police court recently fined 1000 for customs of fences they were accused on four sum monses of causing to be imported from tho continent consignments of snake and other skins contrary to the cus toms consolidated act 1s7c and mak ing false declarations thereof passengers watch dog evade death in tube london eng a number of tube passengers at holloway station stood breathless on tho platform for a quar ter of an hour late one night recently watching a brown chow dog race back wards and forwards along the track barely an inch from the live rail at one moment he would dash into the tunnel and then suddenly reappear from under the wheels of an oncomiug train only to disappear again into the darkness in the opposite direction mr r if watt an eyewitness told a newspaper representative i had just alighted from a train when i saw the dog dart from under its wheels and vanish into the tunnel tho train went on and suddenly the dog raced into view again between the metals and passed through the sta tion the passengers who bad remained to watch expected every minute to hear that the dog had been electro cuted but train after train ran in and out with the animal still going strong eventually after we had waited a quarter of an hour the dog failed to reappear nobody knows what became of him success to be revived london eng charles b cochran theatre manager is planning to revive in the autumn the noel coward suc cess of 1925 hay fever which ran for 337 performances with mario tem pest in the leading part this part will be played by constance collier italian couple marry after sixty years rome italy among newlywedded couples arriving here under premier benito mussolinis cheap railway fare plan recently were paolo caramello 79and shy and his bride the former maria beltrani so their courtship had lasted 60 years ever since paoo was 19 ho had fancied tho sprightly maria but could never summon sufficient courage to ask her to marry him both worked in the piedmont fields until a few years ago then they moved and found themselves in neighboring houses their proximity prompted paolo to propose he was accepted radio dolls please berlin dancing radio dolls have become popular in berlin germany and when ever shown in store windows have at tracted largo crowds a box of hake- lite composition has attached to it a thin bakelite sheet which is both the diaphram of the speaker and the danc ing floor and is operated by a standard small magnetic speaker the source of the motion of the dolls is the vi bration of the diaphram to the sound frequencies total crop failure in manitoba region winnipeg with total crop failure almost inevitable the situation in the rural municipalities of southwestern manitoba is so serious that the mani toba government is requesting the do minion to place that portion of the pro vince under a jurisdiction of the same commission that administers adjoining drought areas of saskatchewan pre mier john bracken made known re cently returned froman inspection trip of the province premier bracken said manitoba as a whole would have crops probably exceeding 75 per cent hut in the southwest after three succes sive years of crop failure the situation was unusually serious the credit of tho municipalities of southwestern manitoba is exhausted he said first wheat harvesting winnipeg the first wheat cutting report in tho west is reported from ajijona manitoba directly south of winnipeg and not far from fiio bonier the report made by local officials of tho canadian pacific railway states that barley cutting was o in pro gress thcro and that with tl grains ripening fast the harvest would he very early in that district cow testing shows large increase substantial cain in average milk and fat production recorded in dominion under the cow testing service of the dominion department of agricul ture a total of 4291 herds including 41868 cows was recorded during 1932 this represents an increase of 3096 herds and 29726 cows within a period of six years also an in crease of 703 pounds of milk and 5506 pounds of butterfat per cow is recorded as compared with six years ago however the most impressive fea ture of the cow testing report of 1932 is the genuine interest and per- severence in tlu work evidenced by the owners of herds who are now quite convinced as to the usefulness of production records as a basis for tackling their feeding breeding and management problems this past year of tho 41s6s cows 22382 or 5345 per cent were recorded for eight or more months averaging 5903 pounds of milk and 237s0 pounds of butter- fat with an average test of 399 per cent covs averaging 300 pounds and over of butterfat in the year numbered 4284 following are the cow testing re sults by provinces for eight months or more in the calendar year of 1932 alberta cow testing associations 29 herds 422 cows 509s of which 3186 averaged 7275 pounds of milk and 2742s pounds of fat with a test of 377 per cent one thousand and eightytwo cows produced and 92 herds averaged over 300 pounds of butterfat per cow in the year manitoba associations 54 herds 707 cows 7378 of which 3168 av eraged 6032 pounds milk and 227s4 fat with test 377 per cent forty herds averaged aand 533 cows pro duced over 300 pounds fat new