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When 1 go to the cashier to pay m, which I do, she always, yes always, 'Have a nice day.’ sort of wish that she Hugh: it and say, ’Have a GREAT day', but no, it’s 'h to Spring ’owgrove turns 40 to Blues choir is presenting two Precise language kicks the bucket By Ralph Pohlman June 21 anniversary celebrations run from 3 to 8 pm. Other features include a baseball diamond, soccer field, basketball court, campfire areas, maple syrup shack and swimming pool. Clenbrook has provided a day camp adventure to an estimated 30,000 campers and developed leadership skills in over 4,000 staff members from Markham, Stouffville and the GTA. On June 13, Willowgrove will once again provide the perfect setting for the Canadian Cancer Society's local Relay For Life. organization providing support to pregnant women and young mothers under the age of 25. At 7:30 the same evening, the choir will perform at Willow Springs Winery and light refreshments will be served. 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Depend' on your relationshnp. you might say they 'hcklgfi‘ the bucket', ‘gave up the ghost', "oined the choir mvmble', ‘shuffled off the man coil' or “have gone to their teward'. Which, at um pomt, I: probably what I should do. That is; depart. cm the bat, head f0! Davy )onas' locku,ormybcjustdriv¢ovatothesmandgct a newspapet, some licorice and be told to ‘have a mu day'. Appointment with Pohlman Centrally located for your event Mana ed by Stou Ille Uons Club M.a"°93d..?y the 9 PM Dr- 5- «wide the wt) 0 Weddings - Anniversaries ° Engagement Parties - Corporate Functions, etc. ° Fully Equipped Kitchen - Elevated Stage 0 Catering Service Available ~ "Smart Serve" Bar Facilities ' Ample Parking 0 200 Person capacity (130 seated) LATC HAM HALL 905-640-5545 019