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yr Its The Fat Man Who Is Courageous ay HAL BOYLE NEW YORK APlIt lakes teal courage today to be fat The fellow who packs launch is one of the unsung heroes of our times He is the neat nonotmlormist of this gen eration and his protuberant is badge of distinc tion token of true bravery Haunted in the lace of the cal nriescountlng mob Anybody today can be skinny Ind stroll the land like ram pant beanpole All you have to do is dowithout what most of mankind has struggled for over the last 1000000 Yearsfood Eiiery tlrne these emaciated notches meet an honest fat man they poke bony finger in his chubby stomach and say things like Youre putting iton again we do something about that watermelon if were you Better get rid of itor you wont be long for this world high time the fat men formed themselves into pro tective society to guard them leives against detractors They Ihouid carry neonlit sign on their stomachs saying Please do not touch Con tents valuable HISTORICAL FLAB After nil at men have al ways had firm place in his Buddhn was fat Benjamin Franklin was fat Samuel John son was fat it is probably true also that Nero was fatbut then youll find black sheep itpimost any flock TELEVISION fat man if left alone is generally one of natures no hiemen His crime if any is that he simply enjoys the good things of this world and doesnt mind showing it He is no hyoerito The ordinary at man is peaceloving and lawabiding He rarely robs hanks heats his wife fights cops or cheats at pinochia He wisely spends most of his energnenjoying himself He doesnt have any energy left to get into trouble All fat men ask is that they be left alone to go through life enjoying peace of mindand piece of cake too Their motto is live and let live AGIJNST PAUNCH But skinny mnle wont let them Skinny people cant stand the sight of comfortable coa tented fat man They reek of false sell virtue They want everyone to be like them re cutting youron they jeer at the fat man Maybe so On the other hand lot of elephants outlive an awful lot of gazelles its about limo lat men started lighting back Our sug gestion is that on given day of each monthand at cer tain hourevery fat man should turn around and fall down on Hire nearest dieter and smother Whats to lose ENGINE CREATOR Rudolf Diesel invntor of the diesel engine was Parishorn German who died in 1913 PROGRAMS CKVR CHANNEL BARRIE WEDNESDAY JANUARY at too The Womens snow Friendly Giant lllxzio Dlulfl ilueklaborry Hound News Headlines Provincial Affairs Farm Market Report New Dori Jamieron won or snort Pierre sexton Thu Law and Mr Jones bachelor Father Floydto Bob Hope Show News Mllnzine Explorations cut rv News The Weatherman Tods in arts Test Patton Romper Room Popeye and Pull Nnonfll Report Nowr Weather sports Farm no ort Cumin eats Movie For Better For Worse Open House School Teleclst Verdict LI Your own Women Show Iats Look Rope Around The sun Rania Dmio Dink Tracny News Headliner Dcspernriaes of the West Earn Market Report News non 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CHARGE FORTHIS SERVICE VALLEY TAXI fiRIVEYOURSELF CARS AND TRUCKS SIMCOE COUNTY news aurora By MR5 SAWYZR Them were 15 table of euchro at the Party at Gliiord Friday January 19 ilxnoo lt tending were from Oro Lelroy and the surrounding community ii 13 are Hfllnson and Ruth Sawyer men Harold Porriit Clarenm Kell and Hutchisonl nzs Fennelis and South Group are in charge of the Party Friday evening January is FARM FORUM The local Farm Forum Group met at the horns of Mr and Mrs Ken Sturgeon on Monday evening January is with lo present There was most int eresting discussion on Farm Management Games and social time were enjoyed at the close of the meeting CHURCH MEETING The Annual Congregational social time were enjoyed at Meeting of Gilford United Church was held in the Church Wednesday evening January 17 with good attendance WOMENS INSTITUTE The January meeting of the Giilord was held at the home of Mrs Grenville Hughes with 20 members and several visitors present The roll call wasthe name of an Old Cus tom have seen die out letter was read from the Pro vlnclni President Mrs Lym burner The 65th anniversary of the Womens institute will be celebrated February is in Tor onto Mrs Nesbitt and Mrs Cannon are to attend the Meat Course in Cookslown An an nouncementoonoorningtha Farm Forum Meeting on Educ ation to be held in Gliioid hall February at pm was made by Mrs Roll The members of the WI and their husbands are invited to this meeting On February Can sumer Workshop Short Course will be held in Giiford hallo The members of the 4H Home making Club attended the meet ing and put on their Fashion Show Barbara Hughes was the Commentator for the Fashion Show and Frances Sawyer gays comment on the Club Exhibit Pattern Alterations him it Kali convenient Historioal and her committee Mrs Xzii Mrs Ottoway and Mrs Nubitt gave most interesting account of and many was shown YOUNG PEOPLES The Young Peoples Union met It the home of Brenda Allan comm Sunday aven lag laa II with 30 preacnt Mn Frank Keli guest speaker from Giiiord gave most interesting address on George Washington Carver Some of those taking part in the meeting were Gary Sawyer prayer Eddie Russell read the scripture Some of the visitors at tho LARRY BRANNON BLONDIE meeting representing Simona Presbytery were Miss Carol Carscsdden of Stroud Mrs Wil son Kell oi Cookstown Miss Carol McKeen of Barrie On Jan 28 the Young People will attend meeting at Strond and on Feb will be visitors at Cookstown The next regular meeting of the Union will be held in Churchill United Church Sunday February 11 at pm CRAIGHUBST By CASTON Miss Betty Cnston of Toronto was home for the weekend The sympa of the villa is extended Clifford Bell in the death of his brother Han vey in Oriilla last week The relatives attended the funeral Saturday Mr and Mrs Lewis Carr spent Saturday at Big Bay Point The Vestry Meeting of St Johns Church will be held in the church January 29 Sorry to report Mrs Roy Watson is patient in Barrio hospital We hope for speedy recovery Miss Nancy Klrton spent week at liiden Lake Miss Jean Caston of Barrie as at her home hora for few days CONTRng gunman South dealer Eastwest vulnerable NOBIE 34 930974 paxos nan ASGS omaos soosso scum LKQJJOSGAB Q98 +72 shielding South West Nbrth East 49 Pass Pass Pass 45975 QJIOTB xa pno opening lead queen of hearts The more chooses the declar or is given to make mistake the more mistakes he is bound to make Here is case where West made fine defensive play that caused the deciarer to go down West led heart East took the king with the ace and re turned heart West won with the ten and shifted to the jack of clubs Declarer took it in dummy and led spadeEast showing out The king lost to the ace and West returned the trickvin dummy and all he had to do was come safelyto his hand to draw trumps and taketho rest of the tricks He had to choose between ruifing club at once or first playing the ace of diamonds and then niffiog diamond South realized that if he led sclub and it turned out that West had only twoclubs origi naliy he would be defeated when he ruffed the club He therefore led the ace of dia monds intending to niff dia mond next and thus make the band if West followed suit But on the ace at diamonds West played the kingl West knew Souths problem and wanted to persuade him that the king was singleton and would subject him to ah over ruff So South nghtly or not tried to get to his hand by ruifing club As result he went down one West scoring second trump trick South had difficult guess once West falsecarded the king of diamonds if West had made the normal play of low die the normal play of low dia mond on the ace it is likely that dedarer would have ruffed diamond and made the con tract But the falsecard created problem that gave South chance to go wrong It is interesting to note that West could afford to drop the king of diamonds since Souths hand at this point was known to consist only of trumps The king of diamonds had no more value than 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