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frbix vuerrmmfixwlanwwwmfi Frieda Skipwith and Don Lee were named Kinette and Kinsman of the year when the tw0 clubs held ERMA BOMBECK Everyone knows Erma Who By ERMA BOMBECK was in an airport coffee shop in Burbank recently when my companion pointed out that Mary Tyler Moore had just slip ped into the next booth quickly grabbed menu and ducked behind it Oh Lord hope she doesnt recognize me Is she looking He stole glance No shes poking around her handbag Why do you think Mary Tyler Moore would recognize you Television Since Ive been regular on ABCs Good Morn ing America Ive had no life of my own belong to all the little people now waitress said Whatll it be sir stiffened Ill have ham burger well done The burgers wont be fin ished for another 20 minutes she said flatly grabbing the menu You wanta wait nodded Perhaps if we changed seats said feel like Im centre stage out here in the aisle Oh no Here it comes again Someone is coming over to the table As soon as give them the autograph interrupt nicely but firmly take my arm and say Erma adores her public and would love to spend hours talking with you but weve got plane to make Got it Pardon me said intruder but will you be using this ex tra chair We shook our heads Do you get many of these admirers who stalk you You wouldnt believe it said Once in public rest COMFY CANADIAN MADE IIIIIISESIIIPEIIS pr His home is his cas tle so give Dad the royal treatment with these Canadian made Envoy slip pers Smart Fied plaid design Sizes 612 mart Price Vow Satisfaction Guaranteed Money Churiully Rotundod not ilopon IUT WAY OF LIFE KINEITE AND KINSMAN OF THE YEAR joint dinner meeting Satur day at the Continental Inn The awards presented an room mind you woman looked under the door rattled it and said Sorry but your feet looked familiar empathize with Marilyn Monroe really do People tugging and pulling at your clothesand thats just in the fitting room Look Mary Tyler Moore is leaving and shes looking straight at you said my com panion And shes walking right past you and out the door How do you figure that smiled knowingly She un derstands She knows if she stopped by everyone else in this restaurant would figure If Mary Tyler Whatshername can interrupt Erma so can we Good old Mare does her worshipping from afar like that Thats real class She should get another Em my for that performance said my friend would have been willing to bet she didnt even know you The waitress appeared with the cheque and handed her my American Express card She looked at it and said You got any otherIDs touched her hand and smiled at our little joke She probably said the same thing to William Miller Barry Gold waters runningmate in 1964 INSTALLED RESTROOM KELLY AFB Tex AP Charleen Goodman 19 is the first woman plumber here Goodman volunteered to be plumber when she entered the air force in April 1975 She went through training that re quired her to install complete restroom nually are for outstanding service during the year Examiner Photo Thats family BROCKVILLE Ont CP Grace Fitzpatrick 74 married her brotherinlaw John Fitz patrick 82 on Monday making the total of their combined fam ily103 Mrs Fitzpatrick who was widow has nine children and Mr Fitzpatrick who was wid ower has 11 children There are 49 andchildren 31 greatgrandchildren and one greatgreatgrandchild The couple will live in Athens about 15 miles nor thwest of here WIARTON Ont CP Sev eral years ago Mrs Jack Hel sdon was watching woman on television making applehead dolls She was SO fascinated she took some hasty notes and de cided some day she would try it She didnt realize how soon some day was going to be When failing health forced her husband to sell his business in Tillsonburg Ont the cou le moved to cottage near is Georgian Bay town to live in semiretirement Being newcomer to the community it was Mrs Hel sdons crafts that helped her adjust to her new lifestyle Although not all applehead dolls have faces that look old thats the type of doll Mrs Hellt sdon makes With that fact in mind she dresses them in pe riod costumes For authenticity she resorts to old photographs and books Even the sideburns and beards of her applehead men have definite period ANN LANDERS Woman regrets having child DearAnn Landers Thank you for being the first columnist in America to take poll on Parenthoodif you had choice would you do it again Why were you surprised by the results wasnt Parenthood is the most overrated job in the world Its all pain and very lit tle joy Our societys heavy pressure on young couples to reproduce is hangover from the days when many hands were needed to work the farm and thousands of babies died of diseases scar cely heard of today In the early years it gave parents an ego boost to think they were molding new young life The experiences of so many of us prove that by the time that young life becomes teenager he rejects all parental attempts at molding and has no use for his square and bossy parents My husband and have no one but