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callers want to know why their paper asnt beendelivered Nothin in the world is so important to themes the fact that deliv ery boy has overlooked them The are gruil and angry and ready to hold you erson responsible for the whole tragegy They know that you lave secretly sent message to circulation department perhaps even bribed he carrier boyto make sure that they didnt get that days edition And now that you refuse to take taxi and bring out their missing pa er only otlerinfvthe circulation phone number lnstea their wrath aha surely tall ugh zypu They are willing to spend good deal more chewing you out than it would take them to go pit to the corner store and buy an Examiner GREAT DEBATERS second most popular callers arethe ones who re uire the most tac comeembroiiedxinrsomemrgumentrendfiellrt amlner to settle the dispute For example the man who asked about the weight of jackrabbits Was downright annoyed that such in formation was not at our fingertips and seriously con sidered cancelling his subscription Because was not on personal terms with any jack rabbits myself he went so far as to openly question the facts surrounding my birth At this point always feel it excusable to terminate the conversation abruptly Occasionally reporters are singled out fora blast Kand request is made decibels homenumbers These are petergiven outfot course have the ieellngits just as Well for the reporters gt So iivyoureintereste inthe position there goes the phone Barrie Examiner o=hisdemlm was guest star on the Per Como show on May 2nd NoIwasntwatc FAIREST OF ALL Which community has the most tive stenogra phers and Working girls Orlllla or Barrie This intriguing question may verywell be splrltedly researched in the very near futurefllt started at recent meeting of the Georgian BayDevelopment Association when Slmcoe County Warden Jack MacDonald who is also the Reeve of 0rllliecommented that the prettiest iris in business offices in Simeoe County were to be ouhdin hishome town yor Les Cookeot Berries tnan with most dis cerning and appreciative eye immediately leaped to his feet and ticked otithe Warden His Worshl the War den is entirel tliarrleThe Beautiful Mayor Cooke hinted that Barries slogangwas de vised with an eye to its clvlc chirm and appearance but that the selection committee was not completely un aware of the charm and natural beauty of some of its hardworking citizens it now remains for some civic andbeautyconscious anize contest within the County toselect ntys prettiest working gi awesome Stans sir By EETREIMTA it TOMORROW chlld born on th day will This will be one at these be endowed withe high order days in which your own eitnrta of intelligence but will have to to promote harmony and good eurbwa tendency toward dog will will largely influence these atlsm which could alienate with whom youhavetodeslr era and plrblin ammo and mm achieving possible successes tars hereiore do everything in no myth Tomorrow your power to avoid irlction no it you happen to have any An numb mm mm uslness negotiations pending boostgentlcpsrusaslnn superiors right ear awaits you it you FOR THE BIRTHDAY willbe lenient to no events 11 Maiden1 vour birthday take their mung gm gym up your horoscope indicates tlne ts ptstion togshape them your NOIPMI Where your personal pelt llie The lves not list to unqualified buiErely on your own reserving all Vdeci lions until you hatched time to give each matterrcaralul eruttny Yourj own insight wrli Iron in you trough ssssausr SHOPPE caveatatnlrlens an in 935 call them the great debaters rihey ltis anesta lished fact taxono CAFvststlorl Camp Borden polluekjsupper at season on luesdsy evening at the Social chm tluch iesiorir and were as members and guestslpraaant The business meetinglol imved with Mrs Gray pre sident tn lltuCltIlt Mrs Gray announced that Mrs Thornton and Mrs Moon would soon be leaving the station and thanked them ior their assistencein the work at the WA in the years they havebeen here Mrs Webster was harried Sick Childrene Convener Mrs bevlas is Bazaar Convener The date tor the genes was set ior December Mrs 51 Prime asriVelcom tiveiorfylulow Lane it was announced that the Thrill Shop would close on Meystty Alter the business men the ladies played whistand bridge Prize Winston for bills endlow scores in whirl wore Dot Harding and Rose Andrew Gwen season won prize ior high score in bridge and ode Bell won the onnsolatlon prise esowtvra sun euros Marianna steermo llie Brownl Gui Mothere Gmup Committee met at the Guide and Scout Hall iontbe regular monthly meet ing May The president Main on llsple announced that the Guldv ers were planning lisvel gay tzlr tha Bro nles in une so on on oer Flyup ceremony will be held at the end at June QT1 Plans were madeto hold Bake Sale at the Social Centre in midMay Convenor oi the balts sale will be Mrs Lamb Mrs Ill pRoge and Mrs Sargentvolunteered to look alter the children or ths mothers and guidsrs who would working at the belre sale motion was carried to buy new uniforms for the guides who needed it was decided that the gran committee would look alter the refreshment booth Inc the child rens playgroundd the month oipAugust The guides will be assisting Aluncheolt Wan aerved by the Social convenes Mrs Lamb ssslatedby Mrs t1 Nel and Mrs Webster happiness especially during the period between June and December Travel may not play portsnt part in your illsex cept for the possibility of brief but enjoyable trip in July but this is all tothe good since yourschsrt indicatesthat tor best resultsithls year youll achieve more occupationally by concentrating your etiorts as close to home as po be didnt understand it Both is this use rlghtnttltudelTHE DUMMY mixed crowd Fallows who times your advice is good i1 darnld love to get elong with ihandaandtwo cariosds oi kids payment Gwen Galiiedlace liaar sliders lmjii snd youll probably think me very stupidrhutf please tell me how to conduct mysellfiwhee tailor In the crowd tells remission Im lslrlypdpular and dont to be thth mustooniessiliiesiths loos rush to my lace when hear an oilcolor jokes in minedcrowd Last evening three couples trlpledetedxone oi the guys told oils which lgthonght was the prettylrsw Everyone taunted sell The other two crowd almost ro on the iloor Ten minutes later when we glrlswent to the powder room asked them what was so funny about thatiolro contessed they didnt under unday ltr got to that pro than loading it extra 11 When they complain becauseherhusband is in the remembered herbirtbdsy nniversary Shezwa Itsndltelllser Itltgllyhut ueyaavo no true sshsd themwby the bed sohsrd They trance And what courage IT ssytt inpflntrlconsidsnng causs they didnt want the dyertisers who commercl zs ions to think they were allum the holidays to the hi Dear Durham No My husband never to ti day or anniversary or not holiday Alterfl cars at more tberightattltude Fellows lose ried lite learn he had girl respect tor girls whose mottois irlsnds in town out of tons 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