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owl laffs my iiair has lot of elec- mdea- trictty clara it ought to have its con nected to a dry cell if its very likely that cold suppers fcause more divorces than cooling love girl friend so youre going to new york and where are you boys stopping traveling man listen baby when we go to new york we stop at nothing i always like to havo somebody in the hack seat with my wife when we go for a ride it takes her mlud off the driving reduction i prices of mrs maul i saw your husband yesterday but he didnt see me mrs saul so ho told me but how temporary it happiness exists ive found it a half a mince pio with a boy around it its easy enough to serve a drink in on illegal place tho hard part is sewing the term that goes with it a lady had lost her husband and had given instructions to tho stone mason as to the wording on the tomb stone tho ending to be rest in peace in the meantime her late husbands will disclosed the fact that she had been shabbily treated she rushed to tho stone mason and told him to omit the words rest in peace mason isn sorry but they have already been carved lady very well then add until wo meet again they had to make skirts longer or they wouldnt have been skirts auy longer youve probably noticed that all the bargains are in things you neither need nor want tough little frank was visiting a seacoast town and one lay on the beach an old salt said kindly these hero are fish nets know how we make them frank sure easy ion just uikq j a lot of holes and sew them together ed no tea effective immediate by per pound reduction on red label black and mixed teas per pound reduction on red label green tea per pound reduction on red rose orange pekoe all grocers are authorized to sell their present stock at these reductions we recoup them for their loss t h estabrooks co limited toronto ontario was run down and very weak too little blood the trouble forgetfulness stranger than remembering stranger is forgetfultess softening and making less every sharp and preclou thing if the rebel thirst had burned after springs too beautiful imperceptibly it learned how to drink the bitter pool if there is a room that must xot be entered any more conic3 tho soft and gradual dust drifting down behind the door surer than renieiberiug surer is forgetfulness shuts the window in tho spring lays away tho silver dress mrs jas a ilaugbn bridgewater xs writes i was badly run down and very weak so much so i could scarcely do my housework my nerves i were affected my digestion poor i had continual headaches and could not get a restful nights sleep different i remedies failed to be of benefit aud i l was growing discouraged one day however i saw an advertisement of a case similar to miue which had been relieved by dr williams pink pills so 1 decided to try them a few weeks use of tho pills fully restored ellou jalls0 ia ho london mercury my health and now my household duties are a pleasure instead of a tor- gbs tells way mrs ilaukhns whole trouble was to a parley that she had too little blood dr wil- 1 london members of tho lnstituto hams pink pills were of aid to her linguists who met tor their an- because they renewed and purified her j conference in loudon recently blood and that good blood promoted i invited c bernard shaw to send a good health tor where good blood message his reply written on a abounds disease cannot exist postcard was as follows you can get these pills from auy i 1av0 heard ot tle institute dealer in medicine or b mail at 50 of linguists and cannot imagine what cents a box from the dr williams il is for jllt ca assure you with medicine co brockville out a confidence founded en long experi ence that if you want to bore a con ference and make it a failure from the start the surest method is to read messages to it classified advertising fob sau a isauy chicks we uatchko jtvi j15u0o last year la tour varia nts write for freo catslocue a h switser granton onl fjisrij cosic chlcks wonuerxul winter layers wahav twen hatching for 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in asia 120000000 worth in oceania s7 000000 worth in africa 02000000 worth and on the american contin ent 43000000 worth the imperial field offers the mother country by far the greatest scope for commercial ex pansion australia with its tremend ous amount of room tor national growth seems to give britain special opportunities 1 no longer suffers torpid liytr- indigestion constipation nervousness headaches writes mr m mcartbur thousands eay constipa tion liver trouble test ton 313 cad overnight with fruit- -twecni- quiet get fruitt from druggist today asked if he was starting a new fad by walking down street carrying a handkerchief in his hand a man re plied heck no thats not a hand kerchief its my wifes dress i am taking to the cleaner i came so fierce at the very sight of flpmfooyfj fro ijl son water that the servants of the house iciaiugi uiu1 aid uuli 1 i 11 refused pointblank to give it a bath i iccn lutciugcncg then the terriers mistress tried it by d p graham aged 12 j herself but even she was not safe do you hear the call ivnow now u 1 idosf demonstrates you just take j 5 11 at a price they were seated comfortably he fore the fire i say john she said is it true thorough laxative that act kindness and courtesy would bv seen oftener if some people didnt mis take the former for weakness and tho lattor for cowardice ben i think it is going to rain he- fore night bill gosh i hope not i want to water my garden many a town which has no zoo boasts of a social lion a white ele phant a haltdozen queer birds and three or four blind pigs the doctor who examined mo the other day said i ought to pack up and go some place where it is warmer ive been told to go there many times before in much fewer words writes prescott lecky ot the depart- of valkyries from the hall ment of psychology columbia unioh the gods have sent for thee versity new york in an article com- 1 come thou warrior to the free paring the intelligence of dogs andjodin thor and tiu are calling the english naturalist george j l jl p scie j come and follow rove and roam monttii brave the waters go to shulc cajolery threats beating and star- there valkyries take thee home naturalist cites instance of terrier with human perception that money talks john laughed a figure of speech my dear ho replied why do you ask wel she went on hopefully i wish youd leave a little here to talk to me during the day i get so lonely a simple and safe remedy for the common ills of babyhood and