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owl laffs lost week thomas a edison the greatest living genius was 84 years old and still at work let some tired business men who want to reure take a lea s m from this- great old man royal bank annual meeting making organdfe doll clothes for lamps pillows and phone covers or i in making ribbon flowers even if the work is clunisy or the material the spoiled what is that if a girl is en- harold the sheik says say gladys likes her lovin so much she uses radlollte lipstick so she can be found easy in the dark at the annual meeting of the royal t era properly use vru increase bank of canada the president sir y ot wheat by eight to ten bushels cou to be feminine and interested uxh sfc krfws a a mr jissktogtst in beaut a home i herbert holt referred to the world- mrs goldberg and mrs silversteln wore gossiping over the back fence mrs goldberg heard today dot abo cohen vos keeping a budget mrs silversteln vot and his tlfe too tlons as the chief contributing factor and reviewed developments in and prospects for canadian industries he said that while the results of the imperial conference are naturally dis appointing to the overseas dominions it was too much to expect that a ready- m de proposal would be acceptable to great britain her trade with the out side world is relatively much more lm- williarn considered hnselr rather a hit with the girls but when ho spoke to a young lady on the street she was very annoyed young lady snapping indignantly i dont know you from adam william smiling sweetly in return you oujrit to im dressed different ly portant to her tlon and we are actually importing large amounts of butter and meat in the meantime our exports ot animal products have steadily decreased in bis opinion statistics clearly point to at opportunity for greater profit by diversification in co rluslon sir herbert said the stability of our great industries and the strength of our financial institutions t during the past year constitute a re- j cord which we may view with pride it trade as we pay oilier we are paid lifi gives tii hack jit what we give and so we do not live to trade but trade that we may truly live sales may be made in money yes but they are always made to men and so good will controls success bringing folks hack to buy again he profits most whose every sale creates a friend whose kindly thought serves to perpetrate the tale- of what and where- cand why he bought as we pay othors we are paid life gives us back just what we give and so w do not live to trade but trade that we may truly live the dominions but proposals put for ward by tho canadian delegates in volved a principle rather than a plan and this principle is one which should command serious consideration it is hoped hat preliminary discussions be fore the proposed conference at otta wa will lead to a common basis of agreement at that time sir herbert dealt with tho principal industries of canailr making a number of constructive suggestions he strong ly advocated that the west should be less dependent on tho production of grain substituting mixed farming he approved of the siggested formatio of an agricultural credit corporation to assist the farmers to purchase cattle sheep and hogs he advocated the increased uso of fertilizer as a means of ensuring more stable results pointing out that experi ments have demonstrated that fertiliz- this i stability which is the basis for n my optimism concerning the future mr c e fcelll vicepresident and managing director of the bank con fined his remarks to a discussion of the world depression and tho relation of the price level to gold supplies and cen tral bank policy he pointed out that only the return of normal international financial relations would end the pro- sent depression and advocated a con ference of the leading financial powers to formulate a plan to apply the necessary corrective measures the general manager mr m w wilson referred to the satisfactory manner in which the canadian charter ed banks have taken care of financial requirements in canada during a diffi cult year as clearly demonstrating that the canadian banking system is ade quate to the needs of the country in times of stress as well as under nor mal conditions following is from a church bulle tin the pastor will continuo his in spiring es of sunday morning ser vices the subject next sunday will be hell the pastor hopes to see you all there a collection will be taken for the new heating system our idea of a whole hog with sausage meat for brains is the fellow who reads his home paper for years without paying and tits he swears he never ordered i to penetrate cone f rata a lazy person usually believes strongly in prayer in giving till it hurts some folks hurt first if you think you are fooling the people you are only one of them a good credit is the result of that kind of reputation when is a man like a wagon wheel when he is tired what part of europa is in africa tho letter r when is a school boy like a postage stamp when ho is licked and put in a corner what will run faster up hill than down hill a fire how many peas in a peck one what always weighs tho