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surrounds death many of us will pass on without even a basic will inplace to guide our sur- viyors as totwhat we want done with our property or 6urmdrtalremains adds the repercussions of not getting it in place in time can be devastating at the very least he says everyone should have a will if you die it governs your estate and what you want done and who will do it foryou if you become mentally incapable of handling your pwh affairswhile you are aliveyou absolutely need a power of attomey to handle your affairs he said the absence of a power of attorney creates arhorass of issues including who will represent your interests i seltzer cites jthe case of the eccentric and enormously wealthy howard hughes who died without a will and touched off years of wrangling over his estate if one of the major winners in this i tan gled web bf affairs he said vyas the goy- ternment 4 f the government grabbed agreafer uhare of his estate then it would have hadaproperestateplanbeenput in i place seltzer said dyingwithputawjll can have bitter consequencesforfmesjurvivprs the cost to administer your estate will likelybehigherpacularly if no onekriows what assets vouhayearid where they areand whbypiir befieficia- ries might be and where they are l his lzzpagvpocketbboksized pub- licatiqn isnot onlya valuable resource tool for estate planning it is alsrf liberal- ly peppered with solid tips and humourous anecdotes to make this sen- v pussubjectalighthearted oneas well these nuggets of humour as offered y up by a host of familiar celebrities a some examples s i i dont believe in life afterdeath but justm bring alphgia change 6f underwear woody auen y iy v i dont mind dyihgi just dont want to be therelwhen it happens woody all v i one woman left cash to lier house plant because e had nice conversations witt it allen n there are- also famouslast quotes v from the deatkjteds of celebrities v c a ttatdr specifiedtiiat fiis creditors jshouldbe his pall6earers because they hayercarriedvme so 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