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A ottawk me;i. T019 ntov taf: I jump of two -cents in sixty years. \/vvv.-Ivy`: `V 44. yr uvvu-u - The pay of the British sailor has i11orease from 38 cents a day in 1852 to 40 cents per day in 1912, a. What can he do with all that money ? Calgary Herald. , -1` 41- 01"z3llia Packet- [ The Port Rowan News says: The. [farmers are buying lawn mowers, land` in some parts of this country Ithey are also investing` in swallow- Hcailed coats. Prosperity `is: some- times frightened away by these ir- iresponsible toys, but our fortunes Ia.re founded -on the apple and the ipeasoh-, and: these things can never Ifail. The peach never fail! Can I the News: mention a, year during the `-last quarter of -a cent.ury, in which lthe peach crop did not fail, from lone to three times at least? . Owen Sound Board! of Health" havg decided that the T0.Wnr ca.n t af- ford -an incinerator for the burning of _garbage until next year. Despite the threatening weather on S_unday afternoon` a very large crowd Went to Couohiching Beach` Park and -gvreatly enjoyed the splen.-I d-id- program of sacmri music render- ed by the Citizens Band, says The Orillsia, Newsletter. The move- ment proved -a . porpular one and many people were srtineris `by the musical Service of Praise, .which,` hundreds of citizenshope is con- tinued` Weekly. They lookiat Sun- day band music in a. different light in Barrie. A ' '\ OTHER PAPERS OPINIONS Ah COMMON OCCURRENCE. SAVING REMNANT. B'No ;e'v;n;m<'s-v(vll(l7 feraddexyi the Sub Iopuon but until the money I: paid. _A.. L...-...n...._- ....... I- nnnnnlun Inn Ghana unnnfh` New ad Artistic . Designs in ` SCOTT Sy A SPENDTHRIF1`. PIPE THIS. POPULAR. Booxsroma WALL PAPER suy_1s { -uvu--7 Manager mhcfgtnrthcrngdvaucc` s'.rEwAn7r 5 S'1`EW'LBT, 1315313. tars, Solicits, Notanes Public, and- Conveyancers. Money to loan in any sums at 5 per cent. Oice, 13 Owen St, Barrie. H. D. Stewart, LL.D., D. M; Stewart, nixox, COWAN & BROWN, BAR- o bate of wills, guardianship and ad- ministration, and general Solicitors, Notaries; Qonveyancers, etc. Offices, Hinds block, No. 6 Dunlop street,. Barrie. ' Money to loan at 4% and 5 per cent. Branch oices at Cree- -...... .....1 A`IIis:trm_ Hauzhton Len- risters, Solicitors for obtaining pro- - _____________._____.____.____. CRESWICKE & ALEXANDI;_R, BAR- risters, Solicitors of the Supreme Court of Judicature of Ontario, Proctors, Notaries, Conveyancers, etc. Money to loan. Ofce, Ross ock, Barrie. A. E. H. Creswicke, (V A -51.1`: A'InvonAI'_ ._.._________..___.._. STRATHY an ESTEN, BAR-RIS'I`ERS,l Solicitors in High Court of Justice, Notaries Public, Conveyancers. Of- fices over the Bank of Toronto, Bar- rie. Money to loan at lowest cur- rent rates. G. H. Esten. ` -DONALD ROSS, LL.B. BARRISTER, u-1:-:a..... -4... `Dan. nf Tdrnnfn DR. A. .T. LITTLE, LATE OF` Churchill, Ont. Office and residence, 1 John St., near corner Elizabeth.