same whether large or small a hole what most resembles the half of an apple tho other half what does a man first plant in his garden his foot what is the difference between a watchmaker and a jailer the first sells watches and the other watches cells why do righthanded children eat moro than lefthanded ones because there aro more of them deer in kaibab forest deer in tho kaibab national for est of arizona have become so num erous under he protective hand of tho united states department of agriculture that they damage young trees and forage plants after con sidering the situation last year tho department of agriculture the na tional park service and tho state of arizona agreed that it was necessary to reduce tho number of deer sub stantially to protect forest growth and allow the rango to recover suf ficiently to support tho remaining deer in better condition during a period of supervised hunting 37g1 deer wore taken 2060 of which wcro docs nearly 100 other deer wcro trapped and shipped alivo for stock ing public parks and game refuges even this thinning has been con sidered insufficient to permit satis factory recovery of the shrubs upon which deer depend chielly for food even modern girl shoud learn to sew start teaching children as early as possible the art of sewing a fine seam in a recent edition of the christian science monitor marion broomfield givc3 some interesting tips to moth ers of the tipdern generation here are some excerpts from this interest ing article an accomplishment useful to a girl through life is to know how to sew a fine seam- she may not keep house bit wherever she lives even a few stitches are an asset to her appearance and a saving to her pelctbook even if she should buy her clothing ready- made there are always a few stitches to ho taken whether they re altera- 1 tions or repairs there is always the beauty f hand work and the practical art of mending table linen and gifts need the hand touch but teaching tho little girl to sew sometimes takes patience there are in fact modern mothers who exclaim oh betty will learn to sew at school so why should i bother but teach ing sewing is planting the seed of do mesticity and this cannot bo taught too early a girl unconsciously learns the quiet pleasure of the peace pos sible in home making further sew ing is an anti e for those hours of is most practical because it is cooler and lighter and first ones are apt to be lost but for comfortable use it must be small ensugh to fit many little girls discard thim les simply because they are a wabb uisance basting is the easiest stitch to learn first and a medium width hem easiest for small hands to manage at the be ginning handkerchief skirt hems are so narrow and so deep respective ly that they are a trial instead an inch hem on a bureau scar or stringer is easier and rather coarse material tike crash is better for the beginners sticky little needle strawberry emery is first aid of course to a sticky needle and part of a sewing outfit soft materials like voile and muslin are easy for tho beginners needle the stiff cambric of ou grandmoth ers day is a trial for faultless stitches dimity is rather a good material to work with for this will be stiff enough to crease and yet be pliable to the needle seaming before hemming running a seam nicely comes really i before hemming if the seam is care fully basted with contrasting thread a little girl will not have much trouble keeping the final running stitches on tho straight line of tho seam fifty thread is usually about right as finer thread breaks too easily mercerized thread is especially smooth to use another way to learn to make small straight stitches as the next step af ter basting is to sew trimming on somo article itickrack braid tape the practical art of mending can be made pleasant too it is even worth while to pay a girl ot 10 a nickel for every neat darn she puts in the family socks each week or at least a sliding scale payment from one penny up ac cording to the size of holes see that she has a pretty celluloid egg to darn over and cotton to match the hosiery a good way to teach the sewing cn of buttons is to trim some frock with them then the task becomes decora tive another scheme is to put a girl on her mettle to keep dads buttons sewed on i to learn to patch j repairing rents and patching is dif ficult even for adults but an interest ing way to teach patching is to let a little girl applique crepe fruit flat on somo more crepe of contrasting color in other words teach the idea with pretty materials and decorative effects threecornered rents that must be darned and pressed should probably ba taught on old materials then the child does not worry if the first effort is not a complete success explain that the stitches are merely like darning stock ings only the surface is flat instead th03 jarrett j p editor trenton sun elected councillor thos jarrett proprietor of the quinte sun trenton ou was re cently elected to the town council for 1931 he served ten years as a member of the trenton board of education being an exchairman and afterwards a year as member of tho first haileybury high school board flowers and rooms