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i j smiles i 11 we are told that a local housewife has painted the following suggestive hues in a conspicuous place in her husbands bathroom he is blest who takes his daily scrub twice blest is he who scours out the tub uncle will had sent little marjorie a bottle of lavender water uncle will marjorie how did you like the gift i sent you marjorie it was all right but 1 prefer lemonade s when a hospital patient is doing as well as can be expected he may be in any sort of condition from convales cent to one jump ahead of notice in forming the world that his interment will be private t to see her fat go cost this woman 75c if you are curious to know wbal is happening to her bust waist and hip measurements read her letter i was 186 lbs when i started tak ing kruschen three months ago and am now 162 lbs and i hope to reduce my weight still more regarding my measurements before taking kruschen i was 41ins bust 3sins waist and 49ins hips and now i am 39ins bust 3gins waist and 45ins hips my age being 29 years a 5c bottle of krus chen lasts me a month i take one halfteaspconful in a tumbler of hot water each morning before breakfast apart from losing weight i feel so much better in health 1 do not wake up in the morning still feeling tired anddo not get headaches like i used to 1 cannot thank kruschen enough miss m a ii kruschen contains those six mineral salts proportionately balanced found in the waters of those famous euro pean spas used by generations of fat people to reduce weight kruschen helps blood nerves glands and body organs to function properly you gain new strength and energy feel years younger look better work better do you know real sleuths what happened when the police searched your house it was fine the police found the frontdoor key which my wife had hid den a penny stamp i lost weeks ago and four collar studs then the feathers flew a certain rather exclusive club had replaced its familiar blackcoated male staff with young and in some cases pretty waitresses one day a member who had been strongly opposed to the change arrived at tho club for lunch hows tho duck he asked an at tractive waitress rather gruffly oh im fine she replied and hows the old pelican feeling himself opinions insistent pat the irishman placed seven-and- sixpence ou the counter at the village post oflice i want a license for my mother miss he said to the postmistress she gave hm a superior look you dont want a license for your mother she replied that i do said pat shes bought a dog john brew and alice beers were recently married by the rev still ac cording to a nebraska daily customer i dont like those shoes the soles aretoo thick salesman then i can assure you madam that the objection will grad ually wear away some of the older people can still remember the time when the farmer with the ambitious daughter was final ly induced to trade the old sorrel mare for an organ chief you had yesterday off to go to your motherinlaws fcneral and now i hear she is not dead clerk pardon me i did not say she was dead i merely said i would like to go to her funeral a lot of pity is wasted on animals there are many contented cows but who ever heard of a contented farmer folks are drifting back to the old- fashioned games some thought they would play a game of dominoes and found to their surprise they didnt know how young son dad is there any dif ference between a new fad and a new wrinkle father certainly my son young women have fads older women have wrinkles a man claims to have invented a perpetual machine but requires 3000 to start it ono can start almost any thing these days with 3000 we had to fire our housemaid nan she treated china like japan real men the real men daro and the real men do they dream great dreams which they make come true they bridgo the rivers and link the plains and gird the land with their railway trains they make the desert break forth in bloom and send tho cataract through the flume to turn the wheels of a thousand mills and bring the coin to a nations tills the real men work and the real men plan and helping themselves help- their fcllowman and tho sham men yelp at their car- riago wheels as the small dog barks at the big dogs heels the class had been instructed to irrlte an essay on winter one childs attempt read in winter it is very cold many old people die in winter and many birds also go to a warmer jllmate the root cause of all our indus trial and financial troubles is lack of confidence in the stability of inter national relationships lord da- vies unemployment spurs intelligence benito mussolini of all the senses i am sure that sight must be the most delightful helen keller all human progress has been made by ignoring precedents viscount gowden thosi who aspire to leadership to day must realize that it is more im portant to inspire goodwill than instill fear b c forbes the more government we have the less we care for it will payne the problems of politics econom ics and ethics should be treated as scientifically as those of industrial production aldous huxley happiness lies not in the mere possession of money it lies in the joy of achievement in the thrill of crea tive effort franklin d roosevelt the world is in more danger of being governed too much than too little john w davis great armaments are no longer a remedy for fear they are the major cause of fear harry emerson fos- dick american ballads deserve a great er place in music than they have ever been given lily pons if you believe the world can very well get along without religion you probably mean without the other mans religion john erskine the prosperity of those who till the soil lies at the basis of world pros perity viscount astor international sports meetings sow seeds of war they only cause