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Graphics Dapanment Mailing Address: Phone: Editor: Advertising Sales The Stouffviue Freefress is published menthly by'the Stouflville FREE PRESS Inc. and .. delnvered by Canada Post to most residences and businesses In‘WhItchurch-Slduflwile and Goodwood. The press run is 15,000. A recent visit to Port Perry provided an opportunity to see how a well managed. beautifully restored building housing a new microbrewery brings locals and Visitors flocking into that downtown community, Of course. Port Perry already has a large selection of independent retail stores, restaurants and cafes on its heritage main street with the added bonus of Lake Scugog providing a picturesque backdrop. But given Mayor Altmann‘s vision for our own Main Street, which he articulated at the Mayor's Dinner on April 9. a craft brewery could be a key addition to Stouffville‘s downtown revitalization. Stouffville Brewing Company‘s application to lease the former Silver Jubilee building at Main and Market streets. a town property. would entail extensive renovations at an estimated cost of $350,000. which would be borne by the town the brewery would then lease the building from the town for $50,000 a year, Of course, spending taxpayers' money in a volatile economy isn't something that can be done without careful consideration of the risks and benefits. but there are strong indications that this type of establishment could provrde a substantial economic boost to the community. “There are currently well over 150 oneratinn May 2015 Readers Thank Local Retailers For Donations Janet and I wish to thank Rob and Janice for their donations and assistance. Wow what a trIp! Recently my wife Janet and I returned from a trip to Ecuador and the Galapagos Islands. Before we left the tour company suggested that we bring school supplies for the native school students there. Rob Croxall of the lDA Pharmacy in Stouflville and Janice Whiteley of Staples in Stouffville both generously donated a large amount of supplies (about 40 lbs.) that we carried with us on the trip. These supplies were gratefully accepted and will be very helpful in the education of the students there. Opini Jim and Janet Follis Stoufl‘ville To the Editor: currently well over 150 operatiné 6111 Main St Stoufiviile Ontario MA 384 905- 640- FREI (3733) , . Kate Gilderdale / stouflvilieireepress®rogers. comâ€" Bvuce Stapiey / bsiapleyflsympatico ca / 905- 64!)- 3733 Jann Smit / jann smithogeco. ca vais Merrick. Sheri Smith Nicole Love / travismerrickE StoufM/le Free Press Brewing up Business Smith 8x Nicole Love / travismenickflsympaticuca “will give a real shot in the arm to smaller communities and particularly to downtown cores that could really benefit hum this economic stimulus" Sadly, the hollowmg out of downtown Stouffville continues With the move of the ClBC branch to the west end. it council is serious about revitalizmg our heritage district and boosting the local economy. we believe that Stouftwlle Brewing Company's proposal could be an excellent place to stan. breweries in the province with many more in planning." said Cam Heaps, chair of Ontario Craft Brewers. in an April press release. “The Industry employs over 1,000 people in direct brewery jobs and more than four times that in indirect jobs,.. They account for well over 30 per cent of the direct brewing jobs in the provrncev" With the provincial government's recent announcement that it intends to open up more retail outlets for beer. “These new changes will allow craft brewers to double or triple our share which will create another 1,000 to 2.000 direct craft brewery jobs across the province." said Mr. Heaps. Ontario Craft Brewers' president John Hay added that the growth 01 such businesses My mother had morning sickness after I was born Rodney Dangerfield V. Sometimes being a good parent means hiding in the pantry and eating all of the Fudgsicles over the Course of a day so the kids don' t have to. Kelly Oxford 4 I was dating a'transvestite. and my mother said. ‘Many him. You'll double your wardrobe.‘ Joan Rivers You may not have candy for breakfast Now finish your Pop-Tart. Laney Gn'ner Havmg kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy. and crazy to the people who thought you were stable. 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