classified advertsng tab london it does not seem to mat- riormacitixeor handknittixo ter how many flowers i buy for this au room it never looks as though there samplts tret stocking yarn mills were enough they dont make any dept t oriiila ont show i can explain it taid th9 visitor- j mysterious lake reappears indeed i saw from the first that the nordbausen germany tho room would be a bad background for baragraw near rossla in tho flowers tho carpet is wrong al though the center is beige an excel lent color there is too much solid rose pink and blue in the border with color spread rather heavily in patches harz is again a lake after having lain dry for two years many attempts have been made in the last century to discover how and why tho water ap- alfover the floor like thatt tight and dlsa iit s on what shall i do motht one mother who realized that sho was not as patient ao an outsider started two little sisers of 7 and 9 with embroidery lessons jne summer vacation now some might say why not learn a few practical stitch first but the idea a d its ason were excellent for huso children through their love of beauty and color learned to sit quietly d execute fine stitches what might have been a tedious task when stitched with thread into cotton cloth was fascinat ing with rose embroidery loss she eeds a himble tho first articlo to give the little girl is a thimble an aluminum o restless children too healthy tho astute estate agent was show ing a client over a newly built house you will never regret having tho house sir he said this is tho most wonderful air in tho country no body is ever ill he paused and fished in his pocket for a fountainpen will you sign the agreement sir he add ed tho client shook his head never mind the pen ho said ivo changed my mind im a doctor children will fret often for no apparent reason but theres al ways castoria harmless as the recipe on the wrapper mild and bland as it tastes but its gentle action soothes a youngster more surely than a more powerful medicine itiats the beauty of this special childrens remedyl it may be given the tiniest infant as often as there is need in cases of colic diarrhea or similar disturbance it is invaluable a coated tongue calls for just a few drops to ward off constipation so does any suggestion of bad breath i whenever children dont eat well 1 dont rest well or have any little upset this pure vegetable prcpara- tion is usually all thats deeded or bias binding is excellent for this purpose for results are fairly quick and little girls must not be discour aged by too long a stitch a little apron of unbleached cotton or gay crepe soft to sew is quickly finished by being bound around with the bias binding both basting and running stitches are learned this way and the bias tape comes in a great va riety ot pretty colors doll clothes curtains breakfast cloths and even bedspreads can bo trimmed with it hemming should bo practiced on cotton silk and wool and it is bet- ter for a little girl to try for 10 even stitches every day than to sit at length and make crooked ones because of fatigue overcasting doll clothes overcasting may bo practiced on the seams of doll clothes and it is surprising how young girls can bo taught a french seam girls as old as 12 enjoy making lingerio for them selves and french seaming it espe cially if a littlo embroidery such as an initial is part of it buttonhole stitch is much moro interesting to learn if taught first as embroidery instead of as stitches around a troublesome buttonhole a guest towel or collar is nice to scallop with buttonholo stitch 4 inch deep to pad tho scallops teach tho little girl to run a few stitches first along tho scallops for several rows an other easy way to teach buttonholo stitch is to let tho beginner learn tho simple blanket stitch first a doll blanket can bo edged this way with wool yarn and a darning ncedlo in genoral coarse materials and needles are easiest for littlo girls at first even featherstltchlng which most children delight in is easily done with yarn and a big needle striped ma terial is useful again horo to branch tho featherstltchlng from as a guldo hno gift making gift making offers a decided in centive to learning stitches thus a bib for baby brother made one littlo girl patlenuy learn back or outline stitches but what child does not find outlining a rabbit chicken cat but- and four years in he haileybury ot convex but also show youngsters i tow collnc as chairman ot how useful ravellngs are in making the fmanec he is a director ot the darn lnconsp trcnton rot club and a member sewing rips is one of the first steps tne mothers allowance commis- in mending for children learn to sion keep their clothes in order this way tho adage a stitch in time saves nine can be readily illustrated by showing them how to check chain stitching a rip in a glove is not too difficult for a girl of 12 to accomplish and in teaching sewing it may be held out that each year a new stiuh will be learned the result will be that a girl will be able to put in hat linings sew on simple trimmings and be ready to follow a dress pattern attractive outfit a final encouragemont to learning