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owl laffs ttii next tiita it rains try this cue j we walked up to a man on the street slapped him on the back and said give me that umbrella ho handed it over and taid i beg your pardon 1 didnt know it belonged to you rattled young husband quick nurse tell mo am 1 a father old experienced nurse well i dont know for sure sir but your wifes got a nice baby boy in there a scientist says it is the lower part of the foee not the eyes that gives away ones thoughts especially when one opens the lower part of the face gusts of wind it tonk a whale to swallow jonah but a lot nf our pessimists are so binall they wouldnt make a good meal for a tadpole the pessimist has the advantage of being mentally prepared for the worst nobody questions the value of education what causes the row is the definition of it you cant expect to keep your friends if you give them away the man who does the most talking usually has the least to say many who think they are a wit ore only half right when good fel lows get together their wives get tired waiting up a good many self- centered people mistake egotism for wisdom it you think idle talk gets anywhere youd be surprised a bus- band is a yes man who wont take no for an answer one conquers a bad habit more easily today than tomor row mabel so you and maurice are to bo married why 1 thought it was a mere flirtation helen so did maurice the husband of a woman crazy nbout antiques my wifes soul is wrapped up in old tables worth 10 cents bridegroom i married you jnst for looks bride cheer up youll get plenty harold they say you married her because her aunt left her a fortune bill thats a lie id have married hor just the same whoever had left it to her when radios first came out they were troubled with static now its advertising and more advertising spinster so the waiter says to me how would you like your rice friend yes yes go on spinster so i says wistfully thrown at me big boy commander now suppose you are on your post one dark night suddenly a person appears from behind and wraps two strong arms around you so that you cant uso your rifle what will you call them cadet let go honey almost any woman can deceive al most any man but it is hard for a woman to delude or keep anything from another woman never katherine a flower dog heard of one gertrude why hes a poinsettia cross between a pointer and a setter in test to determine the most im movable thing in the world a postage age stamp wich has been put on by mistake runs second to a woman ask ing directions of a traffic policeman the electric eye and reckless drivers the grim hand of the law is slowly stretching out to reach those foolish people who persist in ignoring tho tra ffic laws when driving automobiles the latest plan to compel them to obey is an electric eye which oper ates just as effectively as if two po licemen were stationed along the road operating a speed trap photocells are concealed in the roadway at stated points and when a car passes over them a bell is rung in a police tele phone booth at a distant point this hell shows how long the car took to drive from one photocell to tho other and if it is in excess of tho speed limit the policeman on duty hands tho driver a ticket as soon as tho latter reaches him regardless of the speed at which the car is then being driven tills contraption is now in opera tion on the old boston post road lead ing out ot new york and is said to bo producing perfectly splendid rc- kiilts if it operates so that no error is mado in serving tho right driver with tho ticket then it certainly is an invention of which excellent use could ho mado around montreal to ronto already has installed in certain sections the signal lights that stop the driver and then turn green to pass him on when he sounds his horn that is another wrinklo which might bo considered here nothing that tends to make the breaking ot the speed laws more difficult for tho speed fiend should be ignored the montreal daily star know that his might is 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the wheel weakens and even anni hilates the attention and the re flexes several leading medical men have agreed to serve on the committee they will have the expert assistance of baron petet president of the cham ber of automobile constructors vis count do rohan president of tho auto- mobilo club of france and kdmond chaix president of the touring club of france my fljfriia mrs mceachnie says dr wil liams pink pills helped her at every crisis in life dr williams pink pills have been a real friend to me in all stages of lite writes mrs archie mceachnie ilope- ville ont i commenced taking the pills when i was just budding into womanhood as a very delicate girl i was much benefitted then at the critical time of life i again took dr williams pink pills and they certain ly helped mo through that period safe ly now at 00 every time i feel a little out ot sorts 1 take them they have really been my only medicine growing girls and women at tho dreaded time of life have special need ot dr 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fashion our ancient name would you dare to compare to them in value the richest ore that was ever dug out of tho mine how say you cavaliers is your wager won or lost would you dare to compare to them we imagine sir walter crying to his detractors today as he points to his throng of robust and brilliant creatures the blackest ora that was over dug out of the psychoanalytical mine and we know who has won the wager srcatly benefitted ker a mother of four writes myself and family ot four all seemed to suffer from acidity pains in the back anil other forms ot indigestion 1 suffered whatever i ate but since we have been taking kruschen for the last three months we can eat anything and all enjoy our food much better wo never have a traco of acidity or pain now i think it is wonderful it has no upsetting results whatever we may have to go without we could not give up kruschen mrs m 1c kruschen salts swiftly neutralizes acid takes all the torment out of it and gently expels it from tho system 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