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p24 economist suntribune thursday april 30 1998 news flash extra extra read all about it over the roars of approval from local residents burdon announced that all of the problems normally associated with a project of this size had been overcome except financing product design transportation and where the work force would come from zoning would not be a problem he insisted as the plant would be entirely built underwater mayor wayne passed out and rolled into the lake as it became evident that burdon and company had uncovered a major flaw in local zoning by laws it has long been known that stouffville council cannot control its water and therefore construction pan go ahead as long as none of the plant is showing above the waves mayor wayne dripping water and fighting off a sunfish that had attached itself in an embarrassing place borrowed a cell phone and demanded that the stouffville secret r enforcement force look into the matter but as they had received no complaints and no signs would be showing above the water line of musselmans lake there was nothing they could do roving reporter rural route ruths retinas rolled burdon went on to say that the reason for building the plant was simply that chrysler could no longer build trucks fast enough to keep up with the torrid sales pace at stouffville chrysler other dealers were now promising to beat stouffvilles prices for one week a year and that really got peter keen on having his own plant does that mean that every other week they charge more and does it also mean that they have been all along and that stouffville chrysler is now the proclaimed the price setter under pressure from local environmentalists burdon announced that all of those sort of problems had been solved by unique application of the laws of nature for example to avoid painting problems the trucks would ail be painted the same colour peter burdon aqua blue and the paint used would be latex simple all air borne pollutants would be saved in bubbles and released only once every two weeks hot air from competing dealerships would carry them away from musselmans lake one problem remains to be solved however and burdon calls on the local community to provide a solution when the truck tires are filled with air the vehicles keep floating to the surface of the lake upside down and disturbing the flocks of geese the boys at schell lumber werent too excited about the plant how many underwater plants are built of wood they lamented in order to provide space on the lot at stouffville chrysler for seals all existing inventories of rams would be sacrificed at unheard of- prices only 319 down 24a promotional package includes 52v8 automatic air conditioning 402040 split bench seating two tone paint 16 chrome wheels bodyside mouldings carpeting and a full tank of gas based on 48 month lease 72000 km at lease end plus all applicable taxes and fees oac promotional lease package wjf end may 9th at 600 pm sorry no factory orders stouffville 5758 main st where better deals stouffville are made every day 9056403200 or 18003220048