to sew is an atractive outfit a large pretty box is often available aud really practical for when the lid is lifted all the sewing tools are ready at hand a ood plan is to have the tools fastened with clastic inside the lid as this leaves space for the cloth in the box below keeping sewing fresh and dainty is thus encouraged some girls enjoy a bag so they may carry them when they visit cretonne with a round or square bottom so material will not bo umpled makes a useful bag then a basket open or closed is nice the great thing is to have a thimble pair ot scissors and emery all in place as well as a rule or tape measure so that they can l instantly found spools of thread a paper of pins and a needlr book are also necessary many f these items can be bought at 10cent stores and can be added a few at a time as a reward for learning certain stitches to bo always kept on hand is a sure sign of appreciation of a medicine babys own tablets hold this envi able distinction in thousands of homes hat from one end of canada to the other mrs ernest gallant shediac nb is one of the young mothers who appreci ate the tablets sho says babys own tablets aro wonderful i have used them for my little one for the last two years and would not be with out them they quickly banish con stipation and colic and keep baby and delicate coloring in a bunch of flowers is moro or less submerged from this the talk developed into a discussion on tho importance in de ciding the color scheme of a room to see that it is something that will not detract from the beauty of flowers but will form a good background for them if a room is so arranged that the flowers dominate it it is possible to give a sense of constant change and variety simply by arranging in dis- and lake has an area of about seven acres tlnctive vases skillfully chosen wellplaced blossoms flowers both growing and as house decoration aro today being more and moro appreciated the great popu larity of beige pale yellow stone and grays for walls is an almost instinc tive recognition that all of these are shades against which practically any colored flower looks lovely the har mony of a pot of scarlet field poppies backed by a creamcolored wall will never be forgotten even white flow ers contrast delightfully with this warm deep creamy yellow but with regard to carpets how few- people when choosing them have the claims of flowers in thought as with walls most plaincolored carpets are safe from this point of view the persian type of design which is so intricate and small as to give a gen eral allover effect with no particular color predominating always produces an unobtrusive sense ot harmony in a room with a wall paper having a decided pattern that does not sot oft flowers it is a good plan to hang up a width of parchment brocade mounted at the top on a strip of oak or mahogany molding this may be i placed either in a recess or in the of a wall with a side table in acute gastritis gets a knockout mr arthur e roots of west croy don writes discharged from his majestys forces with acute gas tritis iwas left with a very weak inside and those who suffer simi larly know how very careful one must be in what they eat and what medicines they take constipation and indigestion generally com menced my attacks headaches- and bad breath naturally followed but today i am able to eat anything i fancy my secret i can honestly recommend lies in your pills take carters little liver pills al dru 26tf and 76 red pkgs they regulate the front of it on which ma- be placed a happy babys own tablets are a mild but center thorough laxative they regulate the stomatri and bowels relieve indiges- j o beautiful flowers this is a use tion break up colds and promote j ful hint for the woman who cannot af- healthful sleep they are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from the dr williams medi cine co brocliville ont walls nerves out of gear need new rich blood to restore their tone men and women with nerves out of gear become irritable fretful and ill- tempered tho fault is not theirs poor health is tho cause the tired wife or mother whose household duties have worn her out the breadwinner whose anxiety for his family have wor ried him until he was 111 aro tho ones who become run down their diges tion becomes bad and their nerves ill- fed the nerves like all bodily organs need healthy red blood and that red blood can best bo gained through a course of dr williams pink pills dr williams pink pills make rich red blood improve digestion strengthen tho tired nerves and bring energy and happiness not only to the sufferer but to those around him they aro sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 60 cents n box from tho dr williams medicine co brockville flnt manitoba to have estonian grouse whimper man manitoba may bo the first tr iritory in north america to import as an addition to its family of j cretonnes birds the giant grouse tho largest member of the grouse family that this bird be brought to tho province is a recommendation by uio manitoba game commission the birds are found in estonia where tho climate is somewhat similar to that of manitoba there are sup posed to