` `on--- 019 . DR. MORTIMER LYON, 31 CARLTON ; St., Toronto, late of Brooklyn (N. I Y.), Eye and Ear Hospital, will be at 67 Owen St., Barrie, every Sat- urday. Diseases-Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Consultation hours, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., and by appointment. I DR. EIROGER WELLS, _late of , New York Hospital, N.Y., Man- hattan Maternity Hospital, N.Y. New York Skin and Cancer Hos- pital-, Grace Hospital, Toronto. Special attention given to Dis- eases of the Skin. `I Oice and Residence, Cor. of Col- lier and Clapperton St. Phone OH: n1 1_ I I I 1 I I |DR. W. A. ROSS, PHYSICIAN, sun- geon etc.,' L.R.C.S., Edin., L.R.C.P., Lon on. Oice and residence, Dun- lop street, Barrie. Telephone 77. Residence corner of Toronto and Elizabeth Streets. (Opposite Fliza- beth Street Methodist Church), Tele- `inn. H. T. ARNALL. OFFICE AND I 8 phone 167. Ullilllllvll IJIBU uuvon vuv uovuv; an-o_ yw--u subscribers now in a.rrea.rs for three month` and over will be charged $1.50 per unnum. L.R.C.P. s; 5. Edinburgh; mm. 85 5. Glasgow ---SURGEON-- Eye. Ear, Nose Throat. l 1 ! I I 1 Having spent 4 years Post Graduate work in British Hospitals and having served as Clinical Assistant in Golden Square Ear. Throat 8: Nose Hospital. London: Royal` London Ophthalmic Hospital (Moorelds) ; for a term as Resident Surgeon in Royal London 0 hthalmic Hospital; Bristol Eye Hospital, Brlsto ; and Birmingham Eye Hos ital. Birmingham : fomier Member of British phthalmological Society. OFFICE-78 DUNLOP STREET. BARBIE. `Phone 51. P. 0. Box. 96. Otce of the late Dr. smith. Collier S T Phone BI. 32. WV- 4; P_FEW`5~1 - G. G. SMITH, 85 '00., PHONE 32. ES- tablished 1869. Undertakers. Open day and night. Morgue and chapel] in connection. Barrie, Ontario. LILL) L .l.l LU, }. A. KAU,l`J1Vh.UnD'.I.,_ Dun Solicitor, Notary Public, Joe. Ofce, {gt oor Bank of Toronto Building. --- 4- '--- -& In-vac}! rgf1ng_ UNWIN, MURPHY 8; ESTEN, ON- tario Land Surveyors, Engineers, etc. Established 1852. Oice, Medical Building, S. E. corner Rich- mond and Bay streets, Toronto. Telephone, Main, 1336. Instructions , left with Strathy 8; Esten, Solici- tors, Bank of Toronto Building, I Barrie, will be promptly attended to. -- Moosejaw, the pmogressive West- ern city, which moved its clocks for- wand one hour on June 1, got its Inuit; I IU LUHN Wehave a. large amount of money to loan atlowest current rates.either in small or in large amounts. on the security of good farm mort- agcs. McCARTHY. BOYS 8: MURSHISON. unlop Street Barrie. ` How COAL PRICES SOAR. IRCULARS from the coal 3 dealers remind 'us- that our ' 7 June, July and August prie- es for coal means just forty oentsspelr ton more than lastuyear to oome out of the family treasury. This, in- the face of a ten per cent. increase in the cost of other living expenses during the year, will help to increase the stoop in dIaddy s shoulders and perhaps- add a few more stnevaks _ of gray to his once-black locks. One of the Worst features o-f the sitrutation is the u1n:certainty of the continuance of the simnly during the winter to- oorne. Qpe1~`ations' at the mines have been suspended for some time, and the quantity of anthra.c'ite: mined will be consequently limited. Posstibly beforethe winter is over..We will see a. coal famine, and it will he the poor man who will suffer. The inereazse in 