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pajmeekender saturdavaprtt25jl998 stux true friend deserves large cup of cog this ones for jocelyn ive been telling her for years now that some day id write a column about her but it seems something else always came along jocelyn and i go back more than a decade through the years ive dined with her gone on holidays with her and general ly enjoyed her company through a variety of life circumstances weve canoed the french river even shared a tent some times shell call during her lunch break to tell me a joke shes just heard just last weekend jocelyn came along when a group of us drove to guelph to visit an old friend a few springs ago when we were anx iously awaiting the birth ofmy son griffin i was hoping he would choose to be born on jocelyns birthday unfortunately the little fellow overshot the mark by a day recently i told jocelyn she looked like kate winslet she of titanic fame both have a certain facial make up lying some where between traditional classic and just plain winsome 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priced line of mufflers civics accords up to 95 models 128 00 no other discounts apply honda vehicles only expires may 3198 courtesy shuttle service available service hours mon wed thurs fit 730 am 530 pm tues 730 am 800 pm sat 900 am 400 pm ifebesee lh- genuine parts ll and service jl north markham ho nft 4611 hwy 7 wt of knnciy rd unionville 4772451 holmda bum without compromise u3j more empathy than she already did for winslets character rose in the epic flick i think its also part of the reason she returned to see the film three times after first sitting through it apparently she sings celine dions titanic anthem in her sleep jocelyn is fiercely loyal to every member of her extended fami ly consequently she has at times taken me to task when ive used her relatives as column fodder in the past i always try to explain that the pokes i take are done in a spirit of frivolity of course like any good friend id never purposely write anything to offend her one of my favourite memories of jocelyn was when she was one of an assortment of six characters who spent last labour day week end doing that back packing canoe thing in the wilds of algonquin park apparently her reputation for certain excesses preceded her as a result we had to make mention in our little pretrip overview that due to the severe space limitations that are of necessity a part of a canoe expedition bathroom tissue must be used sparingly so merciless were we to poor jocelyn that we ended up announcing in from where i live lowest prices around small bucket 400 large bucket 500 jumbo bucket 800 new balls tee deck area extensive grass tee area chipping green miniature golf batting cages driving range buy one large bucket of balls and get a small bucket free 905 6425174 12772 9th line stouffville valid monday thursday only bruce stapley front of everybody that we were assigning her a whole roll saying that if she used it up she was on her own making things worse her personal tissue cache was immortalized when it ended up as part of the background of the official framed photograph of the weekend needless to say she was morti fied and embarrassed and pledged to some day avenge our prank while jocelyn has been blessed with a delightful sense of humour she is somewhat sensitive and ill admit that part of the rea son im writing this column is to reaffirm my feelings for her after a slight misunder standing that occurred on ihe way home from our outing to guelph while making a quick stop at a coffee shop i took orders from everyone in the car and headed inside jocelyn had requested a medium hot choco- late but because everyone else had ordered a small 1 just told the lady at the counter to make them all the same in the interests of simplicity a day or so later i was told that jocelyn said to a friend that if i really cared for her id have got her the medium size i was dev astated i guess i should have been more tuned in i suppose it will be ug to me to somehow make it up to her in fact next time ill go all out arid buy her a large hot chocolate after all with jocelyns 12th birthday fast approaching i wouldnt want to do anything that would make the daughter of one of my closest friends not want to babysit my two little ones just as my 19yearold daughter marissa used to sit for jocelyn six or seven years back so here it is at long last jocelyn a column just for you i hope you like it eepope you pi6i call markham hydros cable locate number at 5134149 many of our power lines today are buried underground this keep them out of the way and improves the appearance of our neighbourhoods ut remember power lines may be buried anywhere if you accidentally strike an underground power line you could risk severe injury or death you could also cut power off to a wide area whether youre planting a large tree installing fence posts constructing a pool or doing any spring excavating jobs dont take a chance on finding a power line by accident we know exactly where the hydro cables are buried 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