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chorus cirl takes off 28 f3fi has to be slim to keep ker job the youth your teeth are pearls the girl pearl vho mrs koblusou was an oarcfu mother and had repeatedly autioned her 6yearold daughter against handling any object that might contain germs one day the little girl amis in and said little girl mother fresh after a nights dancing j i was getting much too fat writes a i chorus girl and i expect you know how deadly that is to one of us in fact in time it means the gate in j other words our services are not re- j quired in these days a chorus girl has to work very hard dancing as well as j singing and it is really necessary to i be slim a friend advised me to take i kruschen salts which i did and after extremely ta them for three months i have lost 2s lbs 1 am delighted for nobody loves a fat girl the girls at the theatre used to laugh when they saw the kruschen bottle on my dressing dear i am never going to play with my kitten any more because she has germs on her mrs hobinson oh no there are 110 germs on your kitten little girl liut mother dear i saw them can you tell me the way to the oit office inquired the stranger 1 can sir replied the oldest in habitant obligingly go up the downs and keep straight along the crooked lane then round the square and when you turu left you are right i table jiut those who laugh last laugh iibest which i do at the end of the show i at night as i am quite fresh and happy i after a hard night dancing thanks to i kruschen sails miss m yv it has been established that excess fat is mainly due to improper working of the internal organs which allow waste materia to accumulate and clog the machinery taken every morning kruschen salts effect a regular gentle and perfectly natural clearance of this poisonous wastage which encumbers the system your bloodstream is thus many progressive women are up-to- date in everything except possibly their birthdays proud mother i think junior be comes more like his father every day neighbor iteally and have you done nothing to prevent it the average woman desires to be the one to make a man forget all the other women he knows then she pro ceeds to remind him of them all the time by asking him questions about them permanent peace is a pipe dream says an aunt who has lived 21 years with her stepmother 19 years with her motherinlaw and 25 years with her daughterinlaw lincolns inn fields preserved from contamination re freshed and invigorated it floods you with a new feeling of vitality a new- urge for activity you follow the urge and after about a fortnight that ugly fat starts to go you feel it your mir ror reflects it you make for the near est weighingmachine and very soon know it kruschen salts is obtainable at all drug stores at locand 75c per bottle free trial offer of kruschen try kruschen now at our expend wc have distributed a treat many special giant packages which make it tfuiy for you to prove our claims or yourflf ask your dniagjft for the new giant 75c package this consist of our regular t5e bottje together with ii separate trial bottle iuflicicnt for about one week open the trial bottle tint put it to the test and then if not entirely convinced that k rumhen does everything we claim it to do the regular bottle 1b still u good as new take it back your drukslbt is authorised to return your 75c immediately and without qumtton you have tried kruwhen free at our expence what rould be fairer manufactured bv k grufithb hroiieff ltd manchester england established 17m- do you know a naval officer on a country walk called at a cottage for a cup of tea the door was opened by exwarrant officer jones who had served with the officer both were delighted at meeting and jones explained to his visitor that he was comfortably fixed owned the cot tage and a bit of land his only ex pense being halfacrown a week for a boy ah said the commander to clean your windows and brass no sir replied jones he calls me every morning at six and says warrant officer jones the command er wants you i says tell the com mander to go to halifax and goes to sleep again this is the time of year when just a little attention to the home premises and to the streets and alleys and va cant lots will do much to improve the appearanco of the town during the spring and summer months small ex penditures and a little time will do vonders in making a town attractive minister do you take this man for better or for worse colored bride no sah jes as he is if ho get any better hell die an ef he gets any wuss ahll kill him my- tclf young lady after singing before a tago manager do you think i can ever do anything with my voice stagemanager well it might come in handy in case of fire a man says in the spring a house wifes fancy lightly turns the furniture vround a little girl of four came tearfully lo her mother one ruorniirg with the romplaint how can i button my dress when tho buttons nro in the back and i am in the front mother i hopo you didnt take a iccond piece of cako at the party bobby no i took two pieces first ime son daddy why do they call it iho mother tongue daddy well just ice who uses it hc most one reason tomo concerns are in bio red is th fact that not enough jlack in the way of printers ink was sed in their advertising its hard to get the best of some men they havent any recolorlng of radiator radiators never should be painted tor that diminishes their capacity to jadlate heat however they do need fofinlshing from time to time in the in terest of appearance the proper ma terial to uso is lampblack mixed with alcohol it not only improves the lieauiy of the part but also protects he mctil the flour in the wedding cako of gypsies is mixed with blood taken from the wrist of the bride ahd grcom that this curious looking boat can travel on both land and water many of this type are used in northern canada to haul booms of logs across large lakes during the spring drives when it is necessary to move one of these boats from one lake to another cables are fast ened from a capstan on the boat to the bole of a large tree and the boat pulls itself under its own power across the portage huge light traps moths at night on catalina isle for five years writes ransome sut ton in the los angeles time mas ter of science don c meadows moth man of catalina island has been studying flybynights and he has captured 400 different species of moths many of which arc newer to entomology than tho neutron is to physics the trap he uses was manufactured by himself it consists of a twelve- inch