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p 22 weekender january 25 1997 stux socgerlovirig father makes one think about a little wager who needs casino rama espe cially when there are far more cre ative ways of gambling away income youve chosen to hold back from pay ing off the mortgage or your car loan take for instance the english bloke who recently made a long term long shot wager that his three month old son would score a goal for the brits in the world cup of soccer at the age of 21 this guy stands to rake in a cool million in the unlikely event of his progeny coming up with the goods the whole thing obviously stems from dads obsession with soc cer the kid must have accidentally hoofed a sponge soccer ball off the change table while trying to wriggle out of his pops clumsy grip in mid- diaper change giving the old man delusions of grandeur regarding his the autvhotwe stokb your one stop shopping experience for ear parts tel 905 2011044 5694 hwy 7 e w of markham ra j sherwooilplaw one to one injury pain clinic we welcome 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retirement unaffected by the predicted demise of a serious ly strained canada pension plan in assessing the hints of potential shown by our own sevenmonthold son im beginning to see a marked propensity towards sumo wrestling the doctor recently told us griffins in the 80th percentile in terms of size relative to other infants his age and hes already fitting into the clothes his big brother wasnt able to wear until his first birthday more than one person has commented on the lack of discernable lines showing where his arms and legs end and his ankles and wrists begin weve caught him several times hoisting his teddy bear way above his head before letting the fluffy fellow plunge helplessly to the ground hes already working on the strength and dexterity of his legs and has shown himselfto be quite nimble in curling up and shoving his toes in his mouth he loves to grab hold of your face pull your hair and grasp you in a head lock every time you make the mistake of invading his space in pur suit of a nuzzle i bet hulk hogan displayed similar traits during his infancy now its just a matter of set ting up a long term bet with one of those vegas bookies who give odds on everything from tonights horse race right through next years world series as for our four year old son it could be a little more difficult to identify a talent which might lend itself to a wager based upon future athletic ability- up until now drew has resisted any attempts to mold him into an accomplished jock who might some day make his parents retirement that much more comfort able at the insistence of a friend who is a noted baseball coach i encouraged drew to learn to throw left handed after all its the south paws who are always in short supply in the big leagues as it turns out i think drew is ambidextrous he throws erratically with both hands he cant get the hang of holding a baseball bat let alone swing it actu ally hes proven himself to have an extremely limited attention span when it comes to things athletic pre ferring to play with his brio tram set and his vehicles however he has recently taken to setting up his moms old plastic chess set and ask ing us for a game who knows if i play my pawns right i might just be able to interest someone in giving me long odds on drews becoming the next bobby fisher mortgage r 5 yrs 645 1 yr 47 1st mtges to 95 2nd 3rd mtges rental properties cottages refinancing debt consolidation rural properties self employed credit problems low income with equity prime deals below market rates fast professional service since 1975 sq5 6862557 photo by sjoerd witteveen vilie papas who owns stouffville furniture accessories with her husband george thinks cus tomer satisfaction has kept her businesses flourishing customer satisfaction is important stouffville furniture accessories customdesigns inventory for clients customer satisfaction is very important to vilie and george papas owners of stouffville furniture accessories we live in this small town too every where we go we haje to face our cus tomers says vilie happy customers is viable business to keep her customers satisfied vilie cus tomdesigns her inventory buying furniture her customers would want we first started of with different lines of quality furniture we didnt know what peo ple needed we then upgraded our store by talking to customers to understand the styles and quality they want when we bring in fur niture we ask would we bring this into our we live in this small town too everywhere we go we have to face our customers happy cus tomers is viable business vilie papas coowner of stouf fville furniture accessories rest when purchasing furniture from the store people can choose from a variety of fabrics she says the fiveyearold store three of which have been spent in stouffville is an autho rized dealer of lexington furniture the store also sells mattresses by sim mons restonic and kingsdown when possible the papas try to purchase canadianmade furni ture and acces- house the papa 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