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ma QJ Members of the WA of the Essa Road Presbyterian Church take break during the groups coffee party and bake sale held recently ANN LAN DERS Flabby body worries her it VI noooe f1 0000 deal Twoooobh WA BAKE SALE to enjoy some conversa lion Included in the group are Helen Webb ticket con vener Eileen Scruton cof Dear Ann Landers Please forgive me if sound crude dont know quite how to say this butI will do my best was married at 19 and shared 46 wonderful years with my husband before he died After Id been alone for eight years fine widower one year my senior asked me to marry him Actually would love to be his wife but fear and shame are holdin me back When look at myself unclothed before the ulllength bathroom mirror realize my flabby wrinkled body would not be much of prize for any man What can do or say We are very con enial The subject of sex has never come up Thank you an God bless 73 Dear 73 If the entleman was interested in firm young body he probab could have found one Say today The picture HE hofipfigou will not keep him waiting another moment presents unclothed before fulllength bathroom mirror Will not be very different from yours Dear Ann Landers My husband and Mr have become great golf buddies never cared for Mr but his wife is even worse We have had them to dinner and cards three times in the last six weeks and each time they become more unbearable They both drink too much want to quit playin cards and dance Im beginnin sw1tchmans picnic Ive had to take Mr Ks ha him in his furiates me to suspect they are rea ly after nds off my backside and put place regularly Mrs hang husband an has way of snuggling up all over my him that in The last time they were here ended up fixing breakfast They stayed until six am When they left felt exhausted insulted and used My husband agrees the Ks are not our type sa we dont have to entertain them any more but last nig called and invited us to THEIR Mrs place and he accepted What should do Middle Muddle Dear Mid Mud Make it clear to your husband that the next dinner with the Old Couple will be the last Tell him if he wants to play golf with Mr fine and dan dy but the foursome is boresome as well as destructive to your marriage and you want nothing more to do with them Dear Ann Our 23yearold son toldus last night that he and his sweetheart want to be married in July in our living room Ella is lovely girl She and Don have gone together for three yea rs The problem We have never met Ellas uliar and Will feel uncomfortabe about the now what to do Will you please rs Don says the are cometo the we din Situation and dont we paren rooa my not ailighten us Quandary In Austin Dear Phone Ellas parents and invite them to din ner or brunch If they decline you will at least know you did the ri ht thin REG RDLE all means invite them to the wedding they dont come ain you will be secure in the knowledge that you behave with dignity and correctnessreven if they didnt CONFIDENTIAL to All Who Wrote to Say The Were Nervous Afraid of People Housebound etc veral readers have written in praise of two books Dr Claire Weekes Peace from Nervous Suffering an for Your Nerves read the latter and foun Help Ho and it ex tremely supportive Also try Recovery Inc Look in your phone book ERMA BOMBECK Lifes assorted brain teasers By ERMA BOMBECK In an old musical called The King and the King of Siam was often perplexed by lifes inconsistencies In his words Is puzzlement Some things to me are still puzzlement How come pens never have any ink in them except when you forget and put them in the washer and your entire laun dry turns blue If the national average of children is 23 how come every car off the assembly line only has two back Win dows Why do they waste silicone onanironing board How can an owner of vicious dog look at his dog baring his teeth and know hes smiling Why would anyone want to get on an elevator and face the back anyway Why is it whenever department store offers to pierce your ears they always put the counter on the main aisle Why is there rectal ther mometer in my sewmg basket When will someone ask me to diagram sentence like my old Freshman English teacher said by would How come the wheels on my shopping cart wont turn in the supermarket but when start to empty the groceries from it into the car it oils in and out of traffic in front of cars and people as if it had motor attached to it How did my crock pot know the exact day the warranty ran out Why do assume that those two Doves nuzzling in tree are married Isnt it ossible theyre fooling aroun Why do four out of every five Americans insist on eating in their car when everything in the car slants Why do tell everyone that Im raising my children to think for themselves and feel crummy when they do How come the first thing notice in doctors office is whether or not his plants are dead What possible need does mirror serve in bathhouse How come my husband al ways invites me out to eat on the day go to the dentist How does the senior class know the exact moment my son sits down at the dinner table and place its calls ac oordingly Is puzzlement fee room convener Jean Webb bake table conVe ner Emily Bowman kit chen convener Betty LOS ANGELES APPat Pineda the first licenced pro fessional woman boxer in California sat in musty fly infested nasium sucking rape ruit and listening ha fheartedly as her manager discussed the future forfemalefi hters The five oot threeinch 150 und woman frowned rolle her huge dark eyes and shot look at her chattering