funnel with the small end in serted in a oneinch hole through ths lid of a mason jar a halfgallon kill ing jar containing proper chemicals is screwed to tho cap over the fun nel a 150- watt electric bulb shines all night a box attached to the post contains a hygrometer to measure moisture and a thermometer professor meadows sets the trap in canyons back of avalon and it docs the rest captures creatures which live in darkness yet are allured by light on good collecting nights he infant colds babys own tablets writes mrs louis wbcclcr of indian roid crescent toronto are splendid for childrens colds coughs and cramps they are the best corrective a child can have when a baby or young child catches cold a safe pleasant efficient cor rective is needed immediately thou sands of mothers always keep babys own tablets at band for the prompt relief of the common ailments of childhood see safety guarantee in each 25cent package 2 dr wllllomj babys own tablets issue no i2 33 says as many as 1000 specimens have been taken in a single trap entomolo gists have to count their captives they cannot weigh them as tammany hall used to count votes the largest captive was a tomato sphinx the smallest a coptodisca not much larg er than a gnat wifey the road to a mans heart is through his stomach hubby and a lot of you seem to think it should he laid with bricks swedish town levies tax after 47 years stockholm the economic crisis has intruded on swedens financial paradise for the first time in forty- seven years the inhabitant of orsn in delecarlia central sweden will have to pay a local tax the orsa community has been tax- freo slnco 1836 when it acquired a large community forest income from this has been paying all parish ex penses including roads bridges nd jchpoje ji j behind its present day dignity lies romantic days of the past the neighborhood of lincolns inn fields has for so long been associated with the law that one forgets its former fashionable character when cows still chewed the cud in mayfair the quality lived in the great houses facing the greenery of the fields the i ubiquitous pcpys was often to be i found there visiting the home of his friend and patron lord sandwich j was it not on one visit that he tore his fine new camelot cloak on the latch of the door a mishap which as he i records troubled him until his tail- i or skilfully mended it again the longforgotten ghosts of caro- lean and ccorgian days walk once more in the pages of mr e beresford chancellors the romance of lin colns inn fields mr chancellor is one of londons most faithful chronic lers and here as always he is thor oughly interesting the lambs sheri dan boswell fanny burney nell gwyn jonathan wild benjamin franklin perdita hobinson dickens all have their associations with this neighborhood mixed memories here it was that pepys saw the prentices in one of their annual out bursts of altruistic morality attack ing the unsavoury houses and their in habitants in whetstone park here was once exhibited the amazing spec tacle of a lord chancellors mace and purse being borne in a mock proces sion by the thieves who had abstract ed these insignia of office from the statesmans lodging in great queen street here babington and his fellow conspirators suffered death here wil liam lord russell was judically mur dered on a scaffold erected on the west side of the present garden here the great duke rode through the square when the mob tried to pull him off his horse in 1s32 and martin tup- per of all people could be heard shouting from the steps of surgeons hall the words waterloo waterloo whose magic had ceased to electrify a- heedless and gullible populace solid history certainly anyone writing about the dear damned distracting town as pope called it has wonderful material to work on as lord wakefield one of the citys greatest modern benefac tors says in his introduction to col robert blickhams the sovereign city lonton is solid history in the same sense as the river thames is said to be liquid history the lon don that colonel blackham shows us is the wonderful square mile which down the ages has maintained a char acter and influence superior to that of any other community in england or elsewhere he traces its twenty cen turies of stirring history lets us see the complicated wheels of government turning anil talks familiarly of its monuments and bridges banks and business houses trees and inns its enviable war service its markets charities and all the parts that go to make up the mighty whole yet another aspect of the city is dealt with in the london county council from within hero are the forty years official recollections of sir harry hawad late comptroller of the lcc and electricity commissioner from 1920 to 1930 he witnessed the birth of the council in 1ss9 having al ready served for several years in the office of its predecessor the metropoli tan board of works in a way that never becomes dull he lets us see the workings of the manysided organiza tion thrt atfects all- londoners ex plaining how the system of adminis tration wasbuilt up and giving his own impressions of the important events and personalities of the last for five complete sets of poker hands you can obtain a pair of first quality ladies pure thread silk stockings 45 gauge combined with excellent wearing qualities these stockings have the dull sheer appearance which is so de sirable and they are obtainable in the latest shades sizes 8 9 9vz 10 there is 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necessary temperature of air tested by observers fairbanks alaska observation cor the variations of temperatures at dif ferent levels above the surface forms part of the polar year research be ing done by the government in this vicinity to record temperature changes both day and night flights are made on a recent night pilot frank pol lack climbed to 17700 feet between s and 10 pm with the temperature 10 above at the surface at 1000 feet it was two degrees warmer and increased uniformly up to 4000 feet then declined quite uniformly to 32 below zero at 17700 feet models of flying machines perfect models of every type of fly ing machines used in the last 200 years have been placed on exhibition in the royal museum in edinburgh scotland road lasting 20 years perfected costing only 15 cents a square foot and needing no maintenance for twen ty years a zigzag steel grating road is claimed to have been perfected in austria a wise man will make more oppor tunities than he finds bacon for you 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