child hood should bo kept iu every home where there is either a baby or a young child often it is necessary to give the little ones something to break up a cold allay fever correct sour stomach and banish tho irrita bility that accompanies the cutting of teeth experienced mothers always keep babys own tablets in the homo as ai safeguard against the troubles that seize their little ones so suddenly aud the young mother can feel reasonably safe with a box of these tablets at handand ready for emergencies babys own tablets are a mild but without chicks 20 famous breeds to chooso from send for freo chick catalog it has valuable information qu broodlnc cbicfcs tssexfiatchery 75 srrtfca 1 fir you f boje 207w eg bo ont for sale five dc motors 1 1j4 4 and 8 horsepower all in good condition cheap for immediate sale h watklns 73 adelaide street west toronto base ball baseball players uso minards for stiffness strained ligaments and bruises they al30 recom mend it as a rubdow i romanes zoological secretary of the llmiean society ot london england tells ot a skye terrier that hated to bo washed as time went on lis aversion to bathing became stronger and stronger at last the dog be- itching ends in 1 minute had eczema for months stasia application ot sootoasilva ended itch and burn in 1 minute x box ended disease for good jane paula soothasalva ends eczema quickest time ever known itching stops instating au druggists vation were of no avail finally the owner decided to gio the dog tlia silent treatment she paid no at tention to it she was in the habit j ot taking it along on her daily walk hut now went out without it when she sat reading or sewing and it came thee to cou shue to mu up to her she turned her head and k0is wiu call thcc to valhalla looked away markland heluland and vinland this lasted ten days at length shau se the mv bra son m go seahiking like a viking roaming rolling roving f ree riding gliding oer ihe sea ride thee glide thee rolling like a viking oer the sea minards checks falling hair live now gripping and they are absolutely guaranteed free from opiates or other harmful drugs they are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from the dr williams medicine co brockville ont the naval conference singapore free pres if we have in the end to regret the failure of the its embarrassing to admit youve novor been offered money for your picture and a testimonial an ice cream manufacturer adver tised that ho would give a cone freo to overy boy who called at tho plant and brought along his dog one dog was reported near collapse after as sisting all the boys in ono neighbor hood to obtain their cones gladys underneath it all im real ly an oldfashioned girl george gosh you wear bloom ers sleep is never so sweet as on morn ings you havo to get up early aud go to work india and the empire bombay times of india the notion that india would by giving preference to somo other part of tho empire merely bo doing a good turn to some- ono who perhaps never did her a good turn is fallacious tho empire is a collection ot nations held together not only by sentiment but by considera tions of their own advantage that is how india should regard her position as an integral part of it directly sho does so she will percelvo how friendly business bargaining betweon her and other dominions is a matter to bo re garded both directly and indirectly in her interest because it is in tho in terest of tho british league of na tions whoso strength and iters are bound up together cat whipping among the many customs which wero observed until qulto recent times in england there was one particularly cruel one that of whipping a cat to death at shrovetide it appears to have been popular in one midland vil lage especially that ot albrighton in shropshire i am sure no nation can bo great which is not religious clara butt soskinnyshamed in bathing suit gained 15 lbs gained 15 lbs tak ing lronlzed yeast was always ashamed to wear bathing suit but now 1 can and not feel too skinny eulah lanningham thousands write ot 5 to 15 lbs gained in 3 weeks with ironized yeast bony limbs round out ugly hollows fill iu blemished skin gets clear and rosy uko raglc nervous ness indigestion constipation disap pear overnight sound sleep new health and pep from very first day two great lonlc3 in one special weightbuilding malt yeast and strengthening iron pleasant littlo tablets far stronger than unmedi- cated yeast results in a time so quit being ashamed ot sklnni- ness sallow skin got ironized yeast from druggist today feel great tomorrow money back from manufacturer it not delighted with quick results i a famous french philosopher once main aim of the conference a failure laid that in every mans life there are 11e political effects of which may be i but three important events namelv even more far reaching than the naval birth life and death oc our birth i effects we can still feel that as far said he we are not conscious we ne- j as america and ourselves are concern- gleet to live and we die in pain to 0 a real understanding ha been the dog caine up to her one morning with an expression that plainly said i submit immediately it was given only vikings brave and true are in the sagas here remembered think of beowulf of tiu a bath which was endured patiently i these arc mcntl not likl flem then barking joyously it bounded for bcr the door to go for the customary i wa3 a coward thou daily walk when next a bath was wou do bc q my due the terrier at first was obstin- to turn towards bcowuu t prow ate but all its mistress had to do and thcn fo was to turn her head and the dog go thou j gq sea would ran for tho luh roaming roving like a viking fear not son be not like i go thou to the sea and die die in battle or at sea but remember flambeid me then the norseman breathed his last fell upon his couch and died and mirand forgot his past tried rouse his mothers pride all his hamlet kept the advico i of old flembcrd to his son the horse 13 mans host friend un- turned their prows to beowulf be sure this is a rather gloomy i poet hut it contains food for thought i over the first and last events we have but little control in obedience to the immutable law of nature we come and go the way of all life our chief concern therefore should he that we do not neglect to live lacking somewhere buttons are plenty and thread is cheap yet bachelors look forlorn because they lack tho skill or the knack or woman to sew them on if criticism is unfounded it fails of itself 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