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Conzrmulaflons lo Jacqullna Lowden ol Barrie formerly of Angus and Jahn Balding Toronto who wen married In Trlrlly Angurarg Church Also congratulations to Robert Jacklon of Angu and Sandra McPeake of Toronto who were marrlcd In the Trinity Anglican Church Barrie Mr and Mrs Victor Beaumonl and daughter Tomnlo wm weekend Visitors with Mr and Mg Dukp VLee in plynd Cnmlul Hutq guy1 qr an landed the gnndmolhcr Mrs William Geslrme and iamiiy North Surrey 50 is visiting her mquwr Mu Gerald Boormln Mr and Mr Siringer of Georgetown Mr and iiira Glen Stringer oi iiiiiion called on Mr and him Finch Sunday on their way home from ihn Sirin EirW riqw viedding aiudbiry Pm Mr and MuaPal Lacey and Ian Windsor an vlslllnn Mr Ind Mun Engast Hammond Sympnlhy extended lo lha Woolsey family and relatives In the death Game Woolscy It the Roy Vlnorln Hospital Ann Also sympalhy extended to Mn Forest Janet and relat Ive 1n the sudden death of her husband Forest Jennelt at RIF rle Ind formerly 4n ADIOS my Eu 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