ourselves to blame No failed diaphragm no missed pill We actually adopted our mistake after long and happy marriage The marriage is still hanging together miraculously might add but the mis take is causing us no end of misery When one problem is solved two others appear to take its place Our advice to people thinking about parenthood is this If your marriage is goodleave it alone Dont take any chances on lousing it upAmong The 70 Per Cent Who Are Sorry Dear 70 Ive received many letters from parents who say they are glad they had children and state frankly Those other people must be nuts But according to my mail the parents who are sorry still outnumber the ones who are glad and by wide margin believe the logical explanation for this phenomenon is the hurt angry and disenchanted tend to write more readily than the contented and people tell me things they wouldnt dare tell anyone else Dear Ann Landers Is it possible to be allergic to person close friend Ill call her Gloria borrowed my satin evening bag in December and returned it in Marchwith cigarette hole and an apology She made no move to replace the bag which is what would have done under similar circumstances have never felt the same about her since Now whenever am in Glorias presence begin to sneeze and my nose runs Last night we went to her home for dinner and the sneezing was worse than ever Immediately after the dessert noticed had broken out in rash My husband suggested that perhaps my repressed anger is creating an allergic reaction Is this possibleBaffled In Gro ton Dear Baff Yes its possible Anger can and does produce chemical changes in the ody It is also possible that you are allergic to Glorias perfume or hair sprayor her desserts In any event why dont you tell her you are still irritated because she ruined your evening bag Suggest she make it right which in my opinion is what you should have told her back in March onfidential to Need Definition For Middle Age One of the best is Ring Lardners He said Middle age is when you are sitting home alone on Saturday night and the telephone ringsand you hope it isnt for you She carves apple dolls Mrs Helsdon said apples right now arent as good as in the fall She has worked with many varieties but refers Spys She peels the app es and leaves them about week to dry By this time they are soft and easily worked with the fin gers DOES LITTLE ARVING She does little carving on her facesvin most instances none at all The features taken on by the apple heads are much sur prise to Mrs Helsdon as anyone else Sometimes they look really devilish sometimes theres real twinkle The just Come that way she explained ne apple head had an mouth and she couldnt wor it shut with her fingers She fi nally put teeth in the doll and it will be choir member when finished She said she gets used to seeing the faces looking at her Just when they develop their own characteristics she ii Hilt lllllt lmli II will IIiiii iiiuiliiii III IIi Ill III iiiglil In IHIII Qiuiiiiiiix MART PLAZA mouwn mriuo 51 BARRIE overt MON 10 Fll AM 10 lo PM snuooavs 10w PM Gives Satisfaction Always WE WELCOME MENS SUEDE CASUALS The best of the casuals in supple suede With thick long smooth stepptn Rich Tan Sizes 711 marl LIPON SANDALS Light airy 2strap sandals quality sewn from genumo Leather Brown Mens sizes 642 766 CLOSED SANDALS Easy goin closed back san dals in beautiful Antique Brown Leather Mens sizes 966 mart Price CREDIT gives them up Its like parting with your own family she said As quickly as she gets them made she has buyer Mrs Helsdon designs the cos tumes worn by her family of apple dolls then sews them The bodies legs and arms are made of fabric and stuffed She prefers cotton batting but would use sponge if making it for child so it can be washed WANT PANTIES DOWN LONDON CP Those pan ties at the bottom of the garden started row in suburban South Clapton Councilhouse tenants had rotary dryers installed in their back yards and private householders whose homes overlook the yards complained the dryers were loaded with inties and things The house olders said the sight would re duce the value of their $70000 homes MUSKEGON Mich AP Doctors wives are often pic tured as among the most en viable of women Their lives are thought to be gracious free of money worries and with plenty of time for civic involvement And many feel happy and fulfilled But some of them are begin ning to break out of their tradi tional role recent workshop at Mich igan State University dealt with some of the problems doc tors wives have because of societys picture of them Many of the participants were surprised to learn that others shared burdens they had uniqueloneliness sole respon sibility for the home and unrealistic expectations from the community said Eleanor Morrison an instructor at the universitys college of os teo athicmedicine Muskegon women both CHARGEX SHERRY lADIES WEAR Present Super Opening Specials until June 19th Only LADIES SHORTS Top Quality Polyester 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