brunswick associations 52 herds 638 cows 34s4 of a total of 5573 averaged 5612 pounds milk and 23675 pounds fat with 421 per cent test sixtythree herds averaged and 691 cows produced over 300 pounds of fat nova scotia 01 association 947 herds 836s cows of which 4s70 aver aged 5939 pounds of milk and 26735 pounds butterfat with a test of 450 per cent over 300 pounds of butter fat were averaged by 35 herds and produced per cow by 1266 cows p e i associations 20 herds 265 cows 1946 of which s50 aver aged 6630 pounds of milk and 25980 pounds butterfat with a test of 391 per cent thirtyfive herds averaged and 302 cows produced 300 pounds and over of butterfat in the year quebec associations 121 herds 1312 cows 13505 of which 6578 cows averaged 5184 pounds of milk and 19468 pounds of butterfat per cow with a test of 375 twentyfour herds averaged and 407 cows pro duced 300 pounds and over of butter fat helium now liquefied by inexpensive method using chunks of frozen tir and liquid hydrogen somewhat as ice is used by ice cream freezers professor alexander goetz of the california in stitute of technology finally succeed ed in liquefying helium at a tem perature less than four degrees this side of absolute zero the wonder of his work does not lie in the liquid helium it has been jiquified by five other physicists his imbition writes ransome sutton in the los angeles times was to find rn inexpensive method of producing temperatures wherein practically all gases can either bo liquified or frozen solid and studied in their various states if we knew water only in the form of oxygen and hydrogen wo would never realize that liquid water can be used to float boats on or to keep lawns green and if we had never seen frozen water who woulj understand its marvelous properties since goetz created an atmosphere of 270 degrees below zero centigrade which lacked only 32 degrees of being as cold as cold can be people are asking what kind of a thermometer he employed mercury would not do it freezes as minus 39 degrees pro fessor goetz used a lead coil connect ed with an electric current at ordi nary temperatures lead is a very poor conductor of electricity like many other metals however the colder it gets the less resistance it offers to electricity and at 209 or 270 degees below zero on tho centi grade scale its resistance drops to rearly nothing and it becomes an al most perfect conductor it was the degree of resistance offered by lead to electricity that enabled professor goetz to determine the exact temper ature ii side his ice cream freezer that temperature was six or eight times colder than the lowest temper atures ever encountered by polar ex- -r- ix plorers for every bad there might he a worse and when ono breaks his leg let him be thankful it was not his neck bishop hall when emulation leads us to strive life is a great and noble calling not for selfelevation by merit alone and a menn and grovelling thing to bo not by belittling another then it is one i shuffled through as we can but a lofty of the grandest possible incentives to and exalted destiny mr john mor- actlon dr johnson ley mp best quality shaving brush free for poker hands shaving is a real pleasure with a fine quality shaving brush like this one bristles set in rubber a gift youll surely appreciate and use given in exchange for only 5 complete sets of turret poker hands one 20c package of turret fine cut will prove the quality and economy of this mellow cool virginia cigarette tobacco you can roll at least 50 cigarettes from one package and cigarettes of sweet virginia fragrance and flavour supremely satisfying if pays to roil your own with f 1 me cut cigarette tobacco save the poker hands the dominion coasttocoast halifax ns good progress is being made by the gold mining asso ciation of nova scotia which was re cently formed at halifax by operators shareholders and others interested in furthering the development of gold mining in the province the president has announced that several major activities are pending of which de tails will be given at h later date st john nb lumber shipments to greit britain from the maritime provinces in june and july will total from 40000000 to 50000000 feet ac cording to mr w e golding a saint john shipper who recently returned from a trip to england made in tho interests of eastern canadian lumber men this prediction was coincident with a statement by premier l p d tilley that the long lumber market has been improving by leaps and bounds and that demands from bri tain have been pouring in to lumber brokers quebec que the quebec bureau of mines has issued a new map to reet the needs of prospectors and others interested in the mining indus try of the province on a scale of three miles to the inch it covers that section of the counties of abitibi and temiskiming where prospectors are most active and where further mining development is expected in the near future the situation of 83 mining properties is shown on the map which also includes all the recently con structed roads in the region ottawa a total of 616216 persons visited the 18 national parks of can ada in the fiscal year 193132 these great reservations cover an aggregate area of 18000 square miles each hav ing its own