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SThearrig Exitminer Satuljlay March 26 977 Kim Telford left and Mike Barsky were winners in the Optimist Iubs annual oratorieal contest held recently in the Blue Flame room at Consumers Gas Brenda Harper president of the OptiMrs lub of Barrie organized the contest At aminerlllotol Winners go to zone finals cat not dogm can be boys best friend says 12year old Mike Rarsky The tirade Barker Public School student of Base Borden discussed cats as pets Tuesday night and walked away winner of the boys division in the tiinist lub of Barrie oratorical contest Eleveiiyeanold Kim Ieltord was winner of the girls division for her speech on violence Kim is Grade Allandale Heights student They will go on to the zone finals which will be held April 30 at St Monicas Separate SLIltlUI The two were ciiosen from 13 students age 16 and under Runnersup in the girls division were Joanne Alexan der of Allandale Heights and Tracee ireaves of Best School Shanty Bay Runners up in the boys division were Mark Geiidron of Barrie en tral Collegiate and Doug Whetham of Steel Street School Judges Grant Forsythe Noiv man Shelswell and lill ilansonr Lester judged personal qualities subject matter delivery and overall effect The oratorical contest is an Hillsdale resident dies in Penetang Thomas Henry McLaughlin longtime resident of ilillsdale died March 11 in ienctang General Hospital at the age of Kit iciaiighlin who was born June 1883 in Antcn Mills is survide by sons Lorne of Orr Lake Ellwood of Oriilia and Tlarence of Forest Home and by 1i grandchildren and five greatgrandchildrcn lie was brother of thc late onn and Mary and son of the late John McLaughlin and atherme IcAvoy Funeral services for the Roman atholic man took place March 14 at the James Lynn Funeral Home in Film vale with relatives and friends attending from Toronto Orillia Waverley Hillsdale rr Lake and Forest Home Father arlcy held the ser vice while Bob Fraser Gerald Ganton irant Dunn lem Lesperancc Orton Brown and Allan Johnson served as pallbearers annual event sponsored by the Optimist Club as one of its youth projects The Barrie chib has held speech contests for 11 years No empathy for 30yearolds ilaving someone complain to me about being 30 is like King Kong complaining his houseis too near the airport What do people want from me oin passion Empathy Irontablcts reader from yistininster Mass said age 30 was downer ill match you down for down She writes Thirty is having friend whose threeyearold reads at secondgrade level ififty is having FRIEND who reads at secondgrade level Thirty is reading your alumnae magazine and wondering who all those people are iFifty is seeing one line written under your year Seel MEMORIAM Thirty is wearing support panty hose un dcr your hot pants Fifty is never having to say Tuck in your blouse Its always on the outside Thirty is not getting huffy when truck driver whistles at you iFifLy is moistening your lips and sucking in your stomach when the tea kettle warms up Thirty is when your voice whispering huskin in the night means one of the kidsjust threw up Fifty is when voice whispering year was Brenda the all week the garbage can Thirty is no longer being able to mouth off about the bourgeois establishment because all you talk about is the price of lettuce and wallpaper in doesnt want to believe that Shirley Temple Black is toilettrained Thirty is getting your last kid in nurseiy School and being bored with people who talk about Montessori Fifty doesnt care what kids do so long as they have clean handsi Thirty is being the same weight you were five years ago but the to are looser and the bottoms wont zip right is Ed Harper president of the Optimists Iub Ex but Optimist international first sponsored the contest in 19 Organizer of the contest this Harper president of the OptiMrs Club ANN LANDERS Give doormen break Dear Ann Youve spoken out for waitresses teachers bus drivers mailmen dogs cats nurses meter readers and licemen but dont think you have ever said anything in halfof doormen Please Ann print this We need help Will you inform your readers that doorman is expected to do lot more than just open door For example my duties include announcing guests hailing taxis delivering messages and gifts to residents handling keys for repair men who are in and out