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me tribuneaugust 29m9w mil to some people being rich might mean being able to afford a bmw a 7000 square foot home on an estate lot and a wardrobe full of designer clothes to me it would mean never again having to suffer that monday morning feeling even when the children were small and i was staying at home doing nothing monday morning was the low point of the week wakened at an inhuman hour by the dulcet tones of cbcfm the dreamy indolence of our weekend would be rudely shat tered by the nasty reality of having to get on with the unpalatable chores of everyday life its no accident im sure that our garbage pickup is on tues day at an hour so ungodly that nobody but a sadist would expect me to crawl out of bed and put it out then it therefore goes out on mon- kates corner ckwr kate gilderdale day night and the scattered remains can often be spotted the following morning after a pass ing raccoon or squirrel has thoughtfully rescued it from its plastic prison collecting and putting out garbage is the perfect monday pastime depressing unroman- tic intellectually bankrupt and totally lacking in an afterglow of achievement a well delivered sales report or a successful client meeting may be widely acknowledged but the most neatly efficiently packaged garbage wont win you accolades from anyone from mid-august- summers pleasures are unpleasantly over shadowed by the imminence of the most profound monday morning feeling of the year it starts building up with the arrival of backtoschool adver tising flyers increases at the beginning of the ex and reaches its zenith on the first day of school which ironically falls on a tuesday while i realize that even being disgustingly rich couldnt save me from this particular phenomenon while our children are still at school the pain of mondays in general would be greatly eased if neither i nor my husband needed to participate in the 9 to 5 ritual in order to keep ourselves solvent money may not buy happi ness but it can buy the freedom to do what you long to instead of what you must to make ends meet having the time- in which to write a book without worrying about a paycheque would be for me the ultimate freedom and would surely enable me to take a kinder gentler view of mondays even if it didnt pro duce a literary masterpiece on the other hand would the end of the monday morning feeling also cancel out the heady joys associated with fri day on friday nights i sleep the sleep of the just no matter how many urgent assignments ive put aside even though the guilt associated with procrastination will return in full measure to keep me awake into the wee small hours of monday morn ing monday like flossing your teeth cleaning the oven or hav ing the cats shots updated may be the necessary hairshirt which allows you to celebrate friday with the cheerful abandon of the recently reprieved prisoner perhaps we really do need to suffer monday to feel weve earned the pght to enjoy friday but it doesnt alter my jaundiced view of 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