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I find myself mentally revisiting the romantically stunted days of my early youth. when all the boys l lancied fancied other people and all the ones who fancied me looked more like Mike Duffy than Elvis Presley. who was my idol du [our *STOUFFVILLE Accepting new and transfijrring patients The most important way to prevent loss of eyesight is through a regular eye . examination? OPIOMKKOI DID YOUKNOW . . "C Whilchurch By Kate Gilderdale Stouflville Free Pres Stauffville ruflnllc s Onlmc Du: It's All In The Game V 905.642.3957 L‘Tt mnsm Cuudc Veronlca and I attended the church youth club. which IS where I first met Dave. a fresh faced boy With an My father wasn't tooled and I wasn't about to start dating a boy named Sue, especually one whose head only came up to the top at my ear. Once again I was left palely loitering while the hot girls hke Lesley and Veronica were fighting off the attentions of the young and godluke. He was nothing it not persistent however. and one day he called me at home. When my lather answered the phone and asked who was calling. he ’05! ms nerve and replied. In a tremulous vouce several octaves higher than usual. “It's Susan." After I exlricaled mysell lrom Colin's cloylng devotion. I met a lriend ol my brother's who seemed quite presentable. but naturally he was 90an out with someone else. He. in turn, had a lnend called Phillip who was several inches shorter than me which ruled him out from the start. in my mind at least. attempt to wangle an introduction to the main attraction. 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