characteristics there are three scenic and four animal parks in alberta four scenic parks in brtiisn columbia one scenic park in manitoba and saskatchewan one historic rark in nova scotia and new brunswick one recreation park in ontario antl two island park units winnipeg man a report on barley growing in canada by professor t j harrison of the board of grain com missioners shows40 per cent to be grown in manitoba 30 per cent in saskatchewan and 13 per cent in al berta ontario furnishing 14 per cent and the rest of the dominion 4 per cent in the past ten years production has increased by 25 per cent the 1932 crop being about 130000000 bushels twelve million bushels are use i for seed 36000000 bushels ex ported 6 000000 bushels are used for feed while 6000000 bushels are malt ed last year the area sown lo barley in canada amounted to 37k760o acres compared with 27182100 acres sown to wheat saskatoon sask at a meeting of some 100 livestock producers held at north batlleford the establishment of a cheese actory at that point was favorably considered and a committee appointed to proceed with plans of financing and organization ulhbridgo alta work on the con struction of the new sugar warehouse of canadian sugar factories at ray mond is proceeding satisfactorily the large refined sugar containers will be constructed of concrete in the shape of four vertical cylindrical storage bins each measuring 33 feet in diam eter and 84 feet in height the super structure will reach a height of 122 feet vancouver bc there should be a slight increase in products from pil chard reduction plants on the pacific coast operating this season when com pared with 1932 due to the fact that there will be at least two more plants producing prospects arc also good for the canned pilchard market thisyoar both bc packers at kildonan and the nootka packing company at nootkn n aking preparations for canning large quantities of pilchards pilchard fish ermen will receive 170 per ton for their catches this year an increase of 10 cents over lost yonr and wof to the crews of tender boats will be ad vanced proportionately domestic court activity viewed as sign of upturn pittsburg the domestic relations division of the county court here is now furnishing what is regarded as another unfailing sign of economic im provement an increase in the num ber of husbands arraigned on deser tion and nonsupport charges in a de pression perriod account naturally has to be taken of the fact that some of the husbands may be without either empoyment or a reserve fund in a single day this week fortysix men were haled before the court by their wives with statements that they are now back at work but still fall ing to aid their families that welfare organizations as well as deserted or neglected wives mean to keep on the trail of such husbands is shown by the simultaneous court action with the business pickup australia votes to rule over third of south pole the australian government has car ried legislation giving that country au thority over onethird of the south pole known as antaractica says the san francisco chronicle the size of the antarctica contin ent is about 5000000 square miles the legislation has become neces sary because of the development of the whaling industry figures quoted in parliament show ing the growth of the whaling indus try indicated that whilo in 191920 the number of whales captured there was only 11369 from which was ob tained 407327 barrels of oil in 1930- 31 more than 40000 whales were cap tured to produce 3250000 barrels of oil tho international convention for the regulation of whaling has prevented the killing of certain species of whale calves immature whales antl female whales accompanied by calves whales which are now killed by ex plosive harpoons are treated for oil at fortythree floating factories business oppobttjnity taut tea business fob youu- sblf good proftta with our low prices morland coffee company b4 church toronto london magistrate 6 ft 4 in to accommodate ivan snell tin tallest magistrate in ixmtlon who is six feet four inches in height the bench in his police court has been raised several inches crippled from birth and forced to use crutches a man in stockport fug- land has appointed himself traffic con troller at a busy crossing he puts in six hours a day and the only pay he receives is what kindly motorists give him but there has not been one acei dent at that crossing since he started work twentyone per cent of the meals eaten by americans are eaten outside of homes quick relief for raphes and nil forum of itching burning disfiguring skin irritations price 25c and 50c for sale blacksmith shop located in toronto complete equipment two forges pneumatic hammer and cutter drills lathe and a very complete stock of tools 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made to the principal or of tha school commercial subjects randal training hou8ehold 8cience and agriculture and horticulture ara provldd for in the courses of study fa public separate continuation and hlflh 8chools collegiate institutes vocational school and department coplea of tho regulations issued by the minister of education may obtained from the deputy minister parliament bujldlnfl toggjjfr