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possible berth around a news item i recently heard but im not so i wont besides if forced to face the full fury of the womens movement as a result of my bringing to light the latest cutting edge medical discovery as announced on this particular morning newscast 111 defend myself by insisting that my wife found the offending dispatch equally amusing as did i anyway here goes apparently med ical research has determined that a womans brain shrinks during pregnan cy but to the tremendous relief of my wife who gave birth to our second son midway through 1996 a complete the braised bull coming soon bull bucks certificates saturday and sunday brunch 10 am 2 pm the place for steaks gourmet food in a casual dining atmosphere markhams first southwestern restaurant sports bar call 905 47 12855 bull 7750 markham rd sw corner of markham rd 14th avenue superbowl xxxi sunday r v alt jan 26 1997 2ssillws robbie burns night at the heritage arms saturday january 25 800 pm come and celebrate with the 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of man bashing jokes although im sure women will be quick to counter as did my wife about a sus pected reduction in male brain size accompanying other aspects of the reproduction process but the finding does offer a potential explanation to the bizarre behavior dis played by certain high profile female celebrities immediately following their birthing experiences for instance how else would you explain madonnas deci sion to safeguard her new offsprings moral growth by banning television in the house isnt that like don cherry taking an educator to task for a breach of grammar etiquette grace slick she of 1960s jefferson airplane fame actu ally named her kid god with a small g sounds more like a case of brain- dead than temporary shrinkage my wife suggested however that this medical breakthrough may serve as a source of enlightenment for those of us who have been known to shake our heads at the sometimes unorthodox behavior exhibited by our own beloved mothers especially moms who have had more than the average number of children for instance susans mother phoned her right at 530 pm the other day to ask how she had survived her first day back on the job the dear lady knew full well that her exhausted daughter would have just come in the door with a restless infant in one arm a satchel full of home work in the other and a hun gry woundup four year old at her heels not to mention a husband with a gimpy arm stumbling as he tried to transfer an abundance of post holiday garbage from the basement to the front door and dinner burning on the stove the last thing she needed was to have a telephone receiver shoved in her face i knew things would be crazy around there offered susans mom thinking a basic acknowledgment of same would somehow lessen the incursion but you still called didnt you susan mur mured somewhat incredulously bend- friday january 24th robbie burns nite come enjoy a traditional burns nite supper with syd simkins sunday january 26th super bowl sunday see the 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