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page 1 0 places january 1978 travel trivia dirty dicks is a nightclub in san clemente right some people are con tent to live their whole lives in the town in which they were born never venturing any farther than the cemetery on the outskirts of their com- munity once theyve breathed their last other people be they rich or poor have travelled to the ends of the earth in an effort to see as much of this planet s as they can before their x time has come and still others yearn for the day they can get underway and search for those castles in spain like the man says they pore over travel articles and read brochures until they know as much about other lands as the actual v g travellers for those latter two types we offer- the following trivia quiz to while away a quiet half hour be it on a cruise ship on the mediterranean or in your rec room during the commercials for fernwood 2night l the manneken pis which is exactly what it sounds like a little boy doing what comes naturally is a small statue in a rome b dusseldorf c brussels d amsterdam 2 if you wanted to go to the bemo m japan would you be looking for a the nearest toilet v b the emperors palace c a cherry blossom festival d a cabaret 3 if you saw a native new guinean with red teeth this condition would be the result of a a religious ceremony b a sloppy cosmetician c a vitamin deficiency d chewing betel nut 4 if an englishman suggested you shove hapenny would he be inviting you to a take a long walk b play a pub game c get to the head of the queue at a bus stop d cash a travellers cheque 5 if an australian barmaid asks are you right there does this mean a would you like another drink b shes just gone blind c she doesnt believe you d none of the above 6 youre in a french bar and a patron asks the bartender for un ballon does he want houseofkrsmann proveswag 5ressrmnn redsllxbiedw mellowrand kfessmann white isdr light arid pleasing wbrts4 theyre both special blends frorm france modestly priced in the big litre bottles m they make a fine couple kfessmam whtteandredt ein prosit a a date for the night b a souvenir for his little boy c a glass of wine d a plate of cheese 7 on a tram in europe containing a number of foreign travellers you hear someone referred to as a kiwi does this mean hes a a shoeshine boy b new zealander c short person d conductor 8 you find yourself in the tivoli gardens are you a in denmark b in paris c in amsterdam d insane 9 as you lie there on elbow beach youre enjoying the sunshine of a fire island b the isle of man c baffin island d bermuda 10 gum department store is located in a the wrigley building in new york b moscow c berlin d disneyland in southern california 11 in germany if a person says em prosit to you you have just a sneezed b asked him his favorite author c raised your stem of beer d insulted his forefathers 12 tell a person from madrid that you like his prado and youve told him that you like a his choice of rock and roll music b his sister c his suit of lights d his art gallery 13 ayers rock is- ca a diamond owned by elizabeth taylor b a natural phenomenon in australia c a prison off the coast of england d a modernday opera 14 duty dicks is a famous nightclub in a nassau b san clemente c casablanca d sault ste mane 15 you have just climbed the juugfrau in interlaken swit zerland this means you have a risked a morals charge b done an impressive bit of mountainclimbing c taken part in the annual wine festival d carried your baggage up to the room because of an elevator operators strike 16 the ponte vec- chio is a dean martins favorite liqueur b pope pauls summer residence c a bridge in florence d a new dance craze originating in rome 17 papadum and chapati are a indian breads b arabic insults i against ones parents c a couple of dutch comics d cities in ancient greece 18 if you visit fez youre in a sidney green- streets former mansion b a russian soft drink plant j3 c morocco d the easter islands 19 if youre invited to hogmanay youre about to take part m a a bay of pigs commemorative cere mony b scottish new years c a- hamsmoking weekend jn kentucky v d all of the above 20 if youre a fado fancier this means you enjoy a harry belafonte b the firewalkers of fiji c the dog trials each fall in new hampshire d portuguese traditional musi answers on page 11 california dreamin if the south has seemed the same to you for the last couple of winters why not go west like horace greeley suggested more than 84 million people travel to southern california each year to see the sights of disneyland hollywood or the high sierra mountain range with some of the finest skiing in the united states plus long days filled with sunshine pioneer villages and palacial estates like william randolph hearsts san simeon give the vacationer a wide range to choose from with the pacific ocean itself within easy driving distance los angeles is usually the starting point for visitors and boasts a brand new downtown with a breathtaking entertainment complex and many fine restaurants featuring great foods that belie kiplings statement that east and west would never meet tours through universal studios are scheduled daily to show visitors the world of the motion picture and in burbank tours show what televisionland is all about newport and laguna beach are the seaside resort cities of southern california with a lion country safari for families and the san diego wild animal park less than 30 miles away of course this city is famous for its zoo and has a busy navy port and superb golf courses as well another thought to keep in mind if you travel this far south is that san diego is only 30 minutes away from mexico where dutyfree shopping can be enjoyed in tijuana if you do decide to travel a bit to the west when youre going south this winter be sure to arrange for a car when you get there the reason is that there are simply no public transportation systems within the sprawling country of 46 incorporated cities nor is there any reliable transit system within los angeles itself car rental agencies and airlines offer flydrive packages and if you want to transport your family at your own pace to the zoo disneyland and the queen mary it might be a good idea to investigate this type of deal but for those who dont want to fight the freeway traffic of los angeles a gray line motorcoach tour may be the answer the gray line offers a variety of sightseeing packages throughout the city anaheim san diego and palm springs with excursions available from los angeles to santa barbara and from los angeles to san diego this type of travel has become popular recently and canadians are said to be fast becoming the number one tourists of the area this is thought to be because there is no language barrier very little cultural shock and yet canadians still get a respite from their northern winters m