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mmmm sv tribune june 21 1989 cs stress is everywhere you just have to look for it in the 70s you had to be dress ed for success now if youre not stressed by successs youre a social outcast since i couldnt convincingly claim overwhelming stress on the job or in the home i started looking into plausible excuses for being stressed out after all i didnt want people to suspect the ghastly truth that i wasnt about to crack up or burn out because i just didnt have the requisite amount of stress in my life stress is everywhere though you just have to look for it try ing to determine which door will gain you admittance to so meones home is a good example this is a task reminiscent of those nasty psychological tests jpey used to try and trip you up with when you went for job inter views at american multinational corporations back in the old country theres jhe front door which is for visitors bill collectors friends neighbors and deliveries the jlack door or tradesmens en trance as they jokingly call it in classstructured britain is ac tually reserved for family rjiembers and ejecting the cat side doors doors to the base- lienl or sliding glass doors to the kates corner kate gilderdale backyard are a rarity and in any case are not used to usher in visitors the front door which you know is the front door because you can see it from the road and because its often at the front and centre of the house is usually furnished with a bell or door knocker unerringly pro claiming that this is where you come in screen doors are pretty well unheard of so you dont have to suffer the indignity of tugging desperately on one which you later discover has been per manently welded to its frame through years of disuse by this time youve also found out that the entire household was wat ching and enjoying your futile atempts to separate the one from the other before greeting you with a chorus of try the side door then theres interview stress the kind you get when you hear about a really interesting story make an appointment with the subject and spend the next 20 minutes desperately trying to get him or her to say more than i guess so to every question you ask to compound the problem you take a photo of said subject and the camera eats the film leaving you with egg on your face and a twoparagraph indepth story stress is endemic in our per sonal lives too take the stress of buying a greeting card have you tried to find a simple attractive card which just says happy bir thday on it lately there were reitrement cards graduation cards over the hill cards cards of apology welcometoyournewhome cards cards for golfing fanatics of 65 and a huge variety of vulgar cards festooned with not very funny double entendres but nothing which merely wished the recipient a happy birthday perhaps the most stressful thing of the lot is trying to find pithy endings for articles on the stress of everyday living and you thought you had troubles 1 white rose w crafts v nursery ready to bloom t bale our reg 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cushioned capri chaise designed especially to white rose specifica tions for style and comfort 99 our reg 279 99ea ltiia sale 199 matching ottoman complete with comfortable cushion our reg s399ea sale 58 m v iplalcement cushions umbrellas make you old set look like new deluxe selection of cushions matching umbrellas in the latest trend setting colours s fabrics i buy now save 5 pos chair cushion no6819 sunweave fabric with ea white trim 6 beautiful colours t 3 our reg 4999ea w 9 ea highback chair cushion no6820 deluxe extra thick cushions with button accents kav9 our reg 6999ea w hr ea highback chair pads no6775 in 4 bright colours 38 high x17 wide xtvithick 4c99 our reg 22 99 ea i p c 7 sunweave umbrella features a decorative valance 6 sturdy frame 3 position tilt cao our reg 139 99 ea 9 9 e white rose crafts x nursery um1ted to stock on hand no patio furniture sold at kennedy rd tthe queensway stores hours mon to sh 900anv9ttipm sun hoboayt wojnecopm sale ends june 29 1989 steciesave 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