bad manners and ill feelings george bernard shaw democracy does not champion edu cating a man because he is miserable but because he is so sublime g k chesterton let us not ask for a return of our former false prosperity but for a return of integrity and honor and responsibility and duty among us bishop wm t manning the reputation of a country d- pends upon the contribution she can make to the progress and happiness of mankind in art literature and science stanley baldwin banking needs men with the keen est sense of the social responsibilities of their position henry ford in a rapidly changing world wis dom cannot resist in mere adherence to tradition bertrand russell probably in the mirror of his past a man will mistake his vices for his virtues william allen white true happiness is to be looked for in the living of the present moment john masefield i have enough of the devil in me that if any ono prohibits a thing it becomes the ono thing that i want lady astor true freedom is from within it can only come by the knowledge of truth mckenncy believe when you arc most un happy that there is something for you to do in tho world so long as you can sweeten anothers pain life is not in vain helen keller cheerfulness is like money well ex pended in charity the more we dis pense of it the greater our posses sions victor hugo the dominion coasttocoast that in certain sections of agricultural canada oxen are still in common use on farms the photograph shows a yolk of oxen har nessed to a hay wagon near greenfield nova scotia canadian na- ional railways muscle of a bird solves problem of hemorrhages cheap choir the problem of maintaining a choir when economic conditions prohibit has been solved by the presbyterian church of the convent in new york phonograph records of choir sing ing are played and amplified at the sunday evening services the con gregation sings to the accompaniment of electrical transcriptions of the choir music from famous churches all over the world it has been contend ed more elaborate programs can be offered than it could present with its own reduced choir also removes possibility of blood clots forming pigeon favored confronted with a hemorrhage even a serious one the doctor can now stop it instantly under certain conditions by a simple application of the muscle of a bird this writes br ogliastri in science et monde paris is a therapeutic novelty it has even removed a serious peril involved in certain operations that of the possibility of a subsequent blood clot but this is among the possibilities of the future the certainties seem to be as follows writes dr oglias tri the blood as all are now well aware is not in a true sense a liquid it is composed of a solid part formed of microscopic elements refer red to as globules swimming in a liquid substance called plasma the blood as soon as it emerges from the vessels undergoes physico- chemical modifications ending in its coagulation the clot is made up of a substance termed fibrin presenting the aspect of meshes or links close together im prisoning the globules it appears that fibrin is the pro duct of the action of a substance tech nically termed thrombin upon an other substance normally in the blood plasma and known as firbrigenic giving rise that is to fibrin the tissues and especially the mus clar tissue of birds contain the two substances the plasma containing for its part only the fibrogenic sub stance dr ogliastri then proceeds to give us these further details if we previously remove the blood of the bird in such a way that it has no coiuct with the tissue mass the blood will remain liquid indefinitely coagulation not being possible these considerations have led cer tain authorities to utilize the coagu lating pfwer of the muscle of the bird hemorrhages arc a real difficulty for the surgeon and at the same time a great peril for the patient all physical expedients hitherto adopted proving insufficient dr do martel and his aid had recourse to tiological procedure based upon the hemostatic action of the muscle of a bird thanks to this procedure it has been possible to check hemorrhages that must otherwise have proved fatal obviously a method capable of af fording such service to the surgeon was speedily found susceptible of more general application other experts resorted to it in varying cases especially to stop hem orrhages following dental operations or operations on the ear or larynx among the patients known tech nically as hemophiles whose trouble is due to more or less difficulty where the coagulation of the blood is con cerned such hemorrhages may en danger life any bird almost can be used but dr dc martel has employed the pid- geon because it can be obtained read ily and because its maladies which arc rare occasion symptoms sufficient ly definite not to be missed london arts club may sell relics the arts club which has been domiciled at 17 hanover square london since 1s63 is said to be con templating the sale of some of its valuable literary relics its founder was arthur j lewis an amateur art ist of distinction who married ellen terrys sister kate no 17 hanover square an old georgian mansion with marble mantl2pieces and ceil ings painted by angelica kauffmann was the first clubhouse among the original members painting was rep resented by leighton poynter prin- sep stacy marks frederick walker whistler and arthur severn archi tecture by a w blomfield and hor ace jones black and white drawing by charles keene john tenniel and george du maurier and letters by charles dickens lord houghton and edmund yates among the treasured relics possessed by the club are two checks drawn by charles dickens one in favor of the artists general benevolent fund for 7 13s dated march 22 1s62 and the other prob ably his last subscription to the club six