constantly taking messagcs for people they come and go and handling newspaper deliveries which means counting recording and paying for papers sometimes even sellingthem In the building where work there is no time set aside for meal or coffee break When we are seen drinking coffee on the job we sometimes get reported Dont you think we are entitled to have cup of coffee during an eighthour work pc riod Youd be surprised at how many people resent it Our union says we need only to open doors announce guests and gel taxis Everything else we do is extrai because we want to give good service How about asking your readers to give us break Live In hicago Dear Doorman So do land Im happy to print your letter and add my plea for little more understanding Have heart folks Give the doorman break tear Ann Landers This letter is intended to inform doctors as to how their waiting rooms are run Many dont have the ioggiest notion was in doctors waiting room last week when nurse came over to the young woman seated next to me and in voice that sounded like foghorn asked some intimate questions about urine specimens stool cultures and so on The woman redfaced and embarrassed answered in hushed tones Everyone around us heard the uestions even if they didnt hear the answers similar incir ent happened at another doctors office yesterday Neither of these offices is free clinic Both doctors charge plenty As physicians they are excellent but would rate their staffs at zero minus 10 Witness Dear Witness Why dont you do these doctors favor and TELL them brace cuckbum Accompmcdby BOUClER mt WREY BILL USHER AT THE GEORGIAN THEATRE 900 PM SAT APRIL 977 AdvunceTicliets $500 AttlleDoor $600 Tican uvclublc It SAM TNE RECORD MAN MUSIC WORLD TNE IANDSTAND GEORGIAN TNEATRE IOX OFFICE The Canadian Family Cam pin Federation CFCF is an or erly selfpolicing organization and they want the provincial government to recognize them as such They want the right to camp as an official group in Ontarios provincial parks says Bob Wilkinson of the CFCFs Barrie section the Barrie Boomerangs The Boomerangs and mem bers of the 37 other active On tario groups are now restricted to private parks said Wilkinson in an interview Monday night during the monthly meeting of the Boomerangs We could go into provincial parks but we couldnt reserve spaceasa roup Were ormcd as group getting together for activites and if were read out all over campgrount there is no way we can get together properly Wilkinson Ontario provincial chairman in joint capacity with his wife says the national IFCF intends to continue lob bying for acceptance Weve asked that it be open for all organized grou he told Boomerang mcm ers at their meeting held in the Municipal Savings and Loan community room The provincial parks council hasnt given them official sanc tioii because says Wilkinson theyre scared of encouraging some groups to come into the parks There have been lot of problems he said So we have to go to them and tell them we are self policed group He said provincial officials were susceptible to the idea but says it will take long time to get recognition While the group is self policing one Wilkinson would huskily in the night means someone is ripping off the tricycle in the garage Thirty is dancing all night and recovering Fifty is organizing car pool to the bathroom Fifty iFi ty is adjusting to world without mirrors Thirty is being flattered to have your ll checked at the bar for age show her II to her parish priest even if he swore to regard it as privileged inforinatioiii How do know so much about Filiyearvolds you ask Ive gained their trust and they confide in me Few Boyearolds can pull that off Fifty wouldnt Wellknown Barrie man dies at Barrie hospital Wally lcikiiis WtllrkllthIIl iaiiii pianist died Wednesday at tarrics Royal Victoria Hospital iirkins 81 was iii popular demand to play at ixiwiiiislub meitings and at dances and before coming to liaiiic he played piano at various ioioiito theatrcs during silent movie days ilc had weekly program of popular piano numbers on KA itii for several years icikins retired in 1003 after 30 years as departmental foreman at Robson Lang Leather in Barrie Born in Leeds Yorkshire England his family came to Tanada when he was young He fought in France with the Royal Zanadian Horse Artillery during WWI and then worked with larkc and