manager Her mana er who bears the ironical ap ropriate name of Dee Knic les was waxing enthusiastically about proposed tour to Hawaii Germany Paris and South Africa Dee and dont see eye toe about all this stuff sai Ms Pineda dont know what it all means Its my career right now but maybe not for long only worry about today could be dead tomorrow So how the hell do know if Im going to be boxing or pregnant in year PILLS HANDY Ms Knickles who also refers that designation put ting aside the worldwide tour for moment noted that 004 0000 00 hoooi on TO0 Cheesman presi dent and Doris Kearns general convener Exam iner Photo birth control pills used by woman boxers to regulate their monthly menstrual cycles and prevent them from entering the ring with bad case of cramps can also be used for the obvious Ms Pineda was unim iressed aint going to South Africa so forget it she declared after hearing the hefty Ms Knickles say something about that coun trys apartheid policy aint going no place where they discriminate Ms Pineda 20 had already had an unpleasant round with Knickles that morning when the manager told her to shut up about her boyfriend Merchant Marine based in San Francisco Noting that the young boxer already had two children and one divorce Ms Knickles cautioned that she should be more concerned about her image MARKSFIRST Ms Pineda will mark an other first for women in California sports when she faces lanky 18 yearold Kim Mabee at the Forum on Woman juggles TORONTO CPThe Toronto Eaton Centre ex pected to be Canadas largest single retail commercial development when it opens in February 1977 has one of the to retail and fashion con su tants in the United States attached to it Mildred Custin the first woman president of Bonwit Teller major specialty store in the US has been re tained to initiate and develop contact with retailers for the centre now being construe ted in downtown Toronto Ms Custin brings wealth of knowledge to the task She has been in the retail business since 1928 She said in an interview that to arrive at the corporate halls of retail power has meant an extraordinary sac rificebut one she doesnt regret In hose years between 1935 and the mid605 it wasnt conceivable that wife and mother could hold responsi ble job she said and yet now no one bats an eyelash Boxing or pregnant next year female fighter doesnt know Wednesday night News coverage leading up to the fourround bout was causing Ms Knickles to fret She worried her young pro teges comments might blowit While Ms Knickles has vi sions of Madison Square Garden and Olympic boxing teams for women Ms Pineda appears to be on lark Pat please present your self as more of professional mother who is working hard to establish herself and sup port her children Ms Knickles instructed Ms Pineda smirked ap Earently letting Ms Knickles now she wasnt taking orders Listen Ms Pineda re torted Reporters are going to write what they want about me anyway Why lie Im sensitive about one thing and thats what they write about my body dont like some guy coming to in terview me and writing that got legs like football player TRY EXAMINER WANT ADS PHONE 7282414 career family when woman juggles career and home DEDICATION REQUIRED She added that the retailing business demands dedication and that no one should enter the field without realizing thatfact She is recognized throughout the retail World as the first to discern fashion trends and the first to pro mote them In North America and Europe she has acted as consultant for the creation and introduction of new ideas in merchandising and innova tions in specialty store design decor display and promotion Among awards and citations she has received are la Croix de Chevalier de lOrdre du merite from the French government for service to France and promotion of French fashionin the US In 1963 she was named Man of the Yearthe first woman to be so honoredby the Chestnut Street Businessmens Association in Philadelphia Her first job was in the con trollers office of Macys in Boston year later she became secretary to the merchandise manager of Shepards of Boston From there she moved into buying at White Boston Between 1935 and 1958 she served as buyer merchan dise manager and vice president of John Wanamaker in Philadelphia had learned to be tough minded and worked hard But she disagreed with the suggestion that merchandis ing on any scale is dogeat cbg proposition The highlight of my life was to be invited to serve as president of Bonwit Teller in Philadelphia in 1958 she said Its fashion chain of worldwide reputation In 1965 she moved to New York as president of the stores major chains there and in 1969 was named chair man of the board Now as president of ter own consulting firm she is using her contracts with fa shion houses in Europe to per suade them to place branch stores in the Eaton Centre It will be different for such houses as Courreges Dana of the Cote dAzur and Falstaff of Spain to enter Canada she said And Toronto is only the prototype for the rest of the country lllllllll HIIIM Slillllllllll ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY SCOTLANDS GREATEST FOLK SINGERS AND AT FRI MAY 7th 800 pm TICKETS $400 INSTRUMENTALISTS GEORGIAN COLLEGE THEATRE PHONE 7283048 19767 GROVE PARK ANNIVERSARY Marie Seldon worker for the May Court Club at the crowd turned out for the celebration held at the home eighth anniversary of Grove Park Home which was held recently good The Titania Examiner Currier Boys Girls youcunwino 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