guineas dated feb 26 1870 he who lives after nature shall we arc slow to bellevc what if be- never be poor after opinion shall hevcd would hurt our feelings ovid i never be rich seneca university gives advice for dressing economically a little money can go a long way toward a springclothes outfit say clothing specialists at the state col lege of home economics t cornell university the distance it will go they say depends upon imagination and skill in changing old clothes into new if a faded dress of last summer is tinted blue and the sleeves are lengthened by capelets or by spiral bands of the same material or per haps of a new plaid money otherwise needed for a dress may be used for gloves stockings a purse and a scarf ofmatching shades to blend with new shces of reptile leather and a sailor hat an old spring suit too may be freshened to take the place of a new- one by making clever new blouses from discarded dresses these author ities add if a woman takes stock of her old cloths looks ahead and makes a wardrobe plan she can choose her clothes so that each garment is be coming and in harmony with those she already has in the wardrobe plan her own standards of comfort beconv ingness and adaptability should be built around distinctiveness and ser vice for instance in selecting shoes she should consider how they will suit each costume and how their comfort will add to her poise at all times the university expe ts conclude halifax ns of the 279472 acres in canada devoted to orchards nova scotia has 46883 acres the province having increased its proportion in the past ten years from 96 to 16s per cent quebecs contribution dur ing the same period rose from 95 per cent to 114 per cent while british columbias rise was from 125 per cent to 175 per cent fredericton nb according to report of the provincial department of agriculture production of cream ery butter in new brunswick during the past fiscal year reached a new record at 2749320 pounds produced t 23 creameries this output repre sents a gain of 333328 pounds over the previous year montreal que air traffic at the showed a substantial incrcise in 1932 over the preceding year in the num ber of aeroplanes arriving and de parting the number of passengers carried and the amount of baggage freight and mail loaded and unloaded air mail leaving the port during the year totalled nearly 50000 pounds for points in the united states while mail carried to places in canada par ticularly to rimouski on the st law rence where it connected with atlan tic liners was exceptionally heavy toronto ont according to an an nouncement by the toronto industrial commission negotiations have been concluded for the establishment of an important new industry to manufac ture womens clippers in toronto mr david rosenstein of new york has taken 8000 square feet of manufac turing space in the beardmore build ing for this purpose and practically all the machinery and equipment to gether with the raw materials are to be purchased in canada brandon man the a e mac- kenzie company seed merchants are taking an active part in promoting tho worlds grain exhibition and conference to be held in regina from july 24 to august 5 this firm whose head office and main plant are at brandon with branches in a number of leading western cities is conduct ing an educational campaign featur ing two cash prize contests the firm will distribute a total of 5215 in frizes moose jaw sask receipts of live stock at the moose jaw yards con tinue to be on a larger scale than last year both january and february 1933 recording increases decreases are recorded in the numbe- of cattle and horses but large increases in swinj and sheep receipts for janu ary and february 1932 figures in brackets were as follows cattle 2075 3330 calves 53 68 hogs 22277 21326 sheep 22293 16- 801 horses 588 1208 making a total of 47286 compared with 42733 for january and february 1932 lethbridge alta in a review of the beet sugar industry of southern alberta appearing in the annual re port of the lethbridge board of trade attention is drawn to the fact that within the past four years the tonnage per acre of beets has risen from 747 to 1080 and that many other improvements were recorded in the dustry calgary alta natural gas pro duction in canada during 1931 am ounted to 25874723 thousand cubic feet valued at 9026754 alberta was the leading producing province with an output of 17798698 thousand cubic feet ontario came next with 7419534 thousand cubic feet new brunswick following with 655891 cubic feet there was also a small production from several private wells in manitoba more enjoyment plug tobacco lasts 14 onger gives more enjoyment for the money buy the jb plug and you save still mora full weight 12 lb plug 70 licensed garbage feeding feedings hogs on collected garbage cither raw or cooked without a li cense is prohibited in canada the enforcement of this regulation is be lieved to have a direct effect in pre venting outbreaks of hog cholera in the previous scale year 503 licensed feeders premises and cooking equip ment for 45484 swine were inspected by the dominion health of animals branch inspections also being made on unlicensed premises to see that the regulations were being observed expedition sets out to scale highest ural mountain peak sverdlovsk ussr an expedi tion of alpinists has set out for tho dangerous undertaking of scaling for the first time in history the highest ural mountains peak point telposis the peak is in the polar reaches of tho ural range and its character may be judged from its name which in tho native ziranyi tongue means nest of storms it is considered sacred by the eskimos of the region tho only expedition on record was tn 1s47 under german leadership and ended in failure stratosphere trip to seek a record plans are