larkc llll pany in Toronto He moved with the company to itarric in 1927 The body of Perkins is resting at the Stccklcy Funeral Home on 150 Worslcy St in Barrie and complete funeral services will be held Friday at 230 pm In terment will be at the Barrie Union Cemetery Canadian Legion service HAYS TRAVEL SERVICE 7284700 45 Dunlop St Next to the Theutre will be held tonight at pm wliilc Masonic service will also be held at Tzilll in ierkins was husband of the late lara liari and father of Betty IMrs Shicrl and June Mis It Mclsaaci He leaves grandchildren Mardi lluftcii Mark and Kim Mclsaac and Robert and athy Shier and great grandchild Rudy lluftcn lie was the son of Sarah and llic late Harry Perkins and brother of ilarry lcrkins Iliyllis Smith and the late Fred lcikms and Lillian llob Inn In lieu of flowers memorial donations can be made to the Royal Victoria Hospital Auxiliary rcmcmbrince fund OPEN SUNDAY FREDS FLOWERS Highway at Stroud 900 om to 700 pm FLOWERS FOR ALL OCCASIONS HR Block has seventeen reasons why you should let them prepare your income tax return Reason Number Seven Block has offices open all yearlong Preparing income tax returns is their business and that requires being available to help whatever time of year that help is needed You can know that Block will be there HR BLOCK THE INCOME TAX PEOPLE 15 Dunlop St Open min ptn wccliduyl 95 Sat Phone 1163322 OPEN TONITE N0 APPOINTMENT NECESSARY Georgian Mull DURING REGULAR STORE HOURS ALSO IN CANADA TRUST IT APPOINTMENT 9i DUNLOP ST Bob and Winnie Wilkinson have collected inomentos from each of the rallies they have attended as members of the anadian Fainin amp rather emphasize the fellowship shared by CFCF campers The group began in 1965 in Ontario where the majority of the countrys sections are as family club with two rallies year provincial and national and intersection activities Club wants camp in On ing Federation Members wear them on blue jackets with the Barrie Boomerangs crest Examiner Photo The Barrie club was the 10th club to join in Ontario The group is intent on providing good family ac tivities and protecting the en vironmcnt and improving cam ping facilities through lob bying Club supports cystic fibrosis About $1500 was raised in the Kinsmen Skiathon this year for cystic fibrosis The young mens service club in Barrie is aiming for an amount of $4000 to give to cystic fibrosis research ac cording to president Don Lee The till members sponsor the skiathon each year candy drive runs the winterfest dance during winter carnival and Bar rie minor lacrosse and hockey The local club was started in 1949 by such founding members as Mayor Ross Archer and lniiiiartci Tystic fibrosis is the main concern for the club Last year the Ontario district gave 8105000 to research ystic fibrosis is disease of the digestive and respiratory system The executive includes Don Lee president John Ambrose vicepresident Doug Renault treasurer Nick Borysenko secretary Tony Torr registrar and Russ Alderbert bulletin editor Directors are Bill owic Jack Angle and Uri Hess Mt we limit lit iiic There are no CFCF sections in the West and Nova Scotia is the only other province with provincial board JFCF is basically an On tario organization said Wilkinson despite what the national board would have you think But we would like to ex pand he added it takes somebody to go out into province and establish themselves and the idea to get theclubgoing Wilkinson says he has remained with the Barrie group despite his move to Richmond Hill three years ago because of the fellowship he has enjoyed with them There are 30 members in the Barrie club says Wilkinson who meet once month for business meetings They hold two annual campouts one on Fathers Day weekend and another during Thanksgiving weekend There is also theme campout held during the first weekend in July strawberry Festival is in its third year of operation run by the Barrie club with members from all other national sections invited Wilkinson says over 125 people usually appear for the event held in Rainbow Valley The club is always open to members says Wilkinson We encourage them to come to monthly meeting and to one campout And then we sign them up assoon as possible xx tario parks The CFCF isnt restricted to trailers only or tents only says 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