'prices- will not great- ly affect the man in good circum- stances, as he will be in a. position, as in former ye-a.rs., to purchase: his :Winter s suroply of coal at-' June prices. Bu.t what of the poor man? --ands this class inelutlzes. a large nurnxher who are earning g\ood- w-ages to-day. With the` extrrazondinary cost of all necessities`, he nds that at the e'nIdJ of each week, his suxrpllus over current (3xX!p011ICl lUusI`e, nep-restesnts such a small pittance that he i-s never in a rporsition to prurehase more than -a ton of coal at a time. He is the_1nana who foots the bill for ..--..u c vnsnl.IJllll\laI IIVQURH" will now sell their 10 day Transit |$150&)er 3190 Insurance. Write on inten shipping Horus West. I 5 cent. mam-.u uuupuu .... .-...- more and Alliston. Haughton nox, K.C., Alex. Cowan, G. E. J. ll!-IA, Axuv Brown, one I 0 (`lo I The Insurance Man 133711001 Dlllt U1. Auzuuuu uu..- Money to loan at lowest rates. ulucK,_.I33l'IlUo (`An :4: AA: K.C., Arthur Alexander. VULVILIJLI RUDD, 111.11. .|_I:z.Lv;v.a.o..aa.;.4-., Solicitor, etc. [Ban of Toronto Building, Barrie. Money to loan. I us. J. A. C. EVANS, PHYSICIAN,` Surgeon, etg., Coroner for Simcoe County. Oice and residence: Wil- liam street, Allandale. Telephone 269. I) van RI vs, Phone 213. BARRIE RAILWAY cum J .- R_N9 L Fire and Life Insurance Real Estate Agency Money tq Loan -vv--u v A number ef zoo}! Farms and Town Pro- perties tor sale on easy terms. aA\/A 275. '1).-. J. ARTHUR ROSS (Succe_ssor to the late R. L. - Late of Toronto Genoral Hospital. 3zAD,ENHURs'r, BARR1sTE1t, A \1-L-_- Dan`!-`Q `g nm(a_ A. F. A. MALcoMsoN suranca Man 1074' IJIJILJ JILIAJII VV40\l -.\l\lU\1 V`OOV' uuogpg. the miners increase in wages, o.pena.to.rs , `then nailmorads -and: coal dea.1ers extra. prots. fa. _ MONEY ro LOAN on Iowan nI'v|an\_L -1 _, -tTN33i:nrAKn; M. D.. C. M. ('l`or.) stmvmrons. L. Bax-wick) van \!\II' E`Policy at, r call it you -i3ARRIE L. .I.L\I1A\.l 21-Iy I THOMPSON annw. runnxsnnn. ~ [ADVERTISING Rm`; THE `NoRTHO1RN' Anvm Barrif, Ont. It has also by far the lo. M` ` recei ts. meat subcripun Th latter fact demonstrates the its patrons. It you have any udvermylhtyot placetit with_the paper that reaches th8to .1 notatraid to pay the pnce. Deon. . Advegiamentg are charged according s ace-- nes non areil m igch. 9 ` ` make 0,`: Ibnuvnum an ccccc __ Luvuo *v on TRANSIENT Anvx:-n'r1s1.\,, Legal Notices. Auction Sales etc.-First insertion. lu cents 'e`:-m1 iu3'nn submuentinsertlon 5 cents per ine `"3 tau} R mg notices, 10 cents per 11,38 1, insertion ; 5 cents per line for each suing; 3': insertxon of the some matter. Obituary P01? 50 Der` line. COMME%lAI. Inn: A!) up VOL AJIIUO COMMERCIAL DISL AY Rateewill be given on application, CONTRACT CHANGES. Advertisers will please bear in notice of intention to chan must be handed into the 0 Saturday at 10 o'clock 9. change mustbe in THE 8 nd th may not be made public until t I my. G8 ADVAVC later than 12o c1ock noon on him, week, otherwise the advertiser mx advertigg not lat 8 C0 4 0 day sannounce be Week foils; HOV DENRED Ahvltmrnvuou.