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sale crabtree evelyn 30 off giftwrap accessories 50 off serviettes 25 50 off pictures 25 50 off jewellry watches 30 off closed sun feb 1st for inventory the richmond hill adult community learning centre 2s igj now accepting of student applications for february 2 1 998 adult day school grades 10 through oac and esl credits new credit offerings internet distance education career students home nursing psw late day early night oac classes 9058842046 canadian winters cold enough to turn toes and tongue blue in the midst of a devastating winter as in times of war it is sometimes best to combat the onslaught with humour the following diary of a canadian snowbird who has returned home for his first winter in several years is par ticularly fitting in this the winter of eastern canadas discontent i dont know where it came from it just appeared on my desk oneday ive had to do a little edit ing but i think youll catch the drift so to speak dec 4 5 pm it started to snow the first of the season and the wife and i took our hot buttered rum and sat by the window watching the soft flakes drift down clinging to the trees and covering the ground it was beautiful dec 9 we awoke to a big beautiful blanket of crys tal white snow covering the landscape what a fantastic sight every tree and shrub covered with a beautiful man- from where i live bruce stapley im m sxt- mnomist sun jan 20 about town ask a professional jan 22 wheels super bowl jan 24 financial making the most of your finances jan 27 about town financial wonderful wedding jan 29 home improvements jan 31 well being a focus on womens health featuring solutions the 5th annual toronto north womans show for advertising information contact a retail account representative at 9052942200 fax 905 2941538 n4 hshawss mm vti m fsfi w make beauty r mtaate nam happy prosperous neiv year thank you for your patronage antoinette condello maria mpardakis we have moved r 1 i jan 17 jan 31 off 10 foil hilites come visit our new unisex salon new clients welcome all services products 20 off tie of white i shoveled show for the first time in years and loved it i did both our drive and our sidewalk later the snow plough came along and covered up our driveway with compact ed snow from the street the driver smiled and i waved back i shoveled it again dec 13 the sun has melted most of bur lovely snow oh well im sure weuget more before this beautiful winter is through dec 14 it snowed eight inches last night and the temperature dropped to about 15 below i shoveled the sidewalk and driveway again shortly after the snow plough came by and did his trick again dec 1 5 sold our car and bought a 4x4 so we could get around in the snow bought snow tires for the pick up dec 18 fell on my keister on the ice in the drive way paid 189 to the chiropractor but nothing broken thank god that damn sky is getting dark again dec 19 still cold icy roads making for very tough driving slid into a guard rail with my wifes car proba bly 3000 damage shes really pod dec 20 had another 14 inches of the white bleep last night more shoveling in store for me today that bleep snow plough came by twice today dec 22 we are assured of a white christmas because another seven inches fell today and with this freezing weather it wont melt until august i got all dressed up to go out and shovel again boots jump suit jacket scarf earmuffs gloves etc then got the urge to pee dec 24 if i ever catch the bleep who drives the snow plough ill wrap that blade around his bleep neck i think he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then comes down the street at 100 miles an hour and throws that white bleep everywhere dec 25 merry christmas they predict 12 more inches tonight does anyone know now many bleep shovelfuls of snow 12 inches is to heck with santa he doesnt have to shovel that stuff the snow plough driver came by asking for a donation i hit him with my ice axe the doctors think hell live dec 28 we got 1 1 more inches y i must be going snow blind or have a severe case of depression because the wife is beginning to look good to me dec 29 the toilet froze and the roofis starting to cave in if you go outside dont eat the yellow snow dec 30 i torched the bleep house and moved to costa rica canadian eh oh and if youre offering i like my hot buttered rum spicy s v l o i 53w- f0r new clients nail technician i v specjal j35 j set m manicures we specialize in colour foil highlites updos also facial wax air brushing s 5990 sixteenth ave suite 232 5 905 201 941 7 v nw coiner hwy 48 16th ave advertising correction in our record breaking days insert included in this newspaper this week please note page 5videos offer the movie buddy shown top right is not part of this offer page 11- copy for 40 off offers is incorrect should read 40 off selected boys girls fall and winter casual bottoms overalls and long sleeve tops 40 off selected fleece tops we sincerely apologize to our customers and regret any inconvenience or confusion this may have caused eatons join us for a free dinner this year the men and women of the unionville lions club are celebrating their 20th anniversary in serving the community we thank you for your support as part of our celebrations we invite interested members of the community to join us at one of our meetings for dinner and fellowship please telephone our president fraser perkin 905 4773132 to let us know you will join us remember dinner is on us