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On the plus side. if anyone IS worried about provincial government spending, they can rest assured that the office we visited had probably not been upgraded since around the middle of the 20th century. Three mismatched chairs were supplied for those no longer able to stay upright or anyone who died during the interminable wait. A video monitor offered an endlessly looping celebrity trivia quiz consrsting of two multiple choice questions involvtng Johnny Depp and Julia Roberts to keep the proles entertained. There was a newsfeed on the bottom and a few static commercials. like the kind they used to play at the movies back when l was a'yeung whippersnapper, around the time those chairs were first manufactured. After much celebration of our arrival. we endured the dubious delights of registering our new address with various levels of government. We spent a week one morning at Service Ontario's retro little downtown office. after fruitless hours trying to navigate their labyrinthine online options (or updatinghealth cards and drivers' licences. We eventually arrived at the September 2015 We’re Not in Stouffville Anymore, Dorothy By Kate Gilderdale Stouffvi/le Free Press top of the queue. only In short, our new vacuum sucks. and happier. "snorted half of Peru") and bags‘ Nevertheless. at wasn‘t untll my last foray In search of Type A vacuum bags drew a blank that I finally faced up to reality and named up for a replacement. Imagine my delight at dlscovenng amachme that pretty well dnves itsell. mhales debris much as Steve Tyler of Aerosmlth lnhales Illlclt substances (In a 2013 intervrew. Tyler said that he had “snorted hall of Peru") and doesn't requnre replacement n.__4 Being an ancient Briton by blrth and thus to make do and mend rather than embra ltke normal people. I soldiered on for years Neanderthal appliance around the little hot Street In increasungly futile attempts to win the war on terror (dust bunny dlvision)‘ On the one hand. my vacuum provnded a prel workout for someone who :5 allergic to organized exercuse: on the other, when a vac blows more than It sucks. even I am forced to i It may be time tor a change was masswely heavy. handled like a wobbly wheel, and offered all the e: Donald‘s ham ourselves a new vacw lifestyle. Our former Mestyle. Our former Hoover uprighI was a gift froth irrâ€"Iy mother. purchased about three decades ago at Costco. It to realize we'd forgotten to bring our permit We're now registered as Toronta (Mr. Wallethead) will have to go back another day Let's hope they will have wnth a couple of Kardashlan and Trump away the time. In other breaking news, we finally I ‘allelhead) will have to go back and join the lineup ir day, Let's hope they will have updated the quiz couple of Kardashian and Trump questions to while a new vacuum cleaner to go with our ne‘ new registered as Torontomans but someone ny vacuum prowded a pretty impressive me who IS allergic to any form of on the other, when a vacuum cleaner ucks. even I am forced to acknowledge like a shopping cart with a the esthetic appeal 01 The rm and thus programmed than embrace efficiency on for years. shoving my the little house on Main >ts to win the never-ending finally caved and bought vehicle ownership we couldn't be w urban $59kle [fickle B E STA u R’A NVT ,' b'E'L'I surgery and axodontia. Du Peyman Shahidi ls surrounded by staff and family membels as he holds a certificate from the Town of Whitchumh-Stouflvllle welcoming Lime Periodontics to Town at their Grand Opening August 21. The clinic, located in the Impen'ai Centre at 37 Sandiford 0:, offers periodontics, dental implant Opens in the f Imperial Centre Periodontics Clinic