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im not paranoid but my friends are out to get me paranoia is a state of mind i usually manage to steer clear of however of late lam finding my self increasingly on my guard an ongoing vendetta which appeared jto have been laid to rest some months ago would seem to be showing signs of coming back into prominence once again and i am now finding myself constantly looking over my shoulder in case something is catching up on me it all started on a camping trip several years back there must bfe something about sitting around 4 campfire at night that is condu cive to the concoction of hijinks perpetuated against your fellow campers a few of us had caught trie dying strands of a distant blue jay game on a radio with failing batteries the jays had en gineered an astounding last mi nute comeback scoring some mne or so runs in the final inning along with the other baseball freak in the group i was more than anxious to read all about it in the following days paper but my friend the third male in the erowd had other ideas he pro- deeded to abscond with the sports section leading us to believe it had been the error of the people at the newspaper plant 1 a few hours later when he non chalantly proceeded to read aloud a quote from this same sports sec tion about how the blue jays frere faring on the whole we almost exterminated the cad right then and there it was the equivalent of sacrilege to pull such a stunt on a couple of base ball junkies however we did ex act a certain measure of revenge that same night by way of a little reps of york region selfhelp groups are invited to a selfhelp forum may 1888 call canadian mental health assoc to register by april 22nd 8987466 7732305 18002632018 vices shoes buy direct from the importer and save up to 40 shoes bags for the whole family imported from italy markham 172 bullock dr unit 22 4716554 st0uffville stouffville mall 6401797 toronto 1946 danforth ave 4258757 10 discount with this ad expires apr 3088 get a s0 during the lennox spring 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table entertaining a particu larly special guest who should show up but this same individual unannounced demanding that he be treated in a manner usually afforded unexpected company and then he had the nerve to tell me he was a patient man and that his true revenge would be ulti mately enacted well such is ray distraction with the whole affair that when i received a phone call the other night from a friend who had lock ed her keys in her car i im mediately smelled a rat the hour was late and i instantly sensed collusion you see my friend the origina tor of the dirty deed that had set off this whole affair years ago has been given on occasion to calling me very late at night something about wanting to be sure i was safe and sound he will say when what hes really doing is rubbing it in that hes thorough ly enjoying himself at a social function while im confined to my miserable single existence once again it turned out to be a legitimate case of absentmindedness on the part of the keyless 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