be none of these birds any where on the continent the government proposes to bring 100 pairs of hungarian partridges from alberta this month and more later to the total number of 300 pairs the birds will bo looked after by farmers until they accustom them selves to their new surroundings rare bird returns to england two events of great interest to na turelovers have recently been report ed tho first is tho appcaranco in london of that rare bird the little auk driven by stress of weather it alighted of all places on the round pond in kensington gardens gulls attacked it but it was rescued only to dlo in tho zoo a few days later tho other ovent was tho reappear ance of tho golden eagle in tho lake district whero it was exterminated a century ago ono eaglo was seen be tween windermere and coniston and another on tho wrynose pass recent ly from this and that recompense i never see slim birches bowed beneath their shining rime but i recall tho fragrant white of apple blosom time and on a still december night when i behold tho stars i seo again tho flaming files beyond the meadow bars chill winter 1ms its recompense for memory will bring sweet thoughts before the blazing hearth of rarer days in spring george lawson ford at the moment to papered too many ornaments in a room al ways detract from the effect of flow ers as do too great a number of pic tures for flowers should never be placed so that they cut across pic tures flowers generally look delightful in a room witi chairs covered in floral such a room often gives the appearance of outofdoors the real blooms and the woven ones com bining to impart a sense of the abun dance and variety of a herbaceous border in an oldworld garden the christian science monitor ess wiwwbii- jlt ear oix 1 25 all orihiitl dmrltlt in mint a o leonard inc to fifth avf nw york city huc0uchsandc0ld buckleys people are like money eep them busy or theyll lose interest poisons get of system doctors know that this modern scientific laxative works efficiently in smaller doses because you- chew it safe and mild for old and young natures lesson i could not reconcile completo ex tinction in death with tho eternal economy of nature guglielmo marl con inventor arc you sure wrote the parent to the headmaster tjat my boy will ac quire good manners while ho is with you madam was the reply your son has every chance with us at pre sent ho has no manners at all only customs castoria issue no 531 vivid colors taboo in glass pottery pittsburgh fa modern glass and pottery wnro has broken with futur ism the housewife in tho coming sca- terfly or flower moro fun than work s tho trade believes will follow the a laundry or collar bag for daddy trend in furniture in wall coverings worked in whtto floss on blue linen and in draperies in preferring ware will teach many an ambitious miss ot classical georgian jacoblan or halt a dozen stitches from chain american colonial trend glaring stitch to tho making of a neat casing color is taboo for tho draw string stamped articles tho trend is toward subdue 1 tins aro especially- delightful tor children and those of ruby stlogel green am- j tho moro pictorial sewing is made for ber or crystal all rled favorites of youngsters the moro it appeals past days in bricabrac alone is a i learning to gather can bo taught in flash of color permissible milk of magnesia in water that is an alkali effective yet harmless it has been the standard antiacid for50years among physicians every where one spoonful will neutralize at once many times its volume in add it is the right way the quick pleasant and efficient way to kill the excess acid the stomach be comes sweet the pain departs you are happy again in five minutes dont depend on crude methods made i feel young again enjoy hard work millions ot men and women all iver ihc world take kruschen sails daily not because they are really sick nijiul you but because tjiey know the httia daily dose of kriischen keeps nicivi always it energetic and tree from tat and also keeps the system tree from overacidity people who take krusclicn salts in a glass ot hot water every morning wont have headaches and are always free from constipation depression dizziness coated tongue and unpleasant breath they have no poisons in rheir system because the action of krusclicn salts on the liver kidneys and bowels causes perfect and regular elimination if you want joyous health iu1 glorious vigor if you want to vorfc hard and enjoy your work try taking kruschen salts every day million of people are enjoying their daily labours thanks to the little daily dose ol kruschen a friend to women sour stomach just a tasteless dose of phillips employ the best way yet evolved in all the ycara of searching that is phillips milk of magnesia be sure to get the genuine phillips milk of magnesia pre scribed by physicians for 50 years in correcting excess acids remember the genuine is al ways a liquid it cannot be made in tablet form look for the name phillips itisalwayson thewrapper for your protection drugstores everywhere have the 50c bottles n canada lydia lptahiams vegetable compound lydia e pjnkham mkdic1ne co lynn man u8a and cobourg ont canada