rapidly maturing for a balloon ascent into the stratosphere supervised by professor auguste piccard whose ascent over switzer land of more than ten miles set a record for mans penetration of the upper air the new ascent will bo made at the century of progress ex position in chicago it is hoped that an altitude from 5000 to 7000 feet greater than the 54000 feet reached by piccard on his second ascent will be attained details of the under taking were explained here by dr irving muskat research associate at the university of chicago who is in charge of exhibits of pure science at the worlds fair the object of the proposed balloon ascension he said is further and more scientific study of the cosmic rays appartus is now being con structed under the direction of prof arthur h compton which will be l uch more comprehensive and at the same time much lighter than any used heretofore it is also hoped that the balloonists will be able to go higher than in previous stratosphere flights as thi bag to be used will be of great er capacity and the gondola of lighter weight designs for the balloon itself are now being completed by the goodyear- zeppelin company dr muskat said and those of the spherical gondola or car by the dow chemical company of kidland michigan which as perfect ed a material which is onethird lighter than aluminum the balloon added will have a capacity of 600- 000 cubic feet of hydrogen at its maxi mum inflation as compared with 500- 000 cubic feet for the balloon which professor piccard used last year the flight is sponsored by the chicago daily news and the national broad casting company patents a n offer to every invuntor x list of wanted inventions aoj full iiiioruiailou sent freo the buna com pany world patent attorneys 273 hank street ottawa canada gladioli bulbs flowering gladioli bulbs treated 00 mixed varieties j200 per 100 postpaid f v krousc guelph ontario baby chicks ou of the okdinary all iopnoic iv barred rock chicks iro government ap proved from bloodtested parents and are sired by approved cockerels from r o p and registered dams with rec ords from 204 to 305 eggs tho average production back of 113 barred rock cockerels used is 236 eggs may prices are extremely low 1000 per 100 send 10 per cent deposit for immediate ship ment with balance cop live delivery guaranteed mills atchery napanee ontario persia to extend british oil lease london the london daily herald reports that the shah of persia and sir john cadman head of the anglo- persian oil company have come quickly to terms in teheran under which great britain obtains not only an extension of the darcy concession to 1933 but also the sole right to ex ploit the vast untouched oil fields in the northern provinces of persia this agreement if confirmed by the governments will end the acri monious dispute between the british government and the oil company on the one hand and the persian govern ment on the other the herald says persia will receive an increased percentage of the anglo- persian oil companys profits and in addition a small percentage of the fits and in addition a small percentage of the profits of its subsidiaries sir john arrived in teheran early in april and immediately opened di rect negotiations the resumption of vhich had been arranged by the lea gue council in february held at bay for 17 years the japanese beetle which invaded the united states in 1916 has so far been held at bay n tho canadian frontier by the inspectors of the do minion entomological branch who have intercepted adult beetles both alive and dead several times in ship ments of various kinds from the south precautions are taken at all places o entry into canada dead beetles were found in a motor car at yarmouth ns and in a car at- niagara falls and nine in a shipment of aquatic plants the beetle in the grub stage feeds on grasses and as an adult oi fruits and foliage of various trees it is a most destructive pest its present area of depredations being massa chusetts and new york states schools are formed for women drivers st louis a series of schools for women drivers has been inaugurated here by the st louis safety coun cil more than 200 women were re cently graduated at the first school the course consists of four meet ings of two hours each at whicb a traffic court judge or some othe traffic authority lectures written examinations are given at the con clusion of the course and a loving cup awarded tho winner 3 kennedy menton 421 college st toronto harleydavldson distributors write at once for our bargain list 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who was hopelessly in love i would swim the mighty ocean for one glance from your dear eyes i would walk through a wall of flames for one touoh of your tiiy hands i would leap the widest j stream in the world for a word from your lovely lips as always your frank ps ill be over on satur day night if my toothache is better fancy restrained may be compared to a fountain which plays highest by diminishing the aperture goldsmith off colour how is your liver wake up your liver bile without calomel your livers a very small organ but it cl tninly can put your digestive and eliminatlv organs out of kilter by refusing to pour out ltd daily two pounds of liquid bile into your bowel you wont completely correct such a condition by taking salts oil mineral water laxative candy or chawing gum or roughage when theyva moved your bowels they re through and you need a liver stimulant carters little liver pills will toon bring bach tho sunshine into your life theyre purely vege table safo sure ask or them by name refuse mbatftuta 25o at all druggist 48 burns mix equal parli of minardi and sweet oil castor oil or cream spread on brown paper apply lo burn or catd before long the painful smarting stops issue no 18 33