-- tugs `Ir CONDENSED ADVERTIBEMENTQ Condensed adve ti 1 as wants of all kix1rdss,el!:)1s;3tna[:1((;x;ot11xr;:):ir;:'hos for sale or to rent. speqic articles,'e,_c N! | must be accompanied wxth the cash. " `W. [Cuts for adve-'tisemcnts_must in eve, lease be mounacd on sohd metal bases - Ina: mm mm mm ci ` umne d _.--_-- unu `- Manufacturers of and Dealer; in all kind; Rough and Dressed Lumber t 3_4.-n $4.} Il...I.. I..4__n- - uuv-5.. ....- -In\.4uI`v\A ;.4uulUU1` Doors.8ash. Blinds. Interior Flni 1;, "columns. Tanks and Water T?-cum` Planing, Matching. Mot_1ldin2_. }:e.smng Hot Blast Drymg Kxln. Matching. Mog1din."1.;fs,,,.,,g Laying and Pzsshlgglggdwood Floop, I'I-..L__-..l_... .._.'I 'lD-_:IJ.'_.__ L. It is. higwlx time. the Canuandiaxn g`OV11'l1ll11:G:ILt took up this question. of fuel s.u.p-ply. There are s-aid_ to be thirty-sevell thousan:(l= -axctres of peat bog hands in claiieront parts of Can- ada, the difficulty of {placing it on the market being that the processes of handling it have not been brought to an O.'OOIl;OII1:iJCl.1 stage of perfecti~on.- For some -time the govermmcmt has ervpc=ri'.nente~d in a desrultory fashion at Alfred, neaar _OttaLwza, and the re- sults of therir expetrinnezntsa have led many people to believe the project comme:rcia.11y protable. It is said that there are sbme 10,450 square miles o-f peat lands: in Ontario alone, of.au1 average depth of from 5 to 8 feet, mud .wuhuei1 it is known that two pounds `of .a:ve~ra-gve peat are equal to one p-ound of (good coal, the value of 4 these resources at once becomes ap- ____, _ . _ _ . _- - - - - - - - - - - - - H ' ' V ` I ` ` I ' `V03 5l\'Cn OI""I"lCE-BAYFIELD ST.. BARBIE. ONT i CRAIGHURST, om. ELICENSED AUCTIONEER { FOR THE COUNTY or sumcoz. Most reasonable terms given on 3?! Stock Sales JOHN JENNETT! ,T_'3..B...!*..9!*1 E9 WI -- crew-an-g Contracting and Building Estimates given 'IEIl`E_BlVE'I`I 1| CH` IDA!-gnu. -., [$1. John & Grockerl NEXT DOOR TO TH E TANNERYI jji Druggist. . Numemuus attreun-pts to utilize peat bogs in Cvanraodxa. h-a've been Inasd by private individmals, but heretofore thesae have. proved failu-res Sdmuch so is this the case. `chat ca4pita1- is very chary about iILvestin.g A in peat `-ventures. Most of these: rfailu-res have been occasioned by ignsoranoe. The properties of peat were not sum- uoiqently known. by those attempting 3.- _.4-1\v|Iul\l\`IIIl\. arm` TTISIWIY MAKES YOUR SKIN LIKE VELVET- Monkmaxfs Glycedonia. Has a marvellous ecct on rough skin. One or two applica- tzons will remove the rougnness. and by its occasional use the skin acquires the smoothness and softness of a baby s. Glycedonia is not sticky, and gloves may be worn a few moments after using it. Price 15c and 25c. Delight- ful after shaving. 13 open for all orders in CAS'I`I)\'GS_ MILL REPAIRS, &o. Boilers. Engines and all kinds of farm and stationary n1achiner_\ made and repaired on shortest nouce and moderate prices. . I u u Al work done by expert machin- ist and guaranteed rs: class, BARBIE BREWING l}MPNY DUNLOP STREET EAST Brewed Entirely from the Fines! Mal! and Hops. '1`HFIRSDAY, T.Beecruit !Uu:uu,y 3\u!U\vu. ug uuu u -uuvuuayu-.5 manufacture it anzl-t very often were chosen tha:t oontaineti a` quality of..pea.t not s-uvocd to the pur- in wow. One of the `great ` In d-rances to success has been the lack of careful irivestigation of bogs before expending money on develop- ment. - Eran amvalu and departures` at and_ from Barrio no `as Iollowu: MONKMA1\,__ `Splendid ALE and roman The Best and Brightest In Cask and Bottle on most favorable terms. 'r. azacnorn special MANUFACTURER; .BANKER Expert Machinists . Qce Hours--10to 4 v vosoouno - '- 4 -D :;i'l.:}.i~t_'1'c`i;x:linsz s`;ma';.y. B_A*BWR Z|_E 6:. CO. ipinom: 136 } Manager :\ N \\`(.`l t 3-21 rt. INVITING. INDUSTRIES. ; - T7RILLIA S cheap et ue~etrioa3.. V-`:'{`L;A` . er_io..1;ot"'a1.one the `induce- `i."*.9 A` "i to mul (`X121 HUM Illv it_\ . '(}1<- ('\`1lti ums \\'ut )1 r11 dun` H1-I`. hm `H11-1 111111 :11 1_\'\ Paat `fuel: is considerably more bulky that coal and it not thought that it could' bepmotably t_ra=.nsporte_d -Long dvistanrcea; 4 The. peat bogs in [Ontario and Quebec, however, , are very favombly distributed-, -and since a. -plant. with a daily caxpacity of 30. tons cambe erected for about $7,000'these could be protably dua- _;_,'l.;_.-.I 4.- ...-...._1... .'I......1 ,IuI|1\1-um`: ' ' `P I gUUU IILICBU UUU velbped` to supp}; local 119351. UV yavuvwuu 25.._..:.8s0pui ~u.oo p m..coba1t Special .. mo a an 10 40 a m'l`oronto 8: North Bay M! p In 850pm..North1`H0pm 8.20 p m..'l`orouto & Midland `M8: :11 1818 p In Muakoka. Whtu-L... ~ . ....Gmvenhurat 9.35am 93--.-10.80am 27-H Thursday, June 13, 1912. Tunas or sussonxrrxos. Ba;-rie_ and Midimd. F` In D- _ux. I173:n Lane. Ponetanio and ` Meaford. N0. b`.uoo'u7o`7 3 m " 42....l. p In " 56....5.8s p In 2....1.p'm 422....7.47'a!'0. -26....`-up m ;he I .exchaiigt.' "Fonesaeing which was sure to arise for; site ac- } commodations, the " town `obtained I control of tracts of land at nominal i rates,` and now Itlie double induoe~- __ -..4. -1 ..L....... ..-.34-...~ .nu..-I 1-Juan.-n. nnnr. WGVCU, vauu untw .,u-nu 'L\ru.vLv suuuvv ment of cheapsites and cheap po , er, is having it3 eer.3t-inr`-bui1din.g' V up the .bru._sy* embryo cityto the north. Sevenal .weeks ago the Council. sold to J. R. Eaton and` Sons ate. nomi- nalgure,a.newa.ndemlarged1 site upon which to build their new fac- tory,--a. i oe which very probably,` __._ J... .....-._..J-.-. 1-Ann`-Inn.` 1Inn.111t` Inoirn 1 _'_u 51 IC VV_:l5l\1l>Io V Vlwsuwuv , WT) : _ W.) F` unde_r pnvate control, would have been held. at 9. prohibitive lprice. `In! 17 Uvhuu oq\:'U\Q' -- vv ,_.--.._.._- The `city 0 C9J8`841'5' has simil-anvly fortied itself against. V _wi-ld`? spec- ulative values in veal estate, by early scanning control of 9. largehlock of land, which is now daealt out to_lo-. eating _ manufacturers at" nominal __-L-.. aevszvu -Barrie ve ameatthe head! of-the bay, and at the present time they a1eio' own the Stperncer factory. 5 What is the Insd1ustri.'a1A Committee doing to [ll these vacant` - -,.n. __-..____4.....:_..9~ 1IT'|....J- .2: uuuuauuu uuusg vuuu. uu-sasv. law'- ggots with manufactoriesf What LL- mlifll: A1: Anna ?`"33'a i 3i*37a`"..3`i"gz erytly, they we doing nothing, and these pmppertiee are lying _A idle. . 1.1.- I I'll! No. _ Q- At the annual _of the Boe.rdof'1lra.de,a.oommittee was` appointed to wait upon ' the Town Council `in an endeavor to arrange a campaign. for the -avamemlent of the Town. but as yet,` nothing has been heard of the confenence. Now that we have voted: for hydro elec- tric power it is opportune for these ` public representing the citi- zens at large to bestir themselves. There are several `things which it would be well for the.-people- s sentatives to keep in mind. One of these is` the fact that it does not take a particularly brilliant class of men to pass a by-law and send it on to the people for endorsation; but thatifprogressistobemladegan earnest endeavor should he put forth to make the provisions of such a by-1a.W a" cornnimcial success. This is the Coun,ci1 s--as well asthe Board of 'Trade ps--opgportunity to demon- strate. to the people that they are alive to their opportunities. The people liberally supported the by- laws and they exp-ect. and hope for greater activity on the part oftheir 0 -`A.-.nI\.:-ulncn `A `-1 viii!` L"u'(lV\a'b tau-av ova representatives; BETTER MILK DEMANDED. LEAN V milk is a. mighty fac-. tor in the conservation of in- V fant mortality; and it is well known that thousands of ' Gna-dian infants `die every summer as a. result of being fed` diseased, dirty, germ-f lladen milk. The Barrie householder will note with satisfaction that the Council and the Boaard of Health are enquiring into the conditions of the milk business` of this Town. T'o `a lxarge diexgrere the. local milk dealers are at the mzezrcyi of the farme.rs~ who supply them, -and it is now estuab-` lishesd that the 'M.H.O. has - power to investigate the} farm `premises where the milk comes from and! test such milk for correct p1-oportion of butter fat and also as to its purity and freedom from - disiease gvenms. As milk constitutes a most falvou-able mediu11nn for `the,1(leve1osprment of _ .._--..J..,...A. .1-.. twczuu-uxu. .1u-1 _ .. V. germ life, and -as the greaesst dan- ger _o-ocurs d11grin.g* the hot `summer I'21011t}lS, the m~ovemc.n_t is timely. Mill. u\. 1 \-`L\.l'lJ'dll \. a _-,-__- _.._-_.J._ __......--..... L1-1.. .....,V...-Cl` uuuubua, Lvuu ']l1`UVCllUU-IIU :0 u;uu.uJ. Two main points require thlr: t-p~eci=al attention of the famner who supplies the milk and the d-ailryman who "distributes it. , (1) Asbolute clean-. linesst =shou1d.` -,cha.vacterize part of the process of -p~1'od`uc1'11gv and dis - tri-buting` the milk (i11'ch1di'11g~ the water which the cows d-rink). In this way gerims may be largely kept [out `of the milk. (2) By holding the milk at a low temperature the germ life that does gain access: can be kept fvrom.deveZoping. ` . As rvegavds. the chanrgwe that some of the famners skim the milk, m it through a. se~pa_ra,tor, or water it, them is but one way to, deal with such` a. cr'iminsaJ-1-. The` fanmer or dai-ryman. -guilty of robbing the milk -1 2;- L__u.-.. .c..4. :,. ...a...........L1.. ~..L,-..;'l.,] \.la1l.J1{L.bzl.. 5-LLIIU`, `I4 'LV|J'I-IIII "' UIULA L55! -I-6| of its b_-utter fat, its smuenIth, should be hauled to the police court and re- ceive as severe a ne as the law al- ifeumtime the milk supplied in Bamrie `is of much hue`!/oer-.qua1ity than that sold; several months `ago, .._._.J..\_. x aulu `WC 811540 - ll'\rtl\.4 U!) i-mprovvement yet. Even if the win- ter prices -remain in` force all sum- mer, let us have good, rich, pure milk. - T ` ` . DVKJ ua f,b\a\AvuAy MOTOR BOATLS AND LIFE PRE- SERVERS. T AS it ever vooou-rrevd; to gasoline launch owners. just what con- outbneal; Vin. midinke? . inquim-` es` The .Hunts:vil1eI Forester. How, many of our smaller `craft are equip- ped with life-saving "apparatus ade- quape tmmaeet such an emergency? Is 1t not a fact that in nine cases `out of ten. there .would V be nothing but helpless. submission to` -_ fate, should such a_ contingency arise? ` I1~I 1'0 N . 58....10.I7a.m " i8.... 8.80pm "55.... 7.50pm Asll gasoline -boats should be equip- ped Vfvith at least one life preserve-r for everry passenger aboard`, and one life-buoy for use in -case of accident overboard. To wait until the need` of these -precautionary `measures-. is xxmpressed. by some calamity, is," Imps, to be expected of the weakness of the human family for procrastination, but it is at variance gwith}tha _ ofwreasont .169. - \au.o'\no Birivwu Ur There are. some vforty or_'. fty` .by :; that there are not ve life cpreservers people, it is almost we to say on the entire eet. Are the owners living up to their moraa responsibil- ity? 1 01-i11ia._ will. be known as A Thai Tom: an Hour Ahead-of Hawke- I Baas season vopens on the 16th, but this has._ no effect on- the liquid variety of the same name. i An insane man. escaped: from a Toronto hospital. The nurses say he just skinned out. ` ' KJWAVI VV vat) U; VVVLIAJE usv -lL\l Luau kind. that haw? been desoenditvzg on the Minesing ats. Cheese `is quiet, reads a: head- ing on the nancial page. This _`I-..__.).L ..--__'A- 4.1.... .._...a..`.__'l.-..'L___.....`I `lie '\I'L UKIK2` IJJIKJvll\/`(IL doesnft referto that known -as Roquefort. 5 No. 6u.... This: nom an Orillia chauffeur: There -are times when it is easier to nd a four-lea.vvevd- clovrzr than the` key-hole in the front door -after 9.1 trip to Barrie. I A .pu-blicity postcard from Moose. J aw -reads: We re tooting the horn of plenty at Moose J aw. Don t sh in the old pool because it s handy to home; come: where they bite. The suckers? , _ ` I Somebody tried to dynannite t he elephant car of the Haag circus at St. T Kitts-, but as V the .p.roprietors: knew they were coming up -close to the Newmarket canal they were not worried. ' _\L>.k..Q. Jr-I-\"|JlLl`\.l\/\.In LIJ ULJTI .I`-l.\.I I413` J. I-In IV D Song-a dawg-gawnedi `d-'a.wgal-awg, is the latesft - paraphrase .on- Cy Per- kins p-o-pul=ar hcun is-o'ng'.T They slloulsds put a muzzle on it at once. \IY-__E. TTT-...C' ralmm-zm rmcmns There was a delay at a moving picture show in Co11in.g'wo-od*. The audience: grew restless. It was up` to the nuinsager. to explain. He `came (mm and` said": Ladies and gvents: The macFnin s busted: 'ag*ain!| I thank you._ ~ A ' Ola-U uuxu 5 Woof! "Vi?Bo 1 Have heard; it said that Reeve. Bennett 'a:n'd. Board: of Trade. Presi--` dent. V-iokers` will have their ower; gardens `illuminated by hyd-ro~-a twenty-four hour advt. for hy.c1mo! and OI`itC111t1lI'E. . | 1 A Winnipeg` mag'istra.te said in` his court that he Would: shoot any! auto driver who ran into him. Per- I haps. he .W.ouldn t be able _ to" pm-I nounce sentence-1et alone take aim | with a revo1ive1_-if a Winnipeg autoist. ran into him. . ' The Advance has a generous oer from a Yankee circus that is g'oi'n-g `to -give -3.. shonv sozme-where to let Us and Mrs. Us in free in exchange for ten dollars worth of advertising. Will the degenerate dissci.pIes- of the great P. T, Barnum never get wise` to the fact that the Canadian print- ers are not a lot of Reubens. who carry hay to the elephant `and W8.'| ter to the 'dmmedary to get a pass` into the show? I .5` on ~ 2 .:.W.Z`.' " ' fl. II` \Jr\J'I|I.-llla YV, -lJ\l\aA.|. yr uAV.IJa tqwm V1; l.Dv:=.-oem'be_r a.- gen- HE BANK or TORONTO `| Showers of blessing are not the :_;_'I J.'L_A. `I___- L..__. J.__.....'l:__.. __ Houn:dL5-d by the Hogm ]13awg ---_.99 _ J-__M _.-__.__J _Cfol._1ingw.oodn is. aa_ Local Option. 'D__.'I_ 1..-; 'l\.............`I....... .. ....\..., Joint Aliiccounts may. be opened in the names of Two or more people, the money from which may be withdrawn by any one of them or the survivor of them. . Barrie and Allandale Branchgs GENERAL nANK1Nfc; Business TRANSACTED MONEY LOANED IO RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE Savings Ba1_1`l;? Department. THEf 1$f0R*rH E RN fAVD'V.AN%CE. Published trom the o1ce.- 123 Dunlap Street, Barrie. in the County of slmooe. the Pro- vince of Ontario. Canada. every Thursday Morning. by I Every courtesy` shown to our clients.` iucomaonxrn-;n 1355 tlem:a.n,' who was . preparing for a big Christmas, went `to the Col- lingwood postmaster T and: . said he wanted to get a.- money order. The postmaater s_ clerk while making put the application inquired to whom the orderwas to be made payable. The applicant told him. The clerk asclneodr h'i3n: Fog how much? 1 IV 11 UJACIJI uumwnu JAALAAI -In \IL Aavvv Agata`. |"0ne -Gallon! was the answer. ; A travelling` mum visiting oi-iuia| for the first time recently, arose late and? made a frantic "run from his hotel to the G.T.R. depot. arriving just in time to see the last coach on its my to Barrie. A hotel porter was interrogated`. Why in the 11~a.me of -goodness did they build` r1.:_ ..1__.-;. _- 1:-.. 1..-... 41... -....... 9 'll'lllU UL LKRJILT U DIN IILIIJJ this depot so far from the town? inquired} the traveller. The porter scratched his head, and slowly drawled, I dunno, boas, unless` it vsfuz because they to git it I1-L'lVV AU, .1. \.l.u|.uA.I.uu', vvuu, 55-all-A\ wuz they wanted gTt closer to de zrailroadi. 'St. Thomas Times. _ Canadian tobazxo rms, it is said, are trying to fomn a merger to ght the `Tobacco Trust. Wholly smoke! ! I (11/14/14! VIII/KKIIVD V Litt`1e bld: New York will probably worry along, provideci the bartenders do not go on strike and walk out in. _ L A J__ .a.v--vvvrv Iszvvvui The Liberals will probably not`: contest the South Simcoe seat. The} Conservative candidate is very pop- 1`L1'8x_l`. It seems he has` always been one of {he Boys. 81.00 mi: TANNUM IN Anvancn UNITED STATES SUBSCRIBERS $1.50 IN ADVANCE -. 1