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looking v1 ml- summertime and the living is easy i think not for a person of the female gender who automati cally qualifies for victim status in our blatantly patriarchal soci ety summer is one of the tough est challenges of all can be painful experience r take that lastminute invita tion to a pool side barbecue this happens only when a the hair on your legs would qualify you for the title role in king kong b the only razor on the premises is a rusty relic belonging to one of your fore- mothers and c you have 57 cents in your purse 128 in your bank account acode blue on your credit card and the drug store clerk churlishly refuses to let you run up a tab you therefore have two options you can flay your legs v r o with the antique razor and appear in your swimsuit look ing like an extra from a slasher movie or you can tell people youre a militant feminist who thinks men are obsolete and dense thickets of body hair are indicators of female empower- i chevrolet cavalier coupe purchase 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this turgid body of water turned my trip into a painful learning experience during which i discovered the origin of the phrase rubbing salt into sore- wounds back to the party if youre one of those hopeless women who despite the agony involved persists in want ing to appear attractive to represent tatives of the neanderthal gender the sisterhood has already written you off as a lost cause in which case you can either borrow a nonlethal razor from a friend or call your hosts and plead pms summer is when men can be heard boasting that they do all the cooking the lads idea of making dinner gen erally consists of flipping burgers and tbones whilst imbibing copious quantities of beer grill guy conve niently overlooks the contribution of the little woman who has spent the entire day making gourmet salads and dips to accompany that little bit of charcoal wedged twixt two halves of a burned bun mr wallethead and a few good men of my acquaintance are exempt from the above diatribe not only does my significant other do a grand job with mad cow parts and propane he is also a dab hand at cleaning up before and after the many raveups that occur at the chateau in balmy weather in fact if i hadnt already been programmed to recognize men as my deadly enemy id say he was a far better person than i am at just about any boring household task you care to name its why i married him why he married me on the other hand is a question that defies analysis id like to continue this intellectual monologue but if i dont get orga nized my nails wont be dry in time for this evenings barbecue and by the way its a bring your own salad party flyer inserts for tuesday june 16 1998 moores the suit people shoppers drug mart eatons the bay selected areas only were first in distribution weve delivered 23397613 flyers doortodoor so far this year for further information on how we can deliver your flyers call melissa or ruth at 9056402100 shmffviue the tribune 1 w i y 1 r i i ii c- j j a 1 gii in htt 1 in mm