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MR AND MRS ROSS MILLER ANN LANDERS hh Laughter is good presents no hazard Dear Ann Landers If you should see an Associated Press story reportingthat at Stanford University psychiatrist Dr Wil liam Fry Jr thats me told an International Conference on Humor in Cardiff Wales that laughter can be injurious to your health dont believe it was misquoted Actually was lecturing on some evolutionary aspects of laughter that had nothing whatever to do with health On that same day writer for the London Daily Mirror re ported that said Laughter is quite beneficialfia fine tonic that provides excellent stimulation So please Ann inform your readers of my deeply held con viction that laughter and mirth and humor are invaluable and ought to be encouraged in every way sense of humor is pre CIOUS part of life and should be prized and enjoyed Sincere Regards William Fry Jr MD Dear Dr Fry Thank you for setting the record straight And who could do it better than the man himself How reassuring to know it really doesnt hurt when you laughespecially when there arent that many things to laugh at these days Dear Aim Landers Your column is discussed frequently at our Church guild meetings PTA and my weekly bridge club Ive heard loads of people say they have written to you isome three and four imesi btit their letters never get into the paper They claim you print only the letters you have snappy comeback for Is this true If mine should make the paper would die of shock Des Ioines Reader Dear II Call the coroner The women who complained are half right Loads of people write to me some several timesi and they never see their letters in the paper The reason re ceive more than 1000 letters day and can print three at the most My problem is space As for printing only those letters for which have snappy an swersnot true For example vhats so snappy about this an swer Dear Ann Landers My husband and are boili 84 years of age We are thankful to the good Lord that we are It good health and able to enjoy our children But they are the problem We live in small town The children live in the city livery few weeks one will plioiieand say We ill be coming down for supper There ill besix of us They dont realize this means preparing supper for eight then must be up at the crack of dawn to fix breakfast the fol lowing morning it course Im expected to fix lift lc lunch be fore they leave have no help and the cooking and cleaning up after is exhausting ldil not even mentioning the cost of lood these lays It would be wonderful it they would say Iiont fix slipper mother We will take you out Instead they tell us about how they entertained this one and that one at some expensive ics taurant in the city Speak for me will you dear nii Tired Feet ColeMiller married JUST DROPPED 1N Waiting for the parachuter on BEEF AND MACARON PUMPKIN CAKE freezer bags cups each bag GLENROTHES Scotland the ground was his bride 23 ln CASSER0E unbelievably dEIICIOUS in the fall CP Bridegroom Walter Bil yearold Linda Bazley Walter Make Omngv eggs TOMATO SOUP CAKE sland finally took the plun eby landed on the grass beside the Grenfel United Church Grenfel was the scene Aug 21 when Cheryl Lynne Cole of Utopia and Ross Edward Miller of Edmonton Alta were mar ried Rev Storey of ficiated The bride is the daughter of Mr and Mrs Charles Cole of Utopia and the groom the son of Mr and Mrs Wray Stuart Miller of 64 Springbank Dr London The bride wore gown of white chiffon over nylon featuring cathedral train wedding ring collar and fall was flower girl with Tim Molten nephew of the groom of London as ring bearer Best man was Vern Buotte of Edmonton Alta Ushers were David Cole brother of the bride of Utopia and Dan Lea cousin of the groom of Simcoe The mother of the bride and the mother of the groom received guests at the reception at the Buell Hall Base Borden The couple took honeymoon boat cruise down the Trent Waterways They will live in Edmonton TODAYS RECIPE refrigerate until dinnertime but allow for an extra 10 minutes of baking Serves lb ground beef cup chopped onion tblsps flour 2807 cantomatoes tsp salt Vii tsp pepper 12 tsp oregano tsps Worcestershire sauce cups cooked macaroni cups or 025 uncooked Cook beef until fat coats pan Add onion and cook until beef is brown and onion is tran cup veg oil cups flour tsp baking powder tsp salt tsp soda tbspcinnamon cups white sugar can be reduced by cup cups canned or frozen cooked and mashed pumpkin thawed cup nuts 12 cups raisins Mix all ingredients well and pour into loaf tins Bake at 325 moist spice cake served plain or iced cup butter or shortening cup sugar cup raisins cups flour small can tomato soup do not add water tsp cinnamon tsp ground cloves tsp vanilla tsp baking soda Beat butter until light add sugar gradually Add liquid then dry ingredients adding flour soda mixture last Bake in loaf tin at 325 for hour or until cake when tested is not too dropping in on his from height of 5000 feet The Barrie Examiner Friday Sept 17 19767 6vM mx ding registry office in this Fifeshire town100 yards off his target Sears CORRECTION On Page of our Sears days flyer starting Wednesday Sept 15 there is an error The following items are not available due to shipping problems Shirts 199 Boys two piece set 559 Girls two piece set 638 Nylon acrylic pants 238 Pull on pants for 500 Girls two piece denim set 499 Toddlers pants 199 We regret any inconvenience this may have caused you our length sheer sleeves gathered Jud and Nanc McArthur Sparent Stir in our Add wet entre to cuff The dress was trim Sheilel Dobson Charles and tomatoes andfieasinngS bring Eliglylrggrab°ut hour or Varidlticon Add mixed glazed cusomer km med in lace and tiny beads Murray Dobson nieces and bOchombme With macaroni imit Cherries nuts etC if With it she Wore gold locket gift from the groom and car ried borrowed handkerchief She wore headdress covered covered with chiffon and trim med in lace with veil of full length tulle trimmed with lace She carried cascade of pink roses designed to reach from waist to the floor Maidofhonor was Judy Davidson of Chilliwack Bridesmaids were Georgina Dobson of Barrie Laurel Berard of Golden sisters of the bride Terri Fisher of Petawawa By ERMA BUMBIXK Ilave you ever seen that iii surance commercial where the husband and wife arrive home only to discover their house has been burgled As the flashing red lights of the police cruiser silhouette them in the darkness the man turns to his halflnumb wife and says It was everything we had Weve just sent another child off to college and we look the same way If he ever plugs in all the appliances he took at the same time he will plunge Ios Angcles into total darkness We can understand ripping off the staples clock radio hair dryer records luggage night stands tennis rackets skis backpacks tape recorder typewriter and television set What we cant understand is his sudden fascination with things he never used at home Bicycle sevenletter obi scene word meaning You mean dont get the car This has been sitting in corner of the garage gathering dust for three years The bicycle was re tired after our son revealed he was the only teenager in North America who had not developed aiiacceleratortoot lourieen towels We didnt think he knew what they were Someone must tell him theyre not disposable bill after being scooped up off the floor can be lauiidcred and used time and lllllt again Dictionary We would never nephews of the bride sang Oh Father All Creating ac companied by Alice McArthur sister of the bride Outoftown guests attended from Grimsby Willowdale Base Borden Aylmer Hamilton Zephyr Ottawa Ed monton Alt Cold Lake Alta Golden Tillsonburg Lon don Norwood Angus Picton Essex Coldwater Petawawa Bradford Scarborough Glen worth Islington Belmont Chilliwack Alliston Port Dover Stroud Orillia and Sim coe ERMA BOMBECK Son off to college takes everything people teachers studies car allowances records and his basic